Just some random thing I wrote while I was bored...

Had 5 hours with nothing to do...

Me and nothing to do is not a good combination....

I don't even have any internet access right now! Just a laptop!

Ok, I'm ranting now...

Let's start!

Fang: You're forgetting something...

Oh, yeah.

Discaimer of Disclaimerness: I don't own nothin'. Nada. Zip. Zilch. Except Fang.

Fang: You don't own me, either!

Me: Well, I can wish....Ok, I don't own Fang either....yet.

Fang: Never!

Me: Now, let's start!

10 Occupations Not Suitable For Maximum Ride:

1. Cheerleader: Can you just imagine?

2. Accountant: Way too boring...

3. Zookeeper: Be free, little animals! Be free!!!

4. Dog Catcher: She'll try to bring in Erasers. Either that, or she'll catch hairy-looking men and claim they're Erasers.

5. Travel Agent: "Hey, ever been to Antartica? It's nice this time of year! You can study global warming!"

6. Trash Collector: "Hey! You're killing the planet! Why isn't all this stuff in a recycling bin?! People like you are causing our ice caps to melt!"

7. Teacher: Way too many bad 'school' experiences...

8. Psychiatrist: If you hear the voices, you can't help other people get rid of them.

9. Chef: She offered to cook breakfast...

10. Relationship Counselor: She can't even work things out with Fang yet!

Me: Ok, Fang's up next. I have ideas already...

Fang: Oh great. Heh, Max should be a cheerleader.

Me: Sexist pig...