Unfortunate events have brought Sesshomaru and Kagome to team up and get back at their philandering ex lovers. However, their unexpected friendship forms into something else and they try to fight their perplexed feelings and urges. *EDITED 2020*

When Kagome is sent to a boarding school that let's demons attend she is more then a little freaked out, but the hits keep on coming when she is told that she is Inuyasha's mate. She doesn't like the thought of belonging to someone, especially a possessive demon. What is Inuyasha going to do when Kagome doesn't accept him as her mate? He's not going to take no for an answer!

Raven Carpenter has always been a peculiar girl. She isolates herself, with the exception of one or two people, mainly because of the reputation that her dad has. That's why she fits in with The Losers Club and leaving her to be a social outcast. What happens when she is being stalked by a murderous clown by the name of Pennywise while she falls in love?

A love story between Gajeel and Levy that takes place with them in high school, rated M for cursing and eventual lemon. Other Fairy Tail couples will appear as well just not as much, Lily is also included, ( I love Lily ).

You are Jim Gordon's stubborn daughter, and the day you meet Jerome Valeska at Haly's Circus is the day that your life completely changes forever. (Takes place in 1x16, eventual smut)

I have a bad habit where I flip to the end of a book and read the last page. It's not the first thing I do, it's something I do when I need reassuring that it will get better or that the main character isn't going to die. I always need to know that everything is going to be okay in the end. That's why being around Collin makes me nervous. Everything about us is so unpredictable.

Mickey has liked Ian Gallagher for a long time. So when Ian breakes into his room looking for a fight and something else happens... Mickey can't beleve it. After that day Ian is like a drug for Mickey, he can't stay away. He might be falling in love which is good and bad for so many reasons. But hey Stuff happens.

What happens when two twins switch places? Nikita is doing her best to pretend to be Natalie and doesn't need an overly happy werewolf confusing things. Seth/OC imprint story.

COMPLETE. Betty looked back and forth between his eyes and his lips, the ache between her legs growing exponentially with each moment she stood here with him. "I'm not a bad girl," she whispered. "But I could be if you want..." #Bughead #AU #HalloweenFic

In the beginning, the idea of pen pals seemed intriguing. However, as the chaos began, she knew she had been wrong. After all, whom could enjoy corresponding with their polar opposite? S/K

Set in a small religious town, Marinette dreams of leaving the town when she graduates from college. Too bad she accidentally signed a contract that allowed Adrien to do whatever he wants with her. Takes place in a town, Tikki and Plagg are not in this story because there is no miraculous or magic. Rated M for lemons, cursing, the club and blackmail. Rewriting the story!

Sesshoumaru is a powerful demon lord with great wealth and land. Rin is gift presented to him by some greedy lord. Both fell in love unknowingly with each other. However in the dark, their happiness is slowly being destroyed. Sess/Rin Romance.

What's sticky, is hard to swallow pure, can be sweet or salty and only comes out in spurts? - Exactly. Maple Syrup. Rumor has it that Riverdale's Perfect Girl Next Door Betty Cooper received some sticky maple from the one and only Serpent Prince Jughead Jones. The only snag is that the preppy cheerleader and the brooding gang member hate each other to the bone.

A story of Lucy and Levy, two incoming freshmen roommates, and their journey through the wonderful world of college life. That is until Levy meets a bad boy frat star and Lucy meets a steamy new freshman boy. Can RA's Erza and Jellal handle the relationships in their dorm hall and their own romance? And who is this new chick that Gray met? Rated M for adult situations.

Kagome decides to shed her "virginal" image for something more fitting of a 19 year old woman. Warning: Rated M for heavy lemon content.

The Sequel to 'You Got Me on My Knees, Layla'. Bonnie and Stefan are back and this time, they've adopted a feisty Scottish girl named Marsaili. How will Paul, the wolf who doesn't want to imprint on anyone, handle seeing her? How will Marsaili react? Why is Stefan so weird?

Mike knows when to keep his mouth shut, but not when it comes to El. After he gets the crap beaten out of him, she decides to try and make him feel better. (Shameless smut, dirty talk)

Kim is content with being "the quiet one." It's the way things have always been and it works for her. Little does she know, this trait is about to be the thing that gets her noticed by the boy she's had a crush on for years. Life as she knows it is about to change forever.

A girl moves into a rented house in La Push after a life moving from place to place and meets her neighbors at a beach bonfire. Unaware of the supernatural world, she is in for a surprise and a complicated life when a wolf imprints on her. Will she finally settle down and let people come close? First fanfic ever, M-for later chapters J B Parring Main Character not from twilight.

Inuyasha is a prince and his mother wants to set him up. She hosts many princess from the land to find a woman worthy of her son. But what happens when an out side force wants to take the woman that has won his heart? I do not own the characters.

Bonnie Tall crazy life of heartbreak, sorrow and love. She finds herself always following her sister Sarah around freakShow to freakShow till they find themselves in a town called Jupiter, FL. Always feeling alone and not an oddity of beauty Bonnie meets a boy name Jimmy and after a long battle for her life she finds there's something more to herself than normal. SUMMARY CONTINUES-

After the War I wanted to forget. I did not want to bare witness to what had happened. I just wanted to try and strive for a normal life. Yet normality did not seem to find me because the place that found me was a Freak Show in Jupiter, Florida. I did not think it was possible to find someone, to find him someone who I could share my secrets with, or a new family to belong too.

Rated M for later chapters. Marinette knows that she has to remain her somewhat perfect self to her friends and family. She has to follow all of the rules and keep her morals. But a certain black cat just keeps coming back. And she just can't say no to that face. Tikki warns her, but Marinette is just too lost in those fiery green eyes to listen. This...might be a problem...

Slight AU. Khal Drogo is wed to Syleria Ardrion, a Princess from a family descended from Mermaids. Her father needs an army to fight against a rival clan, and thus sells his daughter to the mighty Khal.

prompt by kittybug: Marinette finds out that Adrien is Chat Noir and finally confesses to him. He doesn't know she's Ladybug so he rejects her. Marinette, in a moment of panic, admits that she's Ladybug but he doesn't believe her. The next day, Chloe (having overheard them) starts berating her in front of the class for claiming that she's Ladybug just to win Adrien's affections.

Misery loves company. Harley and her clown prince deal with their loss. Harley/Joker One-shot.

One-Shot. Joker/Harley. Spoilers for Suicide Squad (2016). Harley knows that the Joker only has eyes for her... right? In which Harley gets jealous, the Joker's plans are foiled, the Joker has unhealthy coping methods, and mad love wins the day. Full list of warnings inside. Please Review!

He'd had psychiatrists before. None of them were as uniquely individual as Dr. Harleen Quinzel was. He didn't care so much about killing them or making them insane enough to share a wall with him from the next room over. Her, though…he could see something different in her. And he wanted to change her - into his Harley Quinn. He wanted to make her perfect.

Mickey is the most popular kid at school, he's also a bully. Ian is the new kid and the victim of the football team, but bullying somebody doesn't necessarily mean you won't end up liking them, even if you try your best not to. Rated M for later - a remake of CrissColferL0ve... nothing mine just a change of names.

One really hot evening Harley and the Joker have some bedroom fun. One-shot, based on Suicide Harley Quinn and the Joker. Rated M

She needed this, for once in her life, she wanted unadulterated passion.

A story about Sasuke who is the hottest and collest guy in all of Konoah high. His girlfriend is the one and only Sakura. Everything changed when a new girl named Ino appeares. Naturally, Sasuke neglects Sakura until a new transfer named Gaara attracts Sakura's attention. Sasuke is left with jealousy. The story has a lot of depth and emotion even though the grammer sucks.

Identities sex reveal? Adrien's in love with Marinette now. She notices. She visits him. They reveal each other while doing it? Damn.

Adrien asks Marinette for advice about his crush, not realizing she has a crush on him...

Levy was born a female but raised as Leiko. A boy. Her mother insisted that she was a boy and refused to accept that her only child was a girl. Her father was against it but decided to go along with it until Levy moved out. Only then can she live how she wanted. Levy just moved houses so a new school was in order too. Now Levy was going to join Fairy tail academy.

Marinette's heart is crushed on Valentine's Day when she overhears Adrien talking to Nino about the girl he has fallen madly in love with. The woman he describes is obviously not Marinette. When Adrien discovers that Marinette is actually Ladybug and the one he's in love with, how will he confess his feelings to her? Pure SIN. Oneshot.

How Doctor Harleen Quinzel and the infamous Clown Prince of Crime, started as Doctor/Patient and worked their way up to King and Queen.

It was a typical Tupperware party for Jimmy, nothing unusual, just another job, until she walked in. Alice was new in town, she was young and beautiful, and as he was soon to find out, just as lonely and trapped as he was. Jimmy/OC

At David Wolfe Academy, Rin is a typical female student, minus swooning over her history teacher, Mr. Taisho. What's not-so-average is said history teacher cornering her at every possible moment, turning her thoughts to mush and filling her stomach with butterflies. After discovering she is his mate, Rin must go down a path of trial and error in order to be with the man she loves.

Penelope Daniells was the legal owner of the Freakshow after her father was mysteriously murdered, but her aunt, Elsa Mars, had to take charge until she was 18. Now she's approaching the age of consent and she has already fallen in love with one of the world's most loved attractors, Jimmy Darling. But things are about to change...and what twisted, dark secret is Penelope hiding?

Chat Noir wants to confess to Ladybug. Marinette wants to confess to Adrien. Somehow, things just keep spiraling out of control instead. (Or: these two sillies are ridiculously cute and I couldn't resist)

Gajeel goes into a pet store and walks out with more than he bargained for.

Levy should have put more thought into what she was about to get herself into before she agreed to go out on a job with Lucy. Too bad her rent was due soon. A teasing celestial wizard, a love crazy cousin, and a meddling Mirajane are sure to create a recipe for disaster. HEAVY SMUT. Gajevy Part I. NaLu Part II.

An awkward encounter brings two people, cast out from normal society, together. But will their own differences tear them apart?

Sakura: princess of the west. Neji: prince of the north. Both strong willed, neither willing to back down. Watch the fur fly during what may just be the mating from hell.

Kim and Jared imprint story. Kim is not the cannon shy, stalker type. Her and Jared as well as her interactions with the rest of the wolf pack and even some Cullens. Rated T for some language and some suggestive themes. Last chapters are a Leah/OC story. Book #1 in Kills World.

How things would have been different if Veronica had done more than flirt with Weevil. Rated M for later chapters and some language.

Eerika was the twin sister of Viserys, the only persons who temper could rival his and a dragon's. Wishing to return home, Eerika would do anything, even if that meant having Dany marry Khal Drogo. She never thought that the Khal would take such an interest in her, however. *HIATUS*

Viserys and Daenerys weren't the only children to escape the rebellion. Their father's favorite Bastard child escaped with them. When Viserys tries to sell his sister to A powerful Dothraki Khal, he gets the shock of his life when the Khal wants the Bastard Targaryen daughter instead. (Rated M for language and implied sexual content."

Rin wakes up at an auction and is sold to Sesshomaru, The Great Lord of the West. What will she choose, escape or live a life with the lord? Lemon and a little swearing.

Violet had never blamed him for anything he did, no matter how sick, how wrong. She loved her brother, more than anything. Tate was her entire world and she was his. Forever. Why was that wrong? They weren't hurting anyone. They were just surviving, holding onto the only piece of comfort that they had ever had, the only way they knew how. Incest. Violet/Tate. Rated M.

Seth had been alone for so long that he had given up on ever finding his imprint, though when he finally meets her he realizes that she was worth the wait. But as a result of a terrible sickness and a horrible accident, she is determined to shun anyone who tries to befriend her. A story about love, sacrifice, and imprinting. Seth/OFC. T for language. [0/22 Edited.]

Mickey's boyfriend gets him a hot, redheaded stripper for his birthday. That doesn't work out too well for Mickey's boyfriend.

Twenty-five high school students are forced to participate in a bloody battle for their lives. They are fitted with electronic collars and have only six hours to kill each other off until only one of them is left. Or they all die. Based on the visual novel, Battle Royale. Mainly NaruHina, but also contains SasuSaku, SaiIno, NejiTen, ShikaTem, and a few others. Character death.

Was watching the history channel special and was inspired. Random Halloween smutiness. Enjoy.

He was arrogant and rude. He swore more than a sailor, and drank alcohol at eight in the morning. He was Hinata's new boss. And he wasn't about to keep things 'strictly professional' with his cute little assistant. Rated M for swearing and future lemons.

If Daenerys and Viserys had a sister, Rhaenyra. Viserys plan to join together the two most powerful khalasars, by marrying his younger sisters to each horselord, to help him regain the Iron Throne. He plans to marry Dany to Khal Drogo, and Rhaenyra to Khal Vijek. But what happens when Viserys awakens the last two dragons, Daenerys and Rhaenyra? Read to find out.

When Mickey loses a bet to Mandy, he has to get his tongue pierced.

AU. 21-year-old Letty moves to Texas to get away from her life in LA. Living in her grandparents' ranch house, Letty bumps into Dominic Toretto, the small town's mechanic, who was her first... well, everything. When she broke his heart 4 years ago, she never thought she'd see him again. Now, she has to work hard for his forgiveness. M for language and lovin'.

While Rin's parents were considering an offer for an arranged marriage she was worried. When the same man turned up in her class room she freaked out. What was she going to do?

Rin Higurashi is in a bind. Desperate to help her sister with medical bills, she accepts a job working as a personal assistant for a certain dog demon, Lord Sesshomaru, at his large company.

Chieko Kurosawa is previously known as a school nerd. But after deciding to herself that she needs a make-over for her love...will he like it? Crappy summary but a good story! So ready sweet humans!

Tate & Violet are alive. They were childhood friends that grew apart. Now Tate is in trouble and kidnaps Violet. Sorry I suck at summaries. Very AU. Rated M for dark themes, sexual content, dub-con, some violence, drug use, and language.

It all started when Tobi decided to push the big red button. Now a convict with a schoolgirl fetish, a shy college student, a quiet businessman, a hot-tempered med student, and a few more random annoying people must band together to try to survive this oncoming zombie apocalypse. Hida/Hina, some Ita/Saku. Rated M for violence, swearing, suggestive humor, some smutty situations

Levy has found the school of her dreams, Mavis Vermillion Academy of Excellence; a boarding school known for its beauty and etiquette program. Why does she love it? It has the most beautiful library she has ever seen. But now that she's attending, will the library live up to expectation? And what's with the people who live in the Fairy Tail dorm, her new home? GaLe and others. AU.

A selection of one shots; each an Ian/Mickey cliché. These FanFictions are pre-Season 4 storyline

In Fiore High school a lot of drama come across with the girls as the pervy boys tackle them down with love! (You can request a couple I can do if it's not done already and I can try and do so!)

When Riley Ace was five she was abducted and held for ransom. She was tortured for months before her family finally paid the ransom and she got to go back. Still, eleven years hasn't erased the scars covering her body and Riley can't help but think, "Who could ever love me? Who could ever love a girl with scars and burns?" Imprint story.

All Hidan wants to do is sleep after working the graveyard shift all night. Is that really so much to ask for? Apparently it is, considering half of the damn town seems hellbent on making sure that doesn't happen. Rated M for swearing.

She was a high school nerd who has a chance to change.

Sequel to Valentine's Kiss. When Hidan picks Hinata up for their date, there's no telling what could happen. How will Hinata's friends react when they see her with the attractive older male? And what will happen when Hidan's ex shows up?

It was a simple trip to the store. Saving a playboy's life from a hit-and-run had been a bonus. No big deal. Until said playboy shows up at her door, intent on showing his appreciation… in his own way. Let the game of seduction begin. InuKag

Ian and Mickey break up for only the millionth time. Gallavich

"Nurse, I'm still hurt." He growled teasingly against her forehead. "W-Where are you hurt?" She whispered desperately, as he pressed deeper into her. "Right here." GaaraXSakura Lemon, children refrain!

Rin and Kagome are cousins. Adopted when she lost her parents. So when they learn that a contract was made and now Kagome must give up her love, Inuyasha, to marry his half brother. Rin decides that she will make any sacrifice to repay the love they gave her...even herself. Arranged Marriage. -AU-

Han and Gisele from Han's POV. One-shot.

Bay spends a month at Silver Lake Fine Arts Camp to improve her painting skills, but ends up having more fun in her Shakespeare Studies class with the handsome Emmett. Will the story they're acting out reflect their lives and blossoming romance, or will Bay and Emmett be able to overcome all obstacles and prove that not all star-crossed lovers are doomed to failure? AU Bemmett

AHS AU. In 1994, when Violet Harmon moves in next door to Tate Langdon, he knows she was meant to be his. Alive, Tate is an obsessed psychopath who hopes to taint Violet, make her like him, but as he watches her, gets to know her, he discovers that there is already a darkness in her. And it makes his want, his need for her, that much greater. Rated M. Violet/Tate

Rin begins interning at the most powerful company in Japan. Her boss, Sesshomaru, is the most arrogant man she's ever met, and he barely speaks a word. [Complete]

GoT AU. Dany is an heiress and Drogo is a gang leader. Viserys and Jorah make an appearance. A retelling of Dany and Drogo's relationship in Modren Times. "Ah, Dany," he said, bringing her close to his chest, "You look beautiful, my darling girl." Rated R for language, sexual situations, drug and alcohol references, violence. Reviews and Comments are most welcome.

AU where Ian and Mickey meet online

Sasuke and Sakura had been dating since they were 13.Sakura went on a 3 year vacation with her parents.Sasuke and Sakura are in a long distance relationship.At 17 Sasuke decides to date Karin.Sakura came back to surprise Sasuke. What will happen?Full SUM

When school heartthrob and basketball captain Uchiha Sasuke is secretly crushing on the class nerd Sakura, he gets her to tutor him so he could finally tell her how he feels. AU. OOC.

For the 100 Situations Challenge on LJ. Mugen and Fuu are put in one-hundred steamy situations. Adult Content Warning.

Lana (Bay) is an intern at Clearwater memorial hospital, loving what she does her life is pretty good. However six years ago she was in a car accident leaving her with no memories of who she was before. Her life was going according to plan until a familiar stranger enters her life causing it to once again be turned upside down. Will she be able to handle the missing pieces?

Sakura is a new student who just started at her new high school.When the whole school finds out about her and her best friends crushes on the most popular guys in school it spreads through texting.Now the have to deal with the humiliation when they see em

Danny Desai returns to town and finds romance with one of his old best friends, Jo. RATING CHANGED TO M FOR CHAPTER 15

Fifth story in my chronicles of the imprinted series. Shani visits La Push and meets the jerk off Collin who she can't stand and yet can't seem to stay away from even though she should. True love was never easy.

A continuation of Maid for You, Sesshomaru's younger brother comes to stay with his elder, but is surprised to meet the young woman already living with him. Sessh/Rin

What happens when you're too famous and don't even have the time to clean your own home? InuYasha is like that along with his wife Kikyo, they need a maid to help clean. In comes young, naive Kagome! But what happens when love forms where it is forbidden? [Complete but under revision]

This is an AU love story of Daenerys and Drogo. Viserys is called Victor in this story. Daenerys is left in the care of her step-brother Victor. He hatches a plan to get at Daenerys inheritance. Victor forces Daenerys to marry Drogo the leader of a gang. However, Daenerys learns that there is more to man she has been married off to as well as the "gang" she is now Khaleesi to.

Kagome, Rin and Sango try to adjust to the complexities of being a youkai's mate while trying to maintain a normal life, but they're about to find out there's no such thing as normal when you belong to youkai. Sequel to Importance of Being Kept.

Sakura is the new student at Konoha High School. Sasuke is looking for his type of girl. Sasuke finds out that its Sakura. Can Sasuke be with her without his fangirls ruining it? Sasuke a bit occ.

In the day's surrounding Beau's death, Tate befriends Violet and she helps him more than she'll ever know.

Inuyasha and Kagome are in their senior year of college, and their third year as a couple, when an old girlfriend shows up on campus.

Sesshomaru wasn't sure how it happened, or even why it happened. All he knew was that in a blink of an eye his perfect life had thrown itself down a cliff, and it was all her fault. This weird and constantly half-naked woman was driving him mad. He had to admit though; She was damn sexy. Maybe it wasn't so bad after all. Rin/Sesshomaru AU

She was sexy, she was bold, and witty, she was beauty itself... she was almost forty. And my girlfriend's mom.

Kim was just an ordinary girl who everyone ignored including her crush. That is until she decides it's time to move on and he disappears for 2 weeks... My version of how Kim and Jared met and how their relationship developed. Rated M for language and mature themes in later chapters.

Alice feels as though Jasper is getting bored with her, and so when she decided to make him jealous, she is not prepared for the backlash! Really cute and fun one-shot about Jalice! Hope you enjoy!

To keep her family from finding out a dangerous secret that may tear it all apart, Kagome Higurashi becomes the Mistress of Sesshomaru Takahashi, the leader of the deadliest gang in Tokyo, all through blackmail.

Sesshomaru, future ruler of the western lands, is forced to attend high school to find a mate. Rin a beautiful human heiress in need of an attitude adjustment. What will happen when these two destined lovers cross paths? M for Suggested themes.

Back in kindergarten your mother would tell you if a boy pulls your pigtails he likes you, and if he dips them in paint he loves you. That goes for the rest of your life too. Moreover, when you're an adult and work for the Hottest Man of the Year. COMPLETE

Kagome chose to serve him, but she never knew what her services would entail. She spared her friends but how long would she be able live her life in his torturous game of slave and master? Will the slave fall for the sadist who pleasures her so? A story of a different kind for those who want to read something a bit different differently lol.

Inu brings his new friend Kagome and soon to be girlfriend Kikyo over after school and Kagome finds out exactly what a Taishou is made of.

Sakura gets employed as a maid to satisfy her master's needs. He gets possessive and punishes her. read at your own risk cuz my summary sucks.

Kim is a sweet but shy girl who has been in love with Jared for years. Jared finally notices her when he imprints on her and her unrequited love is finally returned. The first in my "Chronicles of the Imprinted" series

Jackie's been murdered. Her spirit is trapped in the basement. Hyde is the only one who can see and hear her. How will he help her? Will he be able to somehow bring her back? PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!

Bella, Alice and Rosalie are students at Holly Whether, a prestigious school for young ladies. There lives seemed pretty boring, until they meet a certain bunch of bad boys.

Kim/ Jared imprint fic. Jared has returned to school and is still oblivious to Kim, so Kim decides to take matters into her own hands and asks the fool out for ice cream. Rating to be safe. Current one-shot, may turn into more.

Rin goes to a mixed high school, full of students of all sorts. She worries about nothing but keeping the peace in her school, then everything changes when a new student enrolls, named Sesshomaru, and Rin develops a strange attraction to him.

Sesshomaru and Rin have been in an arranged marriage since her birth. On her sixteenth birthday, they married and now they have to keep their marraige a secret to avoid a massive Scandal. TWO SHOT. LEMONS.

You've heard of the drinking game, right? Well, here is the... cleaner? version of it. played. In a classroom. As an activity. To get to know each other better. Based on an actual class at my school. Parings: NaruHina, SasuSaku, NejiTen, SaiIno, ShikaTem

He is the married King of the Western Lands, she an orphaned girl bereft of a last name who would become his mistress. Thus began a story of angst, drama and a love that was never meant to be. K XSXR

Welcome to our little ghost town. Please take your time to look around and get to know some of our lovely town's folk. This is an AU Violate story Awful at summaries HaHa

Oneshot: Sasuke and Sakura locked in a room together. No plot, just sex. Heavy M. Consider yourself warned.

Was it just him or was there a wolf following them? Itachi and Kisame get a strange wolf follow them back to base. What is it that the wolf wants from them? Please read and review! Lemon! I do not own Naruto or any of the characters!

Co-authored by Ai Kisugi. When Sesshoumaru said he would help them, Inuyasha and Kouga, the notorious bad boys, did not expect to find themselves as two of the hottest girls in an all girls boarding school. Inu/Kag

Jared/Kim Imprint- Kim has always been quirky and independent, just her and her three friends causing hell. Suddenly Jared disappers, when he comes back he won't stop staring at her with love and lust in his black eyes. Kim not a Dork/Stalker.

When a spell throws Bankotsu and Kagome into a marriage-or-death predicament, the Inutachi and Shichinintai are forced to form an alliance. What happens when dark secrets from Bankotsu's past come into play? B&K FE.

Violet is a girl with a rebellious streak and a deadly attraction to danger. When she leaves home with her rocker boyfriend, she thinks she's finally free. But in her new LA home she finds a new kind of darkness in the spirits that haunt the Murder House

Kagome was called to the principal's office for something unknown. What she didn't expect was for her to be screaming.

AU Sakura is a princess who agrees to an arranged marriage. During her journey, she is threatened by her servant into switching places. Will anyone still be able to find out who the real princess is? Based on The Goose Girl of The Brothers Grimm

Inuyasha plays a prank on his older brother Sesshoumaru - by purchasing him a mail order bride! Except something seems a little off about this one… Drabble series. COMPLETE!

AU: Uchiha Sasuke had it all...wealth, power, looks, and women eating out of the palm of his hands. But the only way to keep it is to find a wife! Shouldn't be too hard right? But why does that pink one seem oddly uninterested? Yes, it has been UPDATED

Rin is a normal high school student until the new demon student comes to her one day, in front of everyone, and tells her she is going to be his mate and then...bites her! What sort of things will she experience being courted by a dog demon!

Kim's story

Playboy Uchiha Sasuke and Playgirl Haruno Sakura are finally a couple. Everything's great with them, but, after being a playboy and playgirl for so long, can they give it up so easily? SasuSaku. Sequel to: The Dating Game.

A different take on the tradtional Jared/Kim imprint story. Kim and her half-sister are the school badasses, and Jared is your all around 'good' guy. When he imprints, what will Kim think? Jared/Kim & Embry/OC

When two indenticle boys Kaito and Saito met at camp Konoha for the first time they hated eachother on contact. Untill they found out a secret about their parents. Their plan, switch places and get their parents back together before it's too late.

Sasuke likes having a live-in maid. She cooks and cleans and never complains. Sakura likes having one too. She cooks and cleans and lets Sakura take all the credit... Life was so much easier when Sasuke was a playboy. And when he remembered his fiancee...

This is the long awaited 4th installment in my chronicles of the Imprinted series. Carmen Dean absolutely was not about to date Brady Fuller, first of all he was only 16 and she was 19, second she liked flirting too much, he was just gonna have to deal!

In which Rin finds out about Sesshomaru's dirty little secret, and Jaken gets a new job.

Dionne is your ordinary fun-loving adventure girl who is visiting her bestie Rachel for the summer. One pet peeve...she hates tall guys especially rude ass Embry Call, but what's love without a little drama?

This is the second story in my Chronicles of the Imprinted series. Rachel moves back home for the summer and meets hot but too young Paul. He's sexy but she refuses to date someone her brother's age! Ugh!

Sasuke Uchiha is the school playboy. Sakura is the beautiful, yet innocent vampire.When Sasuke decides she's the new conquest,Sakura's not going to give in so easily.Will sparks fly or will she leave him dead in the corner?Literally.Full sum inside.

one-shot. After seeing someone hit his girl, all Kevin wants is revenge. GWEVIN!

A series of one shots involving Clare telling Eli about her past relationship with K.C. different confrontations, different reactions, and different situations. prompt 08- Things are slipped when Darcy makes a surprise visit...

A rape turned into something more. "You are now my sex slave!" He said with a smirk. "Yes, Master."

Not like my normal stories! Sakura's parents are gone for a week on spring break. Its time for Sasuke and her to experiment on the sex life. LOTS OF LEMONS! And yes they are ninjas!

When Kagome,Sango,Ayame,Rin,Kikyo,and Kagura Come to Amaterasu High They Get some UN-Wanted Attention From Some of the Baddest Boys in The School...OC and Shippo and Rin are in High School Hiatus

Sakura is getting married to the prince of Konoha, Naruto, but she does not love him. The night before the wedding, Naruto is determined to change that.

Inuyasha is the school rebel and loves to cause trouble. Kagome is a straight A student and has plans for her future. What happens when fate throws the two together and Kagome becomes his tutor? Rated 4 lemons and language. InuxKag

In which Sakura writes a letter telling Karin to back off. SasuSaku / Anti Karin fic. Rewritten!

Whose gone farthest with Clare Edwards? Eli, maybe K.C.? Nope, Wesley. What happens when Eli finds out? ONESHOT.

Summary: "Sasuke-kun, where are you taking me?" He smirked, pure devious intent. "To a drive in my car." "Oooohhh…" A moan was heard in the distance. "Mmmmm…" Naruto turned to his companion. "Hey… Kiba… Did you hear that…?" ONESHOT. SMUT. SASUSAKU

SEQUEAL to Confessions in Moonlight.MacKayla is all grown up now and is heading to highschool with the rest of the Cullens and her brothers.Will she find love or heartache when she meets her imprint,Wyatt?Can Mac be enough to save him from his dark past?

Because it's not only Sasuke who wants to have crazy, overbearing, nymphomatic, dominatrix, orgasmic, mindblowing sex.

Tenten laughed loudly. "I won't tell. I'd say it was about time you lost some of that innocence of your's anyway! You're 18 and a half." One Shot

Spoiled little miss perfect, Kagome Higurashi, is a good girl. Inuyasha Takahashi is the school's delinquent, a typical playboy. Good girls stay away from bad boys like him. So, why the hell is she suddenly getting intimate with him? ...And in PUBLIC too!

Sakura goes for a ride in Hidan's car. The cops show up and hilarity ensues.

Haruno is a maid in Uchiha's household. Who's madly in love with Uchiha Sasuke. But not only does she wears glasses, is shy, short and ugly, Uchiha comes home with another woman. Is 'I love you... Sakura' the last words of this story? Or the beginning?

RinSes KagInu SanMr...Dressed as a boy at four and told to serve Sesshomaru in all his needs Rin is in over her head. However twelve years pass calmly and Rin starts learning what love is to bad she's dressed as a boy or will it even matter? SEQUEL SOON!

Kagome transfers to a prestigous university filled with powerful youkai and unwillingly becomes a "kept" woman along with her roommates. Rin struggles with being more than just a pet to Sesshoumaru. Sango tries to tame Miroku.

Sakura is a shy, picked on girl at school. But when a new scary kid comes to school and she starts to take an interest in him, what will she do?nejixgaaxSAKURAxsasuxnaru

Sasuke needs Karin to do something, and she gladly accepts. But is she just a replacement for someone else? And what happens when this someone else steps into the picture? SASUSAKU. SOME SASUKARIN. BUT SASUSAKU. OOC Sasuke and maybe others, I'm sure. R&R

Rin is deeply hurt when the person she least expected dumped her. Sesshomaru. She expected them to be together forever. But that all changed when a mysterious girl comes to their school.

All Ino wanted was her junior year to be perfect, she has her perfect boyfriend, awesome dorm room, and of course Starbucks on campus. But the first day of school doesn't go as smoothly as she thought it would, and it isn't about to get any better.

Sakura Haruno, was an ordinary student. A crush on Sasuke, which failed. But, a NEW student has come! And Sakura's VERY attracted to him! But, something doesn't seem right about him. What's he & his brother hiding from them all? FIND OUT! OTKNaruxSaku.AU!

Her friends betrayed her after Karin came. She's the weakest of the group. NOT! Let's see who she really is.

If you go south down Main Street, leave the city, and drive ten miles, you reach Hinazuka Institute. It's a small facility with only 500 students. There is a boarding house, a cafeteria that serves three meals a day, and a prison system in the basement.

Kagome is given the wierdest offer by top business man Inuyasha Takahashi. With a few simple words he changes her whole life: "Will you bare my child?"

."Fugaku-san. Remember me? I'm Haruno Sakura. I need a job." A sexy dominatrix vampire maid. An arrogant handsome sex-god playboy. Living and working in the house of his parents. Oh lord. Watch out for the wet floor! Play nicely, now. SasuSaku.

Sakura is the hot girl of the school and Sasuke...the nerd that wears glasses and that everyone makes fun of? What happens when she comes to school early and discovers that the know-it-all is...hot! Well, make the stotic guy like her! Lemons. -Requested-

DEDICATED TO PINK BEAD GIRL! A misunderstanding with a shop-keep puts Sesshoumaru in a dark mood, on his and Rin's 450th wedding Anniversary. Rin's humor saves the day, and leads to a romantic dinner and evening together.

Akito "invites" Tohru to the main house.

Enter the realm of the populars. InuYasha, Miroku, Sesshomaru and Koga run Shikon High, what happens when they encounter Kagome, Kagura, Sango and Ayame, the unpopulars? Longer summary inside. InuxKag, MirxSan, SesshxKag, KogxAya. Complete.

Jared sucks at Spanish, but Kim is there to help him out. Her methods though, aren't excatly helping him focus on school work. SMUT. I dont own Twilight. Please reveiw!

I seperated the best couple in the world. Now I have a chance to fix it. Now I have the chance to make it right. Told in Naruto's POV. Read & Review plz.

Sakura hates Sasuke. Sasuke digs Sakura. Sakura is chewing some gum. Sasuke gets an idea... a horribly wonderful idea... SASUSAKU

Pure SasuSaku AU PWP set in their high school days. Sakura is the nice, honor student girl, and Sasuke is her bad boy boyfriend that likes to do her in school during classes. R&R

Kiba loves everything about his girlfriend...except every time they make out, she cuts things short and leaves him hot and bothered. There's only so much of this he can take before he takes matters into his own hands. Kiba/Sakura, LEMON

Kim has had a crush on Jared since she was ten, but she remains invisible to him; that is until he begins changing. As their relationship develops they face many different challenges, and discover their home is with each other. I don't own SM characters.

Maid Café is cosplay restaurant in Japan were all innocent girls are dressed in cute French maid costume to act servants & treat costumers like thier master what happens when Naruto drags Sasuke to the maid cafe & see a sexy innocent pink haired maid....

The new girl Sakura holds a secret past known only by her friends. She joins a gang, gang fights are common, friends are lost, and a death is awaiting her that may cause the friendship to end. Main Pairing: GaaraxSakura

I'm Sia Uchiha. Welcome to North Academy, where everyone is normal and-"DON’T LIE TO YOURSELF! WE’LL ALL BE FORCED TO WEAR GREEN SPANDEX FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES!" Oh this year will be interesting... SasuSaku GaaOC NejiTen ShikaTem NaruHina. ACTIVE.

Sakura and her friends want to go clubbing without their boyfriends getting in the way, but what happens when the guys show up during the girls dancing with strangers? Summary sucks but read anyway. Rated M just to b safe.

Ami Haruno is popular, pretty and rich. Her life is perfect to say the least, that is until her beautiful, rebelious twin sister Sakura Haruno shows up.

With Kagome's sexy little outfit Zero just couldn't resist

COMPLETE Kim Winters was perfectly content to just sit and watch Jared West every day in math class. Never once did she dream that he'd actually TALK to her…

ONE-SHOT! GAARA/SAKURA - Sakura is being hurt by Sasuke so she finds comfort in a very hot and powerful man. First one-shot. Please be nice!

Sakura naïve innocent girl save an old man not knowing he is the richest man in Tokyo & reward her to study to the most expensive boarding school in Tokyo he owned.4 kings of the school are fighting over a clueless Sakura to win her heart. AkaXSakuXSasu

Sasori just loves to tease Sakura - as well as others - in this mafia world. Made for the art trade with petiteantoinette over at dA.

AU Konoha Uni has a new student who looks like a total geek in thick glasses and bright pink shirt. But first impresstions aren't everything when it comes to love. SasuSaku

New school, new town, and a strange attraction to a bad boy redhead. Sakura doesn't know what she's getting into, but a small push from a little devil in her head and see becomes the Devil's advocate. GaaSaku, One-shot rated M for lemon.

Gaara, Sasuke, Neji, Naruto and Shikamaru say hello to the new girls and as they get to know each other, the school descends into chaos. High school story. Pairings: Sasusaku, NejiTen, GaaraOC, NaruHina, ShikaTem. Gets better as it goes on. Please R&R.

After Sango and Miroku have happily settled down, it's time for Sesshomaru and Rin to have a second chance at love, something both gave up on much too easily in college. Sequal to Jersey Girl.

We all know what happens at the Cullen home after the Volturi leaves in BD but what about the pack, this oneshot explores what happens to Paul and Rachel just after the wolves come back. Set in BD. LEMON Paul/Rachel. Enjoy!

After witnessing Naruto in the act, Sakura finds herself wishing she was the one bending over Naruto's kitchen table. Sweet one shot with a plot. Smut/Lemon s . Please Review!

one-shot/After being caught having a rather embarassing conversation with her friends by Shikamaru, the lazy genius offers her a rather indecent proposal she can't dismiss and then some.

Sakura had everything she ever wanted. But it was all lost! She changed and after a while she just couldn't bare it at sound anymore! She meets Ino and TenTen where she meets Sasuke again! pairings: SasuSaku, InoShika, NejiTen, NaruHina

[SasuSaku] Sakura was forced by her father, a wealthy businessman to study in Konoha Academy where she met Uchiha Sasuke, son of her father’s major competitors. With their past revealed and challenges along the way, will there be love or chaos? Maybe both

When Sakura was 5 years old, Ino had given her three dares that end up lasting years later. What happens when a group of new kids arrive at her high school? Can one of them end the dares? Main: DeiSaku SakuDei Slight: KibaHina ShikaIno Onesided: SasoSaku

Sess gets Kag a new pool, but it comes with tons of "rules".

It's up to you to decide if Tobi's a good or bad boy. TobiOC

Hinata, Temari and Sakura are good friends and love to chat about thier boyfriends together. It pretty much just follows the couples daily lives and their friendships. SasuHina, TemShika, SakuGaa. Very OOC but very good. Oh and a bit of Kankuro abuse. lol

Sai is a player,he smokes and drinks.Sai and Sasuke have been rivals for a long time.Sai makes his girlfriend,Sakura,transfer to Konoha boarding school because he wants to see her again.What happens when she meets Sasuke and his friends? R&R Saku/Sasu

Gaara is the hot bad ass of the school.Sakura Haruno is the new girl.They don't get along at all once they meet.They argue,fight,flirt,and get jealous.Will these two teens fall in love?Or be too stubborn to admit anything? Read to Find out! Gaa/Sak r&r

The story of Jared and Kim.

It’s been years since Sakura left Konoha. She left that life behind for a life of fame and music! She was only 15 now she is 17! She has a boyfriend, new friends and she is coming back to Konoha for a video shooting! Pairings: main sasusaku

Sakura and her 2 best friends move to Konoha and their dead rich! They meet fangirls, fanboys, enemies and loads of new friends! Coupls: main SasuSaku minor NaruHina, NejiTen, ShikaIno Oh and did i forget to mention, theres a mystery! not a very good one

Do not EVER get into a relationship with a serial killer...

Kohaku has asked Rin to marry him, and Rin has agreed. Now there's only one thing left to do: ask the father's blessing. How will Sesshoumaru respond? Oneshot, set twelve years after the manga ends

Sasuke bets that Sakura won't do anything "outside of her shell". But what if she does? Warning: Sasuke bashing and LEMON. This is now a two-shot! *EDIT - Lemon has been omitted. If you'd like to read that section, please send me a pm and I will gladly send you a copy :)* Rated M for lots of cussing

New Girls Sakura, Ino, Hinata, and TenTen are set on one goal: dominate the school. Can the kings of Konoha High keep thier titles or will they be overthrown by the infamous playgirls? SasuSaku NaruHina ShikaIno NejiTen. Continued by Riz-I

He just couldn't help it, his animal side was getting the better of him. COMPLETE AU. PWP. Naruto's P.O.V. One-shot

What if Sakura, Ino, Hinata, and Tenten were chatting about boys and the boys decided to act like girls and try to chat with them to know their deepest secret crushes. ShikaIno ,SasuSaku ,NejiTen , NaruHina……OneShot

Kagome is a full inu youkai, mated to Lord Sesshomaru of the western lands. Their sex life is mind blowing and they love to try new things. Kagome takes it another step and asks Sesshomaru to, well... read and find out, many lemons, enjoy! -

Sango is just your average girl trying to get out of the muck and mire of Jersey, kind of like a suburb of New York City . All she wants is something better than her father had. Can business tycoon Miroku do that for her? Rated for language and lemons.

Sakura is a girl that nobody cares about . She feels alone because her father abuses her so she can not have any friends . Sasuke is a new student and he wants to help Sakura . Will he be able to help her before she feels like there is only one end left .

It’s been three weeks and Sakura is having another sleepover at her house and she told Sasuke specifically not to go but when does Sasuke ever listen to orders? Never… Sequel to girls sleepover... i don't own anything.

“Just promise me you won’t overreact” Sakura pleaded to her boyfriend. "Why? Whats wrong?" Sasuke asked. “Well, it’s just that there and strippers at Ino’s bachelorette party” Then, there was a very long beep, and the line went dead.

Sakura was popular in school for being the first with Sasuke. First one to capture his heart, first hug, first date, first kiss... and his first EX-girlfriend. He's still the one she thinks about each day. But there's already someone else in his life.

RATED M: NejiTen, SasuSaku, NaruHina, SaiIno, & ShikaTema: High School scenarios, of course! It's how the regular teen gets laid!

In which she is an exchange student from Suna, and he can't figure her out. SasuSaku. AU. Complete.

/SasuSaku/ Have you ever wondered how it is to live with the Uchiha prodigy? It's crazy really. How would i know? Well... My name is Haruno Sakura. I am Uchiha Sasuke's girlfriend... And I just recently moved in with him. /Sequel to: Go Ahead Kill Me/

AU My name is Sakura Haruno. I am a Senior at Konoha Academy. I am living with my freaking rival in a room that is directly above my lifelong crush, whom we are currently battling to the death for. Meh, what could possibly go wrong? SXS R&R M for language

Kagome's and Sesshomaru's thoughts during her mating ceremony about each other. KagXSess. Very cute.

Kiba trys to give Hinata a rose to tell her how he feels. But a few jealous boyfriends think he's flirting with Tenten and Sakura. Hinata's at the park with Naurto, and he got beat up... twice. R&R! KibaHina

AU, High school. The story of a heated aruguement between Sai and Sakura about...boobs? I'm horrible at summaries. Rated M just to be safe. SaiSaku SaixSaku

Jared/Kim story. A fight, an accident, a hospital bed, and a sad surprise. One shot.

A series of InuKag lemons where these two are housemates. They basically have some "quality time" in every room in the house as their relationship moves from FWB to something more. Rated M for language and lemon

Kagome gets the choice of staying in Japan or going to modeling school in the US. After see Sesshomaru, her crush, with another girl she decides to leave. She comes back 5 years later and she has changed. Will it work out between the two? Lemons, Language

Naruto is coming to dinner with Sasuke's family, and Itachi's a little protective of his foolish little brother. NaruSasu AU

Sakura fixes up Neji and Ino. Neji has to show Ino who's really in charge. NejixIno KibaxSakura. Rated M.

A highschool story. Sakura has had a huge crush on the one guy who teases her. Well things get different when they enter highschool.

She has loved him for a while now and has decided that today come Hell or High Water He will be hers, Little does she know Sesshomaru as the same idea. Sess/Kag Rated M for lemon content ONESHOT

kibas been gone eight months. sakura's been a little naughty. he's going to punish her. m rated for a reason.

The obligatory Naruto highschool fic! It's overdone, and some of them have come out badly....One more won't hurt. NejiTen, ShikaIno, NaruHina, SasuSaku ohyes. Hopefully IC. On indefinite hiatus, sorry!

Sasuke and Sakura is always fighting could there be somthing more to it? Plz R&R! Sasusaku

AU Temari and her friend go to Konoha's newest hotspot. As they arrive they notice the band and Temari notices the lead singer...shika/tema, implied neji/ten sasu/saku and naru/hina

" Damn you Uchiha!" Sakura gets stuck in a small place with Sasuke, Things are hot and they cant seem to keep from lashing out at each other! *Complete*

Sasu Saku fic. Based on a song by Nickelback, this is were Sasuke gets jealous and mad at every guy that tries to swoon Sakura. Hope you enjoy!

Their parents have no idea of their attraction. They’ve been together since he and she was 16 and 11 respectively. Lemon. Incest. Minor. NarKag

Kagome goes to an all girl’s school with her best friends, Sango, Kilala, Kagura, Ayame and Kikyo, Her class has won a trip on Shikon Cruise, the top cruise lines in all of Japan. Will it be a a time to remember or will it be another Titanic? Complete.

Yamanka Ino and Sabaku Temari have verry different perceptions on what makes a man attractive. Ino tries to discover just what Temari finds Yummy.

OneShot songfic A story of Rin and Sesshomaru and how Rin hates his new girlfriend. Basically, it's OOC. Rated for language.

[Edited]Gaara and Sasuke rule the school, they hate each other and are in a never ending competition. A new girl by the Name of Sakura moves to town and befriends Hinata a friend of Gaara. When both want her, what will happen? GaaraxSakura!

AU. SasuSaku. She's gone unnoticed for forever but suddenly everyone is seeing her, leaving her with one thing to do. Blog it, of course!

SchoolFic Genius Sakura Haruno and her twin brother get accepted into Konoha Academy, Sakura makes new friends, enemies, and meets the school's heartthrob. Will Sasuke fall in love with Sakura, the school's new genius girl? Book 1 Sequel is out!

Inu Taisho, Inuyasha and Sesshomaru's father, is brought back to life and has a crush on Kagome. Will she return his feelings or go for one of the other hot guys?

[oneshot][language]It started as a High School crush growing into fullfledged love. This is the story of Uchiha Sasuke and Haruno Sakura sasuxsaku

oneshot. Sasuke glared down at the sweets his fan girls left for him. Disgusting. "Sasuke?" He turned to spot a pair of juicy lips with a couple of perfectly ripped tomatoes

Kagome has just gone into heat. She’s Sesshomaru’s mate. A bunch of stuff happens. Will they be able to handle it?

MatureContent: Have you ever had sex on an office desk? 'The vibration from their sexual intercourse was too powerful to handle, the objects and possessions on his desk began to shake and give way.'

Part 2 up! Mugen and Fuu are locked in a closet...together. Will they find a way to keep themselves from killing each other? Sigh, poor Jin... :P LEMON and graphic limey content Please R&R

Kagome and Kikyo are rival cousins,different in every way.Kagome is in the jazz band.Kikyo is a cheerleader,dating InuYasha.Untill a bet is made and they have to switch places.InuKag.

Meet Uchiha Sasuke, the hottest playboy in Konoha High. Meet new student Haruno Sakura, a former playgirl who quickly regains her title. But, after an "accidental" encounter, will things start to heat up? SasuSaku.

Sakura is just a small girl trying to become a shinobi. Watch how she shows everyone how good she really is. Implied SasukeSakura. First Naruto fic!

One shot. Sequel to 'He would Never Know'. What happens after Sakura becomes Sasuke's girlfriend? His fangirls reaction? And there's a new kid coming to their class, who happens to sit beside Sai... SasuSaku

A oneshot where Ami confesses her love for sasuke, too bad the authoress is against her and it is a sakuraXsasuke! please R&R!T for mild language

4 roommates 2 crashers 1 stupid bet 7 crazy days of sexual mayhem. Warning strong language, OOC, lemon and adult themes.

OneShot. He was the high school heart throb, she was the high school nerd. She thought he would never know.SasuSaku !sequel is up!

Four girls arrive at a new highschool, with a dangerous and morose past at their heels...literally. When they come to meet a certain group of boys, will their past catch up to them?

Sakura is dragged along with Hinata and Naruto to Suna for a meeting Naruto must attend with the Kazekage, a sandstorm hits and they are forced to shelter at Gaara's home, is there a hidden reason behind the visit...Oneshot...GaaraxSakura!

IYxYYH crossover! A One shot lemon between Hiei and Kagome. A club plus Hiei plus Kagome equals lemon! Not Beta'd. ONE SHOT!

Chunin Exams are here, Sakura has ended her childhood crush on Sasuke and meets someone she is drawn too, does he feels the same, what happens when he has to choose between his first Love or his country? GaaraxSakura

She's the nurse he always wanted... LEMON...GAARAXSAKURA... three lemons in one. Discalimer: I Don't own anything but the idea.

AU Kagome describes herself as boring vanilla ice cream and everyone she knows would agree. Kagome, InuYasha, hot sex in a public bathroom, what more do we need?

You can’t go anywhere. You belong to me." he stated, like it was something you say to someone everyday. Sess & Kag AU and OCC moments.

I had three friends. Sasuke, Ino, Sakura.Sasuke was chased by all the girls in our high school. Ino was one of those popular girls. Cheerleader, sexy, and stylish. Sakura was just one of those plain and average girls... sasusaku

//AU// Sesshoumaru Yamamoto broke up his relationship with his 5th girlfriend. And now, he doesn't wish for a new relationship... /One-shot/Sesshou&Rin/mentions of InuxKag/Written for Goddess Rhiannon!/ CHANGED PEN-NAME!

AU. Inuyasha... In one of the most powerful gangs in Tokyo. His Girlfriend, The most successful business woman in tokyo... Things are good right..? Nope! Things just got more complicated. R&R Warning: Lemon in first chappy.

Kikyo is Kagome's evil sister. And when she gets braces, she takes it out on Kagome. Kikyo even dates braceface Hojo temporarily until she meets the hottie InuYasha! Will Kagome win InuYasha's heart, or will Kikyo dominate forevermore?¿?

Teen star, Uchiha Sasuke clashes with school feared boy, Gaara and ends up falling in love with the same girl, Haruno Sakura..

A short ‘n’ sweet little one-shot I mixed up in spirit of the holiday. A secret crush and a crushing reality, or so to speak.