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 Author has written 7 stories for South Park. I'm currently doing a joint honours degree in teaching english to speakers of other languages and education studies so if I ever take a really long time to update it's because they really like to pile on the work and I don't have time to do anything else. I plan on sticking around for a long time so I promise I won't be dropping any of my current fics without warning. My Tumblr is and I'm online nearly all the time if you have any questions for me or just want to talk about fandoms and ships. |
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Unlikely Heroes: Lightning Strikes by Casenpai reviews
South Park: a redneck, podunk town plagued by rampant crime committed by petty criminals and supervillains alike. Thankfully, the town can rely on a number of superheroes to protect them in their time of need. What happens, though, when a new player shows on the field… one that only sides with themselves? :: Part 1 of 3 of the Unlikely Heroes trilogy. Part 2 is coming in July 2015!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,835 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/26/2015 - Published: 1/21/2015 - Craig T., Stan M., Tweek T., Mysterion - Complete
A Paradise for Two by EatMyEggroll reviews
Craig and Tweek's love gently sprouts just like the flowers they create in their garden on the balcony. They bought out an apartment together and have been living together for two years and everyday seems to be a new fun activity. Their days are full of hugs and kisses. Read in the story to see how their week progresses and their love fully blossoms!
South Park - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,876 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/6/2014 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
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Four Walls reviews
Due to the discovery of supernatural abilities, Tweek has spent the majority of his teenage years feeling like a prisoner in his own home. However, his life's about to change dramatically when he finds out he's not as alone as he thought.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,765 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/30/2017 - Published: 10/1/2016
Phone Calls from a Lost Boy reviews
Kyle is used to Cartman calling him in the event of an 'emergency'. What he's not expecting is a surprisingly honest conversation in the early hours of the morning and the potential for things to change between them. (Kyman)
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,779 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/28/2017 - Published: 10/11/2016
Nightfall reviews
What was supposed to be a peaceful gathering in the mountains soon becomes a battle for survival against the elements, a dangerous stranger and something not entirely human as the teens of South Park fight to stay alive until the morning.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,512 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/26/2016 - Published: 12/22/2016 - Craig T., Eric Cartman, Stan M., Tweek T.
Extraterrestrial reviews
Craig and the gang see something fall out of the sky and get more than they bargained for when they decide to investigate. The alien!Tweek AU fic that nobody asked for.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,184 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/23/2016 - Clyde D., Craig T., Token B., Tweek T. - Complete
Identity: Unknown reviews
One sentence that turned Mysterion's world around: "I know why no one remembers." (Newest chapter is just a note! This is a really old fic of mine that I'm rewriting and continuing so you can read the first two chapters if you want, but I am changing and re-uploading them soon)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,886 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/2/2016 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Mysterion
Deceived reviews
[Old fic] (Probably discontinued tbh) The sequel to Tattooed, so read that first if you haven't already. Tweek learns just how strong his powers are, Kenny gets a surprise, there's something odd about the new fledglings and Kyle has parent issues. Nothing is ever easy at the House of Night.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,041 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Tattooed reviews
[Old fic] Kyle had always lived quite a boring existance... until the day a dead guy showed up at his high school and marked him as a vampire fledgling. How will he cope with his new life? (Inspired by the House of Night series).
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 43,342 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
