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The ABC's about me...

Artistic. I love to draw even though I suck at it!

Bewildered. Haha, go easy on me. I get confused A LOT!

Crazy. I have ADD and GAD and just kind of act different than the rest of my peers...but I enjoy every second of it!! :D

Determined. I am S-T-U-B-B-O-R-N. I really argue and tend to win, haha. But I'm more determined to improve on my skills than get my way most of the time. xD

Emma Lou/Eclipse-Vamp! That's my name, but I really prefer being called Emma. Or Em. Or Eclipse-Vamp. ^^

Fearful. I have a lot of fears and I'm a HUGE coward. That's why I write/read stories ABOUT people who do brave things, 'cause there's no way I can!

Girly. Okay. All girls are girly at some points in their lives. I like to be girly and I'm not afraid to admit it (though you won't ever see me in a dress!! :O)

Happy. I love life and I'm pretty happy in it. I'm always smiling! :)

Irrelevant. ^^ I couldn't think of any other 'I' word that didn't make me sound like a conceited person.

June 14th is my birthday. I am currently 16.

Klutzy. Ask anyone who knows me. I go to the ER about once a month, haha. The doctors know who I am at the hospital!

Lame. I'm a big dork. It's totally and completely true.

Maniacal. *raises eyebrows up and down grinning evilly*

Nice. I try to be nice to everyone (even though it's hard sometimes :P) because I don't see the point in telling people off or hurting their feelings.

Oily...I haven't taken a shower in a while. xD

Peeta_Mellark is my penname on

Queer. And I mean the strange and odd definition.

Rambunctious. :D

Spry. I try to have everyone enjoy life and just, you know, laugh and have fun.

Twivamp is my penname on Twilighted.

Unique...yeah, if I write that I'd best be better off with uppity. :P

Veracious. I really don't like to lie, though I am really good at it. xD

Wry. I have a very dry sense of humor. It's a Van Dyke trademark. :P

Xeric. I have to be. I live in Texas for crying out loud!

Yappy. I talk too much for my own good.

Zippy. Haha!

Name: Emma Lou (That's only my first name in case you're wondering)

Age: 16

Other Pennames: Known as Twivamp on and LaRue-Writer on FictionPress.com

Favorite Books: Twilight Saga (preferably Eclipse), Mysterious Benedict Society, Troy, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Harry Potter series.

Favorite Bands: Likin Park, Plain White T's, Bowling for Soup, Honor Society, Train, OWL CITY

Favorite Songs: Hot Air Balloon -Owl City (Best song on earth!!), Breakeven (Falling to Pieces) -The Script, Hey Soul Sister -Train, anything by Owl City

Words that describe me: Jubilant, sesquipedalian, shy, outgoing, oxymoron, smart, humble, creative

Favorite Fictional Character: Major Jasper Whitlock Hale Cullen from the Twilight Saga or Milligan from Mysterious Benedict Society

Occupations in consideration: CHILDREN/ADOLESCENT PSYCHIATRIST, professional volleyball player, veterinary surgeon, AUTHOR, teacher, pilot.

Fetishes: Anything Twilight- or Jasper-related, the beginnings of tape, the stickers you find inside your clothes (inspector numbers), writing, big words for overused words (usually winding up stumping people), U.S. History, English language.

Views of the world: I'm a pacifist, I don't like the way women are still treated in America I am against any form of abuse on animals or humans, and I don't like the way adults think you're dumb just because you're a kid.

Check out my great friend's website and her impeccable stories: http:///

Medical: I am a diagnoses "sufferer" of ADD (attention deficit disorder) and GAD (generalized anxiety disorder). I try to make the best out of life, even when it gets tough. Writing calms my nerves down and seems to prevent me from having panic attacks and attention lapses. It means the world to me now.

Thє Twιlιght Sαgα ιs α Drug...
And I'm Proud To Bє Addιctєd TWILIGHT OATH:
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
I promise to despise the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes, I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know!

YOUR REAL NAME:

Emma Lou

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):

Emmizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):

Green Armadillo (I LOVE that name, haha)

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name and current street name):

LaRue Jasper (yes, there IS a street named Jasper and I DO live on it in my town.)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):

Blue Dr. Pepper (Awesome)

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name):

Mnuaere (sort of reminds me of Manure O_o)

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name):

Raye

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):

Black Sadie (haha, her fur's black!)

Banner for Serenity: http:///albums/ae175/Twivamp/SerenityBanner.jpg?t=1276220573 Made by the lovely Lonely-Soldier.

I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter and the Twilight saga, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Emmett's the Strongest,
Rosalie's the Prettiest,
Edward's the Smoothest,
Bella's the Clumsiest,
Alice's the Quirkiest,
But only Jasper can sit in a corner and STILL make
everyone feel jealous.

Ten reasons to be team Jasper:

1. He's sensitive to your feelings, literally.

2. He doesn't take his brothers to strip clubs.

3. He fought in the civil war.

4. He didn't kill Bella.

5. He sparkles.

6. He never left anyone.

7. He showed everyone how to fight.

8. Blonds have more fun.

9. He has an amazing ability to put up with Rosalie.

10. He's just that cool. TEAM JASPER ALWAYS AND FOREVER

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste.

My Twitter: http://twitter.com/EmmaTwivamp

My blog: http:///

I, Eclipse-Vamp, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age or anything else.

I have joined the review revolution.

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~Eclipse-Vamp :)