For your enjoyment, my bio on Encyclopedia Dramatica:

Teenage_roadkill is a desperate fangirl with an obsession for all things Mark Hoffman or Costas Mandylor related. Teenage_roadkill can be found constantly whining about unanswered questions in the Saw series that most people, even other hardcore fans, don't care about (for instance, "Who is responsible for the unwinnable traps?", annoyingly overusing stale phrases that display how immature she really is (such as the latest "That's what she said" and "Your mother" jokes). She once made a totally wild prediction for the return of a totally insignificant character (Perez), a plan the Saw writers stupidly went through with, bringing Perez back via the most pathetic and cliche way possible - she "faked" her death, only to return and get stabbed in the gut. This gives teenage_roadkill an unwarranted sense of self-worth (as in it's hilarious that she thinks she warrants any at all).

In addition, she writes Saw fanfiction and despite the fact that there are plotholes big enough to drive a truck filled with Hoffman's freshly slain corpses through (and let me tell you, they're stacked up really high...), she thinks people actually think she's written great fanfiction, when really all they want to do is read about Hoffman and Amanda doing it.

Despite all of this, teenage_roadkill is still not one of the most obnoxious users, nor the most disgusting, nor even the most dedicated user on HOJ.

Sidenote: The only redeeming thing about teenage_roadkill is that she wrote this self-demeaning entry herself rather than forcing someone who is actually productive to society to waste precious time doing so.

Also, I enjoy reviews and appreciate favs/follows immensely.