Stupid and Stupider: Revenge of the Idiots

By Serena Sache Kenobi

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It was a time of war in the galaxy. General Obi-Wan Kenobi and Commander Anakin Skyflopper were sent on an important mission by the Jedi Council. They were trying to get onto General Fleavous's ship, the Visible Finger, to rescue the elderly Chancellor Scalpatine from the ruthless Count Frootloop.

Anakin and Obi-Wan, right now, were in their starfighters in the midst of a large battle, arguing about which ship was exactly Fleavous's flagship.

"It's that one!" Obi-Wan cried, veering sharply to the left, narrowly missing an oncoming X-wing.

"No, it's that one!" Anakin argued, flipping over and dropping to the right.

"How can you tell?" Obi-Wan shouted back, dodging droids. "The Visible Finger is black! Any sane and knowledgeable Jedi would know that, of course!"

"Well from my point of view, it's grey!" Anakin retorted, suddenly firing on a nearby grey ship. Unfortunately, is was one that was on his own side. He giggled maniacally when it blew to smithereens.

"Well then you are lost!" Obi-Wan screamed angrily, and pushed the button that blew up the black ship right in front of him. That ship was also on their side, but he didn't know that, being the stupid person that he was. "This is getting us nowhere," he continued with Forced calmness. (Yes, he did use the Force to calm himself down, it was a play on words)

Anakin nodded curtly. "I agree, bad idea," he replied. "I'm going in."

Obi-Wan was confused. "What? Where exactly are you going into?" he asked.

"Use your feelings, and find him you will!" Anakin shouted randomly.

Obi-Wan stared. "Ohhhkayy then!" he said, "I'm not gonna ask what that meant."

"Good," Anakin replied. He had a very bad habit of shouting random things out, blowing up ships for no good reason, and using the Force at unneeded (and unwanted) times. "Hey Buzz!" he suddenly shrieked, causing Obi-Wan to bang his head on his cockpit ceiling.

"In the name of!" Obi-Wan yelled, furious. "What's gotten into you, Anakin!"

Anakin pursed his lips together. "Uh-hum, food, food, and... more food!" he replied brightly. "But that's not he point. I was just saying hi to Buzz!"

"Who's Buzz?" Obi-Wan inquired, raising his eyebrows.

"Mr. Buzz droid over there," Anakin stated matter-of-factly. He then zoomed in front of another ship and blew it up. "You're not the boss of me now, you're not the boss of me now," he sang, rather off-key, "You're not the boss of meee now and you're nooot sooo biiig... life is unfaaaiiiirr!"

Obi-Wan groaned. "What did I do to deserve this?" He asked himself, throwing a huge pity-party.

"THERRRRE IT IS!" Anakin yelled, pointing to the Visible Finger. "I found it before yoouuuu did, I found it before youu did!" he chanted.

Obi-Wan growled, very annoyed. "Blast! This is why I hate flying!" he roared, pushing the accelerator button. "Let's get a move on and blow this pop stand! Move in, move in!" he ordered.

"But why can't I just blow it up?" whined Anakin.

"We're trying to resuce the Chancellor, not blow him into oblivion!" Obi-Wan reminded him angrily.

Anakin felt stupid. But then, he was stupid, so I guess that's only natural for him to feel stupid. "Oh. Right then," he tittered, embarrassed. "Neeevermiiind."

The two starfighters sped towards the ship, picking up speed.

"TO INFINITY AND BEEYOND!" Obi-Wan shouted in a deeper voice, putting his hands in front of him.

Anakin rolled his eyes. "Stupid Jedi Master," he muttered. "Yo, 'Bi-Wannie," he spoke up punkishly, "whein d'ya think we shoul' be deactivatin' dose shields? They're still up, ya know."

Obi-Wan felt stupid. That was only natural, of course. "Um... right, well, why don't you blow up the shields and be done with it?" he said, trying to blame Anakin for his failure.

"I'd luuuve to, mastah," Anakin drawled, and carelessly blew up a quarter of the ship. The only downside was that the doors to the hangar bay were closing quite quickly.

"We're gonna die!" Obi-Wan shrieked, panicking as he saw the doors closing upon him.

Anakin was miffed that his old master didn't think that he could do anything about it. "Not if anything to say about it, I have," he retorted, and blew up the doors.

"Don't steal Yoda's lines!" Obi-Wan yelled in pure rage.

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