This idea's been playing around in my head for a while now and I couldn't write anything else. I know it's been done loads of times before but I wanted to give it a try so here it is.
Full Summery: Set in NM. Edward and the Cullens left and never came back. Bella never jumped, never made friends with Jacob. She moved into her cousins house in England. 90 years later, in the small town of Hay-on-Wye, Wales, the Cullens and the Woods meet as vampires. It's a new town, new country, a new coven and a whole different set of rules.
Look For Me
Chapter 1: Cry Me Out
Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight, just Claudine, Jez, Shiraz(character in this, not the name), Wesley, Tommo, Anna and Uma cos I love em.
I got your emails
You just don't get females
Now, do you?
What's in the heart
Is not in your head
Anyway...
Mate, you're too late
And you weren't worth the wait
Now, were you?
It's out of my hands
Since you blew your last chance
When you played me...
You'll have to cry me out
You'll have to cry me out
The tears that'll fall
Mean nothing at all
It's time to get over yourself.
-Cry Me Out, Pixie Lott
BPOV
"Wait a minute. I can be tickled but I can't tickle myself. How does that work?" Claudine, my sister of sorts, muttered to herself.
"It's official, she's crazy," Shiraz whispered from next to me.
"She's not crazy, just mildly retarded. Besides, she's not used to being inside on Saturdays," I answered her.
My name is Isabella Marie Wood-Swan, though only my family know me by that. Everyone else knows me by Bella 'Music' Wood. Don't ask me why they call me Music, because I really don't know. I am 5"7' with brown hair down to my waist, topaz (sometimes black) eyes and extremely pale skin. Did I forget to mention anything? Nope I don't think so....wait! Oh, yeah, I'm a vampire. We all are. By 'we' I mean Claudine, Shiraz, Wesley, Tommo, Anna, Uma, Jez and me.
We're all rather weird, people - humans and vampires - tend to either run away (maybe because we're too weird) or stand there laughing their asses off. We've had many nicknames over the years, but by far my favourite is 'The Skittle Gang'. I love because it's so true, if we ever go anywhere chances are one of us will fall down, causing another to, then another,then another.....you get the idea. 'Freaks' is another one, which again is true, I suppose. Most vampires have red eyes because they drink human blood, having back eyes when they're thirsty. Instead of killing humans we drink animal blood (something I learnt from them), giving us topaz/golden eyes. Not many others live ths way. The only covens I've heard of who live this way are the Denial's (we don't get along) and them, the C-Cullens. It still hurts to think about them, though I try to put on a brave face. I know Claudine see's through it but I'm not sure about the others. They all know about the Cullens and hate them. Speaking of family, I should introduce mine.
Claudine is like the sister I never had. It's not saying much 'cause she was my cousin as a human. I'd moved to her house - along with her parents and sister, Avril - in England shortly after they left. It wasn't long before Victoria came for me. She killed my aunt, uncle and Avril. The only reason Claudine and I survived was because Uma came along. I don't remember much about what happened next, Claudine does and she won't even talk about it. She hasn't changed much since she was turned. She still has the same black hair, going to just above her shoulders. She's 5"6', has topaz eyes and is also extremely pale. She's kind, funny, sweet, caring, random and scary at times. She can come off bitchy sometimes but that's just 'cause she's very- I stree the word very - protective of us, I don't know why, actually I don't know much these days. Horses are her favourite thing - no not to eat - and owns about 5 (but we share them). Her favourite by far is a black stallion called Shatarn.
Uma's like my other sister. She was changed about a hundred years ago, but like Alice (it's easier to say her name), knows nothing about her human life. She's small, like Alice again, around 4"10' with long ginger hair to her waist and the normal - for us - gold eyes and pale skin. She likes shopping but isn't obsessed with it. She can go a week without shopping....okay maybe 3 days tops.
Shiraz, otherwise known as Shiraz-Bailey Fletcher-Wood [[AN: Shiraz Bailey Wood beling to Grace Dent author of Diary of A Chav]]. Yes, Shiraz as in the wine and Bailey as in the drink. I think her Mum was going through a phase. She's married to Wesley, and has been since she was human. She's 5"5' with blond hair to her shoulders [AN:Imagine Tulisa from N-Dubz], a body to rival Rosalie's and the 'normal' eyes and skin.
Wesley - Shiraz's mate - is around 6"1', has blond hair (short of course), is rather well built, funny as hell, golden eyes, pale skin and is really handy with cars. Well, he's like our personal handy man really, always up for a challenge as well.
Tommo and Anna are defintely the 'parents' of us all, even though really they are just as random as all of us (which is a lot). The only reason they act the role of Mum and Dad is because they are the oldest in vampire years and they look the oldest, sorry guys, you I know I love ya! They both have brown hair, Tommo's being short and Anna's going to her shoulders. Tommo is 6"5' whilst Anna is 5"10', they have the 'normal' golden eyes and pale skin. Tommo, whilst the rest of us except Anna go to school, works at the local hospital.
Finally, there's Jez. He's kind and kinda......gay. At my defence he does act and dress like it but he claims he isn't. He's got blond hair that sweeps over his right eye. He's also the only guy in this family who shares mine and Claudine's passion for music and dance. He can sing, dance, act and play loads of instruments. He's like the little brother I never had.
So there you have it the whole Skittle Gang. Right now we are living in a town called Hay-On-Wye just over the Welsh border [AN: Don't shoot but 'it's actually just inside England' as Mum puts it but I'm putting it in Wales.] and God it rains a lot. More than Forks ever did and when it's not raining it's either snowing, hailing or sounds like a gail is blowing. So guess what it's doing right now? RAINING! Anyway, back to the matter at hand.
"You sure 'bout that?" Anna said from across the room, the boys had gone hunting so it was just us girls.
"I agree with B. Don't judge C, she's bored," defended Uma.
Instead of arguing about it we just turned to look at Claudine who was now standing up, looking as though she hadn't heard us talking.
"Hm, let's see about that," she said before trying to tickle herself and failing, "I'll get you one day body, like when you're sleepin," she mumbled.
"I was wrong, she is crazy," I said, loud enough for Claudine to hear.
"Gee, thanks, Sis! Nice to know what you think of me. I'm not crazy! And, that question is a very important one! You lot didn't know either," she ranted, pointing at each of us.
"It's 'co y'know it's coming, dumbass," snapped Jez as he and the guys came in.
"Wow, someone's PMSing," sang Shiraz.
Before Jez could answer Tommo started talking (thank God),
"We smelt other vampires today whilst hunting-"
"-And there's a new family moving into town today and from the smell, they're the new vamps in town," interupted Wesley, nearly popping my ear drums in the process with his voice.
"Let them hear you then, keep your voice down,Wes. They better not be random, we're the only ones that can be random," said Anna.
At that Uma stood up, wlaked to the centre of the rom, stood cowboy style and narrowed her eyes before saying in a western accent:
"This town ain't big enough for the both of us," she paused for a second before squealing in her normal voice, "Unless they have really pretty clothes!"
To anyone who didn't know her they would find it weird or freaky but we were used to it so we were laughing so hard it wasn't even funny. The Skittle Gang are and, if we have to, are ready to prank/freak out/annoy the heck outta these so called 'new vamps in town'.
Out of the corner of my eye I could see Claudine give Jez something and whisper to him. Then.....
"WHY THE HELL DO I NEED A TAMPON?!"
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Heyy eyy eyy
Heyy eyy eyy (Red Wine)
You know I can do it better than you
I can do it even better in broken heels
Heyy eyy eyy
Heyy eyy eyy
All the ladies tell their fellas we can do what they do
We can do it even better in broken heels
I roll my sleeves up, wrap my hair up,
There's no sign on the road so i never stop
Can you catch me
Yeh yeh yeh
You'll never catch me
Yeh yeh yeh
I'm fresh out the box,
Fast like a fox,
Fasten my shoes take take (....?)
You better watch me
Sit back and watch me
You go hard yes
You do when I go its a magic show
I get it when I want it and I get it right
Heyy eyy eyy
Heyy eyy eyy
All the ladies tell their fellas we can do what they do
We can do it even better in broken heels
Heyy eyy eyy
Heyy eyy eyy
All the ladies tell their fellas we can do what they do
We can do it even better in broken heels
Anything you can do I can do better,
Boy I can do it in broken heels
Anything you can do
We can do better,
Boy we can do it in broken broken heels
-Broken Heels, Alexandra Burke
AN: Thanks for reading, and please tell me what you think. Sorry about any OOC and if you didn't like how Bella was wrote but right now I'm ill and bored, not a good combination, and that's just the way I think.
-RandomatGedz
Thought of the day: I can be tickled but I can tickle myself.
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