Charlie: *eating grass*
Blue Unicorn: Hey, Charlie!
Pink Unicorn: Hey there, Charlie! Guess whaaat!
Charlie: No. You guys always get me in some kind of demented trouble. And you stole my kidney!
BU: But this is important, Charlie!
PU: Yeah, Charlie, life and death important!
Charlie: Fine, whatever. What.
BU: We have to go save the Mushroom Kingdom!
PU: The mushrooms, Charlie!
Charlie: Mushroom Kingdom. Yeah. Right. And currently I'm eating the Plantae Kingdom.
PU: Noooooooooo, Charlie, we have to go help Mario from Bowser, or evil turtles will take over the world...
*blue and pink unicorns do a back flip and the sky turns into a giant screen*
*two red eyes appear and scary laughter is heard*
Charlie: Yeah, that's disturbing. If I help you, with the sky go back to normal?
BU: Yes.
Charlie: Fine. I'll help the Mushrooms.
Both: Yay!
*skips to all three unicorns walking through a forest*
PU: *humming Mario theme*
Na na nuh, na nuh na nuh.
BU: Nuh na nuh na, nuh na nuh, na nuh nuh.
Charlie: What are you doing...
*both unicorns look back at Charlie*
*both unicorns start hopping along with the humming*
Both: Nuh na nuh, na na nuh na!
Charlie: This is so stupid.
PU: Look, Charlie! The first obstacle!
*all three walk into clearing with a huge green tube openring there*
Charlie: Oh, crap, what is that?
BU: A piranha plant, Charlie!
Charlie: Sounds pretty dangerous, you guys.
PU: We must jump over it Charlie!
Charlie: Whatever.
*purple unicorn jumps over the tube opening*
Charlie: *sighs* *jumps over tube*
*blue unicorn jumps over, but a plant comes out of the tube and eats it*
Charlie: Holy- That thing just ate him! Or her!
PU: Be patient, young grasshopper.
Charlie: What did you just call me?
*plant spontaneously explodes*
BU: Taa-daa!
Charlie: Great. Can we go now? That plant thing might regroup or something...
*skips to scene with the three unicorns about to cross a road*
PU: Why did we cross the road?
BU: Why?
PU: Why?
BU: Why, Charlie?
Charlie: I don't freaking care!
BU: Let's go!
*unicorns begin crossing road*
*rumbling sound is heard*
Charlie: What is that noise? It sounds like motors!
*noise gets louder*
*two crazy unicorns stop in the middle of the road with Charlie behind them*
Charlie: Good mother of squirrels, those people are about to run over us!
*unicorns don't move, their smiles plastered on their faces*
Charlie: AGH! *pushes all of them off the road as karts drive by*
Charlie: There was a baby driving one of those cars. And a monkey in another, and a dinosaur, a turtle in another...
*scene skips to them at the door of a pink castle*
PU: We must enter the castle, and save Mario from Bowser!
Charlie: Who from what?
*unicorns go into castle*
*fat little Italian man with red hat and giant turtle with spikes on his shell are fighting*
Fat Man: Mario!
Turtle: Rawr!
*Bowser eats Mario*
Charlie: That's not good.
PU: You must save us all, Charlie!
BU: Save the Mushroom Kingdom!
*hat appears on Charlie's head*
Both: Good luck! *disappear*
Charlie: What? Get back here!
*Bowser walks toward Charlie*
Charlie: Crap, I can't fight that thing!
*Bowser jumps up and gets ready to do a body slam on Charlie*
Charlie: Good bye, world!
*blacks out*
Later...
Charlie: *wakes up in a stable with a bow tied to horn* Where am I?
*girl wearing pink dress walks in*
Girl: Hello, I'm Peach! You are my unicorn!
Charlie: No! Go away!
Peach: I will name you Rainbow!
Charlie: Hey, you two, get me out of here! And no, I'm not gonna be named Rainbow!
Peach: *eye twitches* *brings out electrified cattle prod* YOU WILL BE MY RAINBOW.
Charlie: WHAT IS FREAKING GOING ON HERE?!?!
Peach: *whacks Charlie with prod, shocking him* No! Bad!
Charlie: Ow.
The end!