FaAbout Me:

-I'm Rosa. My name isn't really Rosa but I absolutely love that name.

-I read occasionally and write mostly oneshots.

-My Favorite Books: Blood and Chocolate, The Night World Series, Vampire Academy Series, Harry Potter Series, Nineteen Minutes by Jodi Picoult, Twilight Series, Hush Hush, The Mortal Instrumments Series, Zara made me read Thirteen Reasons Why and instead of making me cry, it gave me nightmares, Percy Jackson and Olympians series, The Uglies Series, Letters to Juliet, Secret Circle,

-My Favorite Shows: The Vampire Diaries, What Not to Wear, Say Yes to the Dress, NCIS, House, Fringe, 10 Things I Hate About You, Make it or Break it, GOSSIP GIRL!, Bones, Lie To Me, Pretty Little LIars

Random Facts:

Let's see...

-My favorite colors are pink, blue, and gold (not the combination, that's kinda ugly)

-I like Pop music

-My best friend on here is Zara Alexandros (who used to be LeoAmour, then Juliana De Savage but changed her name and my name so they could match XD)

-I love Shia Labeouf. I like to think he's my future husband even though Zara calls me stupid for it :P

-I love sweets. Anything with chocolate. And cheesecake. I love cheesecake. Haha.

-I like Vitamin Water

-I hate spelling, because I can't spell. Zara edited this for me. And forgive me if I have mistakes in my stories.

-I love to shop.

-I'm smart academically but when it comes to other things, my best friends refer to me as the 'airhead' or 'blondie', even though I'm nowhere near blonde.

-I love horror, comedy, and action/drama movies. Romantic comedies are pretty good too but I hate sappy stuff.

-I wanna be a doctor

-I love cheese :D

-My favorite subject is actually science (human life science is my fave, i honestly couldnt care about plants)

-If there were a talking competition, I'd most likely win (i never run out of things to talk about)

FUN STUFF, Cuz I was bored.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we fucked up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

A friend helps you when you fall;

a best friend says "Walk much, dumbass?"

A friend gives you their umbrella when it rains;

a best friend takes your's and says "RUN, BITCH, RUN!"

A friend wipes your tears when you're rejected;

a best friend walks up to him and says "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A friend will bail you out of jail;

a best friend will be in the room next to you saying "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!

A good friend helps you when you fall.

A best friend laughs and trips you again.

FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you

BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the SHIT out of him/her by threatening to break every bone in him/her's body if he/she hurts your bestfriend

FRIENDS: Will say you can do better

BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live"

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying

BESTFRIENDS:Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: Will help you move

BESTFRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night

BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and himself/herself in the process

FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his ass

FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS: kick your ass and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"

BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you

I heart my bfflz :D

Girls
are like apples
on trees. The best ones
are at the top of the tree.
The boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Some of My all time favorite quotes from books:

"I am a man," Jace said. "And men do not consume pink beverages." Jace Wayland~ City of Glass

"'...Have you fallen in love with the wrong person yet?'
Jace said, "Unfortunately, Lady of the Haven, my one true love remains myself."
..."At least," she said, "you don't have to worry about rejection, Jace Wayland."
"Not necessarily. I turn myself down occasionally, just to keep it interesting.""
— Cassandra Clare (City of Bones)

"I am a badass, and I recognize that you, too, are a badass"
— Cassandra Clare (City of Bones)

"'...in fact, don't touch any of my weapons without my permission.'
"Well, there goes my plan for selling them all on ebay," Clary muttered.
"Selling them on what?"
Clary smiled blandly at him, "A mythical place of great magical power.""
— Cassandra Clare (City of Bones)

""Jesus!" Luke exclaimed.
"Actually, it's just me," said Simon. "Although I've been told the resemblance is startling."

"Mom. I have something to tell you. I’m undead. Now, I know you may have some preconceived notions about the undead. I know you may not be comfortable with the idea of me being undead. But I’m here to tell you that undead are just like you and me…Well, okay. Possibly more like me than you.
-Simon"
— Cassandra Clare (City of Ashes)

"‘Well, I’m not kissing the mundane,’ said Jace. ‘I’d rather stay down here and rot.’
‘Forever?’ said Simon. ‘Forever’s an awfully long time.’
Jace raised his eyebrows. ‘I knew it,’ he said. ‘You want to kiss me, don’t you?’

— Cassandra Clare (City of Ashes)

""Is this the part where you say if I hurt her, you'll kill me?"
"No" Simon said,"If you hurt Clary she's quite capable of killing you herself. Possibly with a variety of weapons"
-Jace Wayland and Simon"
— Cassandra Clare (City of Glass)

"'Is standing by the window muttering about blood something he does all the time?' -simon

'No,' Jace said. 'Somethimes he sits on the couch and does it.'"
— Cassandra Clare (City of Ashes)

"The boy never cried again, and he never forgot what he'd learned: that to love is to destroy, and that to be loved is to be the one destroyed. (Jace Wayland)"
— Cassandra Clare

"'It wouldn't be my move,' Jace agreed. 'First the candy and flowers, then the apology letters, then the ravenous demon hordes. In that order.'

-Jace"
— Cassandra Clare (City of Bones)

"Malachi scowled. "I don't remember the Clave inviting you into the Glass City, Magnus Bane."

"They didn't," Magnus said. "Your wards are down."

"Really?" the Consul's voice dripped sarcasm. "I hadn't noticed."

Magnus looked concerned. "That's terrible. Someone should have told you." He glanced at Luke. "Tell him the wards are down.""
— Cassandra Clare

"'How awfully convenient for you, regardless. And for him. He won't have to worry about you spilling his secrets.'-Inquistor

'Yeah,' Jace said. 'He's terrified I'll tell everyone that he's always wanted to be a ballerina.'"
— Cassandra Clare (City of Ashes)

"‘I guess it’s true what they say,’ observed Jace. ‘There are no straight men in the trenches.’
‘That’s atheists, jackass,’ said Simon furiously. ‘There are no atheists in the trenches.’"
— Cassandra Clare

"Usually I'm remarkably good natured. Try me on a day that doesn't end in y.
-Jace"
— Cassandra Clare

""So what's with the 'hey' thing,", she asked, as Simon manuevered the car onto the FDR parkway, the highway that ran along the East River.
"What 'hey' thing?" he replied...
"The 'hey' thing that guys always do. Like when you saw Jace and Alec, you said 'hey,' and they said 'hey' back. What's wrong with 'hello'?"
She thought she saw a muscle twitch in his cheek. "'Hello' is girly," he informed her. "Real men are terse. Laconic."
"So the more manly you are, the less you say?"
"Right." Simon nodded..."That's why when major badasses greet each other in movies, they don't say anything. They just nod. The nod means, 'I am a badass, and I recognize that you, too, are a badass,' but they don't say anything because they're Wolverine and Magneto and it would mess up their vibe to explain."
"I have no idea what you're talking about," said Jace, from the backseat.
"Good," Clary said."
— Cassandra Clare

"Jace shook his blond head in exasperation.

"You had to make a crazy jail friend, didn't you? You couldn't just count ceiling tiles or tame a pet mouse like normal prisoners do?""
— Cassandra Clare

""Come in. And try not to murder any of my guests."Jace edged into the doorway, sizing up Magnus with his eyes.
"Even if one of them spills a drink on my new shoes?"
"Even then.""
— Cassandra Clare (City of Bones)

"I have a fetish for damsels in distress.”
“Don’t be sexist.”
“Not at all. My services are also available to gentlemen in distress. It’s an equal opportunity fetish,"
— Cassandra Clare (City of Glass)

"haven't you ever heard that modesty is an attravitive trait?

only from ugly people, the meek may inherit the earth, but at the moment it belongs to the conceited. like me

— Cassandra Clare (City of Bones)

"Isabelle and Sebastian? Hardly. Sebastian’s a nice guy – Isabelle only likes dating thoroughly inappropriate boys our parents will hate. Mundanes, Downworlders, petty crooks…”
“Thanks,” Simon said. “I’m glad to be classed with the criminal element."
— Cassandra Clare (City of Glass)

"Magnus glanced at Alec and raised his eyebrows "Boo", he said. Jace was grinning. "Come on,surely you've got a phobia or two. What scares you?" Alec thought for a moment. "Spiders," he said. Clary turned to Luke. "Have you got a spider anywhere?"
Luke looked exasperated. "Why would I have a spider? Do I look like someone who would collect them?"
"No offense," Jace said, "but you kind of do.""
— Cassandra Clare

"It was Alec who spoke first. "What's this?" he demanded, looking from Clary to his companions, as if they might know what she was doing there.
"It's a girl," Jace said, recovering his composure. "Surely you've seen girl before, Alec. Your sister Isabelle is one.""
— Cassandra Clare (City of Bones)

"I see that you are working this vampire angle with some success. And kudos. Lots of girls love that sensitive-undead thing. But I'd drop the whole musician angle if I were you. Vampire rock stars are played out, and besides, you can't possible be very good." -Jace"
— Cassandra Clare (City of Glass)

"don't order any of the farie food, it tend to make humans a little crazy one minute you're munching on a farie plum the nest you're running down madison avenue with antlers on your head, not that this has ever happened to me"
— Cassandra Clare (City of Bones)

""'the cuckoo bird,' she said. 'You see, cuckoos are parasites. They lay their eggs in other birds' nests. When the egg hatches, the baby cuckoo pushes the other baby birds out of the nest. The poor parent birds work themselves to death trying to find enough food to feed the enormous cuckoo child who has murdered their babies and taken their places.'

'Enormous?' said Jace. 'Did you just call me fat?'

'It was an analogy.'

'I am not fat.'

-Jace and Inquistor""
— Cassandra Clare

The sorting hat says that I belong in Slytherin!

Said Slytherin, "We'll teach just those whose ancestry is purest."

Slytherin students are typically cunning and hungry for power. Important members include Draco Malfoy (Harry's nemesis), Professor Severus Snape (head of Slytherin), and Lord Voldemort

I Am:

92 Percent Slytherin:

91 Percent Gryfindor: "We'll teach all those with brave deeds to their name." Students of Gryffindor are typically brave, daring, and chivalrous.

72 Percent Ravenclaw: "We'll teach those whose intelligence is surest." Ravenclaw students tend to be clever, witty, intelligent, and knowledgeable.

30 Percent Hufflepuff: "I'll teach the lot, and treat them just the same." Hufflepuff students are friendly, fair-minded, modest, and hard-working

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~Rosa Le Barge~