PROFILE CURRENTLY UNDERGOING RENOVATION. YOUR PATIENCE IS APPRECIATED.

WARNING: The owner of this profile is currently undergoing a LOVE AFFAIR with the founders (that's Harry Potter, people) and subscription to her work MAY RESULT in being INUNDATED with FOUNDERSFICS, especially those which have an INORDINATE amount of focus on SALAZAR SLYTHERIN. If you do not have tolerance for such, BEWARE OF THE PROFILE!

My stats:

Sex: Female

Age: 22 (Wow I haven't edited this in AGES and some of it is really embarrassing...) *clears throat* I am now 25 and leaving some relics of 15-year-old me up for posterity (i.e., my own bizarre fondness for that weirdo).

Name: You can call me Riley, I guess.

Nationality: Canadian

Obsessions: (definitely not in order) Lord of the Rings (book), Harry Potter (book), trashing Peter Jackson/ranting about how much he screwed up the movies, writing fanfiction, reading fanfiction, Artemis Fowl (book), ranting about how much the Harry Potter movies are screwed up, , Beowulf(poem/whatever), founderfics, Salazar-is-not-evil line of thought... Wow, the sad thing is how many of those are still true. New ones include: The Silmarillion, AtLA/LoK, and... Agent Carter. And also I loathe and despise Twilight, so it's off the list.

Any reference, unless otherwise specified, to Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings refers to the books. Any reference, unless otherwise specified, to The Chronicles of Narnia refers to the movies. Any reference, unless otherwise specified, to Wicked refers to the play.

Notable pairings:

Root/Vinyaya

Holly/Trouble

Harry Potter:

Salazar/Rowena

Salazar/Godric

Helena/Baron (when they're still alive)

Salazar/Helga

Grey Lady/Bloody Baron (as ghosts)

Godric/Helga

Teddy/Victoire

Hermione/Krum

Tolkien:

Eomer/Lothiriel

Faramir/Eowyn

Brandir/Niniel (and/or) Brandir/Nienor

Idril/Tuor

Handir/Beldis

Brandir/Lalaith (AU crackship don't look at me)

Aule/Yavanna

Sky High:

Warren/Layla

Warren's parents

Pairings I hate (and why I hate them):

ANY INCEST!!

Artemis Fowl:

Holly/Artemis (They're not even the same species)

Holly/Foaly (See above.)

Holly/Root (He's old enough to be her grandfather.)

Holly/Chix (She hates him. Heck, I hate him!)

Artemis/Butler (Use. Your. Brain. I don't even want to think about this one.) {All right that's a little juvenile but to be fair I was sixteen and I'm leaving it up because I basically still feel that way, and Patronizing Teenage Riley is vaguely amusing to me.}

Harry Potter:

Draco/Hermione (What are you thinking? Huh? Racism is not sexy.)

Remus/Sirius (I hate inter-Marauder pairings. I loathe them with a passion. I just... blegh.) {I don't remember why I cared so much about this. All I care about now is that people stop calling them the Marauders; APOSTROPHES MEAN THINGS!}

James/Sirius (See above. And James is destined for Lily.)

Snape/Harry (Who the hell thought that one up?!)

Snape/Hermione (Student/teacher relationships are so out. And this is just disgusting.)

Snape/Lily (RACISM IS NOT SEXY.) {Well, teenage Riley hit one thing on the nose.}

Tolkien:

Eowyn/Aragorn (Arwen, anyone? Faramir?)

Niniel/Turin (I know I already said no incest but... when you have characters throwing themselves off cliffs when they find out it's a whole nother kind of NO.)

Eol/Aredhel (That is creepy as fuck.)

Vampire Academy:

Christian/Rose (Christian is Lissa’s. LISSA’S!)

Favorite Characters:

(Artemis Fowl)-Trouble Kelp, Wing Commander Vinyaya, Holly

(Lord of the Rings)-Beregond, Boromir

(Silm)-Brandir. Forever. Aule, Hunthor, Mandos, Nienna, Nienor, Haleth.

(Sky High)-Warren Peace

(Harry Potter)-Salazar Slytherin, Rowena Ravenclaw, Regulus Black, Luna Lovegood, The Bloody Baron, Godric Grffindor, Helga Hufflepuff

(Vampire Academy)-Christian Ozera!!

Least Favorite Characters:

(Artemis Fowl)-Ark Sool

(Harry Potter)-Bellatrix Lestrange, Harry Potter

(Lord of the Rings)-Denethor

'They're' is a contraction of 'THEY ARE'. 'Their' means something belongs to a group of two or more people. 'There' is an indication of something that is not in the immediate vicinity. THIS IS NOT THAT DIFFICULT OF A CONCEPT. Copy and paste if you have ANY respect for the English language.

Just because you learned a new word, whether it be 'cerulean', 'phenomenal', or 'juxtaposition', doesn't mean you HAVE to include it several times in the opening paragraph.

IF ONE MORE OF YOU WRITES THAT SOMEONE HAS 'CURVES IN ALL THE RIGHT PLACES', I WILL F--ING KILL YOU. If you agree, copy this into your profile.

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