The idea for this story has been nagging me for awhile. I can't read any FF DGM stories without thinking about this and cracking up.

WARNING: You will never be able to look at the sentence "(insert name here) lost his/her Innocence." the same way again.

Disclaimer: If I owned -Man, there would be no plot line, because I would never get anything done. Since there IS a plot line, and an uber-epic one at that, I obviously don't own -Man. I probably don't even own this plot line because it's so cliché.

Well, enjoy the story while I go cry in a corner.

Hushed whispers traveled like waves throughout the Black Order. Every finder, science group member, and exorcist who hadn't known about the situation before, were clumped together in groups, discussing said situation. The situation where Allen had lost his Innocence.

It had just been announced that day, so obviously it was the topic of the century and everyone was talking about it.

One of the groups was in the cafeteria, whispering conspiratorially as they watched the subject of their discussion eating his mountain of food with his friends: Lavi, Lenalee, and Kanda. It was when the whispers got to the point of annoying that Lavi got an idea. Grinning that grin of his that said "I-just-got-a-brilliant-idea-and-I-know-that-you-know-it-but-I-can't-tell-you-just-yet-because-I'm-waiting-for-the-perfect-opportunity-to-put-my-idea-into-action-so-that-it-will-have-the-most-traumatic-effect", Lavi went through the best course of action to reaching his ultimate goal: permanently scaring Allen and Kanda for life.

Lenalee, who was sitting across from Lavi, noticed the grin that Lavi wore and sent him a questioning glance. Lavi replied with a "don't say anything" gesture and nodded his head towards Allen, then Kanda, then the group of finders. Lenalee got the message and developed a psychotic grin of her own, which went unnoticed by Allen and Kanda.

This was going to be good.

Lavi waited for the perfect opportunity.

And waited.

And waited.

Finally, one of the finders whispered "I can't believe Walker lost his Innocence. It must have been painful." and Lavi took the opportunity to jump up onto the table and point his fork at the group.

"Shut up!" he cried. Surprise followed his outburst and the cafeteria went quiet.

Nobody said anything. They all stared at the rabbit and his accusatory eating utensil.

Lavi put his plan into action by wailing in a defensive tone, "Shut up! Just because Allen lost his innocence, doesn't mean he's a different person! So, there's no reason for you to keep whispering about him. Look! He still snorts his food! He still smiles! He still walks perfectly fine, well, not after certain nights, but that's the not the point. Yeah, it probably hurt to lose his innocence, but I'm pretty sure all of us have felt a similar pain. Maybe not in the same circumstances, but the point is: Allen is still the same even though he lost his innocence." He paused dramatically, and then added, after a smirk, "To Kanda."

Time seemed to stop. Kanda choked on his soba while Allen spit out the banana he was eating. It suddenly didn't seem right to eat the insinuatingly shaped fruit.

The cafeteria held its breath as the two supposed archenemies made eye contact.

Then, something happened that none of the Order, not even Lavi or Lenalee, expected.

Allen blushed.

Scowling in Kanda's direction, the white-haired, adorable, innocent, fifteen year-old boy cried, "Kanda! How did they find out?"

Everybody in the room fainted from nosebleeds at the thought of Allen and Kanda going at it like bunny rabbits.

And that is how the Order found out about Yullen.

The End.

Finished! :) Haha!

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