Oh God! It had been years since I last came on my profile! I need to do some major updates!

First, on my new ships!

My main shipping fandoms: Naruto, Bleach, One piece, TRC, FF7, Saiyuki, Fairy Tail, Gintama, Beelzebub and Evangelion.

Favourite couples: (for now... yeah it changes with my mood)

SasuNaru/ NaruSasu (Naruto)

KakaNaru (Naruto) this is a new obsession!

MinaNaru (Naruto) this too!

Ichigo x Rukia (bleach)

Gray x Lucy / Natsu x Lucy (Fairy tail)

Sakura x Shaolan (TRC or CCS)

Nami x Luffy (One Piece) used to like Nami x Zorro... now, blah.

Tifa x Cloud (Final Fantasy 7) used to like also Tifa x Zack. meh. It's still hot though!

Sanzo x Goku (Saiyuki)

Rei x Shinji (Evangelion)

Kaworu x Shinji (NGE)

Gintoki x Tsukuyo (Gintama)

Otae x Kondo (Gintama)

Oga x Hilda (Beelzebub)

The couples I HATE!! (and that won't change.. ever!!)

Sasuke x any other person who is not Naruto

Naruto x any other person who is not Sasuke, Kakashi or Minato (Minato and Kakashi are the new addition!)

Itachi x deidara:... what the hell?! cause the guy is blond like naruto? O.O?!

KakaIru: I mean.. come on... They NEVER talk to each other!!

Kakashi x Obito: I used to like this... now, I hate it!

IchiHime: This couple is hideous!! They have no understand of each other or any slight chemistry at all!!

Erza x Natsu or Erza x Gray: I mean... for me, The two boys are better with Lucy!

Nami x Sanji: soooooooo uncool!!

Boa x Luffy: ... Luffy is for Nami!! (or Zorro...)

Usopp x Luffy: ... no really... that's just plain weird...

Cloud x Aerith

Sanzo x anyone who isn't Goku!

Asuka x Shinji

Gintoki x Otae

Couples I can stand and read fanfics about them:

Suigetsu x Karin: what? I'm free to read any fanfic I like!! :p

KakaSaku: I found it Hot! But not as hot as KakaNaru!

Erza x Jellal: they are meant to be... U_U

Shaolan x Shaolan: hum... special...

Fay x Kurogane: yaoi XD

Kurogane x Tomoyo: They are so cute!!

Robin x Sanji: I like this one...

Robin x Zorro: but I like this one better

Zorro x Sanji: Yaoi Fever... :D

Zorro x Luffy: This one can be very interesting ;)

Cloud x Zack.

Oga x Aoi: Well, I love Aoi, so it's okay.

Gintoki x Sacchan: Just a kink. Never too it seriously.

Toshiro x Tsukuyo: they would be hot together!

You know you live in 2013 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a facebook, twitter, tumblr and intagram

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

I completely fell for it... that was funny :)

Original List Written by "Tesina Gela Gardner" (I dared to put my thoughts about it XD)

You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when:

You think about SasuNaru 24/7; "...I do"
You dream about SasuNaru all the time; "... that's right..."
You try to throw stuff at Sakura, when she try’s to ask Sasuke out; "In my mind... T_T"
You squeal whenever you watch episode 202 and see that the number one favorite fight was between ur two favorite bishounen;
You almost fainted when Sasuke leaned over Naruto after the Valley of End…uh ended; "I did... and hoped he would kiss him! TT TT"
You go aww whenever Sasuke and Naruto have another one of their lover’s quarrels; "Duh! Of course!!"
You hate having to wait for the fillers to be over; (where the hell is the timeskip!)
You pray with a little hope that Masashi Kishimoto would add some more SasuNaru hints in the timeskip; "I even pray that he is gay!!"
Everyday u sit at the computer hoping that an idea for an great SasuNaru story would hit u soon; "I do... and it's hard!!"
You think that people that like couples such as SasuSaku and some others that are not SasuNaru XP should all go to the most horrible place in the world, hell for example;
You know that one day SasuNaru would rule the world!;
You love reading this reader’s profile (lol..);
You pray that somehow and someway Sakura would die somewhere along the timeskip; "Would be nice... even if I don't hate her..."
You get mad every time Hinata trys to make a move on Naruto (yet u think its cute cuz Sasuke get jealous); (Shannaro!)
You wait for SasuxNaruislove to post new doujinshi’s; "What are they doing!? I'm still waiting!! TTTT"
You search deviantart more for SasuNaru then any other thing; "You stalk me or what? O.o?"
You decide that typing this up would help people understand why you love SasuNaru so much;
Your favorite colors are blue and orange (they are complimentary);
You feel like you wanna punch Sakura for even thinking about the word Sasuke;
You just wanna go and hug the little adorable Naru-chan and tell him he and Sasuke are so kawaii together; "sighs... I would love to..."
SasuNaru is your Anti-drug;
You talk about it all the time and ur friends have no idea what SasuNaru is; (phew!) "Before... but now, they know XD"
You once tried to start a club at school; (and it didn't work out..) "They said I'm completely crazy... :'("
Whenever you hear the word “sauce” you add a “sue nah roo” to the end and then shout "SASUNARU!" XDDDD;
You almost break ur computer after watching the episode where Sakura “touches” Sasuke to calm him down after using the Sharingan with the cursed mark;
You were just about to explode when Sasuke left Naruto alone at the Valley of End (did you cheat on him bastard! XD);
You cried at the flashbacks they played while at the Valley of End (grabs a tissue);
You like reading this long list and find it mildly amusing;
You have written 5 or more stories about them (guilty as charged);
You ignore other pairings and focus more on the “obsession”; "Too true..."
You put 20 or more pictures on ur ipod for later purposes :yaoi fan giggle:;
You try to convince some of ur close friends to like it; (sighs) "It has failed miserably..."
You wonder what ur mom and dad would say if they found out what “it” was; "Oh! Mother knows about it already... now, I should talk about it to Father...maybe some other day..."
You sigh as this list ends XD
You were also screaming at Konohamuru in chapter 347 (page 10)
and You were awwing when Naruto dispelled the jutsu (jealous much?)
You replayed the credits ending to Shippuuden 65 over and over until your fingers cramped...then kept going anyway XD

added parts were added by Dragonmanga and darkalbino