I love that Mosquito backstory! :p

I love the concept of this fic. You're sooo good at writing streams of consciousness, and I love how you write from Clyde's POV.

This is hilarious. I love how you write from Clyde's POV!

Holly shit am I the only one who notices craig is mentioned in like every tip about how hes either a ass or just being craig. Omg no skinny jeans really ok my friends find boys who ware skinny jeans kindda gay no offence if your a guy and...you...wear...skinny jeans... no im a girl and I fucking hate sheos so I dont even look a peoples shoes that often lol. OMG "yeah chicks totaly dig the bieber they would either think your gay or scream so loud you die a slow and painful death" XD I hate JB hes fucking gay and annoying. The mosquito part I started dieing "mosquito was born in...um...Asia" Ahahahah wtf that part was hillarious thank you for entertaining me. Youshould make a chapter were he does a test run

Ok, I mean no disrespect here but I seriously have to ask this and I need a serious answer. Do you get high to write your fanfiction? Just curious since a lot of the stuff you write is wierd. That's pretty much it for me, toodles!

Clyde is so frickin' cute. XD There are so many things in this fic that made me laugh... And the title. I was watching Ned's Declassified (and Drake & Josh) for the first time today in a year or two on Teennick, and I stumble across this fic with the title that night... Weird coincidence. XD

I'm guessing you don't care. Meh, whateverr.

Elvis Mufasa

I have *never* laughed so hard at a story. I keep cracking up. I rarely laugh outloud at fiction, especially fanfiction. But this has taken the [frosted] cake. The fucked up "male" logic is so drenched in the fantasy of the "bro" mentality and so true to real-life idiots I love it. It is only that much funnier because you know real men think this stupid crap about girls, or you've met one that has.

I love this fiction. I am favoriting and following it. You really have inspired my own comedy writing, which up until this very moment had hit the terrible lull of writer's block. Thank you!

Always save bitches cheese doodles. Bitches love cheese doodles.

Great chapter. I love everything about Craig Tucker. He is my 2nd favorite character in South Park (behind Eric Cartman) and the small references to his douchebaggery are fabulous.

Of *course* I've heard of Mosquito. Who hasn't?

I like how its like fandom consensus that Kenny is a total slut and gets a bunch of ladies (and men). It is in so many fanfiction it is canon. And THANK YOU for someone pointing out how *glasses* do not totally change how you look! That always bothered me!

"Thick with looooove"

Best. Statement. Ever. I suppose that Clyde *was* 2nd fattest after Eric! I like that he pontificates on the silliest things. I enjoy men in skinny jeans. I don't mind loose jeans either. Depends on their bodytype doesn't it? I am not a big fan of the hairy legs. Call it the bisexual in me, but I like smooth (on boys and girls). Its a personal preference I don't really knock anyone for.

Nice advertisement there, Clyde. Lol. You have a real talent for this. The writing is great.

I love The Bloodhound Gang! I always play blatantly sexual songs that leave my man laughing his ass off. Hot Whit Cum by Liz Phair is a favorite. Who could hate thos skanky lyrics with that Taylor Swift vocals? Put it in Your Mouth by Akinyele is also a joy. Great chapter. This really is a lot of fun. I can't stop giggling.

I think thos pickup lines would work on men if women said them. Because men like Clyde would find that HAWWWT! I may use that mirror one on my boyfriend.

Rofl. He sounds like Tucker Max or Pauly D or some other "Casanova" douchenozzle. Its abosuletly perfect. Hollllaaaaa!

THE FOUNDING FATHERS OF HAIR OH MY GOD WIN

This is amazing. Can't wait for the next chapter!