Oh sigh….it's been a long time hasn't it? I can go on for hours with a list of excuses, but that would be boring right? Well, I'll just give you the most recent excuse, which is that my internet has been a pain and never seems to work. So now, on the lovely day of June 28, 2010, a particularly boring day….you see, I don't go to nerd camp for a few more weeks. My life is pretty boring, I'm spending a lot of time preparing for the PSAT and taking acting classes….so yeah…hehe, sorry for not updating sooner. I'll stop rambling and just give you the story. So here goes!

Because of the long time I have spent on hiatus, I'm sure you guys forgot what was going on with this story. So basically, the whole gang is getting ready to go to the school dance.

"I don't even need that much makeup" I grumbled to Alice, "We're vampires, we are already supposed to be beautiful"

"It's not about being beautiful, it's about trying to fit in with everyone else. Come on Bella, who doesn't wear makeup to a dance?" Alice asked with a pout on her face.

"Just do your thing" I said, gesturing towards Alice's overstocked vanity filled with the latest makeup products.

"Alright, let's start with some eyeshadow. Ooh, what color should we use? Your dress is green, so it would make sense to use green, but that is too typical. Maybe we should use brown and make you all woodland fairy and such! Or gold! Gold is such a pretty color! Hmm, I think silver would be nice too. What do you think? Green, brown, gold, or silver?" Alice asked me.

"I could care less" I replied

"But it's so hard to choose" Alice complained

"Fine, brown, let's at least keep it natural" I said grumpily

"Ooh! I have a great idea!"

In the end, it wasn't all that natural, but I kind of actually liked it. The eyeshadow wasn't exactly super natural, it was ridiculously glittery, but Alice was careful not to overdo the eyeliner and didn't use too much blush so that I looked like a porcelain doll.

"You look great" Rosalie said, entering the room, clothed in a gorgeous black dress and red lipstick. She looked perfect like always

"Thanks" I said, getting up from the chair I was sitting in.

"Wait! We need to do your hair!" Alice said "I promise it'll take only five minutes!"

"Fine" I sighed. Looking at my messy hair. I guess I probably should make it look nice….

So Rosalie brushed out my hair and Alice got a hair product that was supposed to "work miracles" I think it was called "The Minute Miracle Hair Product". Alice worked it through my hair, and I soon found myself with perfect waves. She ran her fingers through it lightly to not mess it up and beamed.

"All done" Alice said.

We were ready to descend down the stairs. I decided to go first. Whenever we had dances, I always had to go down the stairs last for some reason. I met Edward at the bottom, who placed a small kiss on my lips and gave me a rose.

"You look beautiful" He said.

"You look handsome" I replied.

We went into a limo that Edward had hired for us. The driver's name was Berry, which I though was kind of funny, because you normally find guys named Berry. You might find Barry, but Berry was just….abnormal.

"Hallo" He said. "Me name izza Berry"

My eyebrow raised and I looked at Edward. He shrugged

"I don't know what country he's from" He said

"Well zen, let us to be go to the partying, yes right?" Berry asked

"Yes" I said, holding back a laugh at Berry's strange grammar.

No matter how strange Berry was, he was an amazing driver and got us to the dance quickly. Edward handed him some bills.

"Thank for you very much kind sirs" Berry said "I will back to be pick you up in the time of three hours"

"Thank you Berry" I said. He smiled at me and drove off.

"What a queer one" Edward said, "Now, let's go dance, I can't wait to hold you in my arms"

Edward rushed us in there, and I had to work to get him to stop

"Wait, what about Alice and Jasper and Ro—"

"Whatever!" Edward said quickly. I frowned at him

"Tell me what is going on" I demanded

"Well—" Edward said

"Bella!" Alice called my name and I turned and saw her walked quickly towards me.

"Hey Alice" I said

"Okay Bella, just go find Dingbat and flirt with him. Just, you know, touch his arm and talk seductively or something" Alice said. Edward groaned

"This was why you were in a hurry?" I asked Edward

"Yes!" He exclaimed "I don't want you to flirt with that….repulsive….obnoxious….vulgar…annoying…..abhorrent…."

"Whoa Edward!" Emmett said, entering the scene, "Let's try to talk with simple words"

"Be glad it's not Rosalie flirting with the most revolting man in the building" Edward said

"That I am" Emmett said happily "Have fun Bella, and if he gives you any trouble, he has to answer to me!"

"Go on!" Alice nudged me, "You can dance romantically with Edward after you've done your flirting."

I sighed, "Wish me luck"

"Bella, you know you don't have to—" Edward tried to stop me, I interrupted him

"Edward, I agreed to this, now just let me get it over with. I don't like it any better than you, alright?"

I walked around slowly, and found the Dingbat himself sitting in a chair in a white suit. He shaved his head, and now it was smooth like an egg and as shiny as the lipgloss I had on.

"Hey cutie" I said, walking up to him. If I was human I would be swallowing bile.

"Uh, hey" Dingbat said, scooting away from me slightly. Our date must have scarred him for life.

"So, you look lonely" I said, trailing my finger down his arm.

"Oh, yeah, heh, I'm a lonely one…..yeah!" He said, trying to move away from me

"Why are you scared?" I asked

"You know…..hehe….nerves, I have a um…big job interview tomorrow!" Dingbat said.

"Hahahahahaha!" I fake laughed, "Oh you're so funny! You already have a job!"

"Um, um, gotta go!" Dingbat said, tearing out of the place so fast that his right shoe fell off. I went to pick it up.

"Huh, funny, I thought Cinderella was supposed to be a girl" I heard an annoying voice say. I looked up and saw Tiffany standing there with a grin on her face. "So, our little Bella has a crush on the vice-principal. Won't her boyfriend be eager to find out"

"Tiffany, leave me alone" I said

"Oh, our dear Edward will be heartbroken" She said, pretending to cry, "But I have a shoulder to cry on for him"

"Tiffany, he won't be affected" I said

"You mean you guys already broke up?" She asked with interest

"No!" I yelled, "We will never break up! He knows I was just faking it with Dingbat!"

"Dingbat?" Tiffany asked

"I mean, vice-principal Ding"

"Hmmm, I see" She said, "Well I'm see you around Bella" And then she walked off to find her date and they began dirty dancing and I rolled my eyes.

"Bella" Edward said, coming up to me "Let's dance. I'm so sorry you had to deal with Dingbat and that vile girl"

"It's not your fault" I said, "Now let's just enjoy the rest of the night, alright?"

"Okay"

And then we danced and danced and it was like there was nobody around us. And we stared into each others eyes the whole time. We didn't stop to get drinks or go make out in the janitor's closet. He held me and I held him and we lost ourselves to the music.

Berry came to pick us up three hours later as promised

"Hallo Bella and the Edward, I hope you is have the best time of the life!" He said

"We have a very good time, thank you Berry" I said

"Let's go home" Edward said, taking my hand.

Suddenly, my phone rang. It was Renesmee. I quickly answered

"Hello"

"Hey mom, guess what Jacob just did!" Renesmee said excitedly

"Did he eat a giant hot dog or something?" I asked, rolling my eyes. Jacob tended to show off during his and Renesmee's honeymoons.

"No!" Renesmee said "Gosh mom, you suck at guessing. Anyway, he bought me this giant chocolate bunny, and I had to tell him that it wasn't Easter, and he told me that it was on sale for two dollars. Can you believe it? He got a five foot tall chocolate bunny for only two dollars. It's Godiva chocolate I think!"

"Okay then" I said, a bit stunned. That was….out of the blue. "Are you guys going to eat it?"

"No mom!" Renesmee said "That's so typical. We're going to melt if all down and then take a chocolate bath. How cool is that!"

"That's interesting honey" I said, still a bit shocked. "Why are you guys going to do that?"

"Come on mom, tell you that you've wanted to do something like that. I mean, jumping into swimming pools of jello, and making fish with Chinese bamboo steamers and catching flies with chopsticks!"

"Have you guys been doing that?" I asked

"Well um…yeah. That and ahem…other things, it is a honeymoon you know"

"Alright, I don't need to know the details" I said

"I don't either" Edward grumbled. I wanted to laugh. He was always grumpy when it came to Renesmee and her love life. He reminded me of Charlie in that way. When Renesmee lost her virginity, he broke a television and dived the bottom of a lake to scream in frustration.

"Okay mom, well have fun at school while I'm chilling in Hawaii" She said

"Bye honey" I said

"Bye mom!" Renesmee said and then hung up.

"That stupid mongrel" Edward said

"What did he do now? He bought a giant chocolate bunny, it don't see what's wrong with that, I mean, it is a bit abnormal, but hey, it's Jacob" I said laughing

"Yeah sure" Edward said.

"Here is the home of the two of you people" Berry said. Edward quickly paid him "Well, now I is to be going to my English class now, goodbye"

"He was a nice guy" I said

"Come on, let's go do something. I have to burn Carlisle's medical books tomorrow and destroy Esme's gardening tools, I might as well enjoy one last night in their good graces"

"That is going to be so interesting" I said

Edward didn't say anything. He just kissed me, and we made our way to our bedroom where we didn't talk. We just enjoyed each other.

Alright. There goes another chapter. You know, starting to write fanfiction again has got me kind of pumped. Now what this story needs is some sort of drama. Ideas please?

Oh, and I just have to admit this. It's just something I've decided to admit you all of you dedicated readers. I am actually not a big Twilight fan. In fact, I never went to watch New Moon, and nor do I intend to watch Eclipse when it comes out in…two days? I think. But, I think the characters are really fun and I really enjoy them, which is why I write fanfiction. I am not a Twilight hater, I'm just not a screaming fangirl I guess, haha, please don't hate me for admitting that, we are all subjected to our own opinions.

Alright, so I just have to thank all of you to sticking with me though this story considering I take so long between updates. I promise to try to do better about that. And thank you SOOOOO much for all the positive reviews. You guys make my day!