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Author has written 9 stories for Twilight, and Crucible. Name: Catchick (No, it's not my real name) Location: Canada So um, I guess I'll just start with the basics. I started to go on this site because I really like reading, and when Twilight ended, I didn't want to stop reading, so I found more stories. I mostly like the funny ones, but I also like the cute romantic ones. Since I joined this site, I have pretty much moved on from Twilight, and I prefer to read about things like Vampire Academy, Bloodlines and Batman (yes, strange combination). All my stories are about Twilight since I don't really have time to write them anymore, and Twilight is what I was into when I did have time :P So for my life outside of here, I love animals, especially cats and dogs. I have two cats that are like my best friends (well, not really). I love to play sports, my favourites being badminton, basketball and volleyball (in that order). I'm pretty good at badminton, but I'm not so great at the other two. I also play soccer, kind of, but I really suck at that and I recently realized that I don't really like it, so let's just say I don't play soccer. I like to read, mostly the books above as well as Garfield comics. I also enjoy playing games on my phone, watching TV, hanging out with friends, going to my camp and travelling. I also like sleeping, which is what I'm going to do now, since it's 12:30am. |
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Adaptation by Yours Hopefully reviews
All her life she'd been able to put on masks. A weak, screaming woman. The seducer. An efficient conman. Even feeble, meek maids and unflinching, uncaring opportunists who valued their own skins above anything else. But Bruce saw through all of them. Just as she saw through his masks. Post TDKR.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 30 - Words: 66,112 - Reviews: 1111 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Selina K./Catwoman
Cullen Wife Swap by BMC1984 reviews
What happens when Emmett and Jasper sign the Cullen's up for wife swap. How will Esme deal with being with a new family? How will the Cullen's deal with a Human living in the house? Post Breaking Dawn Includes Nessie, Jacob, Edward Bella, normal pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 57 - Words: 82,417 - Reviews: 1505 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Crazy Cullen Sex Talk by Love Is Courage Baby reviews
It all starts off as a harmless sexual education video... But that starts everything off. Blood flavoured condoms? Emmett a male prostitute? Alice and Jasper having sex in Edward's car? Lots of crazy, funny stuff starts to happen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,143 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Emmett, Carlisle
He Left Me, Than She Kidnapped Me by BlackPunkPrincess reviews
SET DURING NEW MOON - Edward left, Bella didn't go to Jacob, Vicortia came. Now, the Cullens are racing to find and save Bella before its to late. Will they make it in time? - PREVIOUSLY NAMED KIDNAPPED
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 6,958 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Prank Calls by oxoxTwilightloverxoxo reviews
Edward and the others left to go hunting Bella and Alice, are home alone, Join them as they prank call, The Cullens, The Wolves, Mike, Jessica, Lauren and many more!REVENGE IN STORE! SEQUEL NOW OUT! Prank War
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 59,300 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Emmett, Bella
Emptiness by findtheriver reviews
An alternative ending to Twilight. Bella is killed by James, and this is the aftermath. Originally a one-shot, so sorry if it sucks :/ Read and Review :D COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,149 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Edward - Complete
Just my luck by Alycat13 reviews
Charlie finds out that Edward comes over every night when he is asleep to be with Bella. He gets really mad- to say the least.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,664 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Charlie S.
Moments With Esme by Cocoa987 reviews
Esme, while we were on your Island, we kind of- we kind of broke your bed." "10 Tips for Aruging with Parents" "Emmett, we are not adding a tower." "I hate high school. Really." Little moments of the Cullen kids with Esme. Hilarity and love ensues.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,100 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Esme
To Save My Love by Diana Law reviews
Edward is running from Bella to keep her safe. Just as he is about to convince himself to go back, he picks up on Victoria's scent and follows. Set in New Moon but with my own twist. Rated M for adult situations in the upper chapters. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 56,183 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Unintended by SMARTIESAREMYBRANDOFHEROIN reviews
He was a charmer; she suspected that from the moment she laid eyes on him. She also suspected he was danger. Maybe she found risks enthralling? She was the girl who needed danger. She needed him, but she never expected him to need him to need her more...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,519 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Victoria, James
My New Mom Is A Vampire by tanis ann reviews
Alice decided it would be a fun idea to sign the family up for Trading Spouses. What happens when Esme is sent Atlanta and a new mother, Linda Walling, comes to live in Forks with the Cullens? How will the week long switch turn out? I don't own anything
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,321 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Complete
All Because of Vegas by James' Lily Flower reviews
Alice was upset that Bella planned to go away and get married without her. She plans to teach the future Mrs Cullen a lesson she’ll never forget. Set after Eclipse. Spoilers for later books.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,563 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Bella, Alice
Short but Psychic by beansproutie reviews
Alice Cullen is short but she's psychic. This is what a vampire life through the eyes of Alice Cullen would look like! This is a FanFic all about Alice Cullen...It's a stupid summery, I know, but please just read and review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,442 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Alice
Truth or Dare Cullen Style by jldarling83 reviews
Truth or Dare Cullen Style
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,867 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A new New Moon by j'adorejasper1 reviews
Edward has left. The wolves are chasing Laurent. Little does Bella know, Victoria is right behind her! What happens when V gets B on her side and against the Cullens! traditional pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,528 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Bella, Victoria
Encounters by Jenicca reviews
Short stories about James and what he did to his mate, Victoria.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009 - James, Victoria - Complete
Kidnapped! by twilightfan201 reviews
Bella, Alice and Rosalie are kidnapped. Who is it and why did they do it? Read to find out! All-human, AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,727 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008
Kidnapped by Victoria by imamusedbytwilight reviews
Victoria wants to avenge James's death, so she kidnaps Bella, but is it Bella she wants to kill? While she is held hostage The Cullens are coming to her rescue but will they be able to meet victoria's demands, and is it just Victoria now after her now?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,818 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella
Blinding Sunshine by balletvaki reviews
What if Edward wasn't around when Victoria and Riley came? Would victoria get her revenge? Find out. I know... total failure at summaries. Better story inside. Promise
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,708 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
15 Things by writer.philosopher reviews
Comedy about WalMart and three of the Cullens. Inspired by the “15 Things to do When You’re in Walmart” list on Renesme CARLY Cullen’s profile.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Emmett, Alice
Fun At Walmart by writer2123 reviews
Based off the list on a bunch of peoples profiles! Super funny story about Alice and emmett going to Walmart...Chaos! Probably 3 chapters. R&R Rated just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,767 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Emmett, Alice - Complete
Alice's Rage by Carlisle'sPetiteDefenseur reviews
Alice wants to take Bella shopping with her in Seattle. Bella does not want to go shopping but is victim to Alice's mean attempts to get her shopping. In the end will Alice get Bella to Seattle? Read to find out. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,118 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Complete
Odd Reactions by Pseudostar432 reviews
Why the Cullens had to leave their school before the one in Alaska, From the Principal's POV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,712 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Complete
Truth Or Dare at the Cullen's house by gunzehx reviews
Basically as the title says. Crazy dares and nervous sweating truths to be found!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,639 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
My Little Vampire by Fighting for Words reviews
Its been 5 years since Edward left Bella, and now Bella is a student at NYU. She is dating Jacob, and has nearly given up on Edward. Meanwhile Edward is searching for Bella across the US. See inside for better summary. Takes place during New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,464 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008
Risk by fairmaidofkent reviews
Victoria doesn't want to run alone any longer. James is tired of breakable toys. The partnership that emerges sweeps them into adventures across the globe. Before the fated meeting with a sweet blooded human girl, there was a pair that couldn't be stopped.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,544 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - James, Victoria
Truth or Dare CULLEN STYLE by GeeGeeCullen16 reviews
The Younger Cullens play Truth or Dare while Esme and Carlisle are out : R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Complete
Smitten by dijurido reviews
REWRITE COMING SOON! What would happen if Victoria actually saved Bella when she went cliff diving? Will Edward come to the rescue? Please RxR!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,162 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Victoria, Bella - Complete
Bella's a Vampire! by Tiger-Lilly162 reviews
A series of one-shots about the Cullens, set roughly around ten to twenty years after Edward changes Bella. Various points of view. Rated T for safety! Breaking Dawn and Nessie do not exist in my story
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,771 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 6/13/2008
Cullens in Trouble by cool-gal95 reviews
The Cullens have finally done it and Esme has been called to the principal's office. What have they done this time? ESME POV Normal Pairings ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Esme - Complete
Wedding For Three by NeverForgetThisPen reviews
A sequel to my story, The Family Talk, The Cullens, Hales, and Bella have decided to have a triple wedding together after sitting through a sex ed talk from Carlisle and Esme. What kind of whacky things can happen? Only time will tell...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,715 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 6/12/2008
Evil Little Prankster by bellapouts reviews
The gang is forced to spend one whole night at home by Carlisle and Esme. But someone is pulling pranks and getting the others into trouble. Sleeping tablets, Emmett's jeep, Emmett looking at porn on Carlisle's computer, snails, delivery guy, pranks...R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,712 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Random Event on a Random Day at the Cullen House by Jacky.simple-toon reviews
Basically, Alice tries to get Bella in a dress. Sounds stupid, but read it!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Bella, Alice - Complete
A trashy and tacky Emmett crackfic by theartistformerlyknownaswmlaw reviews
Emmett buys stuff off of the internet. Esme gets mad. Inspired by a drive on the New Jersey Turnpike.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Emmett, Esme - Complete
The Family Talk by NeverForgetThisPen reviews
Imagine Carlisle and Esme Cullen attempting to give their "children" a sex ed. lesson.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,626 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
The Escape by InterruptedProgress reviews
One of these days, Alice. I will win.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Alice, Bella - Complete
The Victoria's Secret Secret by deletethisaccountpleasenthanks reviews
There on the front page was a picture of my dearest Isabella and Alice. Oh, Alice would have to explain this one for certain... :: Bella and Alice are shopping when Alice gets a vision that is too good to pass up. - Full summery inside. --NOW COMPLETE--
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,037 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Escaping Alice by Bubbly722 reviews
Bella tries to escape when Alice tries to take her on a shopping trip.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Bella - Complete
Unfortunate Day by dancingpiggy reviews
Edward has to go hunting so Bella gets sucked into a day of shopping with Alice. But then Victoria shows up. What will happen when Alice absentmindedly leaves Bella's side? Takes place somewhere inbetween New Moon and Eclispe. R&R please!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,498 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 11/8/2007
Silent Night by FriendofFoes reviews
What happen's when Bella's kidnapped by Victoria? What happens when the whole Cullen family get's involved? Will Bella be worth it to all of them? and if the get her back, will she be ok?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,477 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Complete
Shipwreck by Grumpu84 reviews
Edward finally proposed to Bella! She goes on a 2 week cruise to Florida to tell Renee. But what happens when the ship sinks and she's stuck on an island with Victoria and her friends? Rated T to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,166 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Complete
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The After Life reviews
When James, Victoria, Laurent and a few others died, they obviously went to hell. When they get in fights, they end up killing each other. But where is there to go after death in hell? They're about to find out. AU, OOC at times, rated T for langauge.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,142 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/15/2016 - Published: 7/16/2010 - James, Victoria
Cullens at Camp reviews
Esme gets tired of her kids' antics and decided to send them to be counsellors at John Island Camp. All Vampire, Jake and Nessie included. I don't own Twilight or John Island Camp. Very OOC. Rated T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 86 - Words: 69,062 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/8/2016 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Complete
Return to John Island reviews
Sequel to Cullens at Camp . . . Esme sends her kids back to John Island Camp for the March break. Very OOC, T for language and mild sexual references.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 35,486 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Complete
The Crucible Alternate Ending reviews
I had to create an alternate ending to The Crucible for Enlish class. I don't really like it, but I figured as long as I have it, I might as well post it :P A little OOC probably , I don't own any of the characters or anything. Rated T Just to be safe.
Crucible - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Complete
Jasper's Bedtime Story reviews
Jasper tells Nessie a bedtime story. One-shot, companion to Emmett's Bedtime Story : Enjoy :P
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Jasper, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Histoire d'Emmett reviews
Emmett dit une histoire d'heure du coucher à Nessie.
Twilight - Rated: K - French - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
Emmett's Bedtime Story reviews
Nessie askes Emmett to tell her a bedtime story. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Emmett, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Les Complications reviews
James et Victoria se reposent dans l'enfer quand un invité inattendu se manifeste. Qui est cela ? Qu'est-ce qui arrivera ?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - French - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Victoria, James - Complete
Complications reviews
After Eclipse. James and Victoria are spending the day together, and there are complications because a certain someone shows up. SM owns the characters, I don't.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Victoria, James - Complete
