If Light had never touched the Death Note, would he ever have found an escape from the depression and boredom that plagued him? Would he have had a future at all? M for dark themes.

What happens when new artist Yagami Raito manages to capture the attention of socially inept, anonymous artist L Lawliet? Hilarity, of course. Matchmakers, troublesome sisters, and crazy lawyers pretending to be drag queens? What is this world coming to?

It was intended to just be one night, but time and persistence turn Grell's pursuit of Sebastian into something else entirely. Some of it is pleasant, some decidedly not, some sweet, some violent, none of it at all what our red lady expected going into this. But maybe not too bad a conclusion, either. (SebastianxGrell, if that wasn't clear.)

Sometimes it takes an Oreo cookie to decide who will be on top. All genres, characters, lengths, and levels of quality! LxL, MxM, or crack. Mostly humor. Rated for language.

What would you do to protect someone precious to you? What secrets would you keep? When Hinata becomes pregnant by a man she refuses to name, the last person she expected to help was her cold, older cousin. Neji/Hinata

Berwald's life is turned upside down when he is accepted into Hetalia International University, and everything changes for the better when he catches a glimpse of his future wife who lives down the hall. Who cares if Tino doesn't accept it yet? All Human.

Alfred has been used to the fat jokes. But when the fat jokes got out of control his confidence dwindles and stops eating. When his friends start to notice and try to help he's determined that he isn't thin enough. Can they help him before it kills him?

At school, Gilbert makes fun of Matthew, and Matthew just wants to be left alone. But then when the hot days of summer roll around, and they have nothing but free time, things happen that NO ONE could have planned for! Enjoy, and please R&R!

Sweden could only find a job as a Kindergarten teacher and the famous Kirkland's little Peter happens to be enrolled into his class. But it is not Mr. Arthur Kirkland who is picking Peter up, it's this angel with the greatest ass Berwald's ever seen. M4LC

USUK, AU - Alfred and his family move to an English village and become neighbours to Arthur and his family. Arthur doesn't like the American, but they befriend each other, and slowly friendship becomes love. But that's not good in a little township!

"Come on, you need someone and so do I. We can work something out..." -and maybe it was the vodka speaking for the flushed and disheveled Finn, but Berwald just wasn't a good enough person to say no. SuFin, Gauken AU, M for smut and dark themes.

Falling in Love sucks. Falling in love with your best friends sucks more. What sucks the most? When that best friend is forced to move away. Welcome to Tino's life. Yaoi/BL. Lot's of fluff and some smexy time towards the end! SuFin, DenNor, HongIce, amoung other various pairings. But Mostly SuFin, of course.

WHEN A MAN LOVES A DOG, PERHAPS TOO MUCH.

Follow Lovino on his weird and, well, at least quite interesting trip around Europe in order to find out some of the greatest secrets ever about himself, Europe, tomato-shaped alarm clocks and the past of his lovely, but complicated Spanish partner.

De-anon from the Kink Meme - Matthew is the only male in a house full of girls. Between buying tampons, over protective sisters and the fact he's still mistaken for Alyssa, is he ever going to find love? Slice of lifeish AU FrUK, eventual PruCan, RusAme

Of allergies, misplaced Valentine's cards, and bubble baths. Memories Matt and Mello hold dear, all written on various pieces of looseleaf paper.

Lovina never even thought that she could be gay. That is, until she met HER. Things take a drastic turn and not everything is what it seems. Completely genflipped story: Spamano, GerIta, PruCan, USUK, Giripan, SuFin. Yuri. Rating MAY go up.

AU. Meet Alfred Jones, a fairly questionable socialite. And now meet Matthew Williams, a depressed nobody that's working two and a half jobs to make ends meet and is failing at it. Miserably. This is not going to be pretty. Full summary and warning inside. Humour/Angst/Romance

The decay ate all of them from the inside out until the only way to live was to hold onto someone else equally as broken. DenNor, Sufin, yuri. More information in author's note.

Finland and Sweden get married, and Finland is being a goofball. FinlandxFem!Sweden.

Alfred Jones is 15 years old.He tries his best to get money for he wants to visit places around the world. He has phone sex with a rich Russian and does other stuff to gain money. Events occur and Alfred finally meets the rich Russian Ivan face to face.

"Standing there with wild eyes, panting from the fervor and drenched in blood, she was the most gorgeous thing that I had ever seen. Ah, yes, red was the color that I loved the most!" Madam Red x Grell one-shot.

It was the last thing in the world that Lovino Vargas wanted. To fall in love with Antonio Fernandez Carriedo. But when the pirate takes him aboard his ship, Lovino learns that maybe it's not so bad to be a pirate. Pirate AU. spamano

Damien and Pip, Dip galore, ranging from fluffy and cute to...not. T for South Park and yaoi. Fluff,angst, and randomness ahead!

AU. Alfred awakes at night to hear his twin brother screaming. Getting up he finds Mathew being defiled by their vile adoptive French father. He does the only thing he can do...protect what is his. Rated T for language and suggestive rape More info inside

It was all because Francine just couldn't keep it in her pants. Or, rather, out of them. GenFlip, LameAU, US/UK and others.

Sweden refuses to step out of his corner. Finland gets annoyed.

Lovina is a gypsy, Antonio is her captor. He shouldn't be attracted to someone like her, she belongs in a dungeon, not in his bed... fem!Romano/LovinoxSpain

modern AU. Detailing how two anons went from moderator and troll to internet frenemies to best friends, and then some - chatspeak included. Hallelujah.

Welcome to highschool, where stupid is the only thing more prevalent than hormones.

3-year-old Hinata had a nightmare, and she want's to sleep with Neji

Basically a songfic based on a secret talent of Russia's and Russia and Lithuania's messed up relationship.

Prequel to The Heart Never Forgets. Francis just moved to a small village in England, and finds a strange friend in the form of fairy-seeing Arthur. Written by me and schoolgirl-cheesesculpture, rating has been moved to M for later chapters. FrUK

Reaching his breaking point with annoyance toward America, Canada decides to do the unthinkable and go all rapey on him. But Canada is just too polite and too French to really make it unpleasant. America enjoys it. Kink meme de-anon

Alfred and Ivan play a game of Russian Roulette. It becomes more than just a game...

America and Canada wonder what England would look like with normal eyebrows. With a pair of tweezers in hand they get to work only to be interrupted by France...who would like to help. Slight FrUK Rated T for language

Antonio asks Lovino out, Francis and Arthur put an end to their sexual tension, and Alfred finally updates his relationship status when he finds out that his secret relationship wasn't exactly a secret. Contains Spamano, FrUK, RusAm, PruCan, and DAT ASS.

Officer Alfred Jones pulls over a speeding car, which holds a pair of Italian twins. What results is racial driving stereotypes, disrespect for authority, and a rowdy good time. YMMV

His eyes got a faraway look that told me he was thinking about it, picturing it. "We're going to have a little, nondescript house in any country you want..." Repost. Inspired by Luckystar27's "Lie to Me" and Steinbeck's "Of Mice and Men."

Germany gets lost in Italy; his clothes are so horribly unfashionable that they taint the scenery; thus, Romano takes it upon himself to make him fabulous.

Poland brings up the simple question with Prussia, then wishes he hadn't even asked. Fluff. PrusPol.

/"Hold it!" Light yelled. "I'm not yours, L you shouldn't provoke her even if it's for fun, and if anything I would be on top!" /After being labeled "gay" L and Light have to go to America to accept an award for stopping Kyosuke Higuchi, aka Kira. LxL MxM

In a time of insecure peace treaties a marriage of convenience is drawn up between the two villages and who better to marry off but the heiress of one of the most powerful clans in the leaf village and the Kazekage of the Sand.

Lovino Vargas hates being a 'holy man'. Antonio Hernandez Carriedo is hoping to win the heart of one such 'holy man'. Pope!Romano and Pirate!Spain. Warning! Contains yaoi. Now rated M and in first person.

Herakles tries to get Kiku to reciprocate some kind of PDA. He fails spectacularly even as everyone else wrecks Athens' classiest hotel with their ridiculous public sexual exploits. Giripan with disruptive background GerIta, USUK, Franada, Spamano et al

Craig tormented Tweek for years. But junior year, something is different: He isn't nearly as content in torturing the Spazmoid as he used to be. He starts feeling things other than annoyance in his presence... Will he get, or even deserve a second chance?

Cartman and Butters are now together, and Cartman apologizes for every prank he ever pulled on the blond when they were younger...

Alfred gets fed up with his perfect life and goes to buy some pot, not knowing that he would get attached to the dealer. Rated m for a lot of reasons rp written by me and schoolgirl-cheesesculpture.

In the locker room, Bebe gives Wendy some advice on her personal hygiene, and how she should uphold her feminist values. Well, in Bebes own, twisted, freaky way. One shot, not femmslash, some cursing, mention of vaginas. Be warned.

Light wasn't pretty until tenth grade. BEFORE that, he kind of looked like the lovechild of a cactus and a hamster... a particularly pointy cactus and an unusually fat and greasy hamster. Light POV, LxL Oneshot

And that was his visage, his flesh, his clothing and his mouth, doctored into such a brilliant grin. (Cover image graciously done by deniigisukarnoart on Tumblr!)

AKA, how Ivan Braginski got a certain fiery Italian to return his affections. Who said pickup lines didn't work? Rumano, other pairings and warnings inside

Russia is secretly the one who wrote My Immortal, the infamous Harry Potter fanfic written by someone under the name Tara Gilesbie. America finds out. De-Anoned from the Kink Meme.

Antonio wants Lovino to be his dancepartner at Austria's ball. Lovino, struggling with his growing feelings of love and affection for everyone's favorite tomato-bastard as always, agrees. Now, there could be worse things, right? Spain/Romano.

Alois enjoys licking people. Commence insanity, uncensored sexiness, and blood. Oh, and also lots of licking a la Alois. Alois/everyone, Alois/himself, Alois/priest/Druitt, Alois/Claude/Ciel/Sebastian

Low self esteem. Bad past. Horrible self image. These are only some of the things Matthew deals with every day. AlMa, rp by me and schoolgirl-cheesesculpture, AU. Rated M for yaoi and mature themes.

Peter snuggled further under the blankets before speaking again. "I had a dream everybody forgot about Sealand..." he sniffled, and Arthur almost—but not quite—cracked a smile at that.

"L..Let me go" he ment it to be a loud yell but it only turned out to be a mear whisper. Feliciano made a tisk-ing sound and Giggled Warning: Lime No-con Technal crack pairing

They had been brothers for their whole life, and knew everything about each other. But then why was Al finding stories about two guys on Matt's computer! An AU of the dysfunctional family. Al/Matt, yaoi written by me and schoolgirl-cheesesculpture rp

L doesn't know quite why Roger has kicked a young Beyond Birthday, Mello, Matt, and Near out of Wammy's, but that's the least of his concerns right now. Fact of the matter is, now they have to stay with him...and the rest of the task force. Tylenol, L?

What does Emmett get up to in his spare time? Pay back and Hilarious material promised. I did not write the Twilight Series, it is Specifically Stephanie Meyers Series.

“Wait,” America said, a look of deep concentration on his face. “You…No. No way.” A look of horror crossed his face. “You didn’t. Please. Please tell me you didn’t. Not right next to us.”

AU Oneshot because I am an AU whore. Gilbert was not going to play hide and seek in the garden like a fag. Nope, he and Ludwig were going to christen Peter's bed...

She found out," he answered simply. "Found out what?" Cartman asked. "My secret." Only K for very minimal swearing and suicidal themes. A one-shot, NOT a slash.

Tweek gets a pet goldfish. Creek, contains lime.

Anything to make him happy.

Emma and her eating disorder.

Light and L are in for a very interesting surprise when they discover the result of their intimate moment. How will Light be able to keep up with L's emotional fluctuations and even more bizzare behavior? LightxL mpreg

"The day Light-kun doesn't have the need to speak over one hundred thousand words is the day I will eat quietly!" This is a series of drabbles about...well, L and Light annoying each other. Crack, OOCLight, COMPLETE

[crackfic, Team Seveness] How puberty defeated Team Seven.