AN: Um... well, I'm back. Sorry that it's been over 4 months (yikes, how time flies). I would make excuses but I don't think I have any that can excuse my really long absence. I promised I wouldn't abandon this, so here's Mad Lib Number 11!
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1. Oh mighty and _(1)_ Sauron,
I have received your commands regarding the _(2)_ of an army, and I am _(3)_ to inform you that my servants are working as _(4)_ as they can. Already we have _(5)_ many trees and constructed huge _(6)_. Smiths are working day and night forging _(7)_ and spears, and my most _(8)_ accomplishment is almost perfected: the _(9)_ Uruk-Hai, stronger and more _(10)_ than any other _(11)_ in Middle-Earth.
In other news, my spies in King Theoden's hall have reported that Theoden has _(12)_ over _(13)_ of his best riders! What a/an _(14)_ _(15)_! Without them, Rohan will not stand a chance against my army's superior _(16)_. I respectfully ask your permission to allow me to _(17)_ Rohan first.
Your _(18)_ servant,
Saruman
2. Saruman –
If your army is truly as _(1)_ as you say, we will easily _(2)_ all Middle-Earth. I urge you to speed up your work even more to _(3)_ levels.
That is _(4)_ news regarding Rohan, indeed. You have my permission to _(5)_ Rohan, but remember that _(6)_ the Ring is the most _(7)_ priority, and your _(8)_ must concentrate on that first and foremost. Rohan, while _(9)_, must play second _(10)_.
Keep me updated,
Sauron
Dark Lord of Middle-Earth
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1. Oh mighty and silky Sauron,
I have received your commands regarding the squealing of an army, and I am twitchy to inform you that my servants are working as sneakily as they can. Already we have danced many trees and constructed huge bananas. Smiths are working day and night forging lightsabers and spears, and my most pasty accomplishment is almost perfected: the schizophrenic Uruk-Hai, stronger and more frilly than any other pacifier in Middle-Earth.
In other news, my spies in King Theoden's hall have reported that Theoden has sunk over 5.897532 of his best riders! What a soft puppet! Without them, Rohan will not stand a chance against my army's superior doorknobs. I respectfully ask your permission to allow me to trip Rohan first.
Your wrinkly servant,
Saruman
2. Saruman –
If your army is truly as bearded as you say, we will easily headbutt all Middle-Earth. I urge you to speed up your work even more to shifty levels.
That is gooey news regarding Rohan, indeed. You have my permission to wiggle Rohan, but remember that texting the Ring is the most suave priority, and your stones must concentrate on that first and foremost. Rohan, while sweaty, must play second mohawk.
Keep me updated,
Sauron
Dark Lord of Middle-Earth
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AN: If anyone is actually still reading and/or following these, I am eternally grateful. You guys are what motivate me to write these. And while I promised I wouldn't abandon this, and am not exactly breaking that promise, (cue Bilbo Baggins' voice) I regret to announce that I simply have run out of ideas and will be ending "Middle-Earth Mad Libs" within the next month. One more chapter is written and one or two more after that are planned, but I have a lot on my plate right now that I need to focus on and don't have the time to continue these. I'm really sorry. At least two more will be coming within a couple of weeks, though, so it's not over just yet! Thanks again, you wonderful readers!