Hi-llo! Everyone reading this right now!! I'm AltruisticE!

ALTRUISTIC IS AN AWESOME WORD!! It really rolls of the tongue...
Altruistic - adj. being unselfish for the welfare of others
(i think it's also a noun but i'm not sure)

I'm Filipino, if you guys were wondering... I can't speak the language though unfortunately :-( I always wonder what my parents are saying...

Things I Like/LOVE...

Music - PARAMORE, ALL TIME LOW, MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE, Breathe Carolina, The Wanted, One Direction, The Ready Set, Meg & Dia, Mindless Self Indulgence, Hey Monday, There for Tomorrow, Tokio Hotel, Evanescence, Panic at the Disco, Fall Out Boy, We the Kings, Muse, Foster the People, Forever the Sickest Kids, The Academy Is..., All American Rejects, Black Eyed Peas, Boys Like Girls, 30 Seconds to Mars, Bruno Mars, B.o.B., Cartel, Cobra Starship, Daughtry, Green Day, Jay Sean, Lady GaGa, The Lonely Island, Kings of Leon, Jessie J, Linkin Park, Owl City, Orianthi, Mayday Parade, Superbus, Taio Cruz, New Young Pony Club, Nickelback, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Rise Against, School Boy Humor, The Ting Tings, V Factory, The Veronicas, Yellowcard, 3OH!3, and many more...

Movies - Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, The Twilight Saga, any comic book movies, Wes Anderson films, Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant, Shrek (all of them) Harry Potter (all of them), any of the Disney Princess movies, Up, The Mask of Zorro, The Legend of Zorro, Ponyo, Princess Mononoke, Howl's Moving Castle, Sweeney Todd, Romeo+Juliet, Alice in Wonderland, Remember Me, Slumdog Millionaire, The Time Traveler's Wife, and many more that I can't think of right now.

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(")_(")He likes Twilight too!

If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were 11, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you believe in God, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever dreamed or wished that a book character was real copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you think the Coca-coca Puff Turkey-Bird thing should go to rehab, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have a friend that scares you when they have sugar, do not copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen out of a chair backwards...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are Team Edward, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are absolutely in love with Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you support the "Make Edward change Bella into a vampire" club, copy and paste this into your profile.

IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show or read a book) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are a proud stalker and obsessed fan-girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy and paste this.

If you have ever wanted to be that little hyper pixie of Alice, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think Stephenie Meyer should continue Midnight Sun, copy this to your profile

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate Mike and you're not afraid to say it, paste this into your profile.

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have seen the Twilight movie more than 5 times, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile

If you are a Twilight crazed fangirl and proud of it, copy this to your profile

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you agree with Bella that her life without Edward is useless then copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this to your profile.

If you think that the Twilight books are the best books known to woman and man, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst into song for no reason, Copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile

If you really should sometimes stop and think about what your going to say before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If youve ever stayed up all night readding fanfic or a real book, copy and paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that disclaimers are the most annoying things EVER, because we all know Stephenie Meyer owns all of the twilight characters not us and we all secretly wish we could be her, Copy and paste this to your profile.

If you tossed your copy of New Moon acroos the room when Edward left Bella only to leap after it, despret to get to the part when you knew he would come back, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon, Copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with TWILIGHT fanfiction copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this to your profile

If your friends are WEIRD (but awesome) put this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you love to copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If when ever you are out in public and you hear something relating to Twilight you want to scream and squeal, but you don't 'cause you're in public, so you just get a goofy grin on your face, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

When every time you see an apple you think of Twilight, copy this into you profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this and put it in your profile.

If you get upset when Jacob kisses Bella in the books even though you knew it was coming copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you are bored copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that all other vampire stories are 'fakes' after you've read Twilight, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think child abuse is horrible copy and paste this in your profile.

If murders make you sick copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you are in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read so many Twilight fanfictions that you can't really remember most of the character's personailities in the original, copy and paste onto your profile.

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile

█████████████████ 100 (percent) Twilight Fan

1) Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on shuffle
2) For each question, press the next button to get your answer
3) YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN, NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
4) Put any comments in parentheses after the song name
5) Put it in your profile!

1. What would you say about your boyfriend?
Camera Shy - School Boy Humor (Umm... Nah...)

2. What is the first thing you say in the morning?
Every Teardrop is a Waterfall - Coldplay (Umm...)

3. Your teacher is...
Abracadabra - Jessie J (Again ummm...)

4. What's written on your classroom's blackboard?
Gone So Long - Breathe Carolina (If it's a long school break then it fits)

5. How would you describe your next door neighbors?
Get It Up - Mindless Self Indulgence (I don't know my neighbors so I don't delve into their personal space... lol)

6. What would your best friend say about you?
Forget About It - All Time Low (Haha nah!)

7. How do you feel right now?
This is How I Disappear - My Chemical Romance (Nope!)

8. What's on your bedside table right now?
Lullabies - All Time Low (I honestly don't understand this question...)

9. What did you do when you woke up this morning?
Headfirst for Halos - My Chemical Romance (Hahaha nah!)

10. When you open your wardrobe you see...
Shameless - All Time Low (Umm... no...)

11. What did you say after you last attended a concert?
Teenage Dream - Katy Perry (The titie fits, not the lyrics...)

12. If you had to write a Twilight FanFiction right now, what would the title be?
Six Feet Under the Stars - All Time Low (That'd be cool!)

13. A song you would sing at your school's talent show would be...
Never Say Never - Justin Bieber (Never!!)

14. Your life's theme song is...
Planetary (GO!) - My Chemical Romance (OHHH YEAH!!!)

15. How would you describe what you are doing this moment?
Painting Flowers - All Time Low (That'd be cool to do someday...)

16. If you had to go and jump off a building, what would your last words be?
Lights Off - Jay Sean (It sorta goes with it...)

17. Your motto is...
Let It Roll - All Time Low (Truth!!)

19. What did you dream about last night?
The Party Scene - All Time Low (I dreamt about Trick-or-Treating in ancient Egyptian ruins...)

20. Any last words?
Life on the Nickel - Foster the People (Good song, good song)

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot,

Who calls you back when you hang up on him,

Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats,

Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family.

Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you.

If you think that describes Edward Cullen, copy it into your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

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IF YOU CAN'T TELL WHAT THIS IS WELL IT IS A BUNNY!!

COPY AND PASTE IT TO YOUR PROFILE SO EVERY ONE HAS A BUNNY!!

SPREAD THE BUNNY LOVE!!

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The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

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Check this out...

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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

† Christianity is NOT Just A Religion †
† It's A Relationship †
† Let Your Lights Shine Bright †
† For Christ Is To Return Soon †
† Love Jesus †If you believe this is true and you except Jesus as your personal savior copy and paste this and spread the word of Jesus!

I believe in Jesus Christ the Lord as my savior and redeemer, and could not live without him in my life. If you do too, and aren't afraid to admit it, copy and paste this into your profile, signature, or whatever, and add your name to the list. Kakashis-First-Kiss, jedigal125, team EdwardLautner, AlruisticE

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, alannaswarrior, random.clumsy.vampire, sara811,craznektwlightperson13, dazzlingnsparkling, AltruisticE

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my father and the glory of Heaven. I believe--actually, I KNOW--and I am not ashamed because of it!

We have an EMERGENCY. ALL WE KNOW is falling and I can feel the PRESSURE now. FOR A PESSIMIST, I'M PRETTY OPTIMISTIC but THAT'S WHAT YOU GET. I thought you loved me, but LET THE FLAMES BEGIN. I'm leaving you and going back to FRANKLIN. I need a MIRACLE and some new FENCES acting as a barrier so this won't happen again. Hey, now I have a new CRUSHCRUSHCRUSH. I was BORN FOR THIS, for feeling hurt and alone, and I will NEVER LET THIS GO. I loved you. MY HEART is fragile, and I've gone to say WHOA too many times. I know my days will be BRIGHTER. Just scream HALLELUJAH and don't give up. Your guy better not start any MISERY BUSINESS and any CONSPIRACY, because I know if you find that happening, You'll be yelling WE ARE BROKEN. Oh, HERE WE GO AGAIN.
COPY AND PASTE IF YOU LOVE PARAMORE!

When you have THE THREE WORDS TO REMEMBER IN DEALING WITH THE END you need to think that this is THE PARTY SCENE, and you guys need to PUT UP OR SHUT UP because it's SO WRONG, IT'S RIGHT, NOTHING PERSONAL.
COPY AND PASTE IF YOU LOVE ALL TIME LOW!

Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday.

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt. (Most of the time...)
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think. (Half true, depends on my mood)
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night (But then I take them off)

TOTAL: 13

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of everything

TOTAL: 13

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I am NOT TALL so I MUST be thick and childish.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals,
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I like READING so I MUST be a geek.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG ASS.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST have seven wives.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I HANG OUT with teenage DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY sometimes, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw/read ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber- sex
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomsticks
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a freshy.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.