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 Author has written 2 stories for Twilight. I recently realized that I have the most boring profile in all of fanfiction so I decided to update. I'm not generally one of those people who like to share, who put bumper stickers all over their car with all their political and religious views. I'm a private person. I don't have many friends, but I adore the ones I do have. I usually prefer to be alone than with others, to stay in rather than go out. But I do have tons of interests and maybe a few skills. I paint, I knit, I'm a very visual person so I'm often very visually descriptive in my stories. I read way too much, to the detriment of my marriage. But I won't give it up. Things that I love: Tim Burton movies, boots (all kinds), men with beautiful hands, musicians, lemon scones and beaches on a rainy day. I've always been obsessed with vampires, ever since I was little and saw Frank Langella as Dracula. I started reading Anne Rice in high school, reading my way through every one of her books. I was a goth in high school, before there even was an "emo" type. My favorite city is Santa Cruz, CA where I used to live. It's the most perfect city in the world - gorgeous beaches, beautiful forests, great restaurants and bakeries. I now live farther north, in the Bay Area of California, close to San Francisco. I'm married to my own Emmett (though much smarter) and have two gorgeous daughters and a chocolate lab. I'm totally blessed (most days.) It goes without saying that I am an obsessed fan of Twilight and there is nothing I would rather be doing than reading fan fiction - except writing it. Links to my banners: The Innocent Heart of Darkness http:///albums/ad37/lislar/TheInnocentHeartofDarkness.jpg http:///albums/ad37/lislar/TIHoD_Banner.jpg Second Chances http:///albums/ad37/lislar/secondchancesbanner.jpg http:///albums/ad37/lislar/Second/Second/secondchancesbanner2.jpg |
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Hit By Destiny by ocdmess reviews
Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. All Human, Rated M for language, dark themes & violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 60 - Words: 464,111 - Reviews: 20483 - Favs: 13,037 - Follows: 7,280 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Torn by Dooba reviews
Bella Swan has survived a living hell, twice. She no longer speaks. Nobody ever listened. The Cullen family take her into their care. Bella fights to leave her past behind, but will she be able to let love in? AH M-rated for violence, content, language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 92 - Words: 652,071 - Reviews: 17751 - Favs: 7,926 - Follows: 8,411 - Updated: 6/23/2019 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Bella, Edward
There is a Light by belladonnacullen reviews
This was 1987; before the Internet, before Twitter, before Facebook – this was back when it was still possible for people not to know about things: big things - like bands, and little things - like G-spots. AH, ExB, with some other parings along the way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 142,142 - Reviews: 5395 - Favs: 4,266 - Follows: 2,625 - Updated: 12/19/2018 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kidnapped by madcowre reviews
Bella and Edward have grown up hating each other, much to the frustration of their parents. But when they are thrown together in a traumatic event, can they put aside their differences to survive and maybe even fall in love. E/B AU AH Lemons,Lang,Dark Th
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 5833 - Favs: 6,832 - Follows: 2,339 - Updated: 9/11/2018 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType reviews
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 111,365 - Reviews: 21566 - Favs: 12,153 - Follows: 8,091 - Updated: 7/1/2016 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Illegal Contact by Jen733 reviews
Edward Masen is a 29 year old former NFL football player, now coaching high school football in Forks. He leads a quiet life until he meets a woman that will change his life forever. What's been missing from his life may be right in front of him. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 79,822 - Reviews: 13470 - Favs: 7,969 - Follows: 4,903 - Updated: 2/23/2015 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Diva Diaries by KiyaRaven reviews
*TAKEN DOWN. MANY APOLOGIES.* Dear Diary, When he left, I became numb. Safe in a bubble of denial and bitterness. Now, he's back, and I've agreed to be his co-star in a new Broadway play. Obviously, if there were a Nation of Stupid People, I would be their Queen. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,477 - Reviews: 12863 - Favs: 5,881 - Follows: 5,241 - Updated: 2/19/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 15076 - Favs: 8,124 - Follows: 7,058 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Forbidden Love by Elise de Sallier reviews
A Forbidden Love was P2Ped and published by TWCS as two books in 2013. In 2017, I received the rights to it back, and I self published it on Amazon as one book under the name Innocence. I am also in the process of re-posting a Twilight fan fiction version of the published version here on FFn under the title, Innocence. Thank you for the amazing support of the Fanfic Community.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 12402 - Favs: 3,633 - Follows: 3,486 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No Ordinary Proposal by twilover76 reviews
Bella wants to escape her small-town life and live her dreams in New York. What happens when a man almost twice her age makes her an offer she can't refuse? AH/M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 163,556 - Reviews: 11235 - Favs: 9,732 - Follows: 6,943 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Downward Spiral by content1 reviews
Post-BD EU. Captured by the Volturi, Edward faces a nightmarish choice as Aro enacts a diabolical plan to break him. As Edward's hold on his sanity weakens, only his memories of Bella help him stay strong as he faces the ultimate test. What will his family find upon his rescue? The man or the monster. Mentalward Winner
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 133,755 - Reviews: 1685 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
La canzone della Bella Cigna by philadelphic reviews
A famous voice teacher. A mysterious piano prodigy. Backstabbing classmates. Music school is competitive, and aspiring singer Bella Swan is determined to succeed. Hard work she can handle, but who expected music school to be dangerous? A story in 3 acts
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 336,125 - Reviews: 7358 - Favs: 4,271 - Follows: 3,853 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
A Hope Renewed by Hopesparkles reviews
A misunderstanding leads to a forced marriage between Bella who is caring for her ailing father after losing their home, and Edward who has recently inherited his uncle's estate and has no intention of taking a wife. All Human/Regency era fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 141,088 - Reviews: 3868 - Favs: 3,755 - Follows: 1,846 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Firefly in Summer by primarycolors reviews
Edward finds himself back in the little beach town of his childhood when he inherits the local bar from his uncle. The elusive, pretty girl next door has killer legs, a sketchbook and secrets that are slowly eating her alive.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 188,377 - Reviews: 9962 - Favs: 7,411 - Follows: 4,554 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fuggiasco by kdc2239 reviews
Edward, homeless since age twelve is used to the gritty, hard life. Now twenty, his main goal is to make it in the world, and off the streets. What happens when a girl who seems to be broken beyond repair becomes his new shadow?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 166,725 - Reviews: 5648 - Favs: 5,459 - Follows: 3,196 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Breaking News by WriteOnTime reviews
Two network news anchors. One desk. In a race to get the story, love might become the headline - if they don't kill each other first. AH Canon Couples, smart people, particle physics, and tap dancing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,215 - Reviews: 7278 - Favs: 6,061 - Follows: 4,252 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
There Once Was a King by Brits23 reviews
Bella relies on pen and paper to inspire her in a monotonous world, but the written word is nothing without the right melody. She finds that melody in a man who breathes life into an endless sea of grey. He's everything-everything she can't have. CxB AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 110,095 - Reviews: 1302 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Carlisle, Bella
Art After 5 by sleepyvalentina reviews
Bella Swan had life figured out until she met sixteen-year-old Edward Cullen. A few months and an intense emotional connection later, she finds herself on a journey toward self acceptance while questioning everything she'd previously accepted as true.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 130,382 - Reviews: 12222 - Favs: 5,533 - Follows: 3,237 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Wrenfield Hall by Wannabe Charlotte reviews
In 1870s England, Bella finds herself without home or family when her father dies. She secures a position as a housemaid in a country manor belonging to Lord Edward Masen. The two form a bond that is threatened by class differences and Edward's past.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 93,839 - Reviews: 3331 - Favs: 3,310 - Follows: 1,823 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Osa Bella by Myg reviews
Bella is a school counselor, but Edward is a vampire posing as a student. Will Bella defy her head and follow her heart? Or will she conquer her desire and do what she believes is right? Not your daughter's/niece's/little sister's Twilight. Angsty.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 185,919 - Reviews: 3829 - Favs: 3,239 - Follows: 1,942 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 23221 - Favs: 15,825 - Follows: 10,962 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beyond Time by TKegl reviews
After the Cullens leave Forks, a twist of fate lands Bella in Chicago in 1918. She thinks it's a second chance to build a life with Edward, but when she finds him, he's not quite what she expected. Can Bella create the future she's hoping for?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 295,570 - Reviews: 8740 - Favs: 8,158 - Follows: 3,188 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Through His Eyes by its-rpattz-baby reviews
Carlisle's moved to Forks in hopes of taming Edward's ways. But it seems it will take more than a new town to help Edward deal with the horrors of his past. Edward is weary of getting close to people but will Bella change that for Edward? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 352,251 - Reviews: 1245 - Favs: 1,159 - Follows: 964 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Cannabean Betrothal by ItzMegan73 reviews
Edward has immersed himself in the Cannabean way to ward off the hurt of a life-changing experience; but an unexpected betrothal teaches him how little he knows about life. There is no abuse in this story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 231,548 - Reviews: 14644 - Favs: 8,161 - Follows: 5,467 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Elemental by TallulahBelle reviews
AU/AH: When the Swans return to their birthplace, Bella learns she is no ordinary teenager, and Forks is no ordinary town. Can she fulfill her destiny with the powerful Edward Cullen, or will the dark forces that threaten their families destroy them all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,571 - Reviews: 9538 - Favs: 9,936 - Follows: 5,265 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Freeze Frame by Jewels64 reviews
Successful Edward Cullen, once a high school geek in love with Bella Swan, discovers she is the new Playboy centerfold. Old feelings surface. Edward searches her out. Will she return his feelings? Is this love or unrequited lust?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 138,200 - Reviews: 1772 - Favs: 1,116 - Follows: 1,116 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Edward, Bella
Art School Confidential by farkle reviews
Bella finds her artistic muse and total embarrassment in person of life model Edward. How can she get him to model for her when he thinks she is a sex-crazed flake? AU-AH, M for nudity, language, lemons. Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 139,995 - Reviews: 4323 - Favs: 4,260 - Follows: 4,746 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
Dark Jewel by kittenmischief reviews
Sequel to Dark Salvation. Master Aro has chosen a new crowned jewel, Edward. "It almost isn't fair for me to take you after I had Jasper as well, but… well, when I see what I want, I take it." E/B eventually with some slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 60,121 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Incubus Anomaly by elusivetwilight reviews
Incubus: a sex demon that visits women in the deep dark of the night. Edward relies on his special gifts to consume his prey. What happens when he meets the one woman immune to his unique abilities? M for dark lemons and dark themes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 157,262 - Reviews: 6169 - Favs: 3,948 - Follows: 2,680 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Wedding Party by spanglemaker9 reviews
The perfect person appears at the worst possible moment, and one unforgettable encounter changes everything. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 192,619 - Reviews: 9611 - Favs: 7,335 - Follows: 3,933 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tips for Better Living by adorablecullens reviews
Edward is a self-centered college drop-out, waiting on tables and living an empty life. Redemeption arrives in the guise of a quirky customer who offers him some much-needed advice for happiness. Does Edward have the character to rise to the challenge?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,342 - Reviews: 3314 - Favs: 3,088 - Follows: 1,939 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Letter by changedbyEdward reviews
Bella Swan, professor of English Lit in Seattle, hears the velvety voice of rapper Edward Cullen one day and it changes her life. What happens after she writes her fan letter to him is fate personified. AU/AH Canon pairings M for language, alcohol, etc
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 167,239 - Reviews: 3224 - Favs: 2,431 - Follows: 1,381 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Violet by edieswan reviews
Sexy rich boy Edward Cullen owns the most prestigious strip club in New York: Violet. Edward's one girl short and begins his search for the next dancer. His new potential? None other than Bella Swan.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,280 - Reviews: 1809 - Favs: 1,416 - Follows: 1,724 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Edward, Bella
Ladder to the Sun by Rosybud reviews
How can you die when you've never really lived? That's the problem Bella Swan faces when she's told she only has a year to live. Can she make up for a lonely, unhappy life in the short time she has left... and maybe find love too? All-human, EXB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 111,847 - Reviews: 2695 - Favs: 4,476 - Follows: 1,799 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Femme Docs and Kevlar Knights by A Cullen Wannabe reviews
Bella is a first yr medical intern who was raised by her brother Emmett and his friends after their parents died when she was 16. When a night in the ER turns dangerous can her boys, now members of the best SWAT team in Chicago save her? Lang/Lem/complete
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 433,665 - Reviews: 6419 - Favs: 6,237 - Follows: 2,578 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14540 - Favs: 16,982 - Follows: 8,764 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
blossom by ms-ambrosia reviews
Isolated and disheartened, Bella Swan finally starts to feel like she belongs when a young man named James enters her life. But when an unexpected pregnancy leads her back to Forks, she finds that hope blooms in unexpected places. OOC. ExB. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 115,774 - Reviews: 2829 - Favs: 1,730 - Follows: 1,272 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rabbit Hole by profmom72 reviews
Edward leaves Bella before revealing the Cullens are vampires. Bella’s curiosity gets the best of her, and she spends years chasing her suspicions, drawing attention from dangerous sources. Can Bella be saved from the Rabbit Hole she’s fallen into? AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 132,260 - Reviews: 2772 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Ethan Church by dryler reviews
When Bella accepts an offer to write the biography of a severely reclusive author, the old, dying man she’s presented with and the young, too perfect man she meets while there convince her she’s missing some very important parts of the story. E/B, AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,805 - Reviews: 2989 - Favs: 3,951 - Follows: 1,956 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ignorance is Not Bliss by InsaneGrizzlies reviews
Bella lives a good life, with trivial things to worry about most times, and is sometimes naive about the rest of the world.Until she meets Edward, who's from the wrong side of the tracks.What will this irritating guy teach her about life and its choice?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 260,004 - Reviews: 2318 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
Girl with a Red Umbrella by spanglemaker9 reviews
Co-Written w/ justaskalice. Paris, 1950. Rosalie Hale went to Paris to study, then vanished without a trace. Her friend Bella has come to find her. Following a trail of clues left behind by Rose's letters, Bella searches for Rose and might find herself.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 30 - Words: 156,197 - Reviews: 2081 - Favs: 2,063 - Follows: 869 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Off Limits by lexiecullen17 reviews
Womanizing Edward has been told to stay away from his band's new lead singer, Bella. But with their instant attraction and obvious chemistry, how can he adhere to that? OOC. AU-H. Rated M for naughty humor, intensely bad behavior, language, and sexing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 182,739 - Reviews: 2746 - Favs: 4,113 - Follows: 1,423 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11480 - Favs: 12,067 - Follows: 6,051 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Rain Season by elusivetwilight reviews
After trauma of losing her parents, Bella receives a letter from old family friend Esme inviting her to come to Scotland where she and her family are currently settled. Angsty read with AH cast and perhaps Edward in a kilt.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 184,578 - Reviews: 2972 - Favs: 3,731 - Follows: 1,552 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Private Tutor by creampuffsteph reviews
Bella takes a chance and goes to school far from where she's used to. But what happens when her extremely good looking TA seems to despise her for no reason? My first fanfic, be gentle please. all human, bxe, axj, rxem
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 234,248 - Reviews: 5436 - Favs: 5,516 - Follows: 2,723 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
Sinful Thoughts by readingmama reviews
Edward is adopted by the Swans at birth. How will Bella and Edward cope with their growing attraction when they think they are siblings?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 83,692 - Reviews: 2478 - Favs: 2,308 - Follows: 1,104 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Geek Love by SassenachWench reviews
Humor, romance, healing and rampant geekitude collide in this Edward & Bella love story. "A funny, quirky love story about two computer geeks whose playful friendship turns into something more." Chokin' the Rubber Chicken blog.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,776 - Reviews: 3200 - Favs: 2,976 - Follows: 1,346 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Two Stepping by Jewels64 reviews
Bella is a reporter sent to interview Jasper, a champion horse trainer. She meets Edward who is a horse breeder and a British Duke. Sparks fly. HEA? Romance/humor/lemon. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 209,666 - Reviews: 2897 - Favs: 2,594 - Follows: 1,060 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dark Salvation by kittenmischief reviews
Edward is a surgeon who recently lost a patient due to negligence. Jasper is Bella's therapist who has an unconventional treatment he's willing to try with Edward to pull him out of the downward spiral of depression. Dom/Sub, AH, AU. This is a dark fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 266,754 - Reviews: 5908 - Favs: 1,627 - Follows: 1,053 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Little Bella by Ariane1126 reviews
Bella is four years old when she is found by the Cullens. She grows up with them and they soon discover she is special.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 91,904 - Reviews: 1778 - Favs: 1,968 - Follows: 889 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Faking It by spanglemaker9 reviews
Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 144,679 - Reviews: 6028 - Favs: 10,639 - Follows: 3,457 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In my hands by Queenbeth2 reviews
all human. Bella is the girl that everybody wants to be. Edward is the boy that nobody notices. An agreement to help with homework leads to a romance that neither of them can have, but sometimes it's hard to have a happy ending. ExB please read!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 138,766 - Reviews: 1194 - Favs: 981 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Guardian Agent by archer24 reviews
Bella Swan attends Meyer Academy, a school made for training secret agents. Bella's difficult past makes the job easier for her then most. However, Bella's barriers come crashing down when she is sent to protect none other then Edward Cullen. AH :P
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 122,698 - Reviews: 2826 - Favs: 2,746 - Follows: 1,139 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If Love Could Light a Candle by Pastiche Pen reviews
Edward Cullen: telepath, vampire, and psychologist. When a new patient ignites unfamiliar feelings in his soul, can he reconcile his past with his future? A la Midnight Sun. Warnings: Violence, lots of character death, and the usual. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 112,620 - Reviews: 2929 - Favs: 3,457 - Follows: 1,669 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Falling For You by Jen733 reviews
Bella Swan has gone through crappy date... after crappy date, causing her to lose all hope for a good guy. Until she meets Edward Cullen, a divorced father of two. They have an instant connection when they meet, but will love come easily for them? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,159 - Reviews: 8147 - Favs: 5,015 - Follows: 2,032 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Good Bella, Bad Bella by off-the-deep-end reviews
The much awaited story surrounding the one-shot 'White Carpet and Wall Sconces'. Read and Review. M FOR A REASON. Bad Boy Edward Cullen meets the studious Bella Swan. Do opposites really attract? And what is Edward's secret?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 119,167 - Reviews: 4452 - Favs: 5,358 - Follows: 3,220 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sex Toy by Oriana de la Rose reviews
Edward Cullen has two jobs: Underwear Model and Personal Toy. Alice hires him to be the Stripper at Bella's 20th birthday party and Bella's attraction to him is instant. Then she finds out that he's her new Toy. Now Edward has a new Mistress to please...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 94,171 - Reviews: 3219 - Favs: 3,191 - Follows: 1,435 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Complete
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Second Chances reviews
Renee is constantly on the move, dragging fifteen year old Bella around with her from one dump to another. Her life takes a turn for the worst. Bella is sent to Forks. Charlie, with the help of an alluring doctor tries to help Bella deal with her past.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 212,049 - Reviews: 1217 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 944 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Innocent Heart of Darkness reviews
Edward is a normal teenager who moves to Forks, WA with his family and is instantly and intensely drawn to the mysterious Bella. Their connection becomes even more complicated when Edward realizes he can read Bella's mind, and only hers.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 34 - Words: 118,995 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
