Hello fan fiction reader or users i have like 15 ideas to write about but i want to finish the stories i have now...*sigh* comitment is a bitch when it comes to story writing

about me!

Name: Jax

origin of name: it's my cats name! ;)

favorite piece of technology: Laptop and Ipod.

Wish: To have magical powers like but not including C.C.S.!s

my favorite things to watch or (in no particular order)

D.gray-man (both manga and anime)

ouran high school host club (anime)

harry potter(novels , hate the movies)

percy jackson series (OMG its freaking amazing hated the movie though)

PJO series "season" 2 (Holy crap new level of epicness right there.)

card captors(loved that show when i was younger)

Sherlock holmes (Watched the movie then read the books and ho my goodness it is epic!)

digimon (all the seaons except savers)

megaman nt warrior (liked it when i was younger)

NCIS (Abby and Tony are my favs)

Criminal Mind (REID 4EVA)

Jak and Daxter (Played it when i was younger and got back into it)

Glee

Fable 2 & 3

Code Lyoko

Big Bang Theory

full metal alchemist (only the anime)

D.N. angel (both)

shugo chara(hate manga love anime an amuto fan)

tsubasa reservoir chronicles (not far in manga but is extremely good)

code gease lelooch of the rebellion

Night world series(book)

inheritence cycle (book)

danny phantom (cartoon)

pokemon (all the seasons and it's friken awesome! hey i was like 6 when they had the first pokemon episode out so i literally grew up with it so yeah i'm a huge fan even now! when im 17!)

inuyasha (was obsessive for like 3 years)

black cat (awesome characters man Sven for the win!)

georgia nicolson series (that right there is some funny English -British- shit, i'm not lying you cant read one of those for 5 minutes until you burst out laughing)

chrono crusade (anime and rosette and chrono for the win!)

Shugo Chara (just love Kukai)

...and more but cant think of them at the moment.

things i absoluteley hate to watch or read

naruto (either one really i hate the anime and the manga)

bleach (used to like it now i hate it when is it going to end?!!??!?!)

one piece (same as bleach)

rwj=3 (youtube channel used to be good, sucks now)

Twilight series (used to like it but i stopped for awhile then tried to get back into it and oh MY GOSH! how could i ever like it!)

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that stuff up in two seconds. That's why when I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you

What makes life 100 percent?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 percent? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants more than 100 percent. How about achieving 103 percent? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

then:

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96

but:

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100

and:
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close,
attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.

And look how far this will take you...

A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118

Think about it... and have a nice day at work... :)

"You are depriving some village of an idiot."

"I started out with nothing and still have most of it left."

"Chaos, panic and disorder... Well, my work here is done."

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Microsoft: You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips that answer none

"I shall be know as 'Proffesor', or 'Sir' not 'dude', 'my leige' or 'Time the Enchanter'."

I'm going to face your punch in!

Nodding your head in shame.

Your H like a Hamster!

In soviet Russia bridge rides you .

"Something, something Dark Side. Something, something cookies."

"LEROY JENKINS!"

Edward Cullen=A gay, sparkly fairy

List your 10 fav characters from any Fandom (Harry Potter)

1. Harry Potter

2. Fred

3. Hermione

4. Remus

5.Sirius

6. Draco

7. Lord Voldemort

8. Dobby

9. Geroge

10. Bill

Have you ever read a 5/10 fic before?

Sirius and Bill? Damn no i havent but im sure someone out there with a really out there imagination has written one.

Do you think 3 is hot? How hot?

Hermione...im a girl so ... my bro thinks shes hot though so yeah...(Ackward palm tree)

What do you think would happen if 6 got 1 pregnant?

if Draco got Harry pregnant? Ive read alot of those, but in Cannon? um hexing, swearing, crying...oh definitley crying.

Do you recall any good fics about 9?

About Geroge? cant say ive read anyfics about George only Fred :P

Would 7 and 2 make a good couple?

Lord Voldemort and Fred..hm let me think about i- NOOOO~! N.O. No! My imagination,it burns!

What is a better couple? 4 and 8 or 4 and 9?

Remus and Dobby or Remus and George? umm the humanXhuman pairing since im not into beastiality, and Remus fights his wolf so it doesnt count.

What would happen if 7 discovered 3 and 8 in a secret relationship?

If Lord Voldemort caught Hermione and Dobby in a relationship? well first question that comes to mind is what is L.V. doing peeping on two light sided people, secondly why would it be L.V. in the first place and finally Hermione has gone too far with S.P.E.W. and needs to have an intervention.

Make a twenty word summary for a 2 and 6 fic.

A Fred and Draco fic? The Weasel would do anything for his Ferret. Except tell the world of their relationship. Or their families.

Is there such thing as a romantic fluff story for 4 and 10?

A fluff for Remus and Bill? not as a main pairing but as a side all the time.

Suggest a title for a 1 and 5 hurt/comfort fic.

Harry/Sirius? easy. "It Wasnt Suppose To Be Like This" or "Sirius's Wish" or "Harry's Regret"

What kind of plot would you use for 4 and 1?

Harry and Remus? Instead of the Dursleys raising Harry Remus did. Harry/Fred. Sirius/Remus, Luna/Neville, Dumbles Bashing.

Does anyone on your friends list read 7 and 9 slash?

Lord Voldemort and Geroge, my friends dont read slash let alone something that is that far out there.