solfirehide bio
 Author has written 1 story for Borderlands. Penname: solfire Age: 23 Hometown: Reno, NV Just a busy college kid who likes to write and who immensely enjoys lurking the stories of authors far more talented than she is. Likes pineapple, green tea ice cream, crack pairings and skiing. Fandoms I lurk: Naruto, Harry Potter, Alex Rider, Star Wars, Tamora Pierce, House M.D., Supernatural, Firefly, Inception and anything else I feel like reading. Will write something more interesting when something more interesting comes along. |
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Hell is Other People by amitai reviews
After a series of attacks, Alex's entire class is sent to be trained at the SAS training camp, to give them a degree of self sufficiency to help them defend themselves. Unfortunately for Alex, he has to go with them... and not get noticed as different.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 441,168 - Reviews: 3957 - Favs: 3,445 - Follows: 3,822 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Alex R./Cub
Scattered Thoughts by randomsomeone reviews
A collection of unrelated, mostly lighthearted GaaSaku ficlets. The pair seems to enjoy giving each other a hard time . . .
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,891 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 11/14/2018 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara
The Family Clock by Jan. McNeville reviews
Ever think of the Weasleys' clock? A wizarding watchmaker makes friends with our favorite twins in an answer to the Great Mary Sue Problem. Rating is upped one, just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 192,840 - Reviews: 843 - Favs: 1,102 - Follows: 1,039 - Updated: 8/30/2015 - Published: 2/8/2004 - Charlie W., OC
A Walk in Your Shoes by Spirit007 reviews
Imagine that one person that irritates, infuriates, & insults their way under your skin to the point where each moment with him or her becomes a pop quiz in self-control. Now, imagine that you've woken up in that person's body. For Lily Evans & James Potter, learning to navigate this unfortunate and stressful new reality is truly a walk through hell.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 192,258 - Reviews: 2730 - Favs: 1,771 - Follows: 1,311 - Updated: 8/28/2015 - Published: 9/22/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Dirty Old Men by Crimson Siyrean reviews
After being forced to take seduction classes, the girls decide to take revenge on the opposite sex by showing them just what they've learned about using their feminine wiles. Unfortunately, it doesn't take long to realize that perhaps they've bitten off a bit more than they could chew when getting involved with an older man. Large Ensemble Cast Genma/Hinata Kakashi/Tenten main
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 152,410 - Reviews: 1612 - Favs: 1,184 - Follows: 1,209 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Kakashi H., Tenten, Hinata H., Genma S.
Marauders 101: An Inside Guide by n33n reviews
My deepest, most heartfelt congratulations! You have, inevitably stumbled upon this book. It is no ordinary book...in fact, it...well, what are you waiting for? OPEN UP! [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,566 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 6/17/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Chrysanthemums by wildcatt reviews
Their eternity is a falling petal, an ivory ribbon, a glimpse of outstretched wings. Collection of Nejiten and Team Gai one shots in narutoverse.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,920 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Complete
The Dance by Rose7 reviews
The Hawke sisters were laughing like schoolgirls. It was a village dance, they'd said, one they'd done in Lothering. Female Hawke/Fenris oneshot.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/17/2011 - unknown 1, Fenris - Complete
Would you? by sqvorl reviews
Well, would you? Umm, there's been another short fic added. It's just my tired mind being bombarded with Borderlands. MordecaixLilith
Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Lilith, Mordecai - Complete
Children of the Cobb by WastelandRose reviews
Jayne Cobb whored three laps around the 'verse. His nine illegitimate children showing up on Serenity don't really surprise anyone aside from him. But why are the kids on the run from the Alliance? What will they mean for the Second Unification War? AUish
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 131,762 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Jayne, River
Suckiest Mission Evarrr by Sandataba reviews
Neji. Tenten. Undercover. In a high school. With vampires. And zombies. And pirates. And Kakashi. Kakatenji. Or Nejitenshi. Or Tenten just watching the two of them- no. Maybe. Droubble drabble series.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 75 - Words: 20,325 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Neji H., Kakashi H., Tenten - Complete
Strength in Broken Places by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Pre-series. "She hadn't seen Mal in months; not since he'd refused to follow her lead as she'd followed his for the better part of six years."
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Mal, Zoe W. - Complete
Predictions by Bad Mum reviews
Minerva McGonagall has always enjoyed the Sorting. And she thinks she is pretty good and spotting new Gryffindors. But this year, she will be proved wrong. Written for the "First of September" collaboration at the Hogwarts Online Forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Minerva M. - Complete
Not now and possibly not ever by piticbob reviews
It happens in another warehouse, a few jobs later. Arthur/Ariadne smut.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Arthur, Ariadne - Complete
Hogwarts' Holidays and More by FirstYear reviews
This is going to be an on going effort. I enjoy doing little holiday stories and instead of putting them up one at a time this will be a collection. No one pairing or one character all rated k just to be safe...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,163 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 7/3/2009
Eats, Shoots & Leaves by WastelandRose reviews
Charlie blinked hard, kneading her temples and trying to figure out whether or not she was hallucinating again and, if so, why in the hell her hallucinations all centered on the damn panda...
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,702 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Dean W., Sam W.
Collisions by Bad Mum reviews
Molly Prewett is always bumping into Arthur Weasley. And she likes him. She likes him a lot. But he is going out with her best friend. Written for the Hogwarts Online "beginning of Love" collaboration.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,479 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Molly W., Arthur W.
The Middle Ground by SkItZoFrEaK reviews
If she lets him get too far away, she'll lose him. If he lets her in too close, he'll be skewered. Their best bet is somewhere in the middle ground. Shino. Tenten. Rated for violence and some language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,034 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Shino A., Tenten - Complete
The Exorcism of Herbert Sobel by H.J. Bender reviews
The boys of Easy Company believe Sobel to be possessed by the Devil and attempt to exorcise him. Can you really blame them? Crack/humor.
Band of Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2010 - H. Sobel - Complete
The Places You Have Come To Fear The Most by fordhamalias reviews
Brad/Nate. Brad Colbert loves exactly three things: his Yamaha R1, the United States Marine Corps and Nathaniel Fick.
Generation Kill - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,419 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Complete
Clean Through by AubreyWitch reviews
She’s not responding, and suddenly he has the irrepressible urge to grab her, crush his lips against hers and taste her. Anything to know she’s real—alive. Contains LEMONS NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,802 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Prevent This Tragedy by fordhamalias reviews
Doc Bryan/Colbert, Rudy, Ensemble. It’s been a long day. Doc Bryan has been performing examinations on Bravo Two’s feet all afternoon and could strangle command for issuing orders that the men must not under any circumstance remove their combat boots.
Generation Kill - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Complete
Sister and Brother by xoxcrescentmoonxox reviews
Sister and brother, mother and son. Fred was too much like Fabian, so Molly knew she'd lose him too.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Molly W., Fabian P. - Complete
Tactics and Snowdrifts by Snowsong-86 reviews
What happens when Team 8 and Team Gai have an all-out snowball fight? Chaos. Chaos of the best kind.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,384 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Shino A., Tenten - Complete
The Excellent Glass of the Body by roqueclasique reviews
It wasn't a choice: a look at Ellen and Jo throughout the years. Spoilers for all aired episodes.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,680 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Jo H., Ellen H. - Complete
Light Up, Light Up by Bad Mum reviews
After the final battle, Narcissa and Lucius know that his hours of freedom are limited. Songfic using Snow Patrol's "Run".
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Carmageddon by Arctic Banana reviews
Apparently Mordecai got his driver's license from a box of Froot Loops...
Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Mordecai, Lilith - Complete
Curiously Botanical by mrasaki reviews
Jim knew, from the moment Bones opened his mouth, that Bones was going to say that this was an incredibly, horribly bad idea, and insert the word 'goddammit' at least twice. Christmas fic. -Kirk/McCoy-
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,781 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/23/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Amare Et Sapere Vix Deo Conceditur by coconutmandarin reviews
They are kunoichi first, women second. But in the end they are human and not even they can resist their inner desires. Amare et sapere vix deo conceditur. Even a god finds it hard to love and be wise at the same time. Kunoichi character studies. REVISED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,479 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 8/14/2007
Field Research by randomsomeone reviews
Reading a smutty book's left Gaara with some questions. Gaara's questions might give Sakura a mental breakdown. GaaSaku, fluffy and completely not serious crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,080 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Playing With The Big Kids by SkItZoFrEaK reviews
All work and no play makes Neji a grump.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,635 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Shino A., Tenten
Metamorphoze by Murasaki Kaida reviews
ShinoTen. A collection of Shino/Tenten oneshots of various ratings. Features Drunk!Shino, crack, AU, citrus, and KibaHina, GaaSaku, HidaTema and ShikaIno subpairings. See inside for more details.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,610 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Shino A., Tenten - Complete
The Romance of the Uzumaki by justplainrii reviews
The fact of the matter is that Naruto was conceived due to a bet. A very simple bet, in fact: to find out whether or not Minato Namikaze was a virgin. And, in the process of finding out, Kushina Uzumaki ended up getting much more than she bargained for.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,578 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Kushina U., Minato N.
Dessertion by roqueclasique reviews
Dean locked the car doors. Swear to god, he locked the doors. Except maybe he didn't. Because how the hell did this kid get in here?
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,274 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Dean W. - Complete
The One You'll Know By by roqueclasique reviews
Pre-series, wee!chesters, John POV.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,015 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Dean W., John W. - Complete
Kushiel's Legacy ABC Drabbling by Lenidrabbles reviews
26 drabbles of 100 words each, and each drabble is self-contained. Kushiel's Dart through Kushiel's Mercy. WARNINGS: Same as in the books.
Kushiel's Legacy series - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 3,660 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Complete
Order Meeting by wickedswanz reviews
Fred and George are sharing some strawberries with Hermione. But can they get the Order out of their hair so they can really enjoy them? FW.HG.GW PWP Rated R for sex
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,492 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 85 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Hermione G., Fred W.
The Magic of Birthdays by The Reviews Lounge reviews
A series of oneshots about different characters, written for the latest Reviews Lounge project. Romance, humour, angst, drama, friendship and so much more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 63,676 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 4/4/2008
Art of Love by wickedswanz reviews
Hermione needs the Order's sexiest wizard to teach her the art of love making after being dumped, and Sirius is only too happy to oblige. But can the king of love-em and leave-em give her what she desires or will his heart get in the way? Rating: ADULT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,794 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 1,636 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
The Sorting of Weasleys by Bad Mum reviews
Does what it says on the tin. All seven Weasley siblings, Sorted. For the "Conversations with a Hat" challenge at the HP Fanfiction Challenges Forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Ron W., Fred W. - Complete
the Winchester Grading System by roqueclasique reviews
Sam's new cellphone rings in the middle of eighth-period calculus.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Vita Perseverat by Realmer06 reviews
Pieces Universe. Once a year, she watches their memories, and she relives those short few weeks of her life, when she and a boy still waiting to become himself were thrown together and beat the odds and fought a war and fell in love. Warning: character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,067 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Dean T., Luna L. - Complete
A Strictly Legal Matter by Bad Mum reviews
Draco Malfoy is employing Rose Weasley to do some legal legwork for him. Their meetings are strictly business, but Draco wants more. Does Rose? For the "I never" challnge at the Sober Universe Forum, and very unlike my usual work. Rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Draco M., Rose W. - Complete
Jolly Ol' St Luz by CJSpooks reviews
Set during "Bastogne". Luz spreads Christmas cheer to his friends. Luz/Lip.
Band of Brothers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Complete
Mothers and the Pants by HP-Magic reviews
They always marked their lives by summers and this one is no expception. However, this time, will the pants still fit? Tibby, Lena, Bridget and Carmen embark on a new adventure, pregnancy and motherhood.
Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,141 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 5/30/2006
Grab Fanny by CJSpooks reviews
Luz devises a game to amuse himself and others. "It sounded simple enough, stay in formation and alert to German attack while grabbing a man’s fanny which was always fun ." Luz/everyone in a way , implied Luz/Lipton and Winnix.
Band of Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Complete
The Right Wrong Thing by Luna16 reviews
Fick / Colbert. “I was asking about the song you were singing when I bailed you out of the brig. Louis Armstrong?” Fick continued. “No,” Brad replied. “Princess Vespa. But close.”
Generation Kill - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Complete
Vermillion by Murasaki Kaida reviews
ShinoTen AU. Tenten is the PA for one of the world's biggest rock bands. But is it the frontman she wants, or the lead guitarist who's catching her eye? AU, Crack, Rock Music abound. Also with KibaHina, ShikaIno, HidaTema, GaaSaku. Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,937 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Shino A., Tenten - Complete
6 Ficlets All in a Row by roqueclasique reviews
I wrote 6 ficlets for a hurt/comfort meme over on LJ, and am posting them here in one document. Each chapter is a new fic. We got bad haircuts, outta-gas Impalas, passed-out Sam, Dean with a busted shoulder, Dean loopy on morphine, & teen!Dean on acid.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,415 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Dethlove by H.J. Bender reviews
After Toki suffers a debilitating accident feeding the rats one Saturday, Nathan's life will never be the same again. N/T slash.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,550 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Nathan E., Toki W. - Complete
Locker Room Therapy by Asuka Kureru reviews
SasuNaru. AU. He'd rather think about Sasuke punching him, kissing him. It's weird, but normal-weird. It's not waking up handcuffed to a lead pipe and being held down as a psycho with his father's face calls him 'my son' and carves up his cheeks.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,337 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 95 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Turtleneck by GenKay reviews
Sam asks Dean a personal question. Hilarity ensues. Set after "Monster Movie".
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Albatross by Arrow reviews
Ashley Williams on Virmire.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,544 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Complete
Femme Fatale by Cyberwolf reviews
Tenten puts Neji through exquisite torture. Best of all, she doesn't even know she's doing it. ...or does she?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,548 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 10/29/2008 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Neji H., Tenten
Weasley Shuffle by Bad Mum reviews
Put on a music player and get ready to write. Once ready, start and hit your play button. You only have for as long as the song plays to write out a piece of your choice." For the HPFanfiction Challenges forum Shuffle challenge. Jango plus The Weasleys.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,549 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/14/2008 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Ginny W., Ron W.
A Civil Partnership by amitai reviews
SLASH, eventual Alex/Yassen. MI6 take things a step too far with Alex, then send him to New York for his latest assignment. We all knew Alex's 'teenage rebellion' stage would be impressive. But add in Yassen Gregorovich, and the results are... explosive.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,954 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G.
Captain Neji and the Hidden Straits of Death by wildcatt reviews
A mysterious prisoner. A pirate lass with remarkable aim. Betrayal, bloodshed and perhaps freedom for one Neji Hyuuga, Captain of the Royal Guards. And thus, the swashbuckling adventure begins...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 83,888 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 1/6/2006
Second Chances by Cyberwolf reviews
They never had the chance to be children. Neji does something to remedy that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,068 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Neji H., Tenten
Fake Empire by Lila2 reviews
Five Times Nathaniel Fick Wanted to be One of the Guys
Generation Kill - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Complete
Demon Days by Lila2 reviews
Five Times 2nd Platoon Tried to Mend Brad Colbert's Broken Heart
Generation Kill - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,840 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
White Lilies by cassesque reviews
Sirius, Godric's Hollow, 1981. In some ways, it is worse to find Lily dead than Prongs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Sirius B. - Complete
Night Light by Usagi Selene reviews
A hopefully funny conversation between Lipton and Speirs after taking the town of Foy.
Band of Brothers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2008 - C. Lipton, R. Speirs - Complete
Three Word Consequences by painted.inkblot reviews
Five times Dean Thomas should have said, "I love you." Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Dean T. - Complete
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 3,344 - Follows: 453 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Menagerie – A Collection of Naruto Shorts by Wicked Innuendo reviews
An ongoing collection of Naruto shorts featuring drabbles based on GENMA, NARUTO, INO, SAKURA, ITACHI, KAKASHI, JIRAIYA and other characters in a variety of situations from comedy to angst to fluff and so on.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,522 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 11/14/2004
Prodigal by Dyce reviews
PostMiranda, the crew adjust to the changes in their lives and their 'verse. As the storms caused by the Miranda Clip escalate, the families they left behind have to be faced as a new one comes together on Serenity. Last in the Horseshoe Nails series
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,607 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Jayne, River
Rise and Fall by paperbkryter reviews
The Winchester cycle of self sacrifice continues. Dean survives Hell and goes on to live a full life, but just when he thinks he can let down his gaurd, a new threat arises and he must pass the torch to a new generation.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,169 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
A Fairy's Tale by amitai reviews
Total crackfic... Alex Rider, The Fairy Tale. Oh, c'mon, it was bound to happen sometime...
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,095 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Alex R./Cub, J. Sprintz
Firefly drabbles by Lenidrabbles reviews
Stories told in 100 words. All characters. Canon pairings. Enjoy! Rating is a 'just in case' policy
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Mal, River - Complete
Legacy by Nymbis reviews
The men of Sarutobi have a long history of nicotine addiction, facial hair, and death in the battlefield. Konohamaru shaves each and every morning.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 37 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Konohamaru S., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Morphine and Radio Waves by Spike'sSavior reviews
Luz talks with Roe after Hoobler dies and decides that someone needs to be there to save Roe. George Luz/Eugene Roe
Band of Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Complete
Rarest of Them All by WastelandRose reviews
Five times Dean Winchester gave blood. Just some randomness that came to me while standing in line at the blood bus. GIVE BLOOD!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Strange Sleeping Arrangements by randomsomeone reviews
Learning to sleep would never be this hard for a normal person. Gaara would consider himself lucky that he has a medic's help . . . If she'd keep her hands to herself, that is. GaaSaku, rated for petting and banter, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 64 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Chocolate and Ginger by Bad Mum reviews
Bill and Fleur fluff. With chocolate. What more do you need? Written for the Reviews Lounge Valentine project.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,834 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Bill W., Fleur D. - Complete
Drummer Girl by CatEye360 reviews
"I only sweat when I'm having sex or playing drums" she said. ShikaTen Rated for innuendo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Shikamaru N., Tenten - Complete
In Perpetua by amitai reviews
MARY SUE PARODY. Jessica Emerald LumleyPartington is a very special girl. And poor, poor Alex Rider is about to find out just how special she is. ON TEMPORARY HIATUS
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,502 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/13/2007 - Published: 10/26/2007
Minato, In Love by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kushina Uzumaki is insane.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 1,762 - Follows: 188 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Minato N. - Complete
Smoke and Mirrors by Gray Raincloud reviews
A collection of oneshots all about the shinobi of Suuna, especially Gaara and his family. Will contain all sorts of pairings, genres and ratings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,315 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Gaara
Lessons in Latin by Lady Cleo reviews
Being dead for a moment, whether you remember or not, always has consequences. A continuation off the story ‘Bound.’
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,608 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Jayne, River
In the Cards by oooshinythings reviews
Was this a date? Lily found herself thinking. They had planned a time and a place, and met to be together. No, not to be together, Lily corrected herself, to do work. They were here to do work. Lily was here to do work. Not to think about James Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 74,991 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 10/29/2007 - Published: 2/1/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Lemon FOIL by Cyberwolf reviews
written for the Nejiten FOIL challenge. Pure random Nejiten smexiness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 37 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Natural Troublemakers by randomsomeone reviews
Naruto decides to show Gaara how to have fun in a normal way—but when Naruto’s idea of “normal” fun catches Sakura in the crossfire, things get a little crazy. NaruGaaSaku, OT3, heavyduty crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,687 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/4/2007 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Storms and Rainbows by Bad Mum reviews
Fred had a suspicion that if for some reason one of them ever had to get by without his twin, that George would make a much better shot at it than he would. Because the thing that frightened Fred most of all was the thought of being separated from George
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,826 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
East O' The Sun And West O' The Moon by wildcatt reviews
A collection of AU Nejiten drabbles and oneshots, each one set in a different time or place.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,276 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Complete
Death and the Nonbeliever by IrisEclipsed reviews
[AU] Neji's life is getting complicated: School is becoming chaotic, Death is on his case, and he might just be falling for his best friend. [Neji x Tenten] [Minor pairings: SasuSaku, InoShikaTem, NaruHina] [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,628 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Six Foot Of Ginger Idiot by Pinky Brown reviews
Or, Ron Weasley's Year Six Diary: the whole of Half-Blood Prince from Ron's point of view. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll want to shake him. Winner of "Best Humour Fic" at the 2008 Reviewer's Choice Awards on FFnet.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 126,584 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Blank Canvas by desolate butterfly reviews
[InoKankuro, smut] Paint is Kankuro's specialty, but Ino knows just how to use his own weapons against him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Ino Y., Kankuro - Complete
Honey by coconutmandarin reviews
He never finished his sentence because Tenten pulled his face forward none too gently and pressed her mouth to his.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
They Travel in Packs by SabaceanBabe reviews
Two girls were hanging on Sam. It’d been a long time since she’d had a couple of groupies for breakfast. A Kara Thrace/Sam Anders fic
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2007 - K. Thrace/Starbuck, S. T. Anders/Longshot - Complete
A baby? What to do? by Gray Raincloud reviews
[One shotish] Due to those inexplicable forces that sometimes plague their world, Kisame and Itachi find themselves with a baby. Their baby. Question is, how to get rid of it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Retaking the Sky by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Firefly AU. Mal might have been her first love, but Wash... somehow when she wasn't looking, he'd wired himself right into her crucial decisionmaking trees. A sentient ship & pilot story.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,853 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Zoe W. - Complete
How the Other Half Lives by SicTransitGloria reviews
He wonders what it must be like to be the giver and not the receiver, the healer and not the resigned patient. It’s been years since he’s had to wonder if he has cold hands. HayatexSakura oneshot, rated for content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,471 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Hayate G., Sakura H. - Complete
Destiny by WastelandRose reviews
Serenity's children choose their paths. The 'verse will never be the same. A sequel to 'Take Me Where I Cannot Stand,' which you'll be pretty lost if you don't read first.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 49,018 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/23/2007 - Published: 1/8/2007
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 4,599 - Follows: 757 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
Where Death Is King by NessieGG reviews
Some things were taboo for members of the Argent syndicate. Falling in love was at the top of the list. [NejiTen] [AU One shot.] [Written for the NejiTen FC's AU Contest]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,645 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Miranda by Dyce reviews
The Big Damn Movie, but the altered bonds between the crew make it play out very differently as old relationships strengthen and new ones are formed. Fourth in the Horseshoe Nails series.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 124,933 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 3/18/2007 - Published: 1/29/2007 - River, Jayne - Complete
Five Meme: A Civil Tongue by curi reviews
Five times River Tam left Jayne Cobb speechless. River/Jayne. Last edited 08/12.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Jayne, River - Complete
Maintenance by curi reviews
River has a problem. Inara has a solution. Jayne's man-parts are involved. The rest of Jayne seems to be optional. Last edited 08/12.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,314 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Jayne, River - Complete
Kinship by Dyce reviews
Jayne gets more attached to River, Simon and Inara become friends, and Mal is most unhappy. This is a sequel to 'Two Gorram Days',covering the time between 'Objects in Space' and 'Serenity: Those Left Behind'. PreRayne. 2nd in the Horseshoe Nail series.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,705 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 92 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Jayne, River - Complete
Seasonal Society by NessieGG reviews
Perhaps not quite the spirit of Christmas, but they try. [AU] [NejiTen, SasuSaku, ShikaTem, NaruHina] [One shot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Complete
Take Me Where I Cannot Stand by WastelandRose reviews
Louisa Agnes Serenity Washburne hated her name... a miniseries about the life of Zoe and Wash's daughter. my first attempt at Firefly fanfic so reviews are appreciated. sequel 'Destiny' is now posted.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,247 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Complete
Confessions by Cyberwolf reviews
Tenten is trying to tell Neji something. He's not quite getting it. [NejiTen]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,931 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/8/2006 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Story of The Year by TheEdithFactory reviews
Love? This has nothing to do with Love. No, this is just a Story: Two pints of Blazing Rows, a cup of Broken Promises and a dash of Mutual Attraction. Mix together, shake well and there you have it. The Story of The Year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,928 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/19/2006 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Tales From The 'Verse by Winter Sapphire reviews
A project I did for school. A 'Fireflyed' Canterbury Tales prologue, with all nine characters described in Chaucer's poetic style.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Complete
Strip by KinkerBelle reviews
What is it about Mal and his penchant for crazy jobs that tends to get certain crew members into odd situations? A series of one shots that make a whole story. RiverJayne.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,496 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 7/13/2006 - River, Jayne
Apollo and Starbuck from A to Z by roofietoof reviews
Alphabetized scenes from the lives of our favorite pair of frakked up pilots. No rhyme or reason to it whatsoever. Random and unrelated.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,576 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2006 - L. Adama/Apollo, K. Thrace/Starbuck - Complete
Tsuris by NessieGG reviews
They played each other every time, both physically and mentally. [Shikamaru x Temari. One shot.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Weaponry by desolate butterfly reviews
[A Team Seven crackfic] Kakashi eavesdrops on his adorable little students and overhears something that he really wishes he hadn't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 2,221 - Follows: 443 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Flood by desolate butterfly reviews
[NaruNeji] Naruto likes to watch Neji in the rain.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Naruto U., Neji H. - Complete
Therapy by The Sketchywallflowr reviews
Jayne has become River's new therapist. 'New Age' doesnt even begin to cover it. Strong language and lots of sex.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,971 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/6/2006 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Jayne, River - Complete
If Things Were Different by Boque reviews
In a life Ginny labeled hell, Harry Potter is a Slytherin, Pansy Parkinson is her best friend and Vincent Crabbe is the Quidditch Announcer. She and Hermione now have to play the parts they were given, find a countercurse, and finally get back to their di
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,973 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/1/2006 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Bondage by desolate butterfly reviews
[NaruNejiSasu] In which Naruto enlightens his lovers as to the benefits of some kinds of chains.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Naruto U., Neji H. - Complete
Strangely Comfortable by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Fusion-fic. The crew of Serenity rescue a shipload of students from River's Academy. Connor and Murphy McManus are among them. 5x500 words.
Crossover - Firefly & Boondock Saints - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/21/2006 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Mal, Connor M., Murphy M. - Complete
Night Moves by Fair-Ithil reviews
She made a face and let him know she knew he was lying. She always knew...Late nights on Serenity bring about unexpected things.[ PostBDM Rayne]
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Jayne, River - Complete
But Why a Spoon? by paperbkryter reviews
Who me? Freaked out? Nah. A little post Nightmare ficlet
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Complete
Romantic Notions by mnemosyne23 reviews
They were only trying to protect her. KaraLee, KaraAnders
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,621 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2006 - K. Thrace/Starbuck, L. Adama/Apollo - Complete
Too Sexy For a Shirt by TheArchives reviews
Complete. Various incidents involving the guys without their shirts on...and the girls around to appreciate it! Various pairings, all het. At last, number 10: Orochimaru gets a blind date with...?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,147 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/3/2006 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Complete
This Is My Life by flying turd reviews
I was standing their in my bra and undies, frozen midway through a dance move, with salad on my face as three of the schools hottest hunks stared at me... Embarrasing, no?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,053 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/23/2006 - Published: 2/11/2005
Touchy Feely by firefly reviews
Among other things besides threatening, killing, and maiming, Gaara loves hugs.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 1,416 - Follows: 163 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
A River Runs Through It by Blackheart ZERO reviews
Several unrelated Firefly stories. Chapter 1: Mind Reading is Fundamental! A bizarre accident gives Jayne newfound powers.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,332 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/7/2006
The Troubles of Being in Love With Sirius Black by padfootqueen reviews
MWPP era. Lily's best friend Cordelia Ash comes to Hogwarts as in exchange student. What will happen when sparks fly between Cory and Sirius? Learn how Hogwarts might never be the same! Not a Mary Sue! I promise! please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 52,630 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/3/2006 - Published: 1/17/2005 - Sirius B.
Oh, Susanna by WastelandRose reviews
She's going to drive him mad, he's sure of it. That's, of course, assuming she hasn't actually succeeded in doing so already, and he doesn't know if he's entirely sure she hasn't... Sort of a songfic, but not really. SiriusOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,184 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Matchmaker by Pace reviews
Updated: 20051204. 'The day I join forces with Dumbledore is the day my son declares his undying love for a mudblood,' Lucius snapped. ... Oh, really? Rated 'M' for language and implications.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,562 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/4/2005 - Published: 1/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Marriage Counseling 101 by mnemosyne23 reviews
River and Jayne are having a fight, and everyone else is caught in the crossfire. Mal, RiverJayne, Zoe
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,127 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/12/2005 - River, Jayne
Daddy's Little Girl by mnemosyne23 reviews
an indeterminate future, young Abigail Cobb watches her family come apart at the seams. RiverJayne
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Jayne, River
Back to Bellepheron by bugchicklv reviews
A job, some costumes, and one BIG DAMN distraction...
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,000 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2005
Little Green Leaf by Ninja Shen reviews
...Fine. If you wanna die so bad, it's your call. But you gotta prove to me you're worth the effort. I'll let you fight my sister... but first, you gotta get through ME. Kankuro x Tenten [finished]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,591 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 1,048 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 11/10/2004 - Kankuro, Tenten - Complete
Trick or Treat by mnemosyne23 reviews
Halloween foof! It's Halloween, and River spreads the festive cheer to the rest of the Serenity crew in her own unique way. All characters, all major 'ships, no Serenity spoilers.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/24/2005 - River, Jayne
Softly Say Goodnight by Chevira Lowe reviews
(PG-15) Jiraiya, Orochimaru and Tsunade as a team. How they began, and why they fell apart.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,299 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 10/10/2005 - Published: 3/14/2005
Charm by draigonfire reviews
A bet gone awry results in a battle of wits and wills between the Prince of Slytherin and his most disagreeable subject. He has everything to lose, she could care less, and the clock has just started ticking. Let the charming begin. DG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,090 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 48 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Blaise Z., Draco M.
Squabble by mnemosyne23 reviews
Future baby!fic. River and Jayne discuss what to name the newest addition to the Serenity family. No spoilers.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/4/2005 - Jayne, River
Naming Conventions by mnemosyne23 reviews
Kara and Lee and baby make... fluff! Some harmless, snuggly fluff as Lee and Kara welcome their second daughter into the world.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,077 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2005 - K. Thrace/Starbuck, L. Adama/Apollo
The Magnificent Bastard by mnemosyne23 reviews
Starbuck sets the Nuggets straight on why Lee gets to spend so much time in the Mark VII. Hints of LeeKara.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,228 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/22/2005 - K. Thrace/Starbuck, L. Adama/Apollo
Why I Love Lily Evans by I Call Him Fred reviews
One afternoon in the Common Room, James decides to make a list of all the reasons why he loves Lily Evans. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/19/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Almost by randomsomeone reviews
It almost proves to be more than they can handle. Thankfully, almost doesn’t count. NaruSakuGaa, OT3, somewhat dark oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Complete
Sins of Youth by Legend Maker reviews
A Teen Titans and Incredibles crossover. New chapter, it's time to meet an old familar face. And an old unfamilar face. And someone brand new...and when you're done, you'll wish you never met her...
Incredibles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 123,503 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/14/2005 - Published: 4/6/2005
Mon Mari, Mon Epouse by mnemosyne23 reviews
You are invited to THE wedding of the Potterverse: Fleur Delacour and Bill Weasley! Contains spoilers for HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,142 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/26/2005 - Bill W., Fleur D. - Complete
Toasting Tomorrow by mnemosyne23 reviews
Questions of mortality between Bill and Fleur, and why tomorrow is a gift. SPOILERS FOR HALFBLOOD PRINCE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,294 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2005 - Bill W., Fleur D.
Draco's Detour by Black Aliss reviews
Draco takes a detour and runs into Harry. My version of chapter 6 of HBP...involving several drunks, a slutty icecream girl, and the bust of Rowena Ravenclaw. Cheers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,752 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Bound by Lady Cleo reviews
Where Jayne goes, River always follows.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,130 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Jayne, River - Complete
Stranded by Chaosti reviews
Lee and Kara are stranded. Their mission? To retrieve clothes at all costs.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2005 - L. Adama/Apollo, K. Thrace/Starbuck
An Apple a Day by Kaeru Soyokaze reviews
When Tenten winds up with a bad cold, Team Gai becomes her nurses! Can she survive? And who keeps leaving her apples? Nejiten.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,970 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/17/2005
The End of Our Days by Visions reviews
Series of one-shots. Chapter 3, Anko-centric: "There are different ways of coping with loss in Konoha. Oftimes, a good cry will do the trick. For those who don’t know how to cry, there are therapies. For those where crying isn’t enough, there are medicine
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,131 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/17/2005 - Published: 12/12/2004
Choices in the Dark by SkItZoFrEaK reviews
Conversation about Sasuke, between Sakura and Gaara. One shot. Potentially confusing. A few bad words. 'Ware the crack-ficlet.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/29/2005 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Our Story Now by HP-Magic reviews
George is back home but adjusting back to his old life is proving difficult. Where is he and Hermione's happily ever after? This story follows George and Hermione's journey to find it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,852 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/23/2005 - Published: 1/26/2005 - George W., Hermione G.
Of That Most Beautiful Disorder by kimi no vanilla reviews
Hyuuga Neji learns something about fate, about breaking chains, and perhaps just a bit about solving puzzles. NejixKankurou. Yes, you read that right.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,922 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/17/2005 - Kankuro, Neji H. - Complete
Teamwork by Asuka Kureru reviews
NaruSasuSaku. Why are Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura waking up in the same bed anyway? What has got the Council so freaked? How will Team 7 cope with the repercussions? OT3, not love triangle. With plot! COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 47,357 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 1,770 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 3/8/2005 - Published: 8/6/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Lily Evans James Potter FanFiction: A HowTo Guide by Daisy Pennifold reviews
In which Sirius finds a howto guide, truths are discovered, and James and Lily are unwitting pawns in the game of love. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,528 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/6/2005 - Published: 10/16/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Diagon Venus by tamlane reviews
Hermione is unwittingly selected to write a romance column for Witch Weekly. As her stories unfold, she realizes that the line between fiction and reality is not always so definite. Slytherin Blaise Zabini provides ample inspiration. HGBZ
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 74,304 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 12/4/2004 - Published: 9/10/2004 - Hermione G., Blaise Z.
a million doors by Visions reviews
She thought it was too hard, that she could never love him. Then she found out how wrong she was. InoShikamaru, as requested.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,977 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/30/2004
Cold by Visions reviews
Requested KakaSaku. Their relationship, based on a growing up and a series of cold moments, nevertheless is precious in a way the past can never be.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,715 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/16/2004
Little Gifts by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
Kiba has a present for Hinata. Assuming he can actually give it to her. (Fluff alert)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/29/2004
Reasons Not To Go To Sleep by Sunfreak reviews
The insomnia's a pain, but otherwise life isn't too bad. IzumoKoteshi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,061 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/27/2004 - Published: 1/19/2004
Looking at the Sky by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
It's a bad night for Sasuke. Naruto and Sakura give the only comfort they have...(shounen ai, het, threesome)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/26/2004
Second Time Around by Sunfreak reviews
The universe is infinite and everything you can imagine is real. TsunadeJiraiya, except when it's not.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/19/2004
Hell is for Neji by Pierrot twixt Columbine reviews
Spoilers for Naruto Manga! Hyuuga Neji is a prodigy, the 1 rookie of Konoha. He has survived the academy, deadly missions, a battle with Naruto, and even a battle with a Jonin. But can he survive his teammates?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,979 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/16/2003
The Height of Walls by Pierrot twixt Columbine reviews
SakuLee. While recovering from his injuries, Neiji learns more about Lee than he ever wanted to know. MASSIVE SPOILERS for the manga up to chap. 180. You have been warned.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,304 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/12/2003
FARAMIR: Owner's Guide and Manual by lalaithien reviews
PG for mild innuendo. This is an homage to the brilliant Owner's Guides by Theresa Green, which I adore. If you enjoy, write a review and let me know!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/28/2003 - Faramir
Eowyn : The Owner's Guide And Maintenance Manual by Sargastic Kit reviews
Inspired by Theresa Green's wonderful 'Owners' Guide' Series, and published with her permission, everything you could ever want to know about the care and ownership of your fair Lady of Rohan...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/10/2003 - Eowyn
The Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy by Meir Brin reviews
**Complete!** Welcome to HFA, a school for fanfiction writers of the Harry Potter designation. Yet who would have the courage to teach such a motley bunch? Why the Harry Potter characters themselves, of course! (A Miss Cam-authorized OFU)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 79,887 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/17/2003 - Published: 9/26/2002 - Complete
Sheridan Rose by JuliaBeth reviews
This is Sheridan's story of 1971. Chapter Twenty-one is up! Blue and Sunshine talk to Sherri and Precious. Gerry talks to Ray. I suck at summaries. Please read it anyways!!Hope you all enjoy this chapter. Please R&R.
Remember the Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,979 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/15/2003 - Published: 12/16/2001
Bedtime Stories by Sunfreak reviews
Kakashi tucks Team 7 in, despite heavy protesting on their parts. Yaoi and yuri.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 156 - Published: 6/20/2003
PPC: From the Files of Polaris and Aria by Cat Meringue reviews
Two partners protecting the canon from the scum of the Sue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,508 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/28/2003 - Published: 8/20/2002
Timing is Everything by mnemosyne23 reviews
Julie and Adam share a tender night before the Ducks part ways after college. Rated R for implied sexual situations and some language.
Mighty Ducks - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,752 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/1/2002 - Adam B., Julie G. - Complete
Morning Glory by mnemosyne23 reviews
A sweet morning interlude in bed between Julie and Adam. Pure foof!
Mighty Ducks - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/15/2002 - Adam B., Julie G. - Complete
Nothin' in This World for Free reviews
A collection of drabbles and short scenes. Multiple characters. Meant to amuse and distract from whatever important things you had to do. Chapter one: Lilith defends her man! M for swearing and violent images.
Borderlands - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Lilith, Brick
