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"CURSE YOU JASPER HALE-McCARTHEY CULLEN!"

"Sup mommy" Jasper said as he entered the house, throwing the key back into Carlisle's hand. Everyone except for Bella could hear the sound of footsteps furiously approaching the door. "hehe" Edward chuckled.

'"YOU BITCH!" Emmett screamed as he exploded through the door pointing at Jasper who was clutching his knees in a fit of laughter. "Now, now that is no way to talk to your husband" Carlisle addressed Emmett. "Apologize please, to your husband and your mother for using that foul language in her home" Emmett sighed "sorry mommy...sryjasper" Esme nodded sympathetically "well, now that we have our couples, what next?" she turned to Carlisle "Well, it's already pretty late. Lets begin the festivities tomorrow" he said clasping his hands. "Why should it matter? We're creatures of the night" Rosalie asked, with acid in her tone. Edward starred at Rosalie, as well as the whole family, where Bella was standing behind her. "Oh..." she said in a cold tone.

"So I guess everyone will be rooming with their husband and wife for the rest of the night" Carlisle shrugged "Why? It's not like we sleep" Rosalie asked again, oblivious to Bella standing right behind her. The vampires in the room returned to starring at her until she understood "So what, she sleeps big whoop. I don't" She recovered. "That's an excellent point but I think it would be a good opportunity to get to know your spouse." Rosalie groaned and began marching up the stairs "come on I'll drive you home, love" Edward began "Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah" Jasper began interfering with Edward's pursuit to hold Bella's hand. "No touchy. Anyways I think it would be a good idea if Rose drove her home. It would help with the "getting to know each other"" Jasper said, his mouth twitching. Edward turned to Jasper, his eyes shooting daggers. "Rose I know you heard me" Jasper said mockingly. A flash of blond hair flew down the stairs running at a vampire speed. Rosalie's hands were clutched tightly around Jasper's throat, his arms flailing. Edward grinned as he lead Bella further away. "I swear to God I will cut you up-" Rosalie threatened. "NO! Don't touch my life partner!" Emmett began to approach "I'm your life partner! Imbecile" Rosalie turned to Emmett. "Not for the next week you aren't!" he said shoving Rosalie aside. While the whole dispute was happening Edward had taken Bella near the door away from his crazy family "If you need anything or if Rose is too much, just call me" he whispered as low as possible into her ear as he shoved a tiny cell phone into her hand "I have a phone at home you know" she said, bringing his neck down, their lips barely touching. Edward grinned "I know". He began kissing Bella with a fierce desire. They were interrupted by Rosalie yanking Bella away from Edward as she opened the door, Bella in tow. Edward turned around, disappointed to see Alice being pulled away from a kiss with Jasper by Carlisle and Jasper being pulled away by Emmett. Once they were finally separated Emmett slapped Jasper as hard as he could "Your my husband now!" he said as Jasper had his hand on his cheek in shock. Edward hadn't realized Esme had been standing beside him until she sighed "This is going to be...interesting"

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