A/N: Well, this is it!

Chapter 20: Konohamaru's New Jutsu

"So, what do you think of my proposition?"

"It's disgusting! I would never take part in such a thing!"

"Oh, come on! It'll be your clones, not you, and they'll be transformed, so they won't even look like you!"

"God forbid that anything resembling me be seen doing what you're suggesting!"

"I just said that's not gonna happen! Now c'mon, it'll be fun! And I really need four!"

"I don't think manipulating a clone into the positions you're suggesting would be fun."

"One question."

"Yes…?"

"Don't you want to see their reactions?"

"Mm…"

"Uh…"

"Well…"

"Heh heh, that's what I thought."

And so Choji, Shino, and Jugo sold their souls to the devil named Konohamaru.

Shikamaru and Temari, Neji and Tenten, Kiba and Hinata, Lee and Sakura, Sai and Ino, Suigetsu and Karin, and Naruto and Sasuke were out on a massive group date.

Unfortunately, the girls were neglecting their boyfriends in favor of drooling at Naruto and Sasuke—who were not even doing anything except casual bickering.

It made one wonder what was going on in the girls' minds.

Suddenly, Konohamaru and three clones—actually, they were clones of Konohamaru, Choji, Shino, and Jugo, all transformed into Konohamaru—appeared in front of the young couples.

"Oh, it's your turn, isn't it, Konohamaru?" said Naruto, referring to their ongoing perverts' competition. "Well then, let's see it!"

"Heh heh," chuckled Konohamaru's clone evilly. "Now, I know the ultimate perverted jutsu to use against you, Naruto-nii-chan!"

A puff of smoke engulfed the clones as they transformed. When the smoke cleared, there were two naked clones each of Naruto and Sasuke, busily doing………WHOA!!!!

"HOLY RAMEN!!!" cheered Naruto. He grabbed Sasuke's shoulder and shook him, yelling, "We have to do that, teme!"

"With only four?" smirked Sasuke. "Dobe, I think we can do better than that."

Meanwhile, the girls' nosebleeds flooded the surrounding area.

The other boys were grossed out but too fascinated to look away.

"Ah, my eyes!" cried Neji.

"Wow," said Kiba, "I didn't know you could do that…"

"Are you looking in that much detail?" demanded Neji.

"Hey, don't project your perversion on me!" snapped Kiba.

"Seriously, what's going on with that one clone?" said Shikamaru. "That's not anatomically possible."

"How do you know??" demanded Lee. "Have you tried it??"

"Of course not!" snapped Shikamaru.

"Then, you don't know that it's not possible," insisted Lee stubbornly.

"We'll know soon enough," Sai pointed out. "After all, Fox-boy and Sex-god said they'd try it."

"That sounded so wrong," said Suigetsu. "And I don't think we want to hear them report about it."

"Report about it? Dream on," cut in Sasuke.

"Yeah, we don't wanna make you virgins jealous!" teased Naruto.

The girls' eyes began glazing over.

Presently, Kakashi and Yamato came sauntering by when they saw the young people.

"Yo, this looks like a merry band of youngsters!" said Kakashi. "How're you all—OH MY DEAR FUCKING GOD OF ICHA ICHA!!!" He had spotted the naked clones, which were still enthusiastically going about their…interactions.

"Uh, Kakashi-sensei, that's not actually us," the real Naruto spoke up.

Kakashi looked around at the real Naruto and Sasuke. Then, he looked at the other couples. Then, he counted the number of males and females. Then, he glanced between the naked clones and his two male students. Then, he realized that the rumors were true. Then, he passed out.

The young ninja burst out laughing.

"Ah, you kids," said Yamato, chuckling indulgently. "To be young and in love! Well, it's good to see that you're all doing well. I'm sure Kakashi-senpai will feel the same once he, uh, gets over the shock."

"Indeed, this looks like a happy ending," remarked Sai.

"No," said Sasuke lightly, "it's more like a happy beginning."

"Yeah, Konohamaru and I are taking our competition to a whole new level!!" yelled Naruto. "Since I'm bi and we're doing orgies—"

Sasuke interrupted by smacking Naruto on the head. "You ruined the moment, usuratonkachi," said Sasuke. "That's extra uke duty for you."

The girls' imaginations went berserk, and they keeled over completely.

"Hey, what's all this about 'uke duty'?" taunted Naruto. "Aren't you always claiming 'uke privilege' and shoving 'seme duty' on me?"

At that point, the males in the vicinity fainted as well.

"What the fuck are you talking about, dobe!?" shrieked Sasuke indignantly.

"You know exactly what kind of fuck I'm talking about, teme!!" Naruto gleefully cackled.

Sasuke and Naruto proceeded to chase each other through Konoha, screaming about semes, ukes, duties, and privileges. For the rest of that day—and on many other occasions from that day forth—every female in Konoha was left with a bloody nose and a busy imagination.

A/N:

And that's the end!

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