WHO? Welcome to the profile of the foul-mouthed, amoral, cinephilic crackpot called Anja Kidd. I like puppies, skittles, cocktails, and the movie Cocktail, but not in that order. I am a writer and musician who calls Alaska my home, and as one might imagine this requires me to be a distinctly disturbed individual.

WHY, GOD, WHY! I write to punish you for your sins! Sometimes I'll publish something, but later think better of myself and delete it. Sometimes I won't delete it because I forget to care about it. That is the inglorious tale of how all my horrible fics began.

I SHOULD KILL YOU. I wouldn't blame you. If there's anything that I've written, said, done, or outright shat on, you have the right to complain about it in a PM. I only request that you title that PM: "Shit MFJ Couldn't Give A Fuck About Even If Strapped To A Fuck-Giving Machine." Now, if you happen to feel the opposite way about me, feel free creep as you please. I might even enjoy a little creeping now and then. However, if you creep too much, and feel yourself starting to become confused and/or aroused, I want you to remember that this is a natural reaction to me. Sometimes, when I look at myself in the mirror, or think about how great I am, I feel myself becoming confused and/or aroused too.

ANY NEWS? It turns out that MFJ is a human, despite popular theories, so don't go around pissing yourselves in excitement for the latest-greatest - your britches will thank ya. I am currently focusing on my book, Morpheus, and the Chosen of Eilistraee which is a fic I definitely shouldn't have started writing and now have the inability to stop. Those three are my top priorities, and I just don't have the time anything more.

AT THIS POINT, SOME OF YOU might be saying to yourself, "hey, hey, MFJ. Hey. Mandrake." Which is an odd thing to say to yourself, but you might go on to say, "hey MFJ, why don't you get off that goddamn funny juice and update? It's been months, you lazy fuck!" To this, I must say: hey. Hey. Don't knock the funny juice, 'kay? You're upset. I get it. I've got other shit to do. Fun to be had, sleep to sleep, drinks to drink, drugs to take. Yanno.

AND NOW, FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT: I post on Archiveofourown under this same pseud, or 'anjak'. I may end up cross-posting some of my fics, should I continue them (namely Morpheus, my parodies). Since FF won't allow me to link to them, you may find me under my name Anja Kidd (anjainklebert) @ Inkitt, Wattpad, anjahassomestuff @ wordpress, and under my name Anja Kidd on Allpoetry if you're into emo poetry and shit. I am in the process publishing my first full-length fictional novel. If you would like to support my (bad) writing habit, please check it out and leave me a review on Inkitt, Wattpad, or Ao3. It's called The Black Book, and unlike most of my other fics, I will be finishing it.

THE BEST QUOTE.
“Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit.” –Oscar Wilde