It all started with a smell. That had been what made Shikamaru take notice of Naruto. Some things about the 'boy' just didn't add up and the more Shikamaru thought about it the more he began to wonder what Naruto wasn't telling people, and, if Shikamaru was correct, why was Naruto hiding it in the first place? The genius just hoped he was right otherwise things could get awkward!

Eva works at a fancy coffee shop round the corner from New York's Avengers Tower, meaning she gets a lot of funny customers - and that the novelty's worn off. But, a day or so after the events in Sokovia, it's a new guy's turn to do the Earth's Mightiest Heroes' coffee run, and this one's different in more than just appearance. [Cover art by the lovely electricgale]

It only takes one person to change history. What if a simple act of kindness creates four of the best friends in Konoha's history? Not a yoai.

A collection of WolfStar Soulmate!AUs - [Latest] Stuck on the streets and trying to find his best friend, Sirius never expected to find his soulmate. Omegaverse.

A series of Post-War BtB one-shots [BtB Flash-forwards]

"They say the only thing to fear is fear itself. That, and a motivated Nara." Shikamaru is born with his father's intelligence and his mother's work ethic. The world is turned sideways.

Minerva McGonagall steps in on the awful night the Potters are murdered and arranges to have Harry Potter raised by Sirius Black and his somewhat cousins, the Malfoys. Draco and Harry grow up as almost brothers and everything - well, almost everything - is different. Gryffindor!Draco. Dramione. AU.

Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.

For pairings that won't fit into my other collections. [Latest] When Sanguini looked at Luna, he saw sunshine - and vampires and sunshine didn't work. [Latest] An injured Tonks meets her new healer, Daphne. [Latest] If He Had Stayed - Kingsley knows the moment that Barty loses his soul. After all, they are soulmates. But maybe that's not quite the end.

Dobby loves his Lockharty-poo.

Harry Potter's family isn't only at Number 4 Privet Drive. Unaware to even Dumbledore, an upheaval is approaching. The Ancient and Noble House of Black is reclaiming their power and changing the future of the magical world. *Updated Sporadically—Not Abandoned*

Thirty year old Kakashi was supposed to have been killed by Pein during the Invasion. Instead, he wakes up in the body of his twenty year old self. (It gets a lot more complicated.) Time travel.

Fifty Hermione pairings [1] Bill [2] Sirius [3] Remus [4] Cygnus [5] James [6] Harry [7] Percy [8] Theo [9] Severus [10] James - Hermione can't work out why no-one figured out the Marauders before now.

One day, Christopher died and woke up as everyone's favorite character-Peter Pettigrew. "Don't suppose there's a return policy on this kind of thing? 'Cause...I think I want a refund." With Christopher as Peter, how much will change? Semi-SI(Self Insert)/OC. Marauders-Era. undecided pairing, slash, m/m, m/f, bi, multi-shippings

Drabbles and One-Shots based around the Marauders. [Previous] Expectations - Sirius goes to Wales to win over his boyfriend's parents. [Latest] Sirius is determined to meet his neighbour, Remus, to find out why the other neighbours don't like him.

A fifty chapter collection on Sirius Black and WolfStar. [Previous] After being turned into a Werewolf, Sirius tries to get a job at Remus' flower shop. [Latest] Rockstar Sirius Black is in need of a fake boyfriend. Of course the barista at the coffee shop would do nicely...

...is actually a fairly common trick in the circus. It's also the closest equivalent to going backwards in time. So why should only one person go back in time if anyone who knows how can do it? It's just like walking backwards on a tightrope. And more than one person in a war-torn world of Ninja wants to change things. To fix things. Time travel fic.

A mysterious item and mischievous Marauders end up accidentally shoving Remus Lupin into another time and place where he has to rebuild his life from scratch, deal with the aftermath of a war he hadn't yet been a part of, all with the help of new friends and a special young witch. *Art by Freya Ishtar* *Indefinite Hiatus—Not Abandoned*

Prince Eric married his wife three days after he met her. But after fifteen years of marriage love at first sight was beginning to take a setback to reality. When the woman he turned down years ago suddenly appears on his shore, he begins to wonder whether he made the right decision in his youth. An outtake from "The Queen's Admiral."

A story that never happened about people who don't exist in an alternate universe where Tom Riddle and Draco Malfoy live and breathe and work together. It isn't pretty, but then love never is. Or is it hate? And can you even tell when the knife is at your throat and you aren't backing away, when you've dug your nails into your palms and all you can say is, "Please." AU.

Red strings tie each person to their true love. The magical are privileged enough to be able to see the strings and follow them. But what happens when the string goes dark, and you lose that one true love? Is it possible to find love a second time? Or perhaps, did the heart know all along just where your string led?

The Defense Against the Dark Arts post at Hogwarts is cursed. Obviously. Series of drabbles.

Remus Lupin agrees to go on a celebrity reality dating show to meet other men. What he doesn't expect is Sirius Black to be another contestant. After all, Sirius wasn't an 'out' celebrity. MC.

The Byakugan is one of the world's most legendary bloodlines. And just like the rest, it has a dangerous secret of its own. Now, thanks to the unforeseeable, Hinata Hyuuga finds herself given a unique chance to change everything. It's too bad such things never go as planned. Hinata-centric, Time Travel

When Hermione finds a way to bring Sirius back from the veil, her actions change the rest of the war. Little does she know her spell restoring him to life provokes magic she doesn't understand and sets her on a path that ends with a Time-Turner. *Art by Freya Ishtar*

Hunted by Voldemort, Hermione and Harry make a last stand in Godric's Hollow. When the Boy-Who-Lived lives no more, Hermione is thrown back in time into another battle where she has a chance to save not only Harry, but another Potter. *Art by colour me luna*

Bellatrix's torture of Hermione uncovers a long-kept secret. The young witch learns her true origins in a story that shows the beginning and end of the Wizarding wars as Hermione learns about her biological father and the blood magic he dabbled in that will control her future.

In the aftermath of the final battle, Ron confronts Harry about a lie he told in the Forest of Dean.

The crown prince of Arendelle pieces together the story of one man's long journey to redemption. A darker continuation of Frozen set 16 years after Elsa's coronation.

The life of a Dementor outside of Azkaban. Warnings for crack.

It is a scandal, yes, but not a huge surprise that Sirius the rebel is sorted into Gryffindor, but when the same thing happens to his younger brother, the perfect son, a model Slytherin, everybody is in shock. Regulus is not at all happy about finding himself in the wrong house and neither is his family. Non-canon, obviously. Remus/Regulus.

Theo has an unfortunate crush on an inappropriate person i.e. a Gryffindor. Thank Merlin that Draco and Blaise are looking out for his best interests. Theo/Neville with a dash of side Drarry. Stripper!AU

Finding one's soulmate is the hottest new fad among the wizarding youth of the United Kingdom. Unless you happen to be Hermione Granger who doesn't believe in that sort of twaddle. Sort-of-a-sequel to Yuanfen. Hermione/Nobody. Not really a happy ending.

He always wore gloves. Elsa tried not to notice anything about him, but somehow she always managed to see him around the castle. It didn't matter what he was doing, the gloves always accompanied him. It was a curious sight, fine gloves coupled with dirty work clothes. She didn't try to take them from him, something kept her from it.

WINNER: BEST HONORARY MARAUDER FIC in the MARAUDER MEDALS, 2016! "Someday . . . you'll do it your own way, not theirs!" Slytherin!Hermione, in which the brilliant witch catches the attention of creative twin wizards. It isn't easy, though. Not all Gryffindors are vastly brave, nor are all Slytherins loyal to their own. FW/HG/GW, AU from Hermione's 1st year. Cover art by windyshoes!

Sirius Black returns from hell, alone and confused. He searches for who or whatever left the handprint on his arm. [Latest chapter] The two brothers, Sirius and Regulus, hunt for Voldemort's Horcruxes.

A collection of Journal entries by Sirius Black. There will also be some by Remus. These are in no particular order. [Chapter One] Sirius Black's first days at Hogwarts. [Chapter Two] Sirius on the Hogwarts Express

Smarting from the loss of Belle and his defeat at the hands of the Beast, Gaston goes in search of adventure to distract himself and comes upon another Disney heroine who, although beautiful, is as different from Belle as anyone could imagine.

Naruto's parents are the worst people in the world. In which his name came from a different book. Complete and utter parody. (A collaboration one-shot with EndoplasmicPanda)

"You are not him. You lack sorrow. You lack hate. It's not that you've forgotten, but that you were never there." Chaos stirs as Uchiha Sasuke switches places at the worst possible time. A Road to Ninja story.

Most self-inserts are exercises in vanity, and nothing says 'vanity' quite like Gilderoy Lockhart. But with a new personality and knowledge of the future, who knows? Maybe Lockhart will turn out to be a useful DADA teacher after all.

A Memorable History of Magic, comprising all the parts you can remember from Binns and Bagshot, including 103 Goblin Rebellions, 5 Chocolate Frog Cards, and 2 Genuine Facts. A companion piece to "Magical Me," inspired by my 'Map of Magical Europe.'

During a run in with Orochimaru, Sakura and her friends find themselves outmatched. He discusses Team seven and the Sannin team, looking for who matches who. Orochimaru's observations shock everyone. A short one shot.

What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?

Hermione's destiny is altered by the Powers that Be. She is cast back to the Marauder's Era where she is Hermione Potter, the pureblood fraternal twin sister of James Potter. She retains Hermione Granger's memories, and is determined to change her brother's fate for the better. Obviously AU. Starts in their 1st year. M for language, minor violence, etc.

AU. Naruto and Shikamaru's lives take an unexpected turn. Follow the eccentric hero and the lazy genius on their journey to become legends. Chapter 53: Naruto and Shikamaru are in more trouble! Will they even reach Mizu at this rate?

Sirius was a pharaoh of Egypt, ruling with a just and caring hand, until he was betrayed. Thousands of years later he is awoken by a voice that belongs to a soul he loved in his time as king. Remus is an archeologist with a fascination of Egypt. What he doesn't know is he how connected to the Land of the Nile he truly is, and how long love can wait. Wolfstar. M for later chapters

Lucius Malfoy suspects that his wife Hermione is hiding something from him. Hermione's coworkers are worried about her, but she keeps saying that it's nothing. Sometimes 'nothing' is something. Lucius/Hermione. T for swearing.

Dementors are classified as XXXXX according to the Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures. Luna thinks that perhaps she might be able to change that. Neville's fairly certain that this time Luna might have bitten off more than she can chew. No pairing. Dementor Fluff.

Shikamaru didn't know if it was time travel or reincarnation. But between memories of the future and having Itachi and Sasuke as brothers, he knew his dreams of a simple life would be impossible. (Or: The best idea I had for motivating Shikamaru to interact with Itachi).

The Malfoy, Potter, Pucey and Weasley families have taken the boys on an outing. Who will be taking care of the girls? Narcissa offers her services as baby-sitter, but neglects to inform her husband. He is now surrounded by small girls who are fascinated with his pretty, pretty hair. Non-canon ships. Blatant kid!fic. Warning: Lucius used as a dress-up doll.

Points of divergence in the Harry Potter universe. Those moments where someone really ought to have taken a step back and asked, "Wait, what?" An ongoing collection of one-shots. Episode 16: Why I Like You.

Points of divergence from the world envisioned by 'Magical Me.' This is a collection of the shorts and semi-random snippets that could have turned my self-insert fic into a very different sort of story. Episode 1: The April Fool's Day Omake.

Trying to identify people by their face was like trying to identify chickens by their face. Impossible.

Outtakes from 'Troublesome Timing'. ...read at your own peril.

A mild send-up on a popular genre of Harry Potter fanfiction. As much as I enjoy them, some practical considerations come to mind. Inevitably, Harry has one specific ally in all those fics ... but what if that entity took a different view on things?

How did the bookseller make a living in a village where no one reads? Here's one possibility... One-shot, written in response to a prompt on Bittersweet & Strange.

After Madara final attack on the village, Rokudaime Kakashi uncovers a time-travel scroll. Now he's Team Seven's sensei again. And this time, he's going to do things differently. A time travel fic.

Beneath his he-man exterior, Gaston hides a deep secret that could destroy his life if it ever got out, and he is willing to do whatever it takes in order to hide it from the rest of the world.

What is Remus to do when he suddenly finds himself caught in the middle of two brothers' furious feud? The last thing Remus wants is to hurt anybody's feelings, but how can he possibly avoid that? And what about his OWN feelings? Complete.

Sooner or later, every character gets their shot at a second chance. This is Peter Pettigrew's. He may not deserve it but he certainly wasn't happy with how things ended up. The only question was how to get a better future without having to possess the kind of bravery that the lack of had sent him running to Voldemort in the first place...

More points of divergence in the Harry Potter universe. These are those plot elements that, in the hands of a different author, could have driven the canon story-line right off the rails. An ongoing collection of one-shots. Episode 1: The Royal Wizard.

Who says muggles can't do anything? When the British Prime Minister learns of Voldemort, as well as unchecked dementors roaming the country, he will not sit down and take it. No! He will stand up and make sure those wizards know who they're messing with. With the help of the American President Voldemort will regret he ever returned. Continued from Publicola's one shots "Wait, What?

When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!

There's a lot more to Loki than the Avengers had ever realized, and in a corn field in Iowa they have their eyes abruptly and irrevocably opened. Emotional!Loki, Loki & Sleipnir. I honestly can't decide if this is a crack fic or not... I might consider this part of my own personal fannon. A knowledge of the mythological origin of Sleipnir might be helpful, but you'll pick it up.

Series of one shots on the side of the Avengers the public never sees, and coming to understand each other a little better. Team fic

They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.

Itachi's just died...and woken up thirteen again. The only problem is his thirteen year-old self doesn't like the idea of sharing his mind and body with his clan's killer. How hard would you fight to save your family from yourself? ::AU::COMPLETE::

A collections of unimportant, everyday moments missed from the fanfic Timely Errors...and how they change the world as we knew it. Warning, leaps through time expected.

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

After beating Orochimaru, Sasuke hears of Shikamaru's success in getting revenge on Hidan in about a week and decides that since he's made little progress on that himself in the last eight years, he should seek him out and ask for some friendly advice...

Oneshot, crack. An extradimensional meeting of supernatural beings is crashed by none other than Harry Potter.

Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.

Nine tales, one for each member of the Rookie Nine, each one a host of the Kyuubi. Oh the differences the choice of jinchuuriki makes.

Chronicling Dumbledore's never-ending and sometimes desperate attempts to fill the Defense Against the Dark Arts position with anyone but Snape and Snape's persistent attempts to land the job anyway.

The day Harry Potter turned eleven was the day he would have re-entered the magical world. But the letter never came; Harry Potter was a Squib. Dismissed by the wizards, he makes a quiet life for himself and will not stand for them to ruin it.

What if the Dursley family had taken the more practical route of treating Harry kindly in order to keep him away from magic? What if it worked? What if he wants nothing to do with the wizarding world and Dumbledore has to solve his own problems for once?

Fred and George owed so much to the Marauders. If only they'd been given a chance to thank them... Four Times the Weasley Twins should have realised and One Time they did

Harry is victorious and Voldemort is gone, but not all is as it should be. Thrown into the past Harry takes on the role of James Potter’s long lost cousin and attempts to do the one thing Hermione always warned him about. Is this a second chance or curse?

COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.

Ron and Hermione's trip to the Chamber of Secrets, where Ron gets over his inferiority complex and Hermione discovers that anyone can speak Parseltongue if they're unobservant enough.

What should have happened for Civil War.

AU Sixteen years to the day after her first born son was murdered, Professor Lily Potter must deal with the arrival of six unknown people. Post OotP. Reedited and reposted

“It's lovely that you want me as a member,” Harry interrupted Voldemort. “But there’s been a bit of a mixup. I didn’t really mean to join the Death Eaters. I was a little tipsy last night and boys will be boys, you know? Humor, oneshot

8th in the series. Voldemort interprets the prophecy in an odd manner, and tries to talk Harry out of it. The others in this series are referred to.

Remus Lupin is tired. When one is tired, one makes mistakes. Sirius Black is Sirius Black. When one is Sirius Black, one is highly oblivious and makes huge blundering errors. In amongst all this, Fred and George Weasley might finally meet their idols.