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![]() Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight. A BIT ABOUT ME :) Hi my name is Danielle Muir - Recently Married I am 26 Years of age I live in Scotland, Glasgow MY FAVORITE MOVIE QUOTES :) 'SO THE LION FELL IN LOVE WITH THE LAMB' - TWILIGHT 'AGAIN I MUST ASK TO MUCH OF YOU HARRY' - HARRY POTTER 6 'YOUR MOOD SWINGS ARE GIVING ME WHIPLASH' - TWILIGHT THE VOLTURI DONT GIVE SECOUND CHANCES' - ECLIPSE 'I AM A WHAT?' - HARRY POTTER 1 'YOUR HARRY POTTER' - HARRY POTTER 1 'SO YOUR AN ADREALINE JUNKIE NOW GREAT' - NEW MOON JACOB - 'BELLA YOUR BLEEDING' BELLA - 'WHAT OH SORRY' JACOB - 'YOUR APOLGISING FOR BLEEDING? BELLA - 'YEAH I GUESS I AM' - NEW MOON BANDS I HAVE SEEN LIVE A DAY TO REMEMBER BRING ME THE HORIZON AUGUST BURNS RED YOUR DEMISE ARETICTICS PARAMORE PARKWAY DRIVE RED JUMPSUIT APPARATUS FUN WE CAME AS ROMANS COME BACK KID NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast TWILIGHT FANS: would rather rely on Alice for future predictions NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you! NORMAL PEOPLE: think that vampires are all like Dracula NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation TWILIGHT FANS: MUST have this on there profile! This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care about it, copy and paste it to your profile. My name is Sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this TO ALL THOSE WHO THINK HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG AND WANT TO FIGHT FOR A BETTER FUTURE FOR OUR GAY AND LESBIAN FRIENDS, PLEASE REPOST THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE. - I am the girl who got kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. PLEASE REPOST THIS IF YOU BELIEVE HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG. PLEASE DO YOUR PART TO END IT. If you have ever had the Edward/Jacob argument with someone, copy this to your profile. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. If Robert Pattinson as Edward made you swoon, copy this to your profile. If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile. If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile. You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading Twilight and/or New Moon and/or Eclipse, copy and pastes this onto your profile. If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you love Kellen Lutz as Emmett Cullen, copy and past this into your profile If you've ever had a really (and I mean really) obvious revelation, such as "my gosh, I get it, it's called fall, because the leaves fall from the trees!" copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile. If you too are in love with a fictional vampire named Edward Cullenand are unashamed to admit it, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile. If you've never had "The Talk", but instead learned everything you needed to know from television or fanfic, copy this into your profile. If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. If you are willing to admit that you are absolutely in love with Edward Cullen, a completely fictional character...copy/paste this into your profile If you truly believe that there is an Edward Cullen out there somewhere for you (his name doesn't have to be Edward)...copy/paste this into your profile. If you are in love with a Twilight character, copy and paste this in your profile. If you flip whenever you see someone reading a Twilight series book and you want to talk to them all about it, copy and paste this in your profile. (OH YEAH!) If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile! (HELL YEA!!) If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (All the time) If you think Bella is out of her mind for saying no to Edward's proposal in New Moon and you want to hit her hard upside the head with a blunt axe, copy and paste this into your profile. If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile. If you've practically memorized Chapter 20 (Compromise) of Eclipse, put this on your profile. FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food FREINDS:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we screwed up FRIENDS: Never seen you cry BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?" FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain BESTFRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!" FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?" FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!" FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later BESTFRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue" FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life FREINDS: Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME" FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies) BESTFRIENDS: Are for life FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste FREINDS: Will ignore this BESTFRIENDS: Will repost this crap. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Lamanth, AnimeGirl329, Sharpiequeen666, Contestshipper, uchihakiriko,beautifly-soul,DawnzNo1, 0x Emo Contestshipper x0, aqua-dragon28, silver-hedgehog, lovelyuyu, Dizzy128 The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism If you're not dead yet, Copy and paste this onto your profile If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy& Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile. you know you live in 2009 when... 1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they 4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just 6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer. 7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling. 8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this. 9. You were too busy to notice number five. 10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five. 11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity. 12. Repost if you fell for it. You know you did. ()() |