And Then There Were Fewer

A South Park Fan-fiction

~Narrator POV~ Introduction

It was the 31st of October, a day that would live on in history. Demons arose from the earth and set upon it to haunt and torture the innocent. Goblins and ghouls caused mischief across the land. Ghosts and spirits were up to no good, playing tricks on the living.

This is a day we know to be Halloween. Humans during this time supposedly put out treats to satisfy the evil spirits. Some families set out carved vegetables with candles inside to scare away the demonic creatures. After some time, these habits were transformed into something different. Very much different.

Now, children go from door to door, dressed up as some spooky character, in the hope to receive candy or treats. Nobody nowadays believes in the true meaning of All Hallows Eve. Which, by the way, has nothing to do with children roaming around the streets of town and getting candy. It may be loosely related, and is a better way to keep from giving your kids nightmares, but still brings shame upon the Legend of Ktulu.

What is the Legend of Ktulu, you ask? Oh, please say that you've heard it! No? Well then I guess I must tell you!

In this legend, there was a great lord of the darkness and underworld: Ktulu. He was an enormous, fearsome being that ruled all things evil. Ktulu rained down his all-mighty wrath upon anybody who refused to worship him. Most were killed, and a million years of darkness engulfed the entire universe. There was no light, no good, and most who lived during this time would never live to see such a thing. All hope was lost. Existence itself was doomed to be full of sorrow and suffering for all eternity- until the Savior of the Creek came to be.

The Savior of the Creek was a young man, born in the outskirts of the Pentagonal City. He was considered a holy being by all of humanity. He fought the evil demons that Dark Lord Ktulu had brought to the world, and was expected to take on the Dark Lord himself! Legend has it, the Savior of the Creek attempted such a task... and failed. The only savior that could have saved them had been killed.

Or so they thought.

On the eve of October 31st, a brave soul gathered his troops, informing them that they would attack the Dark Lord Ktulu themselves. His troops argued against him, saying that only the Savior of the Creek could do such a thing. Little did they know, he was the Savior of the Creek! After being defeated by the Dark Lord, he had hidden in fear of being hated by humanity for failing such an important mission. His troops left him, leaving him to fight the evil Ktulu himself. That he did.

The next morning, he traveled across the land, and battled with all his might against the evil lord. The Savior of the Creek succeeded in banishing Ktulu to the dark oblivion. Everything evil, dark, and demonic immediately disappeared! All of existence praised the Savior of the Creek for his brave and life changing act. Once again, light shined and there was happiness throughout the entire universe. All was good. Life lived on.

But, some people believed that Ktulu did, too. There were stories and myths that one day he would return and get his revenge. Would he? Well what else could this story be about? Let me assure you of one thing: the story that is about to be told is not some magical fairy princess tale. It is gruesome, violent, and horrific. All characters and events in this story- even those based on fake people- are entirely real. All celebrity voices are impersonated... not that there will be many celebrities in this fan fiction. The following story contains graphic content and due to it's scariness should be read by everyone.

And where it all starts, you'd never even imagine. Why, it starts in the quiet little mountain town of South Park, Colorado... on a fine Halloween night... where a teenage boy waits, nervously twirling his red hair.

A/N:

This was just an introduction. If you want me to continue, you gotta review! I love you guys to pieces, but I still need to be encouraged to keep writing! Hope you guys like it and want more! PLEASE, for the love of God, review! LOVE YA!

~Heron