Forks gets prank called: Cullen style

(Mike: Regular, Emmett: Italics)

Emmett's POV

Jasper, Alice, Rose, Me, Edward, and Bella were sitting around the house before school bored to death. No pun intended. When Alice had a vision. Then Eddie started laughing everyone was staring at him except Alice. She knew what he was laughing at, Stupid mind reading, and future seeing vampires. Alice finally decided to tell us what was going on. I busted out laughing. I was going to prank call

Mike Newton after school. After that we all headed out to school

Ring, Ring

Hello

Hello can I speak to mike?

This is him can I ask who this is?

Of course it's…Emelia!

Who in the heck is Emelia?

Me, Bella's cousins you promised her you take me out to dinner tonight at eight. Duh!!!

Oh yeah I forgot I'll pick up at Bella's, see you in five minutes.

K, I'll be the one in the super short black dress.

…… Wow I thought, she sure sounded hot! What Did I do to deserve this? I hope she's hotter than her cousin.

Flashback

"Mike!" Bella had screamed out when see saw me in the hall.

"Will you do me a favor?" She asked while flipping her hair over her shoulders. Her brunette hair was so beautiful. I had to resist the urge to touch her. Bella's voice broke me out of my reverie.

"Hello, Mike are you listening?"

"Yeah."

"Okay so you'll pick up my cousin at eight right?" wait what her cousin? This must be what she was saying while I was daydreaming about us getting married.

"Your cousin?"

"Yeah, I need you to take my cousin out tonight. Edward and I are going out on a date tonight and I don't want to her to feel left out." she explained. Her eyes lit up when she mentioned Cullen. Man did I hate him; he stole my Bella from me.

"Sure I said love to." I realized if I do this she might kiss me for being so nice to her cousin.

Emmett's POV

I hung up after my call to mike. Everyone was laughing, except Edward who had a disgusted look on his face. What's wrong bro? I thought.

"You should his thoughts about you Emmett, disgusting." Everyone starting laughing again. Bella was rolling on the floor. Esme and Carlisle then entered wondering what everyone was laughing about.

"I have a date to get ready for." I answered politely. On cue everyone burst out laughing. Esme and Carlisle still looking for answers. Soon walking away once getting in on the joke.

Mike's POV

I arrived at Bella's two minutes later.

I knocked, only to find Emmett Cullen in a black mini dress with a big goofy grin plastered on his face.

"Hey there sailor where ya takin me?" He asked trying to sound cute but failing miserably.

Whoa he's worst than his brother. Is he gay? Wait did Bella trick me. All these thought swam around in my head. Suddenly Bella's voice woke me up out of my reverie.

"So I see you've met my cousin Emelia" Bella asked biting lip to keep from had to be kidding me right? Then a saw a blinding flash. I looked up to see no other than my enemy. Cullen.

"What the heck Cullen" I growled. I noticed he had his hand around Bella's waist .He was trying not to laugh, though he looked like he was going to burst any minute. Who did he think he was? I wonder why I didn't notice him the first time.

"Sorry Mike your expression was priceless!" Bella busted out laughing, he couldn't hold back any longer he join Bella in the laugh fest she was having.

"Sorry to interrupt your laugh fest" I spat. Cullen suddenly had a look that looked was trying not to come punch only thing holding him back, Bella. Though I knew if he wanted to he could push her out the way. I wish he would. Then she would be mine, but knowing Bella she would forgive him in a moment's time. He had her wrapped around his finger. This made me angry! Why did she have to be attracted to him? Stupid money and good-looks. Cullen could have any girl he wanted but no he had to choose my girl. Emmett's booming voice brought me back to reality, I had totally forgotten about him, until he spoke up.

"So where are we going Mikey-boy, Emelia is very impatient!"

Right then both Bella and Edward burst into laughter. After that comment I stomped out of the door and headed back to my beat-up

Cadillac.

"That was a good one, Emmett or should I say Emelia?" Bella said between giggles once I was outside.

"Did you see the look on Mike's face when he saw it was Emmett?" I heard Edward say on my way to my car.

"I know, It was hilarious!" Emmett exclaimed, his booming laughter pulsing outside.

I really need some sleep after that disaster. The only way to describe that "Get to together." I thought. The drive to my house was silent. I couldn't stop thinking about Emmett and the dress, and Bella's laughter, Or Cullen snapping my Picture. Ughh I hope they don't tell anyone. Wait its Cullen im talking about. Tomorrow is going to be a long day.