Purple Polo aka Godhide bio
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, Bridget Jones' Diary, and Lord of the Rings. Alright amigos. I am Robyn, I am British, and I am Generally Quite Mad. Anyway, enough about me, let's get on, shall we . . .These are my Totally Fiction Orientated fanfics - mainly Harry Potter, of course, because HP rox my sox and I know it back-to-front, upside-down and inside-out. Which everyone should. Of course. If you decide to read my humble fics, pleeeeeeeeeeease review them because if you like them, then I'll know to carry on - and if you hate them, I'd be grateful if you tell me why, so that I can change them, and make you like them, yay. Oh, and by the way, check out my Totally Off My Own Back And Original fanfics which therefore aren't really fanfics at all and more just fics . . . oh well, either way, it's the same username on (or just stick http:///profile.php?userid=27527 into your browser) so be there or . . . well, be here really. |
Of Cliches and Mysterious Portals by Elf Cakes reviews
A short fic that seems to point out common cliches often seen in the typical Mary Sue fic. Mary Sue bashing? You bet! Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/18/2003 - Complete
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The LongHaired Fellowship Member Who I Love reviews
Yes - he's got long hair. He kills orcs. He protects the ring and he has braids. I love him. You may believe you do too . . . but all may not be as clear as you think, dear reader . . . oooh, the mystery.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/1/2003
Mary-Sue in Middle-Earth reviews
It's Mary-Sue, but not as we know her. Mary-Sue discovers that being catapulted into the world of Lord of the Rings may not be quite as easy as other fanfic writers have previously insinuated. Watch out for more adventures from Mary-Sue!!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2002
I am Bridget, Hear Me Roar reviews
It's *implied* Bridgetness, saying "woo hoo!" for Singletons and down with Smug Marrieds and blokes in general . . . to avoid being insulted, I'd say that this is GIRLS ONLY!!!!!!
Bridget Jones' Diary - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/11/2001
Harry Flintstone reviews
Is it the Flintstones? Is it Harry Potter? No, it’s both! It’s Harry Potter to the tune of the Flintstones! What will she think of next?!?!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 5/10/2001
The Similarities Between Opposites reviews
DON'T SCROLL DOWN BEFORE YOU'VE READ IT!!!!!! There is a twist to this story, so don't spoil it! This makes you think, and whilst there isn't a proper storyline as such, it is definitely worth reading. R&R and tell me if you guessed at the beginning .
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 5/8/2001
End reviews
I think this is a moving story, although somewhat rushed towards the end - very sad, about Hermione's changing feelings towards Harry; how life isn't all about happy endings, and how you shouldn't wait to say what you feel.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,495 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12/16/2000
Being Yourself reviews
My first attempt at fanfic! Hermione does everything in her power to change her image, but realises it's not what she wants.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,509 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 12/3/2000
