Hey there! My name's John, I'm twenty five years old, and for thirteen years, I obsessively wrote awful South Park fanfiction for some bizarre, stupid reason. I don't write fanfiction anymore, especially for South Park, and have changed a lot as a person since my time in fandom. I apologize for the offensive content contained in my older works, when I was a dumb high school student. There is a chance one or two more things may show up here on an odd day in the future, but consider me retired and no longer active anywhere South Park fans may look.

If you enjoy "A Marsh Family Thanksgiving" or "Written in the Stars", those fics were written mostly by friend @NoseBridgePinch and I would highly recommend her work.

I've drawn all of my own story covers here using Microsoft Paint, traced from official SP images or drawn myself from scratch, except for 'Written in the Stars' which is by the wonderful @AnonPaul on DeviantArt, and "Real", which is currently a screenshot from the show.

I still try to keep up with my inbox despite my lack of recent published activity, but these days I check in maybe once a month, so I apologize in advance.