You have entered the lair of Kalika Barlow, Horror authoress extraordinaire...

Okay, maybe the dramatics are unneccesary, whatever. I like them. I enjoy drama. So shove it xP

Right, I've been a fanfiction writer for about...hmmm...four or five years now. I started on the now caput website, , after being pestered by the constant adverstisements that followed me through my internet browsing.

Seriously, fucking hate those ads. Grrr.

I'm a horror movie loyalist, especially to the SAW triology. LOL, "It's not a triology! It's a SAWga". Not my quote. If it's yours, please don't eat my brains. I need those. I enjoy classic cult movies, horror/slasher/thrillers, DECENT action flicks and the occasional comedy.

I am a dedicated supporter of anything CRACK related. For the slower of you, I don't mean the highly freaking illegal drug. I mean pairing wise. The less a ship makes sense the better! Just as long as it's not MxM, because there is no explanation for those. At all. I'm not a yaoi fangirl. The moment I see two males that hate each other in a anime/movie/tv show I do NOT think that they're secretly screwing each other offscreen.

I'm solely a digital artist with little to no talent with the pencil...or pen, whatever floats your boat...and an avid user of Photoshop CS4. I also enjoy creating macabre style sculptures...like the one of a human head with a candle through the skull that sits on my desk and scares away annoying family members xD I'm a caffeine/coffee/energy drink addict and have been for most of my high school years, a self-confessed realist (even though everybody else thinks I'm a cynicist, damn them) and overall total psycho. No, not really. Or am I? Browse through my makeshift library and decide for yourself!

Sincerly,

- K.B