I know this is fic is older, but do you really think Mary Due writer are capable of such fancy words such as 'ardour'? Doubtful.

Just kidding. I was laughing and agreeing with all of it. This was great - and to think I'm normally trying to weed through the Mary Sue fics.

DOWN WITH MARY SUE!

I swear, 5 sentences in, I rolled off my bed laughing you for getting me out of bed for the first time today and for writing a hilarious parody.

Just,just no. Please, for the love of god, no. Just no. Artemis fowl would never say anything this stupid about anything. Just. No.

...I have no words

I didn't know Bella Swan also went by "Desdemona"... P

But for real. Nice job.

"Look at how beautiful these flowers are! Renounce your evil ways!" -That's my favorite.

Giving birth to a baby in like... I don't know... A friggin' day? *jaw drop* Now, that's one amazing Mary-sue!

I was laughing like hell through out, especially when you described this(Thank goodness for copy and paste):

" “Oh, Arty Miss...” Desdemona said, gazing into the depths of his eyes with love, lust, affection, compassion, adoration, admiration, adulation, fondness, tenderness, devotion, passion and ardour. Artemis looked back into her azure, blue, cobalt, cerulean and sapphire eyes. He felt like he was drowning in them, in those beautiful eyes. He was swimming around, so lost. Yet he felt so safe with Desdemona. He immediately fell in love with this beautiful girl. Then they brought their lips together in a passionate, fervent, ardent, zealous and fiery kiss, and Artemis felt like he was floating around in space. Suddenly Desdemona conjured up a bed from nowhere (she has such superb magic!) and this immediately became a PG-13 fic."

I mean seriously! What colourful eyes...

Well done, mate! Kudos to you! *gives standing ovation*

Inosha

oh god, I can't express how awesome this is lol _

Muahahahahahahahaha.

The not-so-ironic bit is that 'Desdemona' means 'misery'...for the readers, that is.

Arty-poo? Arty Miss Fool?

Where do you come up with this?

I think I just died from laughing so hard! My sister must think I'm crazy.

keep writing!

Lol!

That is so funny!

Kinda weird though.

And I actually felt embarrassed for Artemis.

What is a Mary Sue? (Sorry I'm new to the world of fanfic)

Just a little exaggerated, yeah...i loved it!

Yay!Destroy the Mary-Sue!

Here's your POSITIVE MILLION! reviews, now update!

That was so funny! My brother thought I went crazy because I laughed so hard when I read this. People who flame this story have no imagination and don't know what Mary-Sue bashing is (hence the name) and probably don't have lives. This got put on the list for the Orion Awards, you know, and if you haven't heard of them you haven't heard of the greatest Artemis Fowl fanfiction ever written. I also read your profile, and if you happen to read this, please don't leave! There aren't many decent fanfictions here to read!