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Joined 01-21-07, id: 1203806, Profile Updated: 09-11-19
Author has written 18 stories for Neverwinter Nights, Baldur's Gate, Elder Scroll series, and Stardew Valley.

Waves*

Waves both arms like a crazy person*

Hey! Anyone out there? *taps on computer screen*

Ahem. Now I feel dumb.

So, at least for now, I seem to be back in the fanfic world. Am currently finishing (after a TEN YEAR break) Heart of Night. It's looking like it will take about 30 chapters. All but the last half dozen are ready for consumption, so yeah. Should finally finish. Whoa. I'm looking ahead to my next project. Finish another old fic or start a new one? I get moral satisfaction from finishing an old story but it would feel even better if I knew anyone actually wanted to read one.

So if you've made it to my profile, maybe you have an opinion? Feel free to PM me on what you'd like. Here's some potential options:

As It Could Have Been--not sure why I got bogged down, but honestly, is anyone reading NWN stories? Seems to me the people playing NWNEE are all on persistent worlds and don't really care about the OC. I'm not sure who is playing NWN2 anymore. *sad face*

Shared Soul 2--I have a bit of a plot and a few chapters roughed out but it's going to be pretty Anomen-centric and that makes me uneasy. You might be shocked to discover that a LOT of people don't care for my favorite cleric. LOL. I'm not sure anyone will be interested, to be honest. My skin's pretty tough but even I get discouraged when I get few hits and no reviews...

Winds of Change--my lonely Skyrim tale. I thought my plot was pretty neat but my writing pretty much sucked and I'm feeling a strong need for a truly major overhaul. So that's daunting.

Ultimately I'll write whatever I have a passion for...just haven't figured that out yet. Have fun out there and hope you find some good reads!

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Windwalker, Part 3: Zephyrus by Teutonic Titwillow reviews
Undrentide has fallen. Rebecca Blumenthal has turned her back on her old life and embraced her new life as a vagabond priestess of Shaundakul and bad-tempered do-gooder. But, as shadows pool in Waterdeep's streets, she finds out that you can never really escape your own past - and that while she may be done with heroism, heroism isn't done with her. (HotU with...twists.)
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 395,753 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/2/2017 - Published: 8/16/2016 - Deekin S., Nathyrra, Valen S., OC
King of Shadows, Queen of Light by Rhia474 reviews
NWN2,OC,with some liberties taken with the storyline and backgrounds. Eventual KC x Casavir. Feedback is very much appreciated. Chapter One starts out right after Old Owl Well.
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 410,610 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/16/2014 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Kalach-Cha/Knight Captain, Casavir
Victory at Ostagar by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
When Bryce Cousland's little spitfire scaled the Tower of Ishal and lit the beacon at the critical moment, King Cailan won a mighty victory against the darkspawn. The Blight, however was far from over. All other origins included, plus Hawke and his companions. Cousland/Loghain, Morrigan/Anders, Surana/Zevran, Fergus/Anora, and more. Half a million hits and still going.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 128 - Words: 1,173,512 - Reviews: 5274 - Favs: 1,604 - Follows: 1,021 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Cousland - Complete
All Roads Lead to Denerim by Sparrow Nightrunner reviews
All Origins may be true, but that doesn't mean it'll be easy to take out that pesky archdemon. Between a xenophobic Dalish, a reformed playboy, a mage prodigy with a bad temper, and others, getting through the Blight without strangling one another (or Alistair, for that matter) will be hard enough.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 156 - Words: 398,192 - Reviews: 1261 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Complete
The Keening Blade by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
She hesitated-"Mostly, I couldn't kill you, knowing that I cheated. At the Landsmeet. Our duel." There was a heavy silence. Loghain said slowly, "You do realize that I am holding a naked sword at this very moment?" M for sound reasons.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 427,041 - Reviews: 1528 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Cousland, Loghain M. T.
The Crooked Way by Metrophor reviews
She should have listened when Mercer told her he'd break into her house the next time around. Skyrim; sequel to 'The Dovahkiin Always Rings Twice'.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,054 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Mercer Frey - Complete
Second Choices, Second Chances by Finduilas88 reviews
Post TOB, the Bhaalspawn chose mortality to stay with her beloved, but her 'happily ever after' didn't work out quite as planned. Will she take another chance on love?
Baldur's Gate - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 131,089 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Complete
The Phoenix Hope by HyacinthMacaw reviews
My post NWN2 epilogue. Just when Knight Captain Lianna thinks some peace and quiet is in order, she and her friends find that some of the hardest battles come during peace. New: Ch 24, 'Heart of Darkness'. Feedback is always appreciated!
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 176,388 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 7/9/2007
A Small World by arabellaesque reviews
When Embarl was given the chance to hand over his dagger and flee Athkatla, he did so without a second thought. What he didn't expect was to find unlikely allies in his travels, who all have had their own dealings with his mysterious saviours
Baldur's Gate - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,300 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 9/24/2006
Breaching the Screen: Vol 1 by Capt. Incredible reviews
Finished! A series of short, humorous stories that throw a bit of reality into the Baldur's Gate 2 Universe. A second volume pending, should enough good ideas arise or be contributed...
Baldur's Gate - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,819 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/7/2007 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete
The Smell of Destiny by DarthAmmonite reviews
NWN2 In which Sand, quite by accident, succeeds where the Traveling Ranger & Paladin Show has failed, and destiny is revealed to smell like iron and gingerbread. Sarcasm! Drama! Romance! More sarcasm!
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,938 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 2/15/2007 - Published: 1/1/2007
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Heart of Night reviews
NWN1 HotU. When Waterdeep is attacked by drow, Eilistraee, the Dark Maiden, calls a reluctant hero to the city's aid. Solaufein thought he'd left the dangers and treachery of the Underdark behind. It's going to take faith, friends and luck to survive! (I'm back to work after a looooong hiatus!)
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 73,457 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/22/2019 - Published: 11/29/2009
As It Could Have Been reviews
Did you find the Casavir romance somewhat...lacking? Who didn't? Casavir is drawn to West harbor hick Lilian Farlong and maybe, just maybe, there will be romance before the end of the realms...
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,626 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/4/2017 - Published: 8/9/2017
Wayward Acres reviews
Cathy had never even seen a parsnip and now she had to grow one. How hard could it be? If she'd survived corporate politics, surely she could handle endless chores, gluttonous wildlife and outdoor plumbing. But could she handle the strangeness in the forest?
Stardew Valley - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/30/2017 - Wizard
Winds of Change reviews
A disastrous war, a repressive peace, a civil uprising, and now, dragons? Skyrim's need for a hero has never been greater. Many Nords yearn for greatness but none more than Thorald Gray-Mane, son of Skyrim's most famous smith. Will it take more than Skyforge steel to face the challenges ahead? And how will he appease the worst-tempered smith in all Skyrim? Thorald x Grelka
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 84,265 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 7/29/2014
A Contest of Skill reviews
NWN2 OC. Shandra, having had more than enough of Bishop’s attitude, issues a challenge—stakes to be determined... This is one contest she doesn’t want to lose!
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,198 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 9/20/2008
Shared Soul reviews
BG2 TOB. If Keeta had known the implications of sharing her soul with her fearsome brother Sarevok, would she have dared? PC x Sarevok. Completely revised and finally completed after long hiatus.
Baldur's Gate - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 169,920 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Complete
A Stolen Fate reviews
NWN2 OC. Like a shattered blade, can a shattered life ever truly be mended? Or must one recreate one's self with the shards from the past? This is Carona's journey to recover, or discover her fate.
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 61,371 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 11/27/2007
Chaos and Entropy reviews
Hired to rescue a kidnapped tiefling bard, our roguish heroine discovers the situation isn't quite what it seems. Rated M for language and sex! Now complete!
Baldur's Gate - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,955 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Complete
Romancing the Bhaalspawn reviews
BG2. If I’m the only one who loads up a fistful of romance mods and plays them all at the same time, I don’t want to know! But really, haven’t you ever wondered what it would be like to be so…popular? Another silly one-shot.
Baldur's Gate - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,806 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Complete
Nature Strikes reviews
Will Edwina find a way to turn an unfortunate curse to her, ahem, his advantage? A silly one-shot.
Baldur's Gate - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Complete
The Knight and the Warlock reviews
NWN2 OC. Jess has dedicated her life to becoming an eldritch knight. As the time approaches to face the King of Shadows, she wonders what exactly she has missed... Another of my 'unusual pairings', mwahaha! Now complete and revised.
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,492 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Complete
A Fishing Lesson reviews
NWN2 MotB: A drowsy afternoon, a quiet stream, a fishing pole and a congenial companion...what else could a girl want? And yes, this is another of my unusual pairings!
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Complete
Kiss of Blood reviews
BG2 SOA. A bard learns much of cruelty and the nature of his own divine curse in Irenicus' dungeon. Will he be dragged down into the mage's dark dreams of power and vengeance? Rated M for adult situations and gore.
Baldur's Gate - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,347 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 5/31/2007
Dance in Darkness reviews
NWN2 OC. Karlas, an aspiring thief in search of adventure, scrapes the mud of West Harbor off his boots. Contains slash.
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,351 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/21/2007 - Published: 7/2/2007
A Burning Question reviews
NWN2 OC. Bishop: is he a hot lover or is it all hot air? Three ladies want to know...
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Complete
The Sage reviews
NWN2 OC...could there be a little romance stirring in the Crossroad Keep library?
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Complete
The Untaming of Casavir reviews
NWN2 OC. The Knight Captain is forced to take extreme measures to get Casavir's attention...
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,055 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Complete
Hammer of Tyr reviews
NWN2 OC Why did Lorne Starling leave West Harbor and join the Luskans? Romance, adult situations.
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,834 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Complete
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