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Joined Jun 19, 2008, id: 1609091, Profile Updated: Oct 15, 2009
Author has written 6 stories for Twilight.

Hi! My name is Audrey and imma eighth grader!! xD hmm. well, i like to write, read, sing, songwrite, and play the piano. I hate studying, but we all know its necessary. well. for me at least. lol. i love twilight, but the movie was err...not what i wanted. xD hmm. so yeah.

FAV THINGS:
Color(s):
deep purple, cerulean, burgundy
Music: Rock, punk rock, soft rock, pop, dance
Foods: steamed rice, fried fish, cucumbers, spaghetti, Strawberry pie, chocolate chip cookies, brownies, some vegetarian foods, salmon,
squaw bread, strawberry cheesecake --yes this list consists of very odd & specific foods :P
Movies/Shows: Juno, A Cinderella Story, HSM, Get Smart, Mean Girls, A Walk to Remember, College Road Trip, Freaky Friday, Confessions of a Shopaholic
Books: Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse (duh xD), The Lovely Bones, Thirteen Reasons Why, Sundays at Tiffany's, Harry Potterseries, The Truth About Forever, This Lullaby
Random stuff: vampires, puppies, Vanessa Carlton, my iPod/iPod stereo, my gray shirt with cool ruffles, The Killers, bubbles, digital cameras, slidey phones
Music Artists:
Vanessa Carlton, The Killers, Jack's Mannequin, Michelle Branch, Marie Digby, Taylor Swift, Travis, Paramore, Regina Spektor, Kelly Clarkson, The Fray, MGMT, Iron & Wine, Dashboard Confessioal, and Kate Voegele. and no, i dont like the jonas brothers. :D

DISLIKE THE FOLLOWING THINGS:
Hypocrites, dishonest friends, times when you need something very badly but cant find it, saying something you dont want others to hear you say, hiccups, coughing, piano lessons, school, death, know-it-alls, backstabbers, running into walls (yes, I find myself doing that often :P), gluesticks ~~~whenever i use em to glue stuff down, the stuff i try to glue down never sticks...maybe i use it wrong? :P, ants, spiders, getting bad grades, failing, insects of any kind, depression, global warming, hookers

FANFICTION:

I've written six stories for twilight, three vampire, and three all humans. check them out please! my most recent one is Tuned and Confidential, which i am focusing on more. though i am still working on the sequel to YAMTLY, Someday, You'll Know How I Feel. Read em if you want! :D

Unwelcome Past and True Eternity (German): http:///texte/bis-s-twilight/unwelcome-past-and-true-eternity.69723.html thank you Bella18 95!

Tuned and Confidential (Spanish):http://www.fanfiction.ws/s/5319147/1/Entonada_y_Confidencial thank you FuturerMrsCullen!


RANDOM STUFF:

Find a guy whos calls you beautiful instead of hot,

Who calls you back when you hang up on him,

Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats,

Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family.

Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you.

If you think that describes Edward Cullen, copy it into your profile.


GASP. SEE? THIS IS WHY YOU MEN SHOULDNT USE PICKUP LINES :D

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together.


A TWILIGHT SURVEY

Which book in the series is your favorite?

Eclipse

How long did it take you to read the books?

twilight: three hours

new moon: two hours

eclipse: 3 hours

breaking dawn: five hours.

Who introduced you to the books?

My lovely sister, vivian.

Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?

My sister bought all of them. I stole them from her :D

Are you most looking forward to: Breaking Dawn, Midnight Sun, or the movie?

Midnight Sun definitely. the movie was an epic failure. T_T

What's your dream ending to the series?

Edward and Bella end up together with no Renesmee, and jacob imprints on some random girl.

Favorites:

Who is your favorite character?

Edward. Duh.

Who's your favorite vampire?

Edward. again!

Who is your favorite werewolf?

Seth :)

What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?

"...and so the lion fell in love with the lamb..."

go edward!

What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?

honestly, all of them. and yes, even the heartbreaking one at the beginning of new moon.

What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?

ehh. when she punched him. it was funny :D

How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?

I like all of em. alice rocks :D

What was your favorite adventure/battle?

the one in eclipse where edward kicks butt.

Which book cover was your favorite?

All of them are amazing, but i like twilight the best. its mysterious. :)

Are these books among your favorite books of all?

obviously.

This or That?

Twilight or New Moon?

Twilight

New Moon or Eclipse?

Eclipse.

Eclipse or Twilight?

Eclipse.

Are you more excited about Breaking Dawn or Midnight Sun?

Midnight Sun. hated breaking dawn -.-

Midnight Sun or the Twilight Movie?

Midnight sun

The Twilight Movie or Breaking Dawn?

Breaking Dawn

Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?

Edward!

Who do you like more:

Bella or Edward?

Edward

Bella or Jacob?

Bella

Bella or Alice?

Alice

Alice or Jacob?

Alice

Rosalie or Alice?

Alice

Jasper or Alice?

Alice

Jasper or Edward?

Edward

Carlisle or Esme?

Carlisle

Emmett or Jasper?

Jasper

Emmett or Jacob?

Emmett

Bella or Rosalie?

Bella

Esme or Charlie?

Esme

Charlie or Carlisle?

Carlisle

Charlie or Billy?

Charlie

Who's the better villain: James or Victoria?

Victoria

Werewolves or Vampires?

vampires!

In which book did you like Bella's character best?

twilight. she was most original there for some reason.

How about Edward's?

eclipse. he was so sweet in that.

Jacob's?

breaking dawn.

Alice's?

Eclipse. she made me laugh alot.

If it were possible...who would you most want to meet in person?

Alice :D

yep. thats me. xD

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Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,624 - Reviews: 14906 - Favs: 13,182 - Follows: 5,908 - Updated: Mar 23, 2016 - Published: Jan 4, 2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'm Not Falling For You by ronOReds reviews
Bella get's picked to be on a dating reality show! How will the guys show their love and who will be the last one standing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,235 - Reviews: 3336 - Favs: 2,733 - Follows: 808 - Updated: Nov 13, 2014 - Published: Dec 18, 2007 - Complete
If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh by carmelinagunn reviews
Bella moved to LA and has found "sisters" in 2 of her school mates. They meet 3 brothers in their new apt building & experiences love in more ways than one, in more depth than she knew was possible. Zip up your love. Read IEWIS. AH, regular pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 291,233 - Reviews: 5133 - Favs: 5,480 - Follows: 1,536 - Updated: May 29, 2014 - Published: Jul 9, 2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Inevitable by Endlessly Drowning reviews
It's been seventy five years since Edward left Bella in Forks. Now the family has decided it's time to return. What will they find when they get there? And how will Edward deal with the pain?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 43,921 - Reviews: 2218 - Favs: 2,531 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: Apr 24, 2012 - Published: Oct 30, 2007 - Complete
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13071 - Favs: 6,119 - Follows: 2,782 - Updated: Nov 7, 2011 - Published: Jan 1, 2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Welcome to the Real World by twilightluver001 reviews
Sequel to "Welcome to Drama Academy". As Bella and Edward continue pursuing their careers, they find life isn't as easy as they thought it would be. How will they overcome the pressure from work and family together? Takes place 6 years after Drama Academy
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 163,948 - Reviews: 5867 - Favs: 2,650 - Follows: 2,494 - Updated: Aug 20, 2011 - Published: Sep 27, 2008 - Complete
Lady Of The Knight by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
One rainy night and a bit of bad luck has two complete strangers thrown together in a chance encounter. Bitter by an unfaithful wife Edward runs away to New York where he takes in an unlikely companion with a questionable occupation. Pretty Woman AU/AH,
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 97,160 - Reviews: 3761 - Favs: 4,600 - Follows: 1,397 - Updated: Nov 16, 2010 - Published: Sep 21, 2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Conversations with Emmett by Ranma15177 reviews
While Edward is away hunting Bella plans to spend time learning everything there is to know about Emmett, and through him more about Edward. However, Tanya comes and disrupts the bonding. Hilarity ensues! "What do you mean he was naked?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,546 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 870 - Updated: May 21, 2010 - Published: Mar 9, 2008
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 6071 - Favs: 10,582 - Follows: 2,792 - Updated: Apr 8, 2010 - Published: Jun 1, 2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Brother's Best Friend by jennlynnfs reviews
AU/AH: Seven years have passed since Edward and Bella last saw each other. Now, with Edward's return to Seattle, Bella wonders what drove away her brother's best friend all those years ago. *More detailed summary included with chapter 1.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 254,658 - Reviews: 6142 - Favs: 9,502 - Follows: 5,419 - Updated: Mar 1, 2010 - Published: Jul 4, 2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Waiting for Dawn by Alice laughed reviews
Post Eclipse, my version. Now complete. Second place at the Twilight Awards for best alternate Breaking Dawn. Y'all are the best.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 73,561 - Reviews: 2434 - Favs: 2,999 - Follows: 1,089 - Updated: Nov 12, 2009 - Published: Sep 3, 2007 - Complete
A Cullen Moment by Wolf Babies reviews
This is a collection of completely random moments in time during the everlasting lives of the Cullen family.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 102 - Words: 84,587 - Reviews: 1803 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 132 - Updated: Nov 1, 2009 - Published: Jun 15, 2008 - Third Wife, Joshua U. - Complete
Across the Ocean by Annilaia reviews
In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,489 - Reviews: 3681 - Favs: 5,679 - Follows: 1,419 - Updated: Oct 7, 2009 - Published: Dec 31, 2007 - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2148 - Favs: 3,611 - Follows: 1,676 - Updated: Aug 28, 2009 - Published: Apr 3, 2007
Dangerous Affections by wishimight reviews
Edward was taken against his will by the Volturi and forced into the life of an assassin. Bella was orphaned 5 years ago. Their paths cross & sparks fly, but when she becomes his latest target, he must risk it at all to keep everyone alive. ALL HUMAN ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 3970 - Favs: 1,948 - Follows: 2,145 - Updated: Aug 13, 2009 - Published: Sep 9, 2008 - Edward, Bella
Is your Fridge Running by isabellsah cullen reviews
So Bella stays at the Cullen's house and the pranking begins with Bella! It has some ExB fluff and a lot of laughs! Emmett singing,not swearing, annoying Bella... Interested?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,075 - Reviews: 1454 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 530 - Updated: Aug 1, 2009 - Published: May 31, 2008
Stuck! by Annilaia reviews
1 new text message: ALICE HELP ME! I'M STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR WITH SOME REALLY HOT GUY I DON'T KNOW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,759 - Reviews: 1445 - Favs: 2,191 - Follows: 828 - Updated: Jul 11, 2009 - Published: Apr 17, 2008 - Complete
Cigarette Burns by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
AH. Bella is a local junkie and Edward is a famous artist. He meets Bella outside of one of his art shows and she ends up going home with him. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,585 - Reviews: 1076 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 559 - Updated: May 29, 2009 - Published: May 25, 2009 - Bella, Edward
Maria by ahemyywe150 reviews
All human! Bella is aspiring towards her dream job but when a family crisis hits her, she has to adapt. This means getting a job as a babysitter for a cute little kid. Except there's one little snag: the kid's brother, Edward Cullen. BxE R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,004 - Reviews: 3042 - Favs: 2,658 - Follows: 1,395 - Updated: May 2, 2009 - Published: Jun 23, 2008 - Complete
Boy Meets Girl by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Complete. They met each other on a subway. She was still wearing the bracelet from the hospital. He still had track marks from the night before. My answer to a challenge. No character deaths or abuse. All human. Alice and Jasper
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,156 - Reviews: 954 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 266 - Updated: Mar 24, 2009 - Published: Dec 29, 2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1984 - Favs: 2,278 - Follows: 1,692 - Updated: Mar 10, 2009 - Published: Feb 28, 2007
Realize by Goo82 reviews
Edward is a hot up and coming actor and Bella is his ever faithful best friend and personal assistant. Bella's feeling for Edward have changed, but he is oblivious to her feelings. With the help of her friends, will she get the courage to tell him...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,506 - Reviews: 5642 - Favs: 8,481 - Follows: 2,408 - Updated: Feb 19, 2009 - Published: Jul 5, 2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Child of the Night by l'heure bleue reviews
"I'm like a Vampire," she murmured. "Because, in mere seconds, the sun could kill me." - Bella Swan is a girl living her life in fear of the light. Edward Cullen is simply a normal boy. They're worlds apart, but... "You're my sun, Edward." – ExB ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 194,119 - Reviews: 9731 - Favs: 2,483 - Follows: 1,032 - Updated: Jan 18, 2009 - Published: Jul 19, 2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Goodbye by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
For seven years I watched and waited. But there was only so much that I could put my heart through, and the night I finally told him, was the night I let him go. AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 2522 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 483 - Updated: Jan 8, 2009 - Published: May 5, 2008 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
Let The Music Play by Xx-AddictedToTwilight-xX reviews
Bella gets accepted into a summer music program where she meets the Cullens and the Hales. Edward already has a girlfriend, whom he thinks he's in love with, but when he meets Bella, everything changes. All human. Normal pairings.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,457 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 227 - Updated: Jan 4, 2009 - Published: Jun 10, 2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2878 - Favs: 2,089 - Follows: 988 - Updated: Dec 30, 2008 - Published: May 15, 2007 - Complete
Growing Pains by xxsparklesnick reviews
She promised herself that she would not wait for him like a love-struck housewife. She would never love him again. In the end, though, it was not her choice. Love is not true or real or fake or black and white. Love is not easy. Love, simply, just is.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,061 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 37 - Published: Nov 28, 2008 - Complete
Mr Banner? by MeltingInHisGoldenEyes reviews
When Bella and Edward have Biology, Edward hears Mr. Banner's thoughts and isn't happy... then in comes Mike... and Edward meets his nose.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,775 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 87 - Updated: Nov 16, 2008 - Published: Jun 1, 2008 - Complete
Love Is A Devil by ashel-13 reviews
Bella is a human who has never met the Cullens...yet. While in Italy she is found by Aro who is going to change her and treat her as his daughter. Lemons later. A BxE love story. Do monsters deserve love too? ON HIATUS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,138 - Reviews: 1884 - Favs: 1,333 - Follows: 1,397 - Updated: Nov 15, 2008 - Published: Feb 27, 2008
Trip Across The USA by Arbies reviews
BxE AxJ RxEm All Human! Bella, Alice, and Rosalie, three best friends, each invite one of their cousins on a trip across the USA in an RV! With a whole lot of pranks and a dash of romance, this is one vacation that won't be forgotten.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,030 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 321 - Updated: Nov 14, 2008 - Published: Mar 26, 2008
That Damn, Sexy Crooked Smile by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Bella, an old, married woman, remembers her first love, the man she would never forget. Heart-breaking, but a happy ending, or at least I think so. AU AH one-shot. Bella/Edward
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,649 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 136 - Published: Nov 9, 2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Photo Scavenger Hunt:Cullen Style by Izzy Masen reviews
Bella and the Cullens are off to the mall for a photo scavenger hunt. Who will win? What do they win? Why does Emmett get kicked out of Victoria's secret? Stay tuned to find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,579 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 103 - Updated: Oct 5, 2008 - Published: May 26, 2008
Blue Moon Over Manka's by Cullenista reviews
Edward whisks Bella off to Manka's Inverness Lodge for a romantic weekend. She’s insecure, he has doubts and they finally deal with all their issues honestly, including Jacob. Winner of the Danger Magnet Award at the Denali Coven and four TwilightAwards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 240,484 - Reviews: 4109 - Favs: 2,097 - Follows: 1,660 - Updated: Sep 27, 2008 - Published: Feb 8, 2008 - Edward, Bella
Heatwave by Ruby-Wednesday reviews
When an unexpected Heatwave hits Forks, it allows Edward and Bella to leave their problems behind and have some fun! Set between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,924 - Reviews: 4884 - Favs: 3,187 - Follows: 1,597 - Updated: Sep 27, 2008 - Published: Jan 5, 2008 - Complete
The Wonders of Late Night Conversations by Shadow Ice Maiden reviews
Erik and Zoey have their 'talking without yelling' conversation. Set after Untamed. Turn back now if you haven't read it. Contains major spoilers. Zoey/Erik Full of fluffy goodness. One-shot. A House of Night fanfiction.
House of Night - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 32 - Published: Sep 25, 2008 - Erik N., Zoey R. - Complete
Next July Fools Day by TeamEdwardCullen8208 reviews
SEQUEL TO JULY FOOLS DAY? Bella's a big bad vamp now, and she's got a few tricks up her sleeve. With a new power and newborn superstrength, anything can happen. And you can rest assured that something will.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,449 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 243 - Updated: Sep 20, 2008 - Published: Apr 27, 2008
Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better by xxsparklesnick reviews
All through grade school, that boy with the soft bronze hair had been haunting her. He was her most bitter rival, her worst enemy. When she finally thought he was out of her life, he comes back - will he turn her life upside down again? Edward/Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,931 - Reviews: 1077 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 339 - Updated: Sep 14, 2008 - Published: Aug 7, 2008 - Complete
A Night Without Stars by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
One-shot. All human. Edward died in the 9/11 attacks. It's the one year anniversary and Bella visits his grave. She remembers their best nights as she fills him in on her life. Very, very sad.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,783 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 121 - Published: Aug 31, 2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Got Love! by xxsparklesnick reviews
Isabella Swan has been crushing on her best friend's brother, Edward Cullen, for a while and at the same time she can't stand him. Her online friend has been there for her through it all, but what happens when his identity is revealed? All Human, ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,288 - Reviews: 1921 - Favs: 1,904 - Follows: 712 - Updated: Aug 28, 2008 - Published: Jul 2, 2008 - Complete
Twist of Fate by IsabellaMCullen reviews
What if fate took a different course for Bella Swan? What if, after Edward left her to keep her safe, the wolves were just a minute too late to save her from Laurent? Would she eventually find her way back into Edward's arms? Co-written with TotalEclipse
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 81,919 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 526 - Updated: Aug 24, 2008 - Published: Apr 30, 2008
Attack Of The Cliches! by NotToBeMessedWith reviews
Sick of overly cliched Twilight fics? Well, here's your chance to laugh at exactly how stupid they are! A new cliche whenever I can! Now featuring cliches written by our readers! I do love being cruel... T for some swearing. And remember to hate on Jake!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 24,727 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 205 - Updated: Aug 20, 2008 - Published: Oct 21, 2007 - Complete
Camp Wilderness by muggleinlove reviews
Bella has never had a boyfriend thanks to her protective brother Emmett. Edward has never found someone he could be with. What happens when they both become camp counselors for a summer. ALL HUMAN and Normal Pairings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 59,830 - Reviews: 3151 - Favs: 3,360 - Follows: 1,000 - Updated: Aug 14, 2008 - Published: Apr 16, 2008 - Complete
13 Things I've Never Done by Rosalie McCarty reviews
Sequel to How to Lose a Vampire in 10 Days. While playing a game the gang realizes that Edward and Bella have done hardly anything. So they are trying to expand their horizons by making them do thirteen things they've never done.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,261 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 177 - Updated: Aug 3, 2008 - Published: May 15, 2008 - Complete
The Roommate by Skyloe reviews
Everyone is out of college and ready to live on their own. Too bad for Bella there's no available apartments close to her job. When she runs into a guy from highschool, her luck starts to turn around and she finds something she never expected to find.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 125,567 - Reviews: 1104 - Favs: 2,041 - Follows: 860 - Updated: Aug 1, 2008 - Published: Jan 4, 2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You May Now Kiss the Bride by vjgm reviews
This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 1,273 - Follows: 203 - Published: Jul 31, 2008 - Emmett
Spiral Static by Coquettishness reviews
NOW COMPLETE. Newly married, Edward and Bella explore their relationship in new ways, opening themselves up to unfamiliar and sometimes frightening experiences, unaware that danger follows them at each turn. Until it catches up with them, that is. E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,060 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 1,379 - Follows: 438 - Updated: Jul 20, 2008 - Published: Jul 4, 2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The E List by ellibobelli reviews
Random one-shot. Humor. Three unlikely people are - inadvertently - using large words that begin with "e" in a conversation on a train, confusing poor Mike. Featuring me, Edward, Mike, and Elphie. Read and Review?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,667 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: Jul 13, 2008 - Edward, Mike - Complete
Getting Sick by Morine123 reviews
One day Edward suddenly gets sick. But Edward is a vampire, how is this possible? What will Bella do to help him get better? Read and find out! Give it a chance, it gets interesting. Also lots of fluff! Bella and Edward. Post- Eclipse. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 35,111 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 129 - Updated: Jul 8, 2008 - Published: May 14, 2008 - Complete
You've Got Mail by Nollie Marie reviews
When spontaneous emails are written, & response are sent back, 6 people in 3 different cities fall in love. Bella falls in love with someone who needs her, Alice stands up for her abused love one, & Emmett questions his actions around Rosalie’s “friends”.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 85,180 - Reviews: 4323 - Favs: 1,383 - Follows: 641 - Updated: Jul 6, 2008 - Published: Mar 29, 2008 - Complete
I Love You by runaway xo reviews
Sequel to Thirteen Reasons Why. Bella recieves her chance to tell Edward the thirteen reasons why she loves him.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,075 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 601 - Updated: Jul 3, 2008 - Published: Jun 1, 2008
The Cullens plus Amusement Park equals DISASTER! by Twilight Fan Girls reviews
The Cullens want to have some family fun together and settle on heading to an amusement park. The boys make bets on who thet think will hit the most rides, and the winner gets to force the others into embarrassing dares...but who will win? NEW CHAPTER UP
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,480 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 150 - Updated: Jul 3, 2008 - Published: Aug 15, 2007 - Complete
Thirteen Reasons Why by runaway xo reviews
Edward proves his love to Bella by showing her thirteen reasons why he loves her. Takes place after Eclipse. Major Fluff. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,971 - Reviews: 1462 - Favs: 1,398 - Follows: 434 - Updated: Jun 1, 2008 - Published: Mar 3, 2008 - Complete
My Miracle, My Angel by l'heure bleue reviews
My name is Bella Swan, and I'm pregnant. My fiancé is overprotective, and won't even let me walk up the stairs alone. So what could possibly go wrong? Mood swings, cravings and name games, to name a few. — WINNER of 4 Twilight Awards! WRITTEN BEFORE BD!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 100,422 - Reviews: 3575 - Favs: 2,888 - Follows: 924 - Updated: May 28, 2008 - Published: Mar 22, 2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8494 - Favs: 7,751 - Follows: 1,848 - Updated: May 15, 2008 - Published: Nov 10, 2007 - Complete
How to Lose a Vampire in 10 Days by Rosalie McCarty reviews
Bella's assignment is to date a guy and do whatever it takes to make him dump her. The Cullen's have bet that Edward can't keep a girl for no more than 10days. With a job and Cullenfied bets on the line, falling in love isn't going to help.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,240 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 250 - Updated: May 15, 2008 - Published: Feb 15, 2008 - Complete
That Darn Emmett by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Bella and Emmett are stuck in the police station because Emmett came with the bright idea of getting Bella drunk at a bar. Short series! NOT AN EMMETT AND BELLA LOVE STORY! Very funny Rated for language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,315 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 160 - Updated: May 11, 2008 - Published: May 7, 2008
Healing Her Wounds by Raine Delmont reviews
Bella never jumped. She never found out about Jacob. In fact, she married Mike Newton. Four years later, she finds herself in a abusive relationship with no way out. What will happen when Edward comes back to her? Can he save her? Will she let him? R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 68,184 - Reviews: 4290 - Favs: 1,840 - Follows: 772 - Updated: May 1, 2008 - Published: Oct 24, 2007
July Fools Day? by TeamEdwardCullen8208 reviews
Despite Edwards warning, Bella insists on coming over on the Vampire version of April Fools Day. Will the Cullens take advantage of poor, clumsy, unsuspecting Bella? Of course! NOW COMPLETE, SEQUEL NOW UP!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,294 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 126 - Updated: Apr 27, 2008 - Published: Mar 30, 2008 - Complete
That Was My Siblings by ronOReds reviews
Edward's family decides he needs a push in the right direction when it comes to getting physical with Bella. What methods do they resort to in order to get their message across!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 104 - Published: Feb 5, 2008 - Complete
Confessions of Two Broken Hearts by twilightluver001 reviews
Bella and Edward meet again after 2 years. This time, Edward found her with some huge success. Now, there are two things standing in their way. Paige, the newest member of the Cullen's clan and Chris. Will Edward and Bella pick up from they left off? EPOV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 58,315 - Reviews: 1378 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 427 - Updated: Jan 26, 2008 - Published: Aug 20, 2007 - Complete
Snowflakes by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
A compilation of Christmas oneshots, ficlets, and drabbles that could vary from many genres to get you into the spirit a month early. Who says it needs to be December to carry a little Christmas joy?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 24,454 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 110 - Updated: Jan 2, 2008 - Published: Nov 1, 2007 - Complete
Vampires in Vegas by vjgm reviews
Alice and Rosalie decide to take Bella to Vegas for a bachelorette party against her will. The boys feeling leftout, decide to get themselves into a little trouble too. 1st fanfict...rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,254 - Reviews: 1488 - Favs: 2,034 - Follows: 440 - Updated: Sep 28, 2007 - Published: Sep 21, 2007 - Complete
Scared by Lon-Dubh reviews
AU. What if Bella's past was different, and she had a secret she had never told anyone before? How would she handle moving to Forks and meeting Edward? Will she have a happily ever after ending, or will her troubled past come back to haunt her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 55,208 - Reviews: 1415 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 312 - Updated: Aug 17, 2007 - Published: Jun 2, 2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A New Future by twilightscallingme reviews
AU: Edward never came back for Bella, but an attack left her changed. 50 years later, what happens when Bella and Edward end up at the same high school? Bella still believes that Edward hates her, but can he make her see otherwise?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,390 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 282 - Updated: Aug 6, 2007 - Published: Jul 12, 2007 - Complete
Hot Stuff by sillybella reviews
Emmett and Jasper are worried about Edward and Bella's relationship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 155 - Published: Oct 19, 2006 - Complete
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Tuned and Confidential reviews
AH. Edward is a well-known musician with a dark secret. Bella is a college student/waitress. After several awkward encounters, love becomes an unexpected visitor. Together, they uncover the mysteries of the past. But what stands in their way? Summary CH1.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 151,077 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 338 - Updated: Dec 29, 2009 - Published: Apr 26, 2009 - Bella, Edward
Someday, You'll Know How I Feel reviews
AH: Sequel to YAMTLY. Edward's on the road to fame. Bella's on the road to fortune. Can these two deal with love and loss while trying to survive the real world? More importantly, can their relationship stay intact, or will everything fall to pieces? R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,075 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 197 - Updated: Jul 5, 2009 - Published: May 24, 2009 - Bella, Edward
You Asked Me to Love You reviews
AH/AU. Rosalie and Bella Swan are new at Central Parkway Boarding School. While Rosalie gains instant attention, Bella struggles to fit in. She later meets Edward and Alice, siblings who have a precarious past. Can she find love through all the drama? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 118,524 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 247 - Updated: May 24, 2009 - Published: Jan 1, 2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unwelcome Past and True Eternity reviews
After Edward left Bella in Forks, 2 years later, Bella gets into a car accident and gets changed. But who changed her? And, 40 years later, Bella meets the Cullens in high school. Only...a lot has happened in 40 years. Lots of romance and fluff! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 84,851 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 337 - Updated: Jan 9, 2009 - Published: Jul 12, 2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Four Days and Christmas reviews
One-shot documentary with UPTE characters. Can be on its own. It's Christmas with the Cullens, & Alice is hyped to do a bunch of Christmas things. Experience things from a curious Bella's perspective. Mess ups, carols, and hammers! All vamps! Merry Xmas!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,518 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: Dec 26, 2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Collision reviews
90 years after leaving Bella, Edward and his family, thinking that Bella is dead, unexpectedly run into her. Although they still love each other, can Edward and Bella forget the past and deal with the present? Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 35,950 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 126 - Updated: Jul 16, 2008 - Published: Jun 29, 2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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