Interestingly enough, this will be rated M later on. Enjoy :)

First day

I hate him.

I hate him.

I hate his blue hair, his to tall height, his goofy grin, and most of all… his playful eyes.

I'm not saying playful like flirty, I mean playful like cruel. Like he enjoys teasing me.

I freaking hate him!

To explain this better, let's go back to earlier this morning. When it all began…

I sat next to my best friend Rin. Today was the first day of school and we were talking about the new cute guy in class. He had blond hair that was tied up in a short ponytail. Rin couldn't stop staring the whole time.

He glanced up time from time, but mostly kept his head down. Aww he's so shy!

"Miku lets go talk to him! I'm sure he must be lonely being new and all." Rin said smiling. As much as I didn't want to, I knew I should. Mostly because I knew Rin probably took an interest in him. This is very rare.

"Hi~ my name is Rin and this is Miku." Rin said smiling. He looked up then looked around. Everyone was staring. "My name is… ahhh… Len."

"How cool. Mind if we sit with you?" I said.

"sure." Man this kid was quite. Like if he speaks to loud we're gonna chop his arm off or something. I stayed unusually quite letting Rin work her bubbly magic. She was amazing at making people comfortable.

The bell rang and everyone sat down, but kept talking.

"Hello class. Um... class." A man walked in who I could only guess was the new teacher. He had Blue hair with matching eyes. He had a stance that said he was full of energy…but also new to teaching. Easy bait.

"Class if you could settle down now… class? Class?" we kept talking acting oblivious to the now worried teacher.

"If I could get your attention please…." I watched intently as he pulled out a bull horn. Yelling into it, he said, "CLASS!" everyone grew quiet and still. Have to give him props for that.

"Now, my name is Mr. Shion. I will be your teacher for the upcoming year." he smiled a smile that was meant to be welcoming, but because of his nervousness, came out as goofy.

Rin gave me a smile that I knew all too well. It was time to see who could make the new teacher leave.

"Gumo…here. Len…here. Rin…here. Miku?" he asked.

I didn't raise my hand.

"Is she here?" he asked.

"No. you see Miku died over the summer. It's very sad." I said trying not to crack a smile.

"Oh well how unfortunate. Well I guess she's not here,"

"Actually I'm right here. Didn't you see me raise my hand?" I said confusing him.

"But didn't you say she died?" he asked. Everyone in the class looked appalled and said no immediately. Nice acting.

"I'm so sorry Miss Miku." He said slightly bowing. Tsk. First day and already bowing to me. Perfect.

"So let's begin shall we." He said trying to get control again.

"Let me tell you a bit about myself. i-," he began, but I shot my hand up.

"Are you married?" I asked trying purposely to be obnoxious.

"Well no… you see,"

"Have any children?" I asked again.

"Uh no not necessarily,"

"So you're not married, but have children. How old are you exactly?" he was staring to get nervous.

"No! And I can't exactly answer that, you see,"

"Ahhh. So you lost your birth certificate right? How did you become a teacher then?" he started blinking fast. Score. Teto so owed me 10 bucks soon.

Suddenly he smiled and looked me in the eye. What the heck?

"You see I killed my all of my past wife's because they annoyed me. All my children are either slaves in china, or secret assassins. And as for my age… I may look 24, but I'm actually 51. I just look this way because I made a contract with the Mad Hatter. I actually am not your teacher, but an impersonator." He tied to smile an innocent smile, but because he was so proud, it came out as a devious smirk.

Damn it! Not only is he not fazed, but he actually got me with those answers. He even impressed me by choosing my favorite Pandora Hearts chain. This guy was good.

Everyone looked to me in expectance. I couldn't let them down. He was just a teacher after all right?

"Very interesting. Though you see, I'm sure the principal would like to hear about this." I stated smiling. One thing I learned is that teachers practically worship the principle. I so got him this tim- wait. Why the hell is he grinning!

"Then be sure to tell him how you asked inappropriate things class such as sex life and murder."

How dare him! He would lie like that! So easily?

"Now that were at an understanding, I have a special seat for you, miss… Kiku? It's right here next to me." he pulled out a chair and placed it at his desk.

I gave him death glares. He pronounced my name wrong; he's making me sit by him, and ruined my reputation as the teacher scarcer. What the hell is wrong with him!

"whatever." I said going up there. He smiled at me. To everyone else it looked normal, but I could tell he was playing the game. You could see in his eyes. Like was trying to say 'get on my level'.

Creep.

I sat there all day staring into his butt because he (purposely I bet) stood directly in front of me all day.

Creepy Jerk!

Why did this high school make it that we had one teacher most of the time? I can't stand him!

The bell finally rang to leave the room. Everyone sprinted out the door high fiving him. How could they! They probably though he was cool!

I got up and went over to Rin, who was talking to Len. As we were about to finally escape…

"Miku please stay after class."

Damn it!

Rin gave me a sad look. Half of pity, and half because I was her ride home. She walked out the door with Len tailing behind like a puppy. How cute! I would have smiled if it wasn't for Mr. Stay after class.

"Miku, I'd like to talk. You see I know what you're doing. You're trying to get attention. Why though?"

This dumb ass! He's gonna try to go all physiatrist on me. "Actually..!"

He stared laughing and waved his hand. "Just kidding. I know your just trying to be brat." He said in all seriousness. Bi-polar much?

"Excuse me? I was just trying to be interesting. And you shouldn't be-," he started walking me into the corner of the room and I backed into the wall. He placed his hands around me so I couldn't escape.

Rape! Oh god, I'm gonna get raped! I don't want to! Especially by this creepy jerk!

"Stay well behaved and we won't have a problem, got it?" I looked up into his eyes and shot him daggers. He toward over my height.

No. I wouldn't give him the satisfaction of messing with me.

"In your dreams." I said.

"Fine." He placed his face close to mine and gave me a wicked smile.

Rape! I should scream right…? Why aren't I?

He leaned next to my ear and whispered, "Let the games begin." His hot breath gave me shivers up and down my spine. He noticed and chuckled. Stepping back, he extended his arm to the door inferring I should leave. I took no time and stomped out of there.

"What happened Miku? What did-,"

"I never want to see that blue haired, goofy grinned, giant EVER AGAIN! So whats Len like?"

A/N: I think I'm going to like this story :) btw, Miku is 16 in this. So are Rin and Len. Anyway! Review, review, review! Well me what you think of this! :) R&R.