WARNING!! I am a YAOI fanfiction writer! Yaoi means gay relationships or boyxboy, so if u no likey, don't lookey any further or read any of my ficcies! Pwease and arigato!

NAME: Junjou-chan

MEANING OF NAME: Junjou means "pure-hearted" which is what i am!

Birthday: December 5th

AGE: 20

HOBBIES: song writing, writing fanfiction, making amvs on youtube, watching ANIME, being random

FAVORITE PAIRING OF ALL TIME: DUH DUH DUH!!! SebaCiel! 0

OTHER PAIRINGS I LIKE: NaruSasu (Naruto), Young!Oz/Young!Gil or Gil/Oz OR Oz/Gil (Pandora Hearts), Akihiko and Misaki (Junjou Romantica), Miyagi and Shinobu (Junjou Terrorist), Nowaki and Hiroki (Junjou Egoist), SasoDei (Naruto Shippuden), Kanou and Ayase (Okane Ga Nai), Yuki and Shuichi (Gravitation), Al and Ranmaru (Ikoku Irokoi Romantan), L and Light or Light and L (Death Note), Hikaru and Kaoru (Ouran High School Host Club), Tamaki and Kyouya or Kyouya and Tamaki (Ouran High School Host Club), Mori and Hunny (Ouran High School Host Club), Takano and Ritsu (Sekai-ichi Hatuskoi), Tori and Chiaki (Sekai-ichi Hatsukoi), Yukina x Kisa (Sekai-ichi Hatsukoi), Kotetsu x Barnaby (Tiger and Bunny)

HATED PAIRING OF ALL TIME: NARUSAKU

Reasons Why I HATE NARUSAKU!!: awkward, very abusive relationship, lame, sakura looks like a slut (she goes back and forth between Naruto and Sasuke...) and a bipolar chick, Naruto has definitely moved on, she can't even admit that she likes him so the relationship is going nowhere anyway, and it just doesn't seem right!

FAV ANIME SHOW OF ALL TIME: da da da da da DAAAAAA!! KUROSHITSUJI!

OTHER ANIME SHOWS I LIKEY: Naruto (LOVE THIS SHOW!), Pandora Hearts (EPIC SHOW!!), 07-Ghost, Yami no Matsuei, Kyou Kara Maou, Soul Eater, Nabari no Ou, Junjou Romantica, Okane Ga Nai, Loveless, Gravitation, Death Note, PPGZ, Ouran High School Host Club, Sekai-ichi Hatsukoi, Togainu no Chi, Tiger and Bunny

THINGS I HATE D8: homophobes, people who flame yaoi writers (seriously, if u don't like it, DON'T READ IT!), getting grounded for B's in classes (really...just, really?), insensitive people, liars, all types of slutty women (skanks, hoes, whores, etc, etc.), manwhores, fighting with my best friends, school (it takes away from my writing time!), math, fake people, bullies, wiggers, ignorance, hate crimes, ENGLISH DUBBED ANIME (O.o)

THINGS I LOVE: ANIME!!, SEBACIEL, NARUSASU, the peace sign, writing songs, writing fanfics, being me, all my besties, my family (even though they don't know that i watch and write about yaoi...), being happy yet emo, reading, being random, english class, japanese, Sebastian Michaelis, Ciel Phantomhive, Alois Trancy, Sasuke Uchiha (not a real person, got it), Itachi Uchiha (yes, I KNOW!) and...Naruto Uzumaki (YES, I GET IT!)!

Sasuke: who are you yelling at?

Naruto: I can't seduce Sasuke if you're yelling at your future readers!

Sasuke: WHAT WAS THAT?!

Naruto: Nothing, what chu talkin' 'bout?

J-C: HEY THAT'S MY SAYING!

Naruto: Can't i ever have anything i want?

J-C: you can have sasuke!

Sasuke NANI?! since when was i for sale?!

Naruto: (slings Sasuke over shoulder) c'mon Sasu-chan, we've got some things to talk about

Sasuke Naruto, you baka! PUT ME DOWN!

Naruto: Say I love you and i will

Sasuke I HATE YOU

Naruto: Naughty Sasu-chan... looks like someone's getting a spanking

Sasuke (blushes)

J-C: (tries really hard to fight a nosebleed)

Naruto: (leaves room with Sasuke still struggling on his shoulder)

J-C: that was...interesting to say the least...BACK TO ME!

GOALS I WANT TO ACCOMPLISH/THINGS I WANNA SEE BEFORE I DIE:

1. Seeing Naruto and Sasuke get together/Sebastian and Ciel FINALLY kissing in the manga (I'm begging you, Yana Toboso)!!

2. Successfully drawing a NaruSasu/SebaCiel doujinshi

3. Become a well-known fanfic author

4. Finish all the useless high school stuff so i can start writing more fanfics!

5. Go to Japan again/relearn Japanese

6. Make all my friends realize that there is nothing wrong with being gay (I'm not, i'm talking about gay people in general)

7. Write 100 fanfics before i graduate high school

8. Make the largest fanfic community

9. Have 1 of my fanfics reach 1,000 reviews (HOLY SHIT, I ACCOMPLISHED THIS GOAL?!?!?!?!?!?! 0)

10. Smile at random people around the world!

GOALS I WANT TO ACCOMPLISH WITH EACH FANFIC:

1. The plot should vary

2. Actually update more often (teehee)

3. Keep characters IC (in character)

4. Have at least 1 review per chappie

5. Be able to write a successful lemon (if the story is M of course...)

REASONS WHY NARUTO IS DEFINITELY A SEME AND NOT AN UKE:

1. His sensei is Jiraiya and we all know he's a major perv so there's no way Naruto could be an uke cuz he probably knows everything there is to know about sex!

2. He's always trying to read Kakashi's porno book

3. VERY macho!

4. Doesn't look like an uke...

5. Well-built

6. HE kissed SASUKE (in episode 3): there's a line where Naruto says that he has to wipe his tongue off (in other words, Naruto had HIS tongue in SASUKE'S mouth) and if you look at how they are reacting to the kiss, Naruto's tongue is out and Sasuke's mouth is open trying to spit something out...

7. Over confident

8. Overly protective of Sasuke

9. Possessive towards Sasuke

10. Main character (i HIGHLY doubt the main character would be an uke...)

REASONS WHY SASUKE IS DEFINITELY AN UKE AND NOT A SEME:

1. His name... SasUKE

2. He definitely looks like an uke! (pale skin, pretty eyes, slender frame; there have been some times during the show where he looks A LOT like a girl)

3. Since he doesn't seem that interested in sex he must be quite innocent (innocent=uke!)

4. He had a really messed up childhood so he obviously needs emotional support

5. Quiet and shyish (except around Naruto)

6. Not at all interested in girls (usually ukes are not into girls at all...)

7. His outfit in both Naruto and Naruto Shippuden (shorts that got shorter=Naruto, open shirt and some weird lookin' skirt wrap over tight black pants=Naruto Shippuden)

8. The creator of Naruto said that the ultimate pairing is going to be NARUSASU so clearly Sasuke has to be the uke...

9. Blushes WAY more than Naruto!

10. ALWAYS calls on Naruto whenever he can't do something or he needs help

THIS FOLKS, IS WHY NARUSASU IS DEFINITELY THE MOST ACCURATE PAIRING IN NARUTO AND NARUTO SHIPPUDEN! Case Closed...

REASONS SEBACIEL IS SOOOOO CANON AND DEFINITELY CAN HAPPEN WITHOUT CHANGING THE WHOLE KUROSHITSUJI MANGA SERIES

1. They are always together... ALWAYS!

2. Ciel looks to Sebastian for advice first.

3. Sebastian sometimes goes above and beyond the contract when dealing with Ciel (Manga Chapter 34 people! C'mon!!)

4. Sebastian is Ciel's most precious person (Episode 9 of the anime!!)

5. EPISODE 9 OF THE ANIME!! (Filler or not, the anime makers definitely felt the SebaCiel vibes!)

6. Ciel hates being separated from Sebastian for long amounts of time (During the Circus Arc in the manga... latest manga chapters as well! Episodes 20, 22-23 of the anime!)

7. Well, the whole plot is basically about Sebastian and Ciel's contract/relationship so... (smiles)

8. Due to their personalities, even if they did end up falling in love and getting together, they wouldn't change into completely different people!

9. Their relationship is already so beautifully represented, and it's almost like their souls are interconnected.

10. Manga Chapter 41!! Gosh, if that doesn't tell you something, I don't know what will...

11. Also, Yana Toboso originally wanted to make the manga shounen-ai, so even she had an idea of what to do (stupid editors thought it wouldn't sell)!

12. Yana Toboso is an amazing manga artist/writer, so I wholeheartedly believe that she could make Sebastian and Ciel work in the manga without changing anything about the story or them as characters

13. Yes, Ciel is a child, but how many times have you guys found yourself forgetting that! C'mon, he already acts like an adult! And who said that they had to have sex? They can wait til he's 18... a kiss now isn't so bad is it though? (wink)

14. Manga Chapter 34... I swear, that was one of the most romantic things ever!! (squeals)

15. Finally, love is love right? I've heard a lot of people saying that if Ciel was a girl, then things would be different... why? If he's still the same age, but a different gender, isn't that just as bad? As long as it's consensual I see nothing wrong with it (even though I'm not a HUGE fan of shotacon)!

THIS IS WHY SEBASTIAN AND CIEL CAN TOTALLY GET TOGETHER IN THE KUROSHITSUJI MANGA SERIES AND NOT MESS UP THE OVERALL PLOT!! Another case closed...

Oh yea! I almost forgot! I am an amv maker as well and since i just got SONY VEGAS 9.0 PRO i'm gonna be makin' tons of amvs! Check out my page at: http://www.youtube.com/user/narutoissuperlycool

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WARNING: IF U FLAME ME, IMMA FLAME YA RIGHT BACK, SO YA BETTER NOT MESS WITH ME!

Online Links:

Here's the link to Kuroshitsuji Season 2 Trailer (feel free to tell me what you think about it!): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abG80OETEfE&playnext_from=TL&videos=VTp_CZAOMbo

Here's the link to my dedication vid to all of my readers for One Hell of a Master (I love you guys! -): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIHdrPJN1Eo

Here's the link to my buddy's (theRahma) fanfiction page (please review her stories because they rule!): http://www.fanfiction.ws/u/2368606/theRahma

Here's the link to my birthday fic that my AMAZING buddy wrote for me! Please show your support for it and review (it would make my birthday even more special, I swear!): http://www.fanfiction.ws/s/6530139/1/Hurt

Here's the link to my Twitter page!!! Let the tweets begin!: http://twitter.com/#!/Junjouchan

Here's the link to the Facebook fan page for "One Hell of a Master": http://www.facebook.com/mobileprotection#!/pages/One-Hell-of-a-Master/126374564105757

Here's the link to the "One Hell of a Master" Youtube Cosplay Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/OHMcosplay?feature=mhee

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one
evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their
various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned,
and
had to walk home alone. She wasn't
afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only
a
few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees,
Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm
and
danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short
cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed
a
man standing at the end as though he
were
waiting
for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking
for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and
security wrapped round her, she felt as
though
someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she
walked right past the man and arrived
home
safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper
that
a young girl had been raped in the same
alley
just
twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the
fact
that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help
this
young woman, she decided to go to the
police
station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she
told
them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to
look
at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the
man
she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified,
he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and
asked if there was anything they could do
for
her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked
her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She
had
two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're
never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers
will not stand up for God?

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you
no matter what...and if you stand up for him he will
stand up for you.
I bet 93 of you people that read this won't repost

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe
in
God..

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it