A/N: It would seem as though all I'm writing lately (in terms of fanfictions) is South Park stuff. So, if you're getting tired of all this stuff, I apologize profusely.

Anyways, this is one pairing that I've been wanting to write about for quite awhile, ever since I saw "Rainforest Schmainforest" (FYI, it's my favorite South Park episode EVER). I just think Kenny and Kelly make the most adorable couple, don't you? Even if Kelly can never seem to get Kenny's name right... lol

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Getting Gay With Kids... Turns Out to be Not So Great After All

It was the first day of school, and everyone hated going back. Summer seemed, at least at the beginning, like it was never going to end; as all good things seemed to do, though, it came to a close, and once again, the boys found themselves staring up at their new classroom.

Kyle was the first one to speak. "So... why aren't we going in?"

"Because as long as we don't go into the classroom," replied Cartman, "we're technically still on summer vacation."

So, they stood there, not wanting to go in. It must have been five minutes before Kenny felt like someone was watching them. He turned around, and what he saw made his face pale. He turned back around, and tapped Stan on the shoulder.

"What is it, Kenny?"

In response, Kenny simply pointed behind himself. Stan turned around, to see what Kenny was pointing at. His only response to what he saw was, "Oh, goddammit!"

Finally, Kenny pushed open the door and went inside, the other kids following behind him. They took their seats and faced the board; no one realized it yet, but they sat in the exact same seating arrangement that they had for the past three years. After a minute, Mrs. Garrison came into the room.

"Okay, class," he began, "today we're going to have a very special guest with us. I hope you all remember the lady who was here last year, with the Getting Gay with Kids choir."

Cartman hit his head on the desk a few times. "Goddammit, don't tell me she's back..." He said it just low enough, to where he thought Mrs. Garrison wouldn't hear it.

She did. "Eric Cartman, watch your language," said Mrs. Garrison. "And yes, she's back, with a very special announcement. She won't be giving the announcement until the end of the day, though."

"Does that mean we still have to have class?" asked Butters.

"Of course," replied Mrs. Garrison. "Why wouldn't we? Now, I want all of you to get out your shiny new English books, and turn to page five. Token, if you would, please start reading."

Token began to read, but Kenny wasn't paying attention at all. His mind was elsewhere... The choir is back? Sweet! That means... YES! Kelly's going to be back, too! I hope so, anyways. We kinda lost touch after the choir tour ended; damn, I hated that... Does she even remember me-

"KENNY MCCORMICK!"

Kenny snapped out of his thoughts. "Yes?"

"I just told you to start reading where Token left off."

Kenny looked down at his book, realizing with embarrassment that he had no idea where Token had stopped reading. "Where do I start?"

Mrs. Garrison looked at him reproachfully. "Kenny McCormick, you've been awfully spaced out lately. Is there anything going on at home?"

If only you knew... "No, everything's fine."

"Well then, I expect you to improve your behavior from now on, Kenny. Butters, if you would, pick up where Token ended."

The last thing that Kenny heard clearly was Butters apologizing to Mrs. Garrison for not knowing where Token stopped, either; then, he drifted back into his thoughts. Why would she be coming back here, anyways? Maybe she wants one of us to come back and sing for the choir again. It probably isn't Cartman, considering all the shit he gave Miss Stevens the last time he went with the choir. It probably isn't Kyle, considering he... can't dance very well. So, it's down to either Stan or me. And that's assuming she wants one of the ones who went last time; she might want some new faces, like Token or Craig. Heck, Butters could probably do it.

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Later that day, at lunch, the gang was crowded around the lunch table, wondering why Miss Stevens had come back.

"Don't tell me she's going to try and convince us to go on that gay-ass tour again," said Cartman, his words barely heard through a mouthful of burrito. "'Cause I can promise you that if she wants me go, I'm just gonna tell her to suck my-"

"Cartman, the chances of you going on that choir tour again are about the same chances as Butters getting a girlfriend."

Cartman turned to face who had just spoken to him. "What do you mean by that, Jew?"

Kyle's face grew red; he hated it when Cartman made fun of him being a Jew. "Don't you remember the shit you gave Miss Stevens last time we went on a tour with Getting Gay With Kids?"

"I didn't give her shit, Kyle; I was just telling her what I felt about being in Costo Richo, or whatever the hell that place was called."

"It was Costa Rica, Cartman, and you didn't just tell her- you told practically anyone who would listen! Besides, you can't even sing that well, to begin with."

Cartman's face grew red, this time. "What do you mean, I can't sing? I'm-"

"Let me guess..." Stan piped up, "you're the greatest singer in the world."

Cartman looked really surprised at this. "You're good. That's exactly what I was about to say."

"You're too predictable," said Butters, and everyone started to laugh.

"I don't want to go, anyways," said Cartman, finally realizing that everyone was laughing at him. "It was stupid."

Just then, an announcement came over the bulletin system. "Would Kenny McCormick, Stan Marsh, Wendy Testaburger, and Eric Cartman please come to the principal's office?"

Kyle looked at Stan, then at Cartman and Kenny. "What do they want you guys for?"

"Not sure..." said Stan, getting up out of his seat. As he got up, another announcement came over the PA: "Kenny McCormick, Eric Cartman, Stan Marsh, and Wendy Testaburger, you are no longer needed in the principal's office, mmmkay?"

"Wow, that was weird," said Kenny.

"Yep, sure was," replied Kyle. Just then, the bell rang, and the boys got up to throw their trash away and head back to class.

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Soon, they arrived once again in Mrs. Garrison's classroom.

"Sit down, class," Mrs. Garrison said. "Now, if you would, please give your attention to Miss Stevens, as she shares with you a special announcement about her gay children's choir."

Miss Stevens looked oddly over at Mrs. Garrison; that wasn't exactly what the name of the choir meant. "Thank you, Mrs. Garrison. Well, for those of you who don't remember me, I'm Miss Stevens, and I'm with the Getting Gay With Kids choir. If you remember, we came here last year and recruited some of the young people of this class to go on a trip to the rainforest. That didn't turn out as we had planned, but... we're trying it again. This time, we're going to Hawaii, to sing about how how crime there is ruining the island paradise."

Everyone looked blankly at her; the prospect of going to Hawaii was enticing, but... did they really have to sing about such a... gay subject?

"So, without further adieu, I have picked out four students to go with us this year- two of which were here with us last year and went with us on the rainforest expedition. Now, the reason why I'm here so early in the year, is that you're going to be gone to Hawaii for an entire semester. Because you're doing this with the Getting Gay With Kids choir, though, you'll be getting credit for all your classes."

"Cool!" said Cartman, already up out of his seat.

"I remember you," said Miss Stevens, to Cartman. "And you are not going with us."

"Aaw, why not?"

Miss Stevens glared at Cartman. "Do you remember all the shit you said and did, the last time you went with us? I am not running the risk that something like that might happen again." She calmed down, and straightened herself back up. "Now, I'm going to call out the names of the four kids that I've chosen to come with us. First up is... Wendy Testaburger."

Wendy smiled. "Thank you, Miss Stevens, but I don't want to go if Stan isn't going."

"That's fine, then, because Stan Marsh was the next name on my list."

"Awesome!" said Stan, winking at Wendy, who began to blush furiously.

"Next on the list is... Token."

Token looked really surprised. "Me? Cool!"

"Lucky bastard," muttered Craig.

"And the final child to come with us this year is... Kenny McCormick."

Kenny looked even more surprised than Token did. "Why me?"

"The other kids seemed to really like you, Kenny. Besides, you have a very good voice."

This only caused Kenny to blush harder. "Okay, I'll go."

"Well, then that's settled. Oh, and one more thing."

"What's that?" asked Mrs. Garrison.

Miss Stevens looked out at the class, especially at the four she'd chosen. "You leave tomorrow."

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A/N: Well, Kenny's finally found something he's good at. Question is, though, will Kelly be joining them again? You'll just have to wait 'til the next installment to find out.