(Dec. 2014)

I AM A TERRIBLE PERSON (Haven't been here in forever? Where are the line breaks????)

Just kidding. Bet you all thought this was abandoned, huh? It kind of was for a bit, not abandoned just, uh, on a back burner for a bit. It will, unfortunately, remain there a little while longer. I guess this is where I declare hiatus? Anyway as I travel through the dark and terrifying part of life commonly referred to as "college" and "graduate school" my longer stories will not be updated. I am still occasionally writing but not enough for updates so here's what I'm going to do:

The Other Side: HAS NOT BEEN ABANDONED. It will be updated and eventually finished (as well as it's two sequels). However, because I started it when I was fourteen and my writing has vastly improved the chapters already up will be revised and updates will recommence after I graduate (sometime in 2016).

Series of Unfortunate Events: Also will be revised some what. This story may receive updates this coming summer as it's plot is simpler and I do want to finish it. (It also has a planned sequel).

What Would Piper Say?: I actually have exciting news related to this one! I have a story that I will upload just before Christmas for you all! See! I am a good person. So keep an eye out for "Naughty List"

FINAL NOTE: I now have a tumblr. Due to peer pressure and cookies I have been lured to the dark side. Feel free to pester me there. I check it far more frequently than my old email or inbox here.

NOTE: (January 2013)

2013! Wowza, it's a NEW YEAR. And I'm still uploading slower than a snail dragging a concrete slab tied to a fat man running backwards toward a table of doughnuts. *sigh* I'm sorry. I'm such a terrible person for updating so slow but...I try to as fast as I can. But when you add the fact that I'm juggling classes, work, family, and an already slow writing speed...it's frankly a miracle I update at all sometimes. Anyhoo, just wanted to say a big SORRY for being so slow and let you all know that I'm still writing.

Updates: (January 7th, 2013)

The Other Side: Working on the next chapter. Upload date TBD

Series of Unfortunate Events: Haven't updated this in forever, I know. While writing the next few parts I realized this is going to take A LOT more planning than I originally thought so...I haven't stopped working on it but I want to get more of the outline down before I forge forward and make a giant mistake somewhere. A lot needs to be figured out to do the intricate plot line I want. Plus the police/court/justice system eludes my understanding but I want to at least try to get it somewhat realistic.

Guilty as Charged: Um started and almost half wayish...

Hello...

Okay first things first...my name, Proto Zivot, is actually Czech for "Therefore Life" or "That's Life"

My favorite shows are Charmed, Legend of the Seeker, Supernatural, Vampire Diaries, White Collar, The Menatlist, Burn Notice, The Big Bang Theory, and Merlin. Not necessarily in that order.

My favorite books are The Disillusionment Series and The Manipulated Evil Trilogy (both by T.C. McMullen. Actually I love all her books. If you don't know who she is, you should definitely click the link below), Rangers Apprentice, Harry Potter, Sword of Truth, Dragonlance, and er a lot more.

http:/// (Home Page)

http:///disillusionmentseries/index.html (Disillusionment Series. Best series ever. No seriously.)

A bit about meself...I am an FFA (Fanfiction Addict). I am a relatively new writer, but old reader. I am terrible at spelling and suffer from SRD (Spellcheck Reliance Disease). I also suffer from HMD (Hyperactive Muse Disorder) so I may update irregularly. Actually, I legitimately do have ADD; so sometimes it's extremely difficult to focus on things. But no worries...I stick with things even if it takes me a while.
I will never abandon any of my stories.
My favorite stories are drama/adventure oriented and I'm pretty much open to any type of pairings. I consider myself to be a horrible romance writer so few of my stories will have much romance, and if they do, it probably won't be slash (not that I have a problem with it, I just don't write it).
I'm not a flamer. I never flame stories no matter how terrible they are. If a person wants to write about a Mary Sue/Gary Stu in an overused plotline...fine. If a person doesn't know what an enter button is and refuses to use it after being kindly or rudely asked...fine. If they can't find spell check, post one line chapters, or can't form a decent story to save their lives...fine, fine, fine. I don't have to read it. I think flaming is horrible (especially if the flamer offers no advice) and if someone flames my stories...well I'll just roast marshmellos.
Now I do offer what I call Constructive Criticism. If I think a story needs it, I give it. And I accept it greedily for my stories as I'm always looking to improve.
I also have great love for Edgar Allan Poe and quotes in general. Ummm...ohhh birdy...how many people actually read these???

Quotes

You can always count on Americans to do the right thing – after they’ve tried everything else.

Life lives, life dies. Life laughs, life cries. Life gives up and life tries. But life looks different through everyone's eyes.

I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge - myth is more potent than history - dreams are more powerful than facts - hope always triumphs over experience - laughter is the cure for grief - love is stronger than death

According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.

I have lost it. But that’s ok. I can’t remember what “it” is anyway…

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

I believe that the only thing we have to fear is fear itself-oh and clowns. Fear and Clowns. Oh, and spiders. Fear, Clowns, and Spiders. Oh , and Snakes…

We could learn from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and All are different colors…but they all exist nicely in the same box.

I think I’ll be nice today. STOP LAUGHING, I think I can really do it this time.

Whoever put an S in the word “lisp” was an evil genius.

Why is it that when someone tells me not to do something, I automatically feel the urge to do it?

I showed remarkable restraint by not smashing the heck out of the alarm clock when it went off this morning.

Why do all my great ideas seem to end with me in some form of trouble?

I’m not really rude, I just say what everybody else is thinking.

Just because one comes off strong doesn’t mean one didn’t fall asleep crying and even though one says nothing is wrong maybe.. just maybe one is really good at lying.

When nothing is going right…go left.

I shot my first turkey yesterday…scared the heck out of everyone in the frozen food section…it was awesome!

However long the night, the dawn will break

It may be true that the early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse always gets the cheese.

We enjoy warmth because we have been cold. We appreciate light because we have been in darkness. By the same token, we can experience joy because we have known sadness.

Three can keep a secret if two are dead

In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.

Revenge is a Poison meant for others, which we end up swallowing ourselves.

If I ever wanted to commit suicide one day, all I would need to do is jump from your ego to your IQ level and splat.

What deeply twisted mind named the fear of long words ‘hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia’? Whoever you are, you are a genius and I salute you.

Author Note for all my stories: None of my stories, unless stated, are connected to one another. It may seem like it, but they aren't. In many of my stories Wyatt and Chris will be Piper's only children, but in some fics I may add Melinda if I wish to. Many of the key points in Chris's life (since he's the main character in all of them, duh), like what happens on Chris's fourteenth birthday in Drag Me Under will stay the same, unless stated otherwise. So bascially don't assume anything in my stories, I guess.

Author Note for my profile story listings: I realized I had a lot of stories listed here. And I realized I have eached marked as something. (i.e. Complete, In Progress, Coming Soon, In Development) So I decided to make a teeny tiny key to help allivate any sort of confusion...if there was any. (cause since this is the internet I can't really tell and all so yeah...)

Complete: Well even idiots can figure out this one...it means the story is uploaded and finished, done, over with, ended, ...you get the point.
In Progress: Again...self explanatory...I am writing these stories at the moment, they are being typed out as you read this and they will upgraded to Complete when they are done...which in the case of The Other Side may be awhile.
Coming Soon: Ah a wee bit confusing maybe? This means that I have the idea set and laid, the basic plot, and they are not uploaded to fanfiction.net...yet.
In Development: Well I only have one story under this status and that is because I love the simple idea I have but it has major work needed to be done to it so...self explantory...it's being 'developed'

MY STORIES: (or you can call them my annoying pyscho babble...whatever you perfer)

What Would Piper Say?

A group of various oneshots or shortstories in which our favorite boys end up in trouble and Piper inevitably finds out. :) I kinda really enjoy writing these stories. If you're actually reading this and you have an idea you want me to use...please don't hold your peace. Message me and I'll dedicate the story to you. :)

Though they don't need to be read in order, they chronologically are as follow:

No Such Thing: Complete: Dedicated to Brainkrause
Guilty As Charged: In progress
Popcorn: Complete
My Girlfriend's A What!: Complete
My Personal Poltergeist: Coming Soon

More will be coming.

The Fated Trilogy

Crossover story for Charmed and Harry Potter following Chris and Wyatt and The Golden trio in their battle to defeat Voldemort and a new evil rising from the shadows. Featuring our favorite witches the Charmed ones, our favorite Golden Robed Stick in the Mud Leonardo Wyatt, and our favorite old coot of a wizard Albus Dumbledore.

The Other Side: Year five at Hogwarts: First Installment of The Fated
When Voldemort begins to seek more power from the Wiccan World in a new attempt to kill Harry and establish his dominion as Lord Voldemort, Professor Dumbledore calls in a favor from an old friend and enlists the help of witches Chris and Wyatt Halliwell to protect Harry and fight in the oncoming war. At Hogwarts Chris and Wyatt attempt to blend in while protecting their trouble magnetic charges. As if that isn't enough, a new evil is brewing in the deep, and it may prove to be a larger force than the Halliwell clan has ever faced.

The Secret Keepers: Year six at Hogwarts
Summary withheld for spoiler risks. Will be added following the completion of The Other Side.

The Higher Ups: Year seven at...uh all over the place
Summary withheld for spoiler risks. Will be added following the completion of The Secret Keepers.

I am in the process of writing:

The Other Side: A CharmedXHarry Potter crossover
When Voldemort begins to seek more power from the Wiccan World in a new attempt to kill Harry and establish his dominion as Lord Voldemort, Professor Dumbledore calls in a favor from an old friend and enlists the help of Witches Chris and Wyatt Halliwell to protect Harry and fight in the oncoming war.

A Series of Unfortunate Events: A Charmed Story
Christopher Halliwell inherited his Aunt Prue’s powers, pride, determination, and... luck with psychopaths. Darrel seeks out Chris’s help with a case he believes to be demonic. Chris agrees to help out but no everything goes to plan…

Coming soon:

Drag Me Under: A Charmed Story

Piper, Phoebe, Paige, Leo, and Victor all thought that by saving Wyatt, they had also averted Piper's death on Chris's fourteenth birthday. What happens when they all learn the hard way that fate cannot be averted? Will the Halliwell clan accept her death, grieve, and move on with the hope that everything happens for a reason? Or will Chris go back in time again to save, not Wyatt, but Piper?

Backfire: A Charmed Story/Season six setting

When a spell Piper casts to revel Chris Perry's secrets backfires and inadvertantly summons Chris's teenaged self from the futrure, the Charmed ones, Chris and Chris find themselves involved in an ever growing complicated situation. Teen Chris's only way back to his time is to spill his secrets, but his older self refuses. Will he listen or will he tell Piper who he really is?

In Development:

Multiple Facets: A Charmed Story

When Lord Wyatt Halliwell declared himself ruler of the United States, Lord Christopher was by his side. When Lord Wyatt defeated Canada and Central America, Lord Christopher was at his side. But is Christopher truely with his brother? Or is he with the Resistance? Can he walk the narrow fence between loyalty to his brother and loyalty to himself? Set in the Unchanged future Chris tries to gain the trust of the Resistance, people who are distrustful to the best of persons let alone a powerful witch that knows the interworkings of Wyatt's domain, and avoid discovery from his brother, who would have him executed if he ever found out.