Hey, MeltingInHisGoldenEyes here

aka. edward.x.cullen.x.forever

Edward Cullen, Eclipse, p.194

Name: MeltingInHisGoldenEyes

Country: England

Age: 18

Team: Edward, of course (if your Team Jacob, your Team Mouth Rapist!)

Favourite Books: Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn and Midnight Sun (obviously)

Favourite Films: Twilight and Finding Nemo (no one can say that movie sucked)

Eyes: Green with hints of gold (cool right?)

Hair: Dark Brown

Music: Everything apart from Rap and R&B

Quotes: "Overpaid, overpaid knocks it on to overrated, overrated on to possible rapist, possible rapist knocks it forward to closet gay.. closet gayGOAL!" - Frankie Boyle

"People always ask is it cause you get claustrophobic that you dont fly but no I don’t want to be blown into fiery pieces; There is no where I want to visit so much that I am willing to be thrown at it at 700mph in a tin can full of other peoples farts!" - Frankie Boyle

Email: edward.cullen.forever@

I would like to thank anyone who reads my storys and likes them... even if you don't review ;) !

I will try and finish either Collide or What Happened? so I can start on my story Which that a few people wanted me to write on Decision.

Can't wait to hear from you,

edward (.) x (.) cullen (.) x (.) forever

You got to list your favorite Twilight characters and then answer the questions...but no peeking until they've all been listed.

1. Edward

2. Alice

3. Seth

4. Jasper

5. Emmett

6. Rosalie

7. Bella

8. Charlie

9. Carlisle

10. Esme

11. Renesmee

12. Claire

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Sadly not… :D

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
OH GOD YES! HOW HOT!? OUT OF THIS WORLD HOT! He is a vampire after all… ;D

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
First off, wouldn’t it be the other way round? And second off, WHAT THE FUCK IS CHARLIE DOING HAVING SEX WITH A TWO YEAR OLD GIRL, HE IS MEANT TO BE A POLICE OFFICER! WITH A TWO YEAR OLD GIRL! WHAT ABOUT SETH?!

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
I did read a crackin Edward/Carlisle one once!

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Defiantly ;D I’m sure many men would love that couple… and a few ladies!

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Emmett and Carlisle or Emmett and Esme? I think Emmett and Carlisle because they are so different it would be hilarious to have them together!

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Why is everyone having sex with an innocent two year old girl? What would Bella do, I don’t know! If it where me I would be scarred for life…

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

What happens when one lonely werewolf is the only person to comfort one saddened vampire in her time of need… SWEET JUICY LEMON!!

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

I guess, maybe Charlie tries to shoot Edward… well I suppose that wouldn’t be fluff…

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Seriously, did Bella get turned on when she walked in on Alice and Claire, she is an innocent girl! Shame on you!

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

I don’t know but hell that would be one SEXY scene! JasperxEdward friggin rock!

12) Know of anyone who reads Three het?
Am I supposed to know what het is? If I am sorry I don’t, but it sounds kinda rude, so Seth? YES!

14) Would anyone of your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?
Yep, I would! Most of my friends would, it is a topic of normal conversation between us ;D!

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
All this time Carlisle and you still haven’t gotten any better!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Two and eleven, what song would you choose?
Erm… Take Your Mama by Scissor Sisters because well, its Alice what do you expect?!

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING: Includes hot, steamy threesome sex with INNOCENT TWO YEAR OLD GIRLS! How many time do I have to tell you… it’s creepy PEOPLE!

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Mama’s been a bad, bad girl and daddy’s not home to punished her -whip sound-

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
She would say: WHAT THE FUDGESTICKS ARE YOU DOING ALICE? GO BACK TO YOUR SUPER SEXY VAMPIRE BOYFRIEND AND LEAVE THE POOR BEARDED MAN ALONE!

20) How emo is Seven?
Are we talking about New Moon here?...

21) Write a Sexy Eleven/One title

I can’t… it’s too scary! AND ITS REAL INCEST NOT LIKE CULLEN INCEST BUT REAL INCEST!

40 ways to piss off Jacob Black

1. Force him to wear a leash and collar and tie him to a pole.
2. Put up fliers saying "Lost Dog" with his picture on it.
3. Give him mouthwash for his birthday. Tell him he has dog breath.
4. Constantly remind him that Bella would rather ‘die’ then be with him.
5. Throw silver spoons at him. (It’s a werewolf pun XD)
6. When he’s a werewolf steal his pants.
7. Paint his motor bike hot pink.
8. Buy him a cat.
9. Name it Edward.
10. Buy him dog food. Act offended when he won’t eat it.
11. Ask him what he’s getting Edward and Bella for a wedding present.
12. Tell him Bella is allergic to dogs.
13. Ask him how he lost to an old man.
14. Call the dog pound on him when he fazes
15. Lock him in a room with Edward
16. Post the results on YouTube
17. Tell him that Aro and Bella are eloping in Mexico and he’s not invited.
18. Tell him he’s not a REAL werewolf, he’s just a shapes shifting loser. (Breaking Dawn reference)
19. Ask him about puberty.
20. Force him to watch Shark boy and Lava girl
21. Ask him if he thinks Taylor Lautner looks hot in a tight leather suit (Shark boy and Lava girl Reference)
22. Tell him he’s Remus Lupin and Sirius Black’s crack child.
23. When he doesn’t believe you, ask him why his last name is BLACK, and he’s a WEREWOLF.
24. Post the reactions online when he puts the pieces together.
25. Every time he does something nice say, 'Good boy!'
26. Show him the honeymoon scene in Breaking Dawn.
27. Post his reaction on YouTube.
28. Tell him to sit and wave a dog biscuit in his face.
29. Buy him a dog bed for his birthday
30. Ask him if he’ll be your ‘guard dog’. (Breaking Dawn Reference)
31. Show him Edward/Bella fan art, particularly ‘PG-13 – NC17’ Rated things
32. Start an ‘Edward dazzles me’ fan club and elect him as president.
33. Force him to attend the meetings, every week.
34. Ask him if he actually drinks out of the toilet
35. Refuse to believe him when he says no.
36. Ask him if Edward dazzles him.
37. When he says no, use his (ANNOYING) catch phrase. "Sure, Sure." Just to piss him off.
38. Ask him if he knows the only thing worse than imprinting on a two year old. When he asks, tell him ‘imprinting on a two day old girl, that just so happens to be your arch enemy’s vampire/human child’. (Breaking dawn SPOILER.)
39. While he’s sleeping put ketchup packets all around his bed, making it impossible to get out of bed.
40. Laugh at him when he tries anyway.

My Versions of the Twilight cast for my storys

ALL

Edward - http:///en/dunhill-london/images//img-henry.jpg

Bella - http:///pics/lb/tropfest_film_festival_220209/emily_browning_2304412.jpg

Alice - http:///08blog/awesomelist/0516n_rachaelleighcook.jpg

Jasper - http:///tumblr_ks7ng7i9vo1qzo81mo1_400.jpg

Rose - http:///upload/2007_01_20_343453.jpg

Emmett - http:///wp-content/uploads/2009/11/jake-gyllenhaal-1207-lg1.jpg

Collide

Caitlin - http:///files/Natalie_Portman.jpg

Mike - http:///2009/02/heath_ledger.jpg

Eric - http:///2008/10/jonathan-ross1.jpg

Pictures from- Mr. Banner?

Bella's skirt- http:///shopping/index.php?main_page=popup_image&pID=446&zenid=b13aaca17083502541fe9a5a164d9538

Bella's shirt- http:///img166/9858/img6631bi3.jpg

Pictures from- Beauty and the Nerd

Bella's hair- http:///wp-content/uploads/2008/02/eva-mendes-in-rehab.jpg

Bella's skirt- http:///images/unbranded/c/unbranded-corduroy-pleated-mini-skirt-black-12.jpg

Bella's shirt- http:///shop.php?c=blue&n=1036682&i=B000YDXCFI&x=Seductive_Trendy_Stretch_Tube_Top_with_Chic_Ribbon_Belt_from_Hot_Fash_Tops_PRECIOUS_Royal_Blue

Bella's shoes- (Imagine in blue) http:///products2.cfm/id/22169/item/TAM--by-GO20MAX

Bella's dress for date- (Imagine instead of yellow, orange) http:///ginamini.html

Bella's dress for dance- http:///6238.html

Rose's dress for dance- http:///dresses92806r.html

Alice's dress for dance- http:///dresses8849.html

Lauren's dress for dance- http:///894021.html

Bella's Quadruple Date Dress- (In the green colour) http:///faviana6000.html

Bella's Hair- (Brown instead of black hair and the first picture)- http:///-sexy(percent.sign)20hair

Alice's Quadruple Date Dress- http:///10628.html

Alice's Hair- http:///celebs/photos06/rachael_leigh_cook.jpg

Rose's Quadruple Date Dress- http:///files/users/0/3987/26_2007/rihanna.jpg

Rose's Hair- http:///hjimages/images/qhs1380/hji/medium/2006-wavy-blonde.jpg

Lauren's Quadruple Date Dress- http:///2457bs.html

Lauren's hair- http:///hjimages/images/qhs602/hji/medium/2006-long-blonde.jpg

Pictures from Which?

Edward's usual- http:///76479661/688090

Heathcliff's usual- http:///radioassets/photos/2007/3/2/16333_2.jpg

Heathcliff's glasses- http:///is/image/eLuxury/RB_11581795_red_h_pu?largeThumb

Heathcliff's trilby- http:///images/medium/products/bailey_charcoal_corduroy_trilby_MED.jpg

Callum's usual- (The guy on the far left) http:///media/rm1490065664/ch0014646 Emmett's usual-

Jacob's usual- http:///wikipedia/commons/6/61/Chris-Martin-BBC-live.jpg

Emmett's usual- http:///_sx1W1eHeLcQ/R72sfzeyGFI/AAAAAAAABGc/nkvwUbWuwtg/s1600-h/kellen+lutz.jpg