Funny af.

Oh god, my ribs, at 3 AM.

...Let's put a bayonet on the Thanix cannon.

Joker is a fan of Megadeth... HELL YEAH

I couldn't stop giggling. I really love reading stuff like this because You could definitely see joker doing that stuff.

LOL! Awesome, laughed like crazy :D :D

Given Joker's personality and the cheesiness of his actions in general, he might not qualify to be the king or queen of cheese, but the knave of cheese? Definitely.

Also: shpadoinkle. That is all.

You should not drink three quarts of blue food coloring before a urine test.

Nor should you drink three quarts of red food coloring and scream during said test.

oh god i think i did a joker (citadel dlc shepard CANT dance) laugh there...

and now i so want to do both...

as for the last part, i can live with the fish but insulting hamsters hit too close too home for mah guinea pigs...

nonetheless HI FUCKING LARIOUS.

On the Gozer one its should be modified like this.

- Gozer does not dwell in Gardener's refrigerator (We think.)

"Aussie Miranda" From there, there was nothing tht could make this NOT funny.

Well played sir, well played.

lol XD

OMG. I laughed so hard through this whole thing. I'm not sure how Joker pulled some of those items off, but I would love to hear stories regarding how it was done. Perhaps there could be spin-off stories on some of your favorite items from the list? (And I get the distinct impression I know who wrote the last rule.) Thanks for an awesome bedtime story!

This made me laugh, good stuff.

OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS!

oh dear mother of god, my belly hurts from laughing. I'm so glad I followed jaerwolfe's suggestion to check this out - priceless :D