Final Fantasy VII: Bloopers Chapter 21: Results Are In!, a final fantasy vii fanfic

Final Fantasy VII: Bloopers

Intro: Half of you are probably scratching your heads, wondering why there's an update when it's supposed to be 'Complete,' right? Well, that's because...THE RESULTS ARE IN! You guys voted (well, some of you) and my friends here voted, and now these are the results! Croos your fingers and hope that whatever you picked won!

Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHING! Keep your lawyers leashed.

Epilogue-ish Thing
Results Are In!

Favorite Character: Zack

-Scene at End of AC-

"Mother?" Cloud asked, his eyes closed as Aerith withdrew her hand.

"Again? Why does everyone keep calling me their mother lately?" Aerith questioned.

"You have…PHENOMINAL COSMIC POWERS! Itty bitty living space!"

Tetsuya: CUT!

Take 2

"Mother?" Cloud asked, his eyes closed as Aerith withdrew her hand.

"Again? Why does everyone keep calling me—"

"A WHOLE NEW WORLD! A DAZZLING PLACE I NEVER KNEW! BUT WHEN I'M WAY UP HERE--Sorry…" Zack bowed his head.

Take 3

"Mother?" Cloud asked, his eyes closed as Aerith withdrew her hand.

"Again? Why does everyone keep calling me—"

"A WHOLE NEW WORLD! A DAZZLING PLACE I NEVER KNEW! BUT WHEN I'M WAY UP HERE—"

"More like, but when I'm way off-key…" Aerith mumbled.

Zack looked at her. "What was that?"

"Nothing…"

Take 4

"Mother?" Cloud asked, his eyes closed as Aerith withdrew her hand.

"Again? Why does everyone keep calling me—"

"A WHOLE NEW WORLD! A DAZZLING PLACE I NEVER KNEW! BUT WHEN I'M WAAAAAAY--OW!" Zack rubbed his head where Aerith smacked him with Princess Guard. "HEY!"

Favorite Quirk: Zack and Reno saying 'Yo'

-From AC Birthday Bash-

"DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION EXTREME TWO! SWEET!"

"Let's try it out!"

"OK!" But as she ripped open the packaging, she discovered something very wrong. "Th-this isn't DDR! It's Karaoke Revolution!"

"What? Stupid store people…" BlueFox grumbled.

"Well, we can try it out anyway…"

AC popped the game in and started singing. Everyone screamed "AHHH!" and clapped they're hands over their ears. All the windows in the house broke.

"What a piece of shit."

"Yo. Yo yo-yo yoooo yoi yaoi yo," Zack said. (Translation: I want to sing. And this game isn't horrible you're just a horrible singer.) Then he started singing. It sounded so good, all the windows repaired themselves!

"Well, that doesn't defy all the laws of physics," Zell said disbelievingly.

"I will survive! I will sur-vive!" Zack sang, for once not in "yo" speech. A giant disco ball appeared, then fell down on top of Leon.

"I AM NOT OKAY!" Leon yelled, slightly muffled. Then AC's shock collar started going wild…Oh well!

Favorite Disc 1 Blooper:

Scene With Aerith and Cloud in the Flower Place in AC

"You came," Aerith spoke, and the camera panned out to show the two back to back. "Even though you're about to break. Hm?" She placed her hand comfortingly on Cloud's covered arm. "That's a good sign." She paused. "So, why did you come?"

Tetsuya: It's going good…

"I think…I want to be forgiven. M-more than anything."

Camera shows front of Aerith…err…her chest. "By who?"

Before Cloud could turn, off-screen, Reno is heard.

"CLEAVAGE!!"

Tetsuya: Dangit! Cut!

Favorite Disc 2 Blooper:

Vincent's Gun

Vincent reached into his holster to pull out his Death Penalty. Except, what he encountered was something squishy and smelled horrible. Tifa and Cloud looked at him as he pulled out his gloved hand and stared at it.

"I HATE BANANAS!" he roared, before spontaneously turning into Hellmasker. Unable to control himself, he locked onto the next yellow thing he saw: Cloud's hair.

"PERISH!" He started up the chainsaw and chased after Cloud.

"MOMMY!!"

Favorite Disc 3 Blooper:

Scene With Him and Jenova

"I am here. I am here now, Mother. OW!" Sephiroth rubbed his throbbing head as the hanging microphone innocently bounced beside him.

Take 2

"Why? Why did you kill all the townspeople?" Zack demanded.

"THE BRITISH ARE COMING! THE BRITISH ARE COMING!"

"What the—?"

Take 3

"I am OW! Here BEEP now OW GODDAMN MICROPHONE!" Sephiroth reached up and ripped it from the ceiling before chucking at Zack, who hit it like a baseball with the Buster Sword.

HOME RUN!!

(This one was unanimous, I believe. )

Favorite Disc 4 Blooper:

Scene in Crisis Core w/ Genesis Unfurling his Wing

Genesis' wing shot out, a few feathers coming loose and floating down, making it look all cool-like. He glanced back at Zack and grinned.

But then Cloud walked on screen. "Zack, Aerith says you forgot your Buster in her…" He trailed off, staring at Genesis. "Holy Mother of God, what kinda guy wears pink? It's so girly!"

"Yeah it is!" Zack agreed. "LOL!"

"LOL!" Cloud answered, and they high-fived like retarded teenagers…which they kinda were at the time.

Favorite Disc Opening: Disc 1

-Cloud's Villa, Costa del Sol-

Cloud, Sephiroth, Tifa, Aerith, and Vincent were all sitting in Cloud's living room, doing nothing at all.

"I'm bored." (C)

"Me two." (S)

"Me three." (A)

"Me three. Four—whatever." (V)

"Hi bored people! My name's Tifa!"

"Shut up, victim." (S)

"Hey, Aerith's a victim, too!"

Aerith sighed and looked at Tifa. "Really? Oh gosh, I never knew that…"

"Really?" Tifa questioned, brown eyes wide in shock.

"That was sarcasm, Tifa…" Cloud said as he tried to balance a water bottle on his forehead.

Tifa shrugged and started to drink her soda again. Vincent got up and went to the kitchen for no particular reason. Sephiroth knocked over the water bottle on Cloud's forehead out of extreme boredom. Cloud didn't care and pretended he was still balancing the bottle. Aerith was reading a book called "Ending Extreme Boredom for Dummies."

"This book sucks. All it says is to do something. What a piece of shi-"

"We can't do anything since there's nothing we can do," Vincent informed the Ancient as he came back and sat on the sofa next to Sephiroth.

DING-DONG

"Saved by the bell!" Tifa said as she ran to the door to answer it.

"I'll get it!" Cloud said as he harshly pushed Tifa to the side. He opened the door. "Oh, it's just the mailman… Wait a minute—ZACK? YOU'RE A…A MAILMAN?"

That caused everyone in the living room to laugh.

"That's right. I'm a mercenary, and I do any job, no matter how little or big, for any amount of gil. Remember?" Zack explained while ruffling Cloud's hair like he used to do in the old days.

"How much stuff do you want him to remember?" Sephiroth said as he unsuccessfully caught a piece of popcorn in his mouth from the air.

"Hey, shut u—SEPH!" Zack yelled and grinned before charging to his best friend.

Vincent sighed. "Just give us the mail…"

"Yeah, I'll read anything but this book…" Aerith said.

Zack smiled at his friends, shrugged, and pulled out a letter and handed it to Aerith.

"Hey, it's from Tetsuya!" Aerith smiled her trademark smile as everyone, including Zack and the injured Tifa, looked at the letter.

"I hope this DVD will bring you guys many laughs and many smiles. We had a great time creating this Pandora's Box of gaming and hope that this DVD will keep those memories in your hearts. Love, Tetsuya," Aerith read.

"When did he get so soft? Killing everyone off like that…" Zack mumbled as Sephiroth, Cloud, and Vincent shrugged.

"What's the DVD label read?" Tifa asked.

Aerith took out the covered DVD and everyone looked at the label.

"Final Fantasy Seven," read Cloud.

"Advent Children," read Sephiroth.

"Crisis Core," read Zack.

Aerith, Tifa, and Vincent together read the last part.

The forbidden word…

The eight letters that will bring chaos to Gaia…

"Bloopers," Vincent and Aerith correctly said, whereas Tifa pronounced it "Blopers".

Everyone looked at each other and said, "Oh hell no." Even Aerith!!

Everyone in the living room froze, and Aerith dropped the DVD to the floor.

Vincent shrugged. "Let's watch," he said.

Everyone shot a glare at the gunman, but then he asked, "Do you have anything else better to do?" He raised an eyebrow and crossed his arms, waiting for an answer.

Sephiroth sighed. "He's got a point. Unfortunately…"

Tifa then said, "Let's watch it! Tetsuya never said we'd get mad."

Aerith sighed. "Yet another point—"

"Too late! It's starting," Cloud said as he high-fived Zack.

"NOOOOOOOO!" the others yelled.

Fav OC: Elybeth

Let's see how Cloud, Tifa, and Black Samurai are faring—

"Did not!"

"Did too!"

"Did not!"

"Did too!"

"Tifa!" Elybeth called, running over, trying not to glare and to appear sweet. "Are those boobs real?"

"What the- Yes, yes they are!"

"No they aren't, cause when Loz picked you up by your vest in AC, you didn't have boobs!"

That is true. Very very true.

"They are too real!" Tifa stomped up to Elybeth.

"Eww! Tifa, get your fake silicon boobs out of my way!" Elybeth squealed.

"They're real!"

"Are not!"

"Are too!"

"Are not!"

"Are too!"

"WHERE THE HELL'S CLOUD?" Black Samurai rudely cut in.

The blond ex-SOLDIER was long gone, thanks to Milani and Seifer.

(This was unanimous, too. )

Favorite Non-Blooper Chapter: AC Birthday Bash

-Near the End-

"Man, I have to go to the bathroom," Genesis said.

"Well then, GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!" Leon yelled.

"Don't open presents without me!" he called over his shoulder as he ran down the hall.

No one noticed when AC disappeared into the kitchen…

"You know, I can't believe Seph didn't think I'd do this when he gave it to me…" AC muttered to herself. She took her Hello Kitty Waffle iron, inserted the head of her Genesis voodoo doll, pressed down and turned it on. "Hehe…"

Five minutes later:

Genesis (finally) emerged from the bathroom, and said, "I hope Armageddon didn't open any presents without me…" Then he noticed everyone was staring at him. "What?"

"Your…head…HAHAHAHAHA!" For his head was now in a clear 'Hello Kitty' shape.

"ACK! BEEEEEEEEEP!" he screamed, feeling his head.

"Whoa…These things actually work!" AC exclaimed, staring at her voodoo doll.

"YO!" Zack said. (translation: Duh!)

(This was unanimous, too XD)

Favorite Audience: Cloud, Sephiroth, Tifa, Aerith, Vincent and Zack

-IN VILLA-

Zack buries his face as Aerith tries to soothe him. Some scene, eh? "And…and the worst part is—THEY NEVER GAVE ME THE QUARTER!"

Tifa and Sephiroth smile sheepishly as Aerith glares at them.

"I couldn't give it to him," Tifa said. "It was just so… so shiny."

Favorite Top Ten Countdown: Hey, Zacky, He's So Fine…

Number 1 Zack Blooper: Scene With Genesis on Junon Canon

"Your desire, the Goddess's Gift shall foster a life. Your story shall be told, your sacrifice and the world's end. Like the wind that blows over the secret water surface, gently and certainl-AAAAAAHHHHHHH!" Zack had crept up behind him and shoved him down into the water.

drakan101 and BlueFox ran on screen, shoving Zack into the water, both screaming, "NOOOO! GENNY!"

Take 2

"Your desire, the Goddess's Gift shall foster a life. Your story shall be told, your sacrifice and the world's end. Like the wind that blows over the secret water surface, gently and certainly." After a few seconds, he turned to leave, only to come face to face with Zack. "AUGH! Zack, what the hell?"

"Just wondering what you were doing up here, that's all." Then Zack smiled. "What're you afraid of?"

Genesis raised an eyebrow. "Nothing, actually." Zack poked him then pushed down at the water, then at the gagged and tied drakan101 and BlueFox off-screen.

"They can't help you, so you might want to tell me."

So, Genesis did the best thing he could do: he lied. "Uh…your spikey hair?"

Zack's eyes flared. "Well, at least I don't wear pink!"

Genesis gasped. "I'm hurt!"

Tetsuya: CUT!

Best Caught! Moment: Tseng, Aerith, and Zack

Victims Twelve, Thirteen, and Fourteen: Zack, Aerith, and Tseng
(Idea thought up by Sora67)

Suddenly, Reno dodged around the corner just as Zack made to leave. "Well, guys, I've gotta go and help Aerith and Tseng get the food ready for the 21st Final Fantasy birthday celebration thing."

"You have fun," Red parted.

Reno turned the camera to himself. "Little does Tetsuya know that Zack and Tseng both suck at cooking, and Aerith is PMSing badly. Ooh, let's follow Zack and see what mayhem unfolds!" He snickered and followed Zack, who eventually met up with Tseng and Aerith, and they departed for the second floor kitchen.

"Where's that stupid recipe book?" Aerith shouted, banging pots and pans onto the counter. She had suddenly been struck with a rather painful attack of cramps, which had made her bad mood worsen.

"I have it," Tseng sighed, waving it in the air for her to see.

"Well, hand it over then!" she snapped. Tseng did so.

"Now what the heck are we supposed to cook…?" Aerith muttered, thumbing through the pages.

"We should make some pie," Zack said, opening up the bag of flour and sniffing it suspiciously. He was unusually paranoid that day—we personally believe it had something to do with how evil Aerith was being to him. Go figure.

"What?" Tseng asked, his nose scrunching as if he just smelled something bad. "Hell no! Pie sucks! We'll make cake."

"Cake is crap! We're making pie!" snapped Zack.

"Cake!"

"Pie!"

"Cake!"

"Pie!"

"CAKE!"

"PIE!"

"CAKE, DAMMIT!"

Suddenly, both men turned to Aerith. They both smiled, their features pleasant; Aerith gulped.

"Aerith," Zack said, his voice smooth and velvety, causing the brunette to nearly visibly melt into a puddle of hormonal goo, "you're a smart woman—don't you think we should make some delicious pie instead of nasty, fattening cake? You like pie, don't you?"

"Of course she doesn't," Tseng said quickly before Aerith could answer. "Pie is filled with nothing but disgusting preservatives and nasty, crusty bread. It cannot possibly compare to the wonderful moistness of a well-prepared cake. Don't you agree, Aerith?" His voice became dangerously soft at the last bit.

Aerith broke out into sweat. 'Oh, such tough, tough choices,' Reno mouthed to the camera. 'On one hand, she had Zack, who is the sole reason she decides to come to work everyday. But on the other hand, she had Tseng, who was the most powerful of all the Turks (next to me of course). If she angered him by saying that pie was better, she might as well go out and dig her grave. But if she said that cake was better, she might as well kiss any chance of being with Zack again good-bye. Either way, it was a lose-lose situation.' He smirked and turned the camera to the trio.

Without any answer from the young flower girl, the two men turned to each other and began screaming again:

"CAKE!"

"PIE!"

"CAKE, YOU PANSY!"

"PIE, YOU EGOTISTICAL HAIRY APE!"

"CAKE!"

"PIE!"

"CAKE!"

"PIE!"

Over in the corner, Aerith sighed. When she had been asked her opinion, she did the only thing she thought would be possible—she kept her mouth shut. Fortunately, this worked. The two men had quickly lost patience and went back to their screaming match, which Aerith was extremely grateful of. She just hoped that they wouldn't call on her again—

"You know Aerith, you never answered our question."

Aerith let out a high-pitched squeak at the sound of Zack's voice. She stared at the two nobodies with wide, frightened eyes. "W-what?"

"You didn't answer our question," Tseng hissed scarily; his already narrow eyes were narrowed into almost slits. "Which do you think we should make? Wonderful, delicious cake—"

"—Or tasty, delectable pie?" Zack finished for the other man while they exchanged death glares.

Aerith wanted to cry. For the first time in her life, she wanted to just sit down and cry. And she blamed it all on her damn period. But just as suddenly as the feeling came, it vanished—and was immediately replaced with blind rage. 'That's mood swings for ya, yo,' Reno whispered off-screen.

"HOW DARE YOU!"

The two males blinked at the flower girl, stunned. Aerith stood before them, legs spread out sturdily, hands balled into fists on either side of her, and a murderous look on her face. Zack and Tseng did the only thing there was left to do—they cowered.

'And do you know why?' Reno whispered. 'I'll tell you:

"HOW DARE YOU PUT ALL THIS PRESSURE ON ME? DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M GOING THROUGH? THE LINING OF MY UTERUS IS GUSHING OUT OF MY VAGINA! THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE! MY TITS ARE SORE! I'M RIDING ON AN EMOTIONAL ROLLER COASTER! AND ALL YOU TWO IDIOTS CARE ABOUT IS YOUR STUPID PIE AND CAKE!"

The two men whimpered in fear.

"I'M CRAMPING AND I ACHE IN PLACES THAT I DIDN'T KNOW EXISTED! MY SKIN IS BREAKING OUT IN PATCHES! I'M TEN TIMES HORNIER THAN USUAL AND I WANT SOME CHOCOLATE RIGHT NOW GODDAMMIT!"

The enraged woman stood over the two men (who were now lying on the floor, huddling together in terror), breathing heavily, flushed an angry red hue. She was also sniffing heavily while desperately trying to stop the tears that were threatening to fall from her eyes. Dammit she didn't cry, not even during her period!

"Um, Aerith?" Zack spoke timidly, terrified that if he said the wrong thing, he would set her off again. "How about… how about we just make both cake and pie? And maybe make you some chocolate brownies…? Would you like that?"

Aerith sniffled and looked down at Zack with watery eyes and the anger slowly drained out of her body. "R-really? You mean it? Brownies?" She looked extremely hopeful.

"Of course," Zack said quickly, plastering a soothing smile onto his face. "Double fudge brownies with chocolate chips! And chocolate cake too!" (He didn't notice that Tseng brightened at this—the Wutainese man did have a strong passion for chocolate cake.)

Aerith sniffed again and gave the two men a watery smile. "Okay, then—let's go to the other kitchen and see what we can scrounge up!"

In the other Kitchen…

"OH MY GOD! IT MOVED! IT'S STILL ALIVE!"

"KILL IT! KILL IT!"

"EEEEEK! I JUST TOUCHED IT!"

"ARGH! GET IT OFF!

"HOLD STILL DAMMIT! I CAN'T SMACK IT IF YOU DON'T HOLD STILL!"

"OH DEAR LORD IN HEAVEN IT JUST BIT HER!"

"OKAY HOLD STILL—"

"OW GODDAMMIT!"

"I TOLD YOU TO HOLD STILL! AT LEAST IT'S OFF NOW—"

"AHHHHHHHHH! IT'S HEADING STRAIGHT TOWARDS ME!"

"I GOT IT—"

"NO YOU DON'T, YOU'LL JUST HIT HIM INSTEAD!"

(I'm surprised it wasn't Genesis!)

Best Montage: Simple & Clean

Simple and Clean
PlanitB Remix
By Utada Hikaru

"I'm not made of Phoenix Downs!" In the background, a certain silver haired General ran off, grinning at his sword covered in blood.

You're giving me too many things
Lately you're all I need
You smiled at me and said,

"…Sephiroth said to me…………head past the OH! WHO WANTS A BANANA!"

Don't get me wrong I love you
But does that mean I have to meet your father?
When we are older you'll understand
What I meant when I said "No,
I don't think life is quite that simple"

The enemy exploded and he was thrown into the air. Next thing he knew, he hit the floor head first before falling down to the Slums below.

When you walk away
You don't hear me say please
Oh baby, don't go
Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight
It's hard to let it go

"Augh!" Reno screamed. "It's Sephiroth! Rufus! Skip this part!"

"Can't skip…can…only…cringe at…corny…dialogue…"

The daily things that keep us all busy
Are confusing me
That's when you came to me and said,

"Ether, NOW!"

"I'm not made of Ethers! … Well, then again, I am, cause of the Lifestream and all… hey, Vincent! Guess what? I AM made out of Ethers!! … Vincent?" Vincent's claw was all you could see out of the huge snake's jaws. "Oh…"

Wish I could prove I love you
But does that mean I have to walk on water?
When we are older you'll understand
It's enough when I say so
And maybe some things are that simple

Bubbles floated up from the serene water outside the city. The party turned, looked, smelled, and splashed into the waters, out dead cold.

Hold me
Whatever lies beyond this morning
Is a little later on
Regardless of warnings the future doesn't scare me at all
Nothing's like before

He was pulled onto his chest as his heart beat its last. And then, he said, "Kiss me, Cloud. Kiss me."

Everyone: O.O

Hold me
Whatever lies beyond this morning
Is a little later on
Regardless of warnings the future doesn't scare me at all
Nothing's like before

"OH MY GAWD THAT THING IS HUGE!!"

Suddenly, an even larger shark came out of nowhere, and killed the hulking monster.

AVALANCHE: O.O

Tetsuya: O.O I'm scared… Uh I-I mean Cut.

Best Interview: Sephiroth

Tetsuya: What is your name?

"Sephiroth."

Tetsuya: Who are you trying out for?

"The General."

Tetsuya: How old are you?

Sephiroth's brow furrowed. "Let's see…if I was 32 in Final Fantasy VII, so you subtract 5 years…27?"

Tetsuya: Do you have a girlfriend?

Sephiroth glanced over quickly at Aerith. "Kinda sorta maybe?" He looked back at Tetsuya, who was giving him the 'arched brow'. "What?"

Tetsuya: Only in a million other fics… Moving on…What is your favorite food?

"Anything but Bleu Cheese filled Spaghetti noodles." He shuddered and turned slightly green.

"WHAT?" Jenova's voice boomed out around them. "YOU SAID YOU LOVED THAT, SON!"

"You aren't my mother, Mother!" Sephiroth argued. Everyone cowered in fear. After the argument, they continued.

Tetsuya: What was your most embarrassing moment?

Sephiroth was quiet for a moment before he spoke. "I don't have embarrassing moment because I'm Sephiroth!" All around them, everyone coughed.

Tetsuya: What is your biggest fear?

Sephiroth's eyes went wide. "FIRE! I-I mean, uh…"

Suddenly, there is a flash of blue and yellow as Cloud tackled him. "You're afraid of fire?" he demanded, blue eyes flashing angrily. "FIRE?! If you're so afraid of it, WHY pray tell, did you BURN DOWN my HOME?!"

"I didn't set fire to it! That was Axel! Then I was forced to walk in it!"

"You lie! And why didn't your hair ever get burnt?"

"I DON'T KNOW!"

Tetsuya: (growling as he turns in his seat) For the last time, Axel, NO YOU CANNOT BE SEPHIROTH!

Axel runs off to the KH set, crying as Sephiroth manages to get Cloud off him.

Tetsuya: Do you have a best friend?

Sephiroth sat back in his chair, dusting himself off. "Yeah. Zack, I guess…"

Tetsuya: What is the funniest thing you've ever seen?

"When Cloud started mumbling like a retard!" Sephiroth starts to crack up. "Hey, it was funny for me!"

Tetsuya: Who is your favorite Final Fantasy VII character other than you and why?

"Huh…I really don't have one…"

Tetsuya: What is your favorite TV station? Like Nick, Cartoon Network, Disney Channel, etc…

"I like the Sephiroth channel! ALL SEPH ALL THE TIME! Disney Channel? Is that how the fan girls track me?"

Best Prank: Cloud Strife, Final Fantasy VII Saga

Victim Two: Cloud Strife, Final Fantasy VII Saga

The Three Z's laughed hysterically over at the beach as they replayed the scene of horror. "Awesome job, Zidane!" Zell praised, clapping the Genome on his back as he smiled widely, tail lashing back and forth in excitement.

"How will I top that?" Zack wondered, tapping his chin thoughtfully, before snapping his fingers. "AHA! Cloud and Seph should be sparring soon…" He snatched the camera from Zidane. "Meet me at Shinra Training Grounds!" he called, waving over his shoulder, leaving the other two to catch their breath in their own time before following.

Cloud POV

Cloud looked down curiously at the scratched and heavily cracked Buster Sword Zack had given him to spar against Sephiroth with. Why couldn't he use First Tsurugi? With the force of the blows the two exchanged, Buster was sure to shatter into teeny-weeny pieces.

"Aww, no it won't!" Zack had assured him, a lot more giddy and bouncy than usual. He ruffled Cloud's hair affectionately, before turning and walking off. But at the last second, he had turned around, a serious look on his face. "However…if I DON'T get it back in one piece…well, let's just say you don't want to." Then he smiled again, waved, and turned the corner, leaving a stunned and actually fearful Cloud behind.

"Cloud, snap out of it," Sephiroth told him harshly, swinging Masamune in a large arc, leaving Cloud with no chance but to duck, the thin blade chopping off a few strands of hair. Sephiroth swung in and kicked Cloud harshly in his gut, causing the blond to stumble back in surprise.

The entire battle, Cloud had been petrified to use Buster against Masamune, but when Sephiroth sparred, he went in for the kill. So, as he raised Masamune up to the still recovering blond, Cloud acted on instinct.

He raised Buster up to block…

…only to have the blades clash and Buster shatter into millions of pieces.

Pure silence reigned on the Training Grounds, not even a bird twittered.

Reality sunk in.

"HOLY SHIT!" Cloud shrieked, his hands flying to his wild hair as he stared at the sparkly miniscule Buster pieces littered all over the area. Even Sephiroth seemed a bit surprised. "ZACK'S GONNA KILL ME!"

He dove to the ground, trying to pick up the small pieces of Buster, but right then, it was as if someone had cast Aeroga and blew all of them away. Cloud screamed and followed the wind as Sephiroth merely watched him, before turning his eyes up to the roof of the Shinra Building, where sure enough, Zack and his friends Zidane and Zell were, doubled over laughing.

Beside Zack was the real Buster Sword.

What's Next? Almost unanimously, it was Ways to Annoy the Casts of 7, then FFVII: Death Note Style, then Ask Zack. Ask Zack and Death Note were tied, I'll be working on them separate from WTATC7. Okay, the first person to be annoyed is gonna be Cloud, so send in your ways to annoy Cloud as a review to this chapter, mmkay?

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Hope you enjoy the rest of them! Welcome!

Fantasy Seven:

I think you forgot 'Final'... XP Thank you!

the Jokers Queen:

I'm happy I made you laugh! Rereading these makes me laugh pretty hard! Thank you!

Hallows07:

One of the many anonymous...es. Thank you anyway!

xXxbrokenxXx:

Okay, your screenname DOES sound emo. I don't mean that in a condescending way, either! Thank you!

Fork in the Road:

Hope you liked my portrayal of Emma. Sorry if you don't. I told you I altered some characters, right? Thanks for guessing the Montage and reviewing!

Mad Jenny Flint:

Thank you!

The Silent Hero:

I love your screenname (that you took from Lexaeus of Organization XIII, I believe) and your fics! I still wish Final Parody X hadn't been taken off, I was laughing so hard... I'm glad you enjoyed this fic...a lot.

Nierx:

Odd name, but cool at the same time. Thank you!

zzzombiefayce:

I've never thought about spelling 'face' like that. Cool! Thank you!

LastTrojanNight:

(smiles) Thank you!

drakan101:

The 50th reviewer! I dedicated the first ever Yunesis (Yuna/Genesis) fanfic to her! Go check it out! Sorry the OOCness scared you... Heh. Thank you!

xXBlack.Friday.Vampire.Xx:

Your name reminds me of Vincent...that's a goodish thing! Sometimes I don't like him... Thank you!

SunflowerWielder:

(joins in throwing books at Zidane) That was fun. Thank you!

Li-Bai - Opus 3 No. 2:

At first your name sounded like something someone would name a robot...then I went back to Symphony class and it kind of clicked. Hee hee, music joke-ish thing! Thank you! Hope you enjoyed your kiss (wink)

One-Winged-Chaos:

All right, all right, I've decided, I'll do Kingdom hearts Bloopers...but give me a while to get it up. Now stop staring at me with puppy dog eyes. Thank you!

Mega Mario:

Hope you liked how I protrayed Rob. Thank you!

Lepa2793:

Thanks for some great ideas!

Twilight's Blade:

My friend thinks your name is cool. So do I. Thank you!

DraeTheRaven:

Thank you!

ChocoboHead:

Sorry I had to make it end. I was out of ideas... Sorry, and thank you!

BlackFlamedKitsune2000:

Does kitsune mean anything? I've seen it in a lot of places. Thank you!

PHOENIXFLAMEIFRITffvii:

It took me forever to get what your screenname was saying, or rather, to pick out 'Ifrit.' Makes sense now. -.-;; Thank you!

William:

Sorry you weren't in here. Would've made an interesting character, though.

dagger94:

Dagger's one of my favorite characters, even though she looks like Tifa till she cuts her hair. Hee. Thank you! Oh, and can I use the name Elybeth in another fic? I'll give you credit!

SaiyukiGallie:

I completely forgot you came up with Lyana. Heh heh. Did you like her portrayal? I tried! Thank you!

Black Samurai:

(shuffles feet on ground, head bent) I did not realize until I reread one of your reviews that you were a guy. Holy crap, i so screwed up your character of Black Samurai and made him a girl. O.O Hope you can forgive me... And thanks for reviewing.

Mon937:

Thank you!

Windfred Todd Sledge Jr:

Are you British or something? Odd name... I can just see teacups and pinky fingers poking out, heh heh. Thank you!

LegendaryMasamuneBlade:

I hope you get the chance to read the rest. Thanks!

Okay, I think that's it. Ahhhhhh, nostalgia... (sighs) Okay...this is it. Thanks to everyone else who did not review, but read and Favorited/Alerted it! Okay, here are the final stats of this fic, not including this chapter:

Words: 98,292

Chapters: 20

Reviews: 143

Hits: 10,292 (98,292 words, eh? How'd that happen?)

C2s: None

Favs: 47

Alerts: 32

So successful...Wonder how WTATC7 is gonna be. Remember, Cloud's first, so send in your reviews!

Boldy going nowhere,
BlueFox

Cloud POV

Hold me
Whatever lies beyond this morning
Is a little later on
Regardless of warnings the future doesn't scare me at all
Nothing's like before

Wish I could prove I love you
But does that mean I have to walk on water?
When we are older you'll understand
It's enough when I say so
And maybe some things are that simple

The daily things that keep us all busy
Are confusing me
That's when you came to me and said,

When you walk away
You don't hear me say please
Oh baby, don't go
Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight
It's hard to let it go

You're giving me too many things
Lately you're all I need
You smiled at me and said,

Best Montage:

Simple and Clean
PlanitB Remix
By Utada Hikaru

BECAUSE THIS IS THE PART WHERE AERITH COMPLETELY SNAPS.'

3:45—Same Afternoon

Group Three

Favorite Disc 1 Blooper:

SQUISH IT! SQUISHITSQUISHITSQUISHITSQUISHIT—"

SMACK!

"IT'S—IT'S DRINKING HER BLOOD!"

"SWEET MOTHER OF JESUS, GET IT OFF! IT'S SUCKING MY WILL TO LIVE!"

"HANG ON AERITH! HANG IN THERE—"

"DAMMIT, ZACK, THIS IS NO TIME TO GRAB MY ASS—GET THIS ABOMINATION OFF OF ME! IT'S SUCKING MY BLOOD! I CAN SEE MY LIFE FLASHING BEFORE MY EYES!"

"GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!"

Thunk