AN: This is for you guys because you are all awesome and PMed my sister! I had the beginning down, but the actual revenge part I couldn't write it justice. So here is the chapter!

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Sirius' POV:

Ha! Lily thinks I won't be able to get revenge on the Dursley's. It's like she doesn't even know me. I couldn't stop smiling as I walked towards our rooms. Once I entered I saw James and Lily sitting with Remus all talking about everything and nothing. Harry was in classes. They stopped talking once they saw me.

"Where have you been? And what's with that grin on your face?" Lily asked.

"Ah! I know that smirk anywhere, you've got something planned." James grinned.

"Or he's done something." Lily said flatly.

"Nah, entirely different look when he's done something." Remus told her, James nodded along. Lily just rolled her eyes, my smirk grew.

"Don't you worry about it; you'll find out soon enough." James pouted at that.

"Aw come on Padfoot, spill."

"Where would the fun in that be?" I taunted teasingly. James just pouted more. "I'll tell you later Prongsie, don't be all sad." I winked and he mock frowned.

"Remus and I are your partners-in-crime! We should be helping you!"

"And you will." I glanced at Lily. James grinned and winked letting me know he knew all along, he was just playing around. I smiled, it was just like old times.

"Honestly, Harry is more mature than any of you." Lily said exasperated.

"Eh, you're probably right." I shrugged.

"And who's fault is that?" James countered. "If he had been raised by us, imagine what mischief he could get into! And because of those stupid little Dumleys, he's a stoic little guy. This has got to change."

"Oh, I agree, dear Prongs," I nodded along. "What ever do you have in mind?"

-Time Skip-

"So are you going to tell me, or do we have to wait until James joins us whenever he is done drooling over Lily?"

"James will be here soon Moony; he isn't drooling over Lily right now anyway." Remus raised his eyebrow. "They are eating lunch with Harry and talking with him about some things, you didn't know because you were talking with Albus." He childishly stuck his tongue out at me, I did him the honor of returning the gesture.

We were sitting on the beach, waiting for James, we all wanted to catch up, but James and Lily were talking with Harry. Most likely about his therapy sessions that are coming up.

"Hey guys." We both looked up to see James coming down the beach, he sat by us, frown on his face.

"So… How did it go?" I asked, pretty much guessing the answer based on the look he was giving. He buried his head in his hands and sighed. I looked to Remus.

"He's upset." James finally said. "And that my friends, is the biggest understatement in the world. He pretty much had a panic attack, hyperventilating and almost passed out."

"Is he okay?" Remus asked with an alarmed voice. I was feeling the same thing. James looked up at us.

"He's afraid we will find out what a 'freak' he really is and get rid of him. He doesn't want to share his problems with a stranger. It took a lot of convincing to get him to realize we won't get rid of him, ever. It helps that you guys, along with Lily and I are seeing one too. Though if needed Lily and I will join him for the first few until he is more comfortable. We didn't tell him that, but the healer we hired to help him knows."

"It will all work out James." Remus reasoned. I just sat by him, trying to give him reassuring pats on the shoulder. "It will help him. That is what we need to focus on."

"I just wish I could get revenge on the Dursley's, but the ministry has them in their holding cells."

"Correction." They both looked at me and I grinned. "The ministry had them in their holding cells. They Dursley's are at their home right now."

"WHAT!?" James shouted. "What do you mean Sirius? They let them off? Why haven't I heard about this!?"

"Because I just went this morning to make sure the ministry sent them home." I grinned. "Isn't that great?"

The both looked at me baffled.

"Maybe you did go crazy Padfoot."

"Really Moony? Have you so little faith in me?" I turned to James, eyebrow raised in question. He looked at me carefully, before grinning.

"Not me, Padfoot. I know that look, you must have a plan, which is why you looked so happy this morning."

"Right you are, Prongsie."

James and Remus looked to each other, then to me. "So what's the plan?"

~oOo~

Petunia's POV:

"Those ruddy freaks! They think they can keep us here? Go on trial for giving that ungrateful freak what he finally deserved after years of us being so generous!" I was wiping down the coffee table as I listened to my husband rant. He was right of course, the ungrateful little urchin had told lies and those freaks were believing him.

I thought back to the day we were arrested. Lily. My 'perfect' sister was back. How? I didn't know, I wish she hadn't come back though, she is just showing off how great she thinks she is by coming back from the dead. And what does she do after we take in her brat for so long? She gets us arrested. By freaks like her no less. And now we were under house arrest! They had done their abnormalness to ensure we couldn't leave. I had to have the food delivered so we wouldn't starve! I was happy I was still able to tend to the garden, everything had to look perfect and normal lest the neighbors get suspicious.

"You're right Vernon." I told him. "We've done what they asked and this is what we get for it?"

"Right you are my dear. But don't you worry, we will get justice. We'll make them see it our way."

"They're freaks though, Vernon dear! They will side with my pathetic freaky sister! They won't listen to us! No matter how right we are!" I cried. "And what about Dudders? What will they do to our baby boy?" I exclaimed thinking of my poor son up in his room, playing his video games. That little freak took so much away from my son. I let out a sob as I continued to dust. My poor Duddikins.

~oOo~

Remus' POV:

We watched from under the invisibility cloak we borrowed from Harry for hours; I had to hold James and Sirius back many times from the way the Dursley's were talking. Then again I was trying to hold myself back as well, Moony was growling the whole time. They abused and neglected a child and they were worried about their fat, spoiled son.

They finally went to bed. I relaxed and stretched up, hearing bones pop or whatever they say. We were a bit to tall for all three of us to be under the cloak without stooping. We also cast a silencing charm so they wouldn't hear us if we made a sound.

Once out from under the cloak we cast a charm to monitor them, and also a silencing charm so we wouldn't wake them. And we got to work.

Honestly, Sirius was brilliant. Hit them where it hurts.

~oOo~

Petunia's POV:

I woke up and stretched a bit before sitting up and slipping my feet into the slippers at the side of the bed. I went to take a shower and get ready for the morning before walking down the stairs. Once down I stopped short.

Something was off.

I couldn't quite put my finger on it but something was different, and I was going to figure it out. But first I had to feed my boys.

I walked into the kitchen and pulled out a pan, the bacon and some eggs and lit the fire on the stove top. I went to grab a whisk from the drawer I keep them in to scramble up the eggs. When I opened the drawer I narrowed my eyes.

Something was off.

I couldn't put my finger on it. I sighed and grabbed the whisk.

-Time Skip-

As the day went on I searched for whatever it was that was causing that feeling that something was off, I was having a very clumsy day all the same which wasn't helping. I kept running into things, like the couch, and the coffee table, plants, etc.… And in the end, I still couldn't figure it out! I sighed as I walked to the sitting room where Dudley and Vernon were watching the telly. I placed some drinks on the table and went to sit down, only to miss the arm chair and land on the floor.

"Petunia dear! Are you alright?" Vernon asked. I huffed.

"Yes, I don't know what it is with me today, I keep running into things and missing." I complained as he helped me up.

"Yes, I am doing that as well. Those freaks must have done something to make us disoriented or something before we left the cells." His face was turning purple in anger.

-Time Skip-

James' POV:

It was my turn on watch, and I was having an awesome time. When Sirius had first described his plan to me, I'll admit I wasn't very impressed. However, seeing it in action, now that was something else. Who knew that moving everything just an inch to the left could have such a long-standing effect?

Petunia and her precious Duddikins were literally running into everything. And Vernon? The blubbering fool was blaming the council for it, saying that they had enchanted them to feel disoriented and all. What. A. Moron. Didn't he know that enchantment only lasted for a day at most unless the wizard had access to the person they were enchanting.

My cell phone started buzzing, and I checked it. Fascinating things, these cell phones. Much easier to communicate with than patronuses or mirrors. Muggles might not have magic, but they were able to create wondrous things. "Yes, Lily?"

"Where are you? I know you're up to something."

"What makes you say that?"

"Sirius just told me that you were cleaning your broomstick."

I winced. We were going to have to come up with new lies. The old ones just wouldn't work anymore, especially since I no longer owned a broom. "And besides if I still had a broom that would be a liable alibi. Don't worry, Lils. Not doing anything illegal."

"Because that makes me feel so much better. Honestly, James, what is going on?"

"Just seeing some justice done, is all."

There was a moment of silence before Lily responded. "Harry's appointment is at 9 am tomorrow."

"I'll be back later tonight." After we hung up, I returned to watching. Time to put phase two into action.

~oOo~

Petunia's POV:

Where was that sock? Giving up, I finally went to grab another pair, only to find the exact same problem. Frantic, I began to search my entire drawer, only to find all my socks were missing their matches. I had single socks in here. Where were their pairs? I was certain that I wasn't missing the laundry last night. Sighing, I resigned myself to wearing mismatched socks. Luckily, the tops looked similar, so none of my neighbors would be able to tell the difference.

I moved onto the rest of my clothes next, pulling out a pair of slacks absentmindedly and choosing a shirt. When I went to take my slacks off the hangar, however, I shrieked. Vernon bolted up in the bed and looked around wildly. "What is it, dear? Is it those freaks?"

In response, all I could do was lift up what were once my perfectly natural pants. The pants that now were pant. They were MISSING a leg! Torn clear in half! Madly, I rushed to check my other pants, and then Vernon's. Every single one of them were halved, and fortunately, every half had its match there. But the only pants that were untouched were what we were wearing.

Widening my eyes, I did my next check, and nearly screamed again. All of our pants and our shirts? Every single piece of clothing we owned was missing its other half. The socks were one thing, but everything else was unwearable!

~oOo~

Remus' POV:

Too bad James had to go to Harry's appointment. I high-fived Sirius as we watched the Dumsley's reaction. They were screaming and shouting, turning in circles sometimes. Phase two was an ultimate success.

I can't wait until phase three.

AN: Thank you again for all you help PMing my sister! You guys are the best! I hope you liked this chapter as much as I did, and there will be another part! And I think part two will be even better! Happy reading!