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Joined 12-31-01, id: 147028, Profile Updated: 07-23-20
Author has written 32 stories for Legend of Zelda, Boondock Saints, Harry Potter, Naruto, Simpsons, Twilight, Kuroshitsuji, and Lord of the Rings.

July 22 ’20

With Bated Breath was published in 2008 and as of 2020 I’ve started the process of revising what I once had. Rereading it only made me realized I could do better. Better in filling out a scene, sharpening my original ideas and overall making my story as best as I can within my abilities. I already have written 30 chapters for it and will revise each one before uploading them here. This is my only story that does not deal with a SI-Reincarnation theme unlike my other two stories: Rebirth: Sasuke and Forbearance. With Bated Breath is the one story I’ll be placing my utmost attention on. Any story updated at the time will be secondary after WBB.

Things About My Writing You Ought to Know:

All of my story contain a certain amount of realism to them. I tend to write using dark, emotional themes. I'm not very good at humor or fluffy romance. I'm best at emotions. When writing, I aim to release whatever creativity I have that's brewing inside my head. At times, said creativity might not be everyone's cup of tea but that does not paint my state of mind either. So, if you happen to come across a story or scene that I have written that you did not like, don't call me mentally disturbed - This is only my creativity at work.

S: i n c e r e l y, M e

{SlytherPuff}

'It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not'
- Andre Gide


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Mary Susan by Lucillia reviews
The Fellowship encounter a young maiden who is wandering alone. This maiden then promptly latches onto Legolas, much to the amusement of his companions.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/27/2014 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Legolas
Middle-Earth Mad Libs by Smorelet4077 reviews
Get your pencil and paper ready, because we're going to play Mad Libs - LOTR style! Full instructions inside. Bring your creativity!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,116 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012
Descend by c-cruxe reviews
The baby that wasn't but should've been. Warning: abortion.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Welcoming Miss Weasley by AsterLea reviews
Molly and Arthur bring home their daughter. Molly is exhausted from labor, but Arthur stays up with his little girl and tells her about the family. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Ginny W., Arthur W. - Complete
The Substitutes by Burningbridges reviews
Ever wonder what would happen if RE characters were substituting for your school teachers? Just try to picture it. Yeah, didn't think you could.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 34 - Words: 75,099 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 7/8/2006
Falling Awake by AbscondedLyricist reviews
Post Hogwarts, Belladonna Delarceny is a single mother of Draco Malfoy's children, but he doesn't want to know. What broke their relationship so badly? What is Bella hiding? OC/DM Future smut warning.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,146 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Draco M., Lucius M.
A Face I Almost Knew by J. Maria reviews
A child born in secret and her unprepared parents find themselves trying to cope with their new circumstances. Sequel to Live Another Lie.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,942 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Millicent B., Draco M.
Invisible Men by sinemoras09 reviews
Kisame, Itachi. Their strange partnership. Gen. Spoilers up to chapter 404.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Akatsuki Employee Handbook by Lady Khali reviews
A guide to all things Akatsuki, including our internal rules and regulations. Written by Akatsuki members, for Akatsuki members, and subject to approval by senior management: Pain and Madara. All edits are final. Dispute at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,755 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Pain/Pein, Madara U. - Complete
Dickable Afternoons by Castalyne reviews
Short stories, Sai bonding with other characters from Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,054 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Sai
Blush by sinemoras09 reviews
When Naruto plays matchmaker, things don't turn out so well. Crack! Naruto x Hinata, accidental GaaHina, ChouHina, and NejiHina. Sai is not a love doctor, y'all.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,996 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Fangrlz by Destiny's Hand reviews
Five ordinary high school girls are thrown into the Naurto world and paired with characters they either like . . . or hate. Can they learn to survive in a world of ninja? Can they ever get home? Do they even want to leave?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 130,152 - Reviews: 1256 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
Boys Will Be Boys by leiaah reviews
I'm going to be sick!" Chouji dropped his crisp packet, hugging his stomach. "You're twisted Kiba-ttebayo," Naruto stated unfazed... What the hell did Kiba just tell them? Oneshot, crackfic. Rated T for language and mild sexual references.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Kiba I., Naruto U. - Complete
Underneath It All by LoryBr reviews
Sirius is a playboy, who struggles little and is very popular. Isabelle is a hard working, goody two shoes, who nobody really pays attention to. What could these two possibly have in common? A couple of anonymous letters... or many.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,750 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Sirius B.
From Afar by Lizbit reviews
Boromir, mortally wounded in his elven boat, washes up on the coast of Maine. None could be more surprised than Morgan, a 21st century girl who doesn't believe a word he says. When she ships him off to the insane asylum, how will he return home? **AU**
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,485 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Boromir - Complete
Live Another Lie by J. Maria reviews
There are things even the strongest friendships cannot survive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Millicent B., Draco M. - Complete
I Was Sorted Into Gryffindor by LoryBr reviews
Sirius Black... need I say more?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,488 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/5/2005 - Published: 3/19/2004 - Sirius B.
Interview With The Writer by Cake or Death reviews
Connor and Murphy sit across the table from a fanfic writer as the writer asks what they would like to have written about them.
Boondock Saints - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2005
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With Bated Breath reviews
A realistic look at those who appear in the Naruto world. A young woman awakens to find herself in a world she knows nothing about or its language. Not only does she face the task of surviving in a strange and hostile world, but how does her appearance alter the original events in the story - especially with a presence like her own? OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,077 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/16 - Published: 7/9 - OC
Rebirth: Sasuke reviews
No one gets reincarnated into a fictional world. It doesn't happen. It's downright impossible. Well, guess what? I was proven wrong when I ended up in a body I should had never been born into. Sasuke's body of all people! Seriously? What is a girl supposed to do, huh? [ OC Self-Insert ]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 7/15 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Sasuke U., OC
with bated breath (2008) reviews
A realistic look at those who appear in the Naruto world. A young woman awakens to find herself in a world she knows nothing about or its language. Not only does she faces the task of surviving in a strange and hostile world, but how will her appearance alter the original events in the story - especially with a presence like her own? OC Self-insert {{CURRENTLY UNDER REVISION}}
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 1152 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 1,003 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 11/17/2008 - OC
Wonderment reviews
For a Muggle Born, magic is magical. For a curious Pureblood, the Muggles and their lives are just as fascinating. This is the story of one witch's experience in the wonderful world of Muggles.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/7/2018
Forbearance reviews
With your life coming to an end, you would think that was it - death was eternal, after alll. Naturally, being reborn - and much less into a fictional world - should have been downright impossible. Even so, with the knowledge of what was to come in this time frame, there was no way in hell I was going to intervene. Of course, that is easier said than done... OC Self-Insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,766 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 5/29/2015 - Published: 4/26/2015 - OC
Abnormal reviews
With the belief of not being sorted into Slytherin, she had taken the first step of separating herself from her parents beliefs and the stigma that went along with being the daughter to mass murdering Death Eaters. Unbeknownst to her, she'll slowly become what she most dreaded - after all, an apple doesn't fall far from the tree no matter how far it tries to leave.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,294 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 6/2/2014 - Draco M., OC
Life Chances reviews
A realistic look at one girl's rude awakening into the Wizarding World of Harry Potter. What would you do if you woke up to find out you were no longer yourself but someone else? Someone whose personality and beliefs were clearly different from your own? What will you do? Most importantly, what will you do with the knowledge of what is to come? AU-ish, Realistic OC Self-Insert SI
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,907 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 6/19/2014 - Published: 12/4/2010 - OC
Poison reviews
Infect me with your love. . . fill me with your poison... **Alois/OC ** Summary Inside **
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,722 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Alois T.
Intertwined Destinies reviews
This is a realistic look at a modern-age girl appearing in Middle Earth. With the barrier of communication met before her in a land she never even knew existed, how will Valerie be able to survive the harsh realities of this new world? What will her presence cause to the original events in the story? After all, a small disturbance in time can significantly alter everything...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,007 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/25/2013
Days Gone By reviews
Perhaps it was fate. . . or just one of those days. But, whatever it was, she could not stop thinking of Naruto Uzumaki.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Naruto U.
Inheritance reviews
Sirius Black lost it all on that fateful night, including the one person who he cherished - his daughter, Victoria. Fourteen years later she returns home.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 6/3/2008
Stubborn reviews
It was a matter of seeing it in a different perspective.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Remus L., Harry P. - Complete
The Perks of Getting Knocked Up reviews
It was a mistake. A big BLOODY mistake. I did not NOT mean to shag Ronald Weasley. I mean, for crying out loud I was drunk when it happened! Now here I am, counting down the minutes until that pregnancy test turns negative. - Pansy's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Pansy P., Ron W.
Redemption reviews
For not killing Dumbledore, Draco is given another mission. He is to kill Hermione Granger in the worst way possible.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,579 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Single Moment reviews
It's those single moments in life that Sirius cherished, like the touch of a child's hand or the smile of his true love. It is also those kinds of moments that can be taken away forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,303 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Sirius B. - Complete
Nevermore reviews
Pain and loss brought them together but with the passage of time her fondness for Naruto grew. But it will be two women, one a relative and the other a familiar, that will change her life and strain a close friendship... Full Summary Inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Naruto U.
I: Monsters reviews
Who would have thought being related to Bella, I'd be unwillingly a part of a world I never knew existed. A world where I'm both a potential food source and valuable to one particular breed of monsters. So, whoever said I had to go along with it?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 1/18/2010
Help reviews
He did not ask for her help but she gave it anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Manners reviews
Snape should have apologized but with the lack of manners, as the Marauders believe, a simple sorry would have spared him the embarrassment....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Severus S. - Complete
Squid reviews
Hagrid wonders - “Can squids eat human food?”
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Bonds reviews
There was a reason why Guren became protective over Yūkimaru and not because she felt guilty for killing his mother. The strange connection she had with the boy reminded her of a past, a past she had tried to bury... This is her story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Guren
Bittersweet Symphony reviews
Sex, popularity & money - This is what surrounds the life of aristocratic youths such as Draco Malfoy and Millicent Bulstrode. What could possibly go wrong? How about an ARRANGED MARRIAGE? Yep, that definitely changes everything between those two...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Draco M., Millicent B.
Snapdragons reviews
Sarutobi Amaya. Grandaughter of the Third Hokage. So what. What matters to her the most is proving she has what it takes to become one of the best kunoichi in Konoha. One problem: The Uchiha gets in her way and that just pisses her off.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,237 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
3 Minutes reviews
All Moleman wanted was to purchase his toilet paper at the Kwik-E-Mart. Too bad Apu didn’t check to see whether anyone was left in the store before he locked it up to take a five minute break.
Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Complete
Believe It reviews
She observed him from afar as he stripped down to his bare self. She knew well enough she should turn away and give him his privacy. Knew she had to return to Sasuke. But there was something about Naruto that intrigued her. . .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Not in this Lifetime reviews
"Lonely? Darlin', there ain't nothin' lonely about my life." I set my feet back on the floor and stood up. "Why it seems to me, Miss Avin, that you're the lonely one around here." - Sirius Black. Hate at first sight.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Sirius B., OC
Events reviews
Her life wasn't much different than the others, after all, she's a witch...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,515 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 6/29/2006 - OC - Complete
Damages reviews
She had been raped on the night of the final battle, and out of shame she kept it to herself. Two weeks later, she finds out she’s pregnant. Will Ginny be able to survive this new ordeal or will it be the death of her?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/21/2008 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Ginny W.
A Thin Line reviews
Hermione just witnessed death. No harm done, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Hermione G. - Complete
Wounded Souls reviews
The Saints have taken her in not knowing her past, but only the fact that they've seen her with someone the Twins are trying to get to. As they do, they will be sharing something that will not only help her but heal their own wounds.
Boondock Saints - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,792 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/14/2007 - Published: 6/19/2006
Masks reviews
Millicent Bulstrode knows what the others think of her and she’s proud of it. If she reveals her true feelings, she’ll risk it all and that’s one thing she’s not willing to do. OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Millicent B. - Complete
The Jerry Springer Show: Zelda Style reviews
The whole Zelda cast is taken into the very, unknowingly popular show. What could be the results of this strange event?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/1/2002 - Complete