Hey there! I'm Abbie, aka Random Dramatic Comedy, and this is my profile! Yippee! :-)

Personal Info:

Name: Abbie

Gender: Female

Birthday: September 21

Favorite color: Idk, it changes everyday, but normally it's either some shade of blue, pink, or green.

Books: Gee, there are so many to choose from. Well, some of the series I like are the Twilight Saga, the Maximum Ride series, the Harry Potter series, The Vampire Diaries, the Mediator series, the Percy Jackson & the Olympians series, the Artemis Fowl series, The Host, the Inkheart Trilogy, and pretty much anything by Meg Cabot. I could easily go on for hours, but I will spare you by only naming those few.

Movies: Twilight, Ella Enchanted, Bedtime Stories, National Treasure 1 and 2, Eagle Eye, Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen, The Proposal

Favorite food: Steak, tomato soup, New England clam chowder, CHOCOLATE!!, red grapes, blueberries, kiwi, plums, apples, and watermelon (what? I love fruit!)

Music: Well, some artists I like a lot include Taylor Swift, Paramore, and Boys Like Girls, but I would literally go on forever if I told you my favorite songs. Because I'm the type of girl who doesn't have a single favorite song, I have many, my current depending on my mood. Or what my internal radio is playing. Really, it's always on air, giving me the perfect tune of the moment or the occasional song of complete annoyance that gets stuck on repeat. Even in my dreams there's background music. I'm just that cool. :)

Hobbies: Writing (obviously), reading (another obvious hobby of mine), listening to music, volleyball, bugging my friends and laughing when they get angry, making jokes with them to make up for laughing at them, acting, staring off into space (it's the best!), and dreaming (which is very entertaining for me, ask my friends, they know how strange my dreams are!)

Twilight Team: I am Team Switzerland! I like both Jacob and Edward! Vampires and Werewolves, ahem, Shape shifters all rock equally in my book. Yes, it is possible!

Pairings I like:

Twilight

Bella & Edward, Bella & Jacob on occasion, and the rest of the cannon pairings except Jacob & Renesmee. I just don't like that one at all. I think Jacob deserves better.

Maximum Ride

Max & Fang (all time favorite pairing! :) ) and sometimes Iggy & Ella, but I don't really like it because it wasn't in the books except for what, one line, and that wasn't even stating anything

Ella watched him as he Iggy started eating, not spilling a single drop. "It's so amazing, how you can do that," she told him.
Iggy seemed taken aback. "I've had a lot of practice."
"Well, I think you're amazing," said Ella, and Iggy blushed.

There you go, directly from Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, word for word. Which I don't own, just thought I'd throw in that disclaimer. Anyway, so that's the only time in the entire series so far where it mentions anything that hints at a pairing between Ella and Iggy. Not nearly enough to convince me. I'm more of a canon kind of girl.

Yay, you now know a little bit about me!

Alright, just a few more things. First thing, I want to give a few shout out to my good friends, Imagination Domination, Eternity Guarded, and Chicken-Goes-MOO! Hey guys! Oh, and you should all read their stories, even though their not about Twilight. Imagination Domination has three stories up, the newest one is called Keilo Tournament, it's a Pokemon tourny fanfic, another is titled Hunted, it's about a lucario with wings (on hiatus), and the last one is called Super Charlie World, it's a remake of Charlie the Unicorn, only he's in the Mushroom Kingdom! Oh, and Eternity Guarded has her story, Random Funny Naruto Skits, which includes one I wrote! It's a Twilight/Naruto crossover, and it's chapter two, if you want to read it! All of these stories are under my favorites, and the author's themselves are under my favorite authors, if you want to get to them quickly. Please read!

And one more thing: I've started a group of authors here on fanfiction, called FanFiction Welcome Wagon. Basically what we do is write stories in different archives that help people who are new to fanfiction or that particular archive to better understand the site. If you'd like to join this group, or learn more about it, below is the link to the profile.

http://www.fanfiction.ws/u/2183659/FanFiction_Welcome_Wagon

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I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile

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Random Statements of Truthness

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

If all else fails, try reading the instructions.

Lying is the most fun a girl can have without owning a flamethrower. However, I own a flamethrower, and therefore, life holds more fun for me then just lying!

I'm not clumsy... The floor just hates me.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas...

Join the dark side- we have cookies!!

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

The trouble with life is there's no background music.

I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

Arguing with yourself is normal. It's when you argue with yourself and lose that's weird.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.

Everything in this room is edible. Even I am edible, but that, little children, is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies. -Willy Wonka

Of course it's in the last place you look for it. Why in heck would you keep looking for it if you already found it.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Silence is golden but duck tape is silver. (My favorite quote!)

You know it's a bad day when you fall out of bed and you miss the floor.

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

Dance like no one's watching. Sing like no one's listening.

I see regular people!

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

Smile... it confuses people.

Don't yawn in the shower. You might drown. -Bill Cosby

I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

Palm Reader: -gasp- "You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it."

One out of four people are insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you.

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

EVER WONDER. . .

Why girls can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? (Ha ha, I can!)

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future?

If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable?

Since a running back runs forward, why is he called a running back?

Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?

Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?

When a boy is named after his dad, he is called 'Junior,' but what do you call a girl that is named after her mother?

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

If all of the Acme stuff doesn't work, why does Wile E. Coyote keep buying their products?

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that ?

Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do?

Lists

100 Things to do in an Elevator

1) Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

2) Shake the person's hand when he/she enter the lift.

3) Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

4) Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

5) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!".

6) Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

7) Sell Girl Scout cookies.

8) On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

9) Shave.

10) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

11) Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

12) Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off

13) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

14) Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"

15) Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

16) Blast out some heavy metal music (Rammstein or Disturbed oughtta do the trick) sing along, while headbanging.

17) On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

18) Do Tai Chi exercises.

19) Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

20) When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, motion sickness!"

21) Point a fire extinguisher at the door as it opens and a passenger tries to enter, ready, aim, and bend the nozzle round and cover yourself with foam.

22) Meow occasionally.

23) Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

24) Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"

25) Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.

26) Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.

27) Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

28) Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

29) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

30) Burp, and then say "mmm...tasty!"

31) Leave a box between the doors.

32) Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.

33) Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.

34) Start a sing-along.

35) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"

36) Play the harmonica.

37) Say "Ding!" at each floor.

38) Lean against the button panel.

39) Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

40) Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

41) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

42) Bring a chair along.

43) Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"

44) Blow spit bubbles.

45) Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.

46) Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

47) Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.

48) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

49) Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.

50) Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."

51) Announce to the person stood next to you "I really need the toilet. Can I use your bag?"

52) Ask the other passengers "Wouldn't be great if this lift were to plummet to the floor, what do you think will happen?"

53) Pretend to get your leg stuck in the door as it closes

53) Without letting anyone see, press the emergency stop button. Act surprised and start talking to yourself "Its okay, it wasn't your fault you killed your family. It was SATAN, damn you SATAN! DAMN YOU!!" Then press the stop button again and act as if nothing has happened.

54) Scratch yourself excessively saying "Stupid head lice. They're all over me. I knew I shouldn't have played with that dog so much."

55) Set out a picnic set on the floor and suggest to the other passengers to join you in afternoon tea

56) Break wind and blame it on the person next to you

57) Pretend your are a repair man here to fix the lift. Wait until its busy and tell everyone to get out of the lift. You get in, get your paper out and sit and relax

58) Dress up as a bellboy and ask them what floor they want and press the wrong one. When they try to correct you, spit, "Are you trying to say I can't do my job?!"

59) Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say, "You should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

60) Say you have just won the lottery and you are on your way to collect your winnings. See how many people are listening to you

61) As the lift descends, shout "Bombs away!"

62) Offer to polish their shoes. When they say no, tell them you need the money to feed your ten starving children back home in Estonia

63) Hand out leaflets - "What to do when the lift cable breaks. The ten tips that will keep your body in one piece (although these tips will not save your life, it will make the rescue a bit cleaner, and we won't have to spend ages cleaning the blood of the walls) Hope you will live to do it again!"

64) Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

65) Act surprised when it starts to move and say "THE GROUND IS FALLING!"

66) Release cockroaches and rats or doves,

67) Let your mobile phone ring - don't answer it.

68) Walk in to the lift with a clear bottle of apple juice. Start drinking and say "ah, there's nothing like your own urine to quench your first. Does anyone want some?"

69) Say "This new g-string is really starting to hurt." Then attempt to adjust it.

70) Walk into the lift and say "this reminds me of being buried alive. Ah those were the days"

71) Suggest to the other passengers that you all should play a game of twister. Then get out the board and lie it on the floor

72) Paint the walls of the lift.

73) On entering, ask the passengers "Will you be my fwiend?" Burst into tears if they say no.

74) Stop the lift and say "twenty years in prison for murdering the whole family, and I get stuck in a lift after being out for two hours. Just my luck!"

75) Tell people their clothes are stuck in the lift door, when the look round and see it isn't, apologize, then 5 seconds later say it again in exactly the same tone of voice.

76) Pretend to be the pilot of the lift, speek into a headset, "This is lift number 1, ready for decent to 1st floor. Waiting for permission to depart, over."

77) Announce in a computer like voice "This lift will self destruct in 5 4 3 2 ...oh here's my floor"

78) Serve tea and coffee

79) Take shoes off before entering, Look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

80) Act like the sergent of the lift. Order people around. Tell them to get in line.

81) Suggest to the other people that your should play musical statues. Bring a tape recorder along too.

82) Teach the people French. Don't let them leave till they get it right.

83) As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

84) Insist, the lift ride costs 2.50

85) Re-enact scenes from a movie where someone climbs out through the roof.

86) Pretend to be a flight attendant (particularly affective if you are dressed like one), instruct the passengers on what to do in an emergency.

87) Yodel.

88) Bring out a magnifying glass, closely inspect the other passengers skin and say "Ooh, look at your pores."

89) Sing "I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get, get, get on your nerves" Over and over again.

90) Ask the others "Do you mind if I do my eminem impression?" then bring out a chainsaw and a mask.

91) Try breakdancing

92) Bring out a fake toy gun and shout to the person next to you "you lookin' at me?"

93) Challenge the guy stood next to you to a "thumb war".

94) Explain your ideas of world domination to the wall.

95) Explain to the passengers that this lift looks the same as the ones on all the other floors.

96) Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

97) Pretend to see a spider, repeatedly and violently stamp on the floor while screaming "Die you bastard, die DIIEEE!"

98) While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

99) If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"

100) Wave hands wildly at invisible flies buzzing around your head.

~Things to do at a boring movie~

1. Wear a top hat.

2. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!”

3. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses.

4. Clap when the good guy gets killed.

5. Make a noise like your passing gas and go, “Ahhh…”

6. Starting wheezing and ask the person next to you if you have some Juiji fruits for your asthma

7. During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

8. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!!”

9. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

10. Tell the man selling popcorn that the girls bathroom is flooding

11. Yell out what is going to happen.

12. Tell the man next to you that you have diarrhea and wink while smiling

13. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, ”I’m Batman! Hahahahaha!!” and
run away

14. Yell, “Fire!” and moon the people coming through the exit.

15. Say that they cannot sit next to you because your invisible friend already is.

Things To Do At the Mall

1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond.

2. Try pants on backwards at the Gap. Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.

3. Dial 900 numbers from demonstration phones in Radio Shack.

4. Sneeze on the sample tray at Hickory Farms and helpfully volunteer to consume its now unwanted contents.

5. At the bottom of an escalator, scream “MY SHOELACES! AAAGH!”

6. Ask the sales personnel at the music store whether inflated CD prices are in pesos or rubles.

7. Teach pet store parrots new vocabulary that makes them unsalable.

8. Stomp on ketchup packets at Burger King…

9. …but save a few to slurp on as snacks. Tell people that they’re “astronaut food”.

10. Walk up to a random person and ask, "Have you seen my mommy?" in a tiny voice.

11. Ask mall cops for stories of World War I.

12. Ask a salesman why a particular TV is labeled black and white and insist that it’s a color set. When he disagrees, give him a strange look and say, “You mean you really can’t see it?”

13. Construct a new porch deck in the tool department of Sears.

14. Wear pancake makeup and new clothes and pose as a fashion dummy in clothes departments, occasionally screaming without warning.

15. Test mattresses in your pajamas.

16. Dance excessively.

17. If you’re patient, stare intently into a surveillance camera for an hour while rocking from side to side.

18. Sprint up the down escalator.

19. Stare at static on a display TV and challenge other shoppers whether they, too, can see the “hidden picture”.

20. Ask appliance personnel if they have any TVs that play only in Spanish.

21. Make unusual requests at the Piercing Pagoda.

22. Ask a salesperson in the hardware department how well a particular saw cuts through bone.

23. At the pet store, ask if they have bulk discounts on gerbils, and whether there’s much meat on them.

24. Hula dance by the demonstration air conditioner.

25. Ask for red-tinted lenses at the optometrist.

26. Sneak up on saleswomen at the perfume counter and spray them with your own bottle of Eau de Swanke.

27. Rummage through the jelly bean bin at the candy store, insisting that you lost a contact lens.

28. Ask a saleswoman whether a particular shade of panties matches the color of your beard.

29. In the changing rooms, announce in a singsong voice, “I see London, I see France…”

30. Leave on the plastic string connecting a new pair of shoes, and wander around the mall taking two-inch steps.

31. Play the tuba for change.

32. Start a hokey pokey dance off.

33. Record belches on electronic sampling keyboards, and perform gastric versions of Jingle Bells for admiring onlookers.

34. Ask the pharmacist at the drugstore which leading cold remedy will “give you a really wicked buzz”.

35. Ask the personnel at Pier 1 Imports whether they have “any giant crap made out of straw”.

36. “Toast” plastic gag hot dogs in front of the fake fireplace display.

37. Collect stacks of paint brochures and hand them out as religious tracts.

38. Ask the information desk for a stroller, and someone to push you around in it.

39. Change every TV in the electronics department to a station showing “Saved by the Bell”. Chant the dialogue in a robotic voice, and scream if anyone tries to switch channels on one of the sets.

40. Collect a ridiculously large pile of clothes and ask to put it on lay away. Don't come back.

41. Hand a stack of pants back to the changing room attendant and scornfully announce that none of them are “leak proof”.

42. “Play” the demo modes of video games at the arcade. Make lots of explosion noises.

43. Stand transfixed in front of a mirror bobbing your head up and down.

44. Pay for all your purchases with two-dollar bills to provoke arguments over whether they’re real.

45. If it’s Christmas, ask the mall Santa to sit on your lap.

46. Answer any unattended service phones that ring in department stores and say “Domino’s.”

47. Try on flea collars at the pet store while occasionally pausing to scratch yourself.

48. At the stylist, ask to have the hair on your back permed.

49. Show people your driver’s license and demand to know “whether they’ve seen this man.”

50. Buy a jawbreaker from the candy store. Return fifteen minutes later, fish it out of your mouth, and demand to know why it hasn’t turned blue yet.

51. Blast a Kenny G demo in the CD store, and head bang while playing air guitar.

52. One word – STREAK!

53. Sit with a group of friends in the middle of the mall, and have everyone stare up at the ceiling. Count the people walking by who start looking up, too.

54. In department stores, turn on toys that randomly make noise, talk, croak, etc., and place them in inconspicuous, strategic locations.

55. Randomly scatter handfuls of those caps that “pop!” when stepped on. Quite effective in indoor malls.

56. Place one of those fake, plastic piles of dog-doo on the ground, in the middle of the mall where everyone walks. Sit nearby, and watch what happens - you’ll never see anything this funny!! Also most effective in indoor malls.

Fan Surveys

List your twelve favorite Maximum Ride Characters in no particular order:

1. Max

2. Nudge

3. Angel

4. Iggy

5. Dr. M

6. Ella

7. Total

8. Gazzy

9. Fang

10. Akila

11. Jeb

12. Ari

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

Ella/Jeb . . . NO! Omg, it hurts my head just thinking about it!

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

Ooh, Iggy, yeah. . . I dunno how hot, he's a fictional character for crying out loud! At least in this world . . .

3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

Ari got Gazzy pregnant . . . Hm, that'd be kind of hard, considering that they're both boys and Ari's dead and all, but if it were possible, I'm sure Fang really would kill Ari. Not that he liked him so much before.

4) Do you recall any fics about nine?

Fang, oh yes, there's tons.

5) Would two and six make a good couple?

Nudge and Ella . . . I guess if they rolled that way, sure, I mean they do like fashion and all that junk, and I'm sure Ella doesn't mind Nudge's talk all that much . . . But in my honest opinion, no.

6) Five/Nine or five/ten?

Dr. M and Fang or Dr. M and Akila. . . Um, I guess the first. Even though that's, um, kind of disturbing, in my opinion, it's better than Dr. M and Akila.
Ella: I always knew there was a reason you loved your job so much, Mom!

7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve making love?

If Total walked into Nudge and Ari going at it, I'm sure he would definitely let his presence be known, and then run off to tell the rest of the Flock. I mean, Ari and Nudge, they're both really young, and Fang would probably kill Ari once again . . . Looks like Ari can't get enough of the Flock!

8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.

Angel and Akila: Total talks Angel into taking notes on his true love's (Akila) thoughts. Only Akila may not be the malamute we all think she is. . .

Sorry, just had to add that last part. I actually may try that. . .

9) Is there any thing as one/eight fluff?

Um, Max and Gazzy?! Okay, um, I'm not sure, but I won't be reading that anytime soon. I'm guessing that there is, somewhere. Fangirls can get some pretty crazy ideas sometimes. And if you are actually a lover of this pairing, I don't mean to offend you. This is just my personal opinion.

10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic?

Um, Howling at the Moon? Something canine related. I mean, Ari is part wolf, and than Total is mostly dog, I think.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four to de-flower one?

Miggy. . . You know, I really don't like non-cannon pairings. But hey, I'll take a crack at it.

Fang is a jerk. Max doesn't know what she's ever seen in him. Little did she know that Mr. Right was waiting there all along, just waiting for his chance.

Yeah, sucky, I know. But whatever.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read three?

Angel? Well, I don't have a friend's list, but if you're talking about my friends who actually read MR fan fics, which total up to one, then maybe. I'll have to ask her.

13) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven?

Jeb? No, we all hate Jeb! Jk, no we just strongly dislike him. Like Max.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?

Max, Iggy, and Dr. M. . . Wait, what do you mean with those three characters? If it's just to star in a fan fic, possibly, but if you're saying what I think you are saying. . . Definitely not!

15) What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?

RAWRF!!

16) If you wrote a songfic about eight, what song would you use?

Gazzy, definitely one of those Weird Al songs.

17) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Okay, I'm just going to assume this isn't a pairing. Which I really hope it isn't. Sorry, I'm at the age where I can't really just assume anything anyone says has only one meaning, with two of my friends in particular, who happen to have accounts on here . . . Anyway, so Max, Ella, and Ari.

Warning: Some characters may have magically come back to life. If this frightens you, then I advise you to fix yourself a warm glass of milk and turn on a childish movie, preferably set in a magical place where no one dies and nothing goes wrong.

18) What would be a good line for ten to use on two?

Akila: (In Nudge's general direction) Arf, arf, bow wow, ruff!
Nudge: Total, you're, like, a dog, what is she saying?
Total: I'm sure she's just confessing her undying love for me. Arf arf bow wow ruff to you too, my love!
Nudge: . . .

MAXIMUM RIDE FAN QUESTIONS:

1. Do you think Iggy is hot?

Definitely. And he's single, too. (I don't count Ella, and I won't until it's stated in the book that they are actually together. One line in book three is not enough.)

2. Did you cry when Ari died?

I'm not the type of girl who cries when reading books. Well, you don't see my tears. I was crying on the inside, though. Poor Ari, he truly had a rotten life.

3. Do you think Fang is hot?

Uh-huh, just don't tell Max, she'd kill me!

4. How do you pronounce Ari's name?

I really don't know. Originally, I pronounced it Air-ee, completely unaware of the fact that there was another way to say it, until my friend said it Ar-ee, and that spurred an argument, so I turned to Google (My favorite answer-finding source) and typed in the question. It's pronounced both ways, but more commonly Ar-ee, so that's how I mainly pronounce it now. Only occasionally I'll go back to the first one, and when I'm reading the name it's like two voices speaking at once, pronouncing the name two different ways at the same time . . . is that weird?

5. Do you laugh every time you read the name Mr. Chu?

Not really.

6. -SPOILER ALERT- In MAX, did you laugh hysterically when Total started talking about marriage?

Oh, yeah. I totally didn't see that coming.

7. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you squeal at all the faxness in MAX?

I don't squeal, but I was all YES! when Max finally gave in. Stupid, stubborn, lucky girl.

8. Did you angrily throw your book across the room when the flock split up?

No. I knew JP would never leave them apart, especially since it kept switching back and forth between POVs. I mean, everyone would totally hate him for keeping the Flock apart forever, and Ari had his days numbered anyway. Plus, there was already some FAXness a-brewing. . .

9. Who is your favorite character?

Idk, I guess Max, cuz she's the main main, Fang, cuz he's awesome like that, and Iggy, cuz he's just Iggy. The hot pyro. :)

10. Do you like Jeb?

Eh, I'm like Max when it comes to him. Though I'm a bit more trusting. I know he's trying to help them out most of the times, but if my life were in his hands, I'd completely freak out.

11. -SPOILER ALERT- Were you making a genuine "WTF" face when Max and Fang grew gills?

Nah, I was just like, "Angel, can you never be wrong?" Actually, no, it was more like, "Angel's right yet again! Hurray."

12. Did you think MAX was better than TFW?

Oh, yeah. A lot less of Brigid, and Fax!! Whoo hoo!!

13. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you get slightly fed up with Nudge and Angel's slight attitudes in MAX?

Well, Nudge, not so much, I could see where she was coming from, though the part about wanting to cut off her wings made me a little . . . I dunno, worried for a fictional character? But Angel . . . really, does she have to defy Max just to make a point? Though it's better than using mind control. And Angel being right all the time is getting a bit annoying. Well, more than a bit, actually.

14. Which book is your all time favorite?

Max. Oh, the Faxness!

15. If the flock had a theme song, what would it be?

"We Were Born for This" by Paramore, "Change" by Taylor Swift (Not a very good choice, but it does match a bit), and the one everyone is talking about, "Me Against the World" by Simple Plan. Seriously, it's that close.

16. Have you ever imagined the flock as a band playing whatever song comes up when listening to your iPod?

No. The Flock has never struck me as musical.

17. Who do you think the Voice should be?

Omg, it'd be HILARIOUS if it turned out to be Angel . . . I'd crack up. I'd laugh my a off. But seriously, I don't know.

18. Do you think one or more members of the flock should learn to play an instrument?

Should, being the key word here. I say no. They just don't have that kind of time to waste. I mean, it'd be nice maybe to have some traveling music (ha ha, picture the Flock flying and Iggy in dark shades rocking a beat on a floating keyboard!), but there's no way they could carry an instument around, and there's no real use for it. And Fang does have his harmonica. They're good to go!

19. What bugged you the most about TFW?

Brigid. Um, can you say pedophile? Really, she's in her twenty's and Fang's like, fourteen. And then she was so obviously working with someone else . . .

20. MIGGY or FAX?

Fax all the way, baby! Sorry, Ig, Max isn't the one for you. But you probably knew that by now.

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