I laugh in the face of death! ... Then run away screaming like a little girl...

Information about RikusChika778

Birthday: August 7

Favorite Color: Purple

Age: Eighteen (You finally know after so long)

Favorite Anime couples: I like certain Hentai pairings, but other than that I can guess a yaoi relationship from just watching an anime.

Future Job: Hopefully a game designer or author

Favorite Things: Fan fiction, watching anime, playing games, reading, listening to any type of music though rarely country, daydreaming, laughing, drawing.

Hates Things: Mean people who hurt my friends. (I don't joke when it’s my friends.)Complainers over dumb stuff, holding grudges, and being woken up from sleep no matter what time it is.

Gender: Female

Favorite Games: Devil May Cry series, Final Fantasy Series, Kingdom Hearts Series, Tomb Raider, Valkryie Chronicles, Dynasty Warriors Series, more to just wont list.

Favorite Anime: Final Fantasy 7: Last Order, Vampire Knight, Naruto, Digimon, Beyblade, D.N. Angel, G-Gundam, Sailormoon, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Shugo Chara!, Gundam Wing, Yu-Gi-Oh GX (I only watch it to see Jaden), Avatar the last air bender (I know it’s a cartoon), Fullmetal Alchemist, Bleach, Code Geass: Lelouch of the rebellion, Gundam Seed, Yu Yu Hakusho, Tenchi, Samurai Deeper Kyo, Kuroshitsuji, so much more so little time to list all of them!

Favorite Movies: Final Fantasy: Advent Children, A lot of comedy, some certain romance fics.

You are a Flaming Uke!

One of the easiest uke to recognize by sight. Your flamboyantly gay behavior makes it easy for seme to prey upon you, and that is exactly what you want, and you usually have a few tricks up your sleeve as well. You most often have colored hair, designer clothes, and eyes that are constantly roaming, searching for the perfect partner. You are best paired with the Chibi Seme, who will rise to your challenge with their mischievous nature.
Most compatible with: Chibi Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Opportunist Seme

When does a ninja strike?

A ninja waits until the time is right, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard. When his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night. That is the moment for a ninja to strike. I LOVE YOU SASUKE!!!!!

A friend tries to help you when you get hurt, a true friends sits there laughing their ass off saying, 'Dude, you're an idiot!'

Favorite Couples

Riku and Sora,

Kai and Tyson

Heero and Relana

Axel and Roxas

Ray and Max

Amu and Ikuto

Lightning and Cid

Zexion and Demyx

Dark and Daisuke

Katara and Zuko

Cloud and Zack (and Tifa)

Lighting and Noctis

Zero and Kaname

Sephiroth and Cloud,

Cloud and Leon

Jaden and Alexis

Tidus and Yuna (Rikku)

Seifer and Hayner

Kai and Tala

Seifer and Squall (Zell)

Vincent and Yuffie

Ryoko and Tenchi

Sasuke and Sakura

Naruto and Hinata

Kurama and Hiei

C.C and Lelouch

Athrun and Cagalli (Kira)

Sebastian and Ciel

Ect. Lots more dude

Fav quotes

"Don't touch me in pervy places. My ears, its a weak spot. Same as you." - Ikuto Tsukiyomi

There is nothing good or bad, but thinking makes it so

-William Shakespeare

Love does not dominate. It captivates.

-Unknown

Love first thine self, that thou may love others after

-Unknown

“We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell”

-oscar wilde

Death is patiently making my mask as i sleep. Each morning I awake to discover in the corners of my eyes the small tears of his wax.

-Philip Dow

"DANGIT! This really pisses me off!! I can't stand this! Why me!? Why me? Ever since 6th grade started, life there has been HELL!! I CAN'T STAND IT! Oh my GOD, it just SUCKS! LIFE sucks! My whole life sucks! Why can't it be a little more like those nice shoujo manga? But NOOO! I have to have SATAN for a schoolmate!" - Sana from kodocha

"all i wanted was some courage...the courage to face each morning without running away...the courage to face my heart...the courage to trust and believe in others...that's what i wanted" -kamikaze kaitou jeanne

"is it human, to love someone so easily? is that why we can also hate each other just as easily?" - kamikaze kaitou jeanne

"it is easy to break a rose that is already hurt" - kamikaze kaitou jeanne

"however many times you betray me, i will still believe in you..." - kamikaze kaitou jeanne

You know, when I was younger, I always wanted a little brother. Then I found out about you. Got over that in a hurry.

-Lucas from One Tree Hill

"I will now hand the mic over to our new leader, Squall." (Nida)
"A speech...? Forget it. Cut the mic!"
-Squall (Leon)

A pro isn't someone who sacrifices themselves for a job. That's just a fool.

-Reno

Vincent Valentine: I have nothing to say.
Yuffie Kisaragi: That's okay, it was probably depressing anyway.

Cid Highwind: Sit your ass down in that chair and drink your goddamn TEA!

Cloud Strife: Whoa! Finger! What the hell?

Barret Wallace: I can't... go on... any farther. Marlene, Daddy wanted to... see your face... one more time...
Tifa Lockheart: Will you stop acting like a retard and climb?

Sephiroth: [to Cloud] What I have shown you is reality. What you remember, that is the illusion

Vincent Valentine: I don't care what you're doing; so much as the idiotic way you're doing it

Barret: Are we there yet?
Tifa: Not yet.
Barret: ...there yet?
Tifa: I said not yet!
Barret: Yo...
Tifa: Look, don't even ask! We're way way way way far away from being there, OK?
Barret: Damn, man! I've had it! I'm going back!
Tifa: And take just as long going down as you did coming up?

Barret: [to President Shinra] Y'all Shinra're the VERMIN, killing the planet! And that makes you King VERMIN! So shu'up, jackass!

Yuffie Kisaragi: Thinkin' of running away? Stay and fight! FIGHT, I said! C'mon... What's the matter? You're pretty scared of me, huh?
Cloud Strife: [sarcastically] ... petrified.

Mukki: [Cloud is stuck in a bathtub with many muscular men... ] Isn't bathing great...? It soothes your heart. How is it, bubby? Feels good, huh?
Cloud Strife: ...I don't feel good. Let me out...
Mukki: You'll get used to it. Try counting to ten. Hey bubby, how old are you?
Cloud Strife: [while counting] Eight... Twenty one...
Mukki: You're less then half my age. I'm so jealous. So how 'bout it...? Do you wanna join my "Young bubby's" group?
Cloud Strife: ...Seven... Six... Not to be rude or anything, but could you go do someone else?
Mukki: Well, if that's how you feel... too bad. We have a trip planned at a cabin out in the country.
Cloud Strife: Five... Four... Three... Two... One... Alright, that's ten. I'm gettin' out.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
that her dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made
her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it
can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost!

5Questions

1.Who's your favorite character on Kingdom Hearts,FFX-2,FF13?I can’t do kingdom hearts there’s to many hot guys but if you wanna know who i favor most look at my pen name(wait i just answered the question. Oops! Sorry Sora, Axel, and Roxas)Rikku and Lighting plus Vanille.

2.Who do you hate in Kingdom Hearts? Kairi(I’m sorry but the way she acted peeved me off on the beach including the notorious line "Sora lets go together just the two of us!" I was speechless for 10 minutes Like what the heck!?)

3.If you had to fight with anyone side by side who would it be?3min. pause Riku, Axel, Roxas, Demyx, Cloud, Leon, Sephiroth(He could come in handy with that sword.)

4.If you had to choose your fav couple who would it be? Riku and Sora , Roxas and Axel are so close to it but the first pair caught my eyes long before. Sorry :)

there one couple you don't like in particular? Okay guilty before i started loving yaoi(By the way thank god I found out about it.)I liked Kairi and Sora but ever since that scene with them i was like heck no! I love Riku and Sora the way Sora desperately tried to find him.

6. Who out of all FF characters would you wanna date? Don’t ask me such questions, I can’t pick favorites it just wouldn’t be fair!

7. If you had to be stuck in a back alley and you heard laughing, who would you think it was? Marluxia, for some reason I can’t put my finger on it, but he’s weird.

8. Could you see Sora actually being in love with Riku? Well yeah, I mean isn’t it obvious throughout the whole game? Seriously am I the only one who noticed this?

9. Do you think Disney made a bad choice in pairings? They did screw up a little not all the way, just certain scenes we all saw that some pairing were wrong. Don’t get me wrong I like Disney their cool.

10. What do you think about the Zemyx pairing? They really never interacted in the game, but overall I think they’re a pretty cute pairing.

Pairing Questions

1. Riku or Zexion? Riku hands down, hello pen name.

2. Sora or Roxas? Oh Jesus that’s a hard questions. Next!!

3. Axel or Marluxia? Axel, that not even a question.

4. Demyx or Riku Replica? That’s a hard question cuz he looks just like my Riku, but he not my Riku so Demyx it is.

5. Larxene or Xion? Xion, Larxene looks like one of those people I would grab by the neck and choke to death. XD!

6. Kairi or Namine? It’s not that I’m not a big fan of Kairi, but Namine just seems cooler than her, just my thought.

7. Cloud or Zack? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Oh wait you were serious?

8. Leon or Seifer? Leon, because he hotter.

9. Tidus or Wakka? Tidus, because he’s so cute.

10. Kingdom hearts or Final Fantasy? Oh hell no! never ask any fans of those games that question, it just a…a…a… horrible question!! Starts hyperventilating then passes out

If you hate Karin from NARUTO copy and paste this karin bashings and add you name on the bottoms.

Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it!
Karin is so fat, not even the byakugan can see through her.
Karin is so ugly, ANBU thought she was in the second level of the curse mark, and kicked her butt.
Karin is so stupid, she took a shiet thinking it would open the 8 inner gates.
Karin is so old, Gai dropped his "Power of youth" philosophy on the spot.
Karin is so ugly, when she passed by Hinata, Hinata yelled 'dayummmmm!'
Karin is so ugly, Itachi felt like his eyesight was diminishing when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her.
Karin is so fat she made fun of Chouji for being skin and bones
Karin is so fat that when Lee was doing her, he gave up.
Karin is so ugly, They made her join ANBU just so they can put a mask on her
Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the "hidden" villages.
Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear.
Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her
Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the
mainland.

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Friends

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'it’s because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crappp!!

pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

If you are a pyromaniac and also love Kingdom Hearts 2, and as such think Axel rules, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever maniacally laughed for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you laughed for over an hour when Reno said, "I'm still out here!" in Advent Children, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Axel LOVES saying 'Got it memorized' just cuz he can, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you love Axel, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (suposedly pretty I have my doubts)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. (I don't smoke I want healthy lungs)
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. (I've been told I'm strong for a girl)
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist or a pyromaniac.

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kitty!

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Amu: Do i ever cross ur mind
Ikuto: No
Amu: Do you like me?
Ikuto: Not really
Amu: Do you want me?
Ikuto: No
Amu: Would you cry if I left?
Ikuto: No
Amu: Would you live for me?
Ikuto: No
Amu: Would you do anything for me?
Ikuto: No
Amu: Choose--me or ur life
Ikuto: my life
Amu runs away in shock and pain and Ikuto runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life

If you are a big fan of Shugo Chara! And of Amuto pairing, then post this on your profile

PROOF! That Sasuke cares... for Sakura.

During the bell test, when Sakura fainted from seeing his head above ground, and the rest below, Sasuke waited for her to wake up, even though he probably knows he's wasting time.

-When they were escorted Tazuna to the Wave Country, Sasuke rushed in front of Sakura to protect her and Tazuna, even though Kakashi would have come(of course, he didn't know that but still)

- When Sasuke and Naruto were fighting Haku, Zabuza went to attack Tazuna but Kakashi protected him and Sakura screamed. When she did, you could hear worry in Sasuke's voice when they heard her.

-During the Chuunin Exams, The Forest of Death, when Sasuke and Sakura first found, Orochimaru, disguised as a Grass nin, when he stabbed his leg to get rid of the whole frozen in fear thing, when he went to pick up Sakura, he could have done it many ways, but he chose to pick her up bridal style.

-Again during the Chunnin Exams, The Forest of Death, when Sasuke and Naruto were fighting Orochimaru, disguised as a grass nin, after Orochimaru gave Naruto the five-pronged seal. When Sakura called him a coward, he reacted. He didn't react when Naruto called him a coward.

-After Orochimaru gave Sasuke the Cursed Seal, Sakura went to help him. I'm not sure if this is just because he was in a lot of pain, but instead of dealing with the pain by himself, like I thought he would, he actually let Sakura help him and the animators made him faint onto her.

-Also during the Chuunin Exams, The Forest of Death, when Sasuke wakes up, the first thing he does is ask Sakura who hurt her. Even the the influence of the Curse Seal couldn't change the bond he has with her.

-Another in The Forest of Death, when Sakura hugged him, the Curse Seal receeded. There's gotta be something behind that.

-During the Perliminary Rounds of the Chuunin Exams, the first thing Sasuke thought of when he was trying to make his curse mark receed was the image of Sakura crying, begging him to stop.

-After Garra semi-changed into his Shukaku form, and after he pinned Sakura to the tree with his sand hand, Sasuke told Naruto that he had better save Sakura no matter what, then run away.

-Also during this time, Sasuke also said that he wouldn't allow another important friend to die in front of him, refering to Sakura.

-Again during this time, when Sasuke went to catch Sakura after the sand released her, there were many ways of catching her, but he had to catch her bridal style. I know that's the way she fell, but then, who made her fall that way. The people who make Naruto. I say, they're hinting something but making Sakura fall in that manner.

-Once again, after Sasuke caught Sakura and went to lay her down on a branch, if you look closly, you will noticed his hand lingers under her head for a split second.

-Do I have to say it, when Sasuke told Pakkun to take care of Sakura, you could hear worry in his voice. His eyes also softened a bit.

-After the Hokage's funeral, in the flashback when Sakura asked Sasuke if he saved her, he said that Naruto saved her. You can tell that he had regret and sadness in his voice. Like hewanted to save her.

-When they were escorting Idate through the race, while on the boat when the Rain nin were attacking, Sakura's arm was hit by a kunai. Even though it was only a small cut, when she cried out in pain, Sasuke showed a hint of worry on his face.

When Ino hugged in during the Chuunin Exams, Sasuke was very mad and pissed off. But when Sakura hugged him in the hospital, he didn't have any hatred in his eyes and he let her.

-During Naruto and Sasuke's fight on the hospital roof, when Sakura ran in the way to try and stop them, Sasuke wanted to pull back. It means he cares for her well being in some way; or else, he would have just ran her through.

-This one I thought was implied. Who confronted Sasuke the night he left? Sakura. The people that make Naruto might be hinting something.

-Again, when Sasuke was leaving, he put up with all of Sakura's talking instead of ignoring her like he normally does. He even gave her a speech. A short one, but still.

- When Sakura asked to go with Sasuke, he replied that it was "too dangerous." He didn't want her to get killed.

-Also when Sasuke was leaving, before he knocked her out, he said "Thank you." This shows that he does care about her in some way.

-Sasuke knows that Sakura is weaker than Naruto, yet he doesn't call her 'weak' or 'idiot'. Just 'annoying'.

-Lastly, when Sasuke knocked her out, he could have left her on the ground where she left her on the ground where she lay.

-Sasuke knows that Sakura is weaker than Naruto, yet he doesn't call her 'weak' or 'idiot'. Just 'annoying'.

-In the Naruto movie Clash in the land of Snow, if you look closely during the credit you can see Sasuke resting his head on Sakura’s lap.

-In Shippuuden, the first time they found Sasuke, did you notice that he attacked every body except Sakura with the Chidori Nagashi? It would've made perfect sense for him to attack her after he attacked Yamato. Yet, he didn't attack her. Hmm...

He made her jealous
on purpose he tried.
When the girl asked, "Do you love me?"
on purpose he lied.

He played with jealousy
like it was a game.
Little did he know
Things would never be the same.

His plan was working
but he had no clue.
How wrong things would go,
the damage he would do.

One night she broke down,
feeling very alone.
Just her and the blade,
no one else home.

She dialed his number,
he answered, "Hello"
She told him she loved him
and hung up the phone.

He raced to her house
just a minute too late.
Found her lying in blood,
her heart
had no rate.

Beside her was a note,
in it her confession.
Her love for this boy,
her only obsession.

As he read the note,
he knelt down and cried.
Grabbed her knife,
that night they both died.

She was found in his arms,
both of them dead.
Under her note.
his handwriting said:

"I loved her
so, she never knew.
All this time I loved her too."

If you don't copy and paste this into your profile in 20 minutes you will lose the love of your life and never get them back

Female come backs

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and I together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this...
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has it's limits.

Itachilicious, definition: make the girls go loco, he always paints his nails and the boys they call him crazy, he's the I to the T A C the H the I and if you get it wrong you best prepare to die Itachilious!

I'm bringin Sasuke Back! and all the ninja dont know how to act, he thinks he's special when the girls attack, dirty fake! you see this hair gel baby it's your fate!

If you can keep your head, while everyone around you is losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If all else fails, hit it with a big hammer.

Somehow the police never seem to think it's as funny as we do...

I know Kung-Fu!! And fifty other dangerous words!!

Bow to your sensei... Bow to your sensei!!

Friends will always be like, "you deserve better", but best friends will be calling his house saying "You Will Die In Seven Days"

When you cry, I cry. When you’re sad, I'm sad. When you jump of a building, ... I laugh!

My mind works like lightning... one brilliant flash and it's gone.

When you cry I cry, when you hurt I hurt, when you fight I fight, when you jump off a bridge I get a paddle and save your retarded ass.

If you don't like the way I drive,... Then Stay Off The Sidewalk!!

Why be difficult when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?!

The world can't end today... it's already tomorrow in Japan...

I intend to live forever or die trying.

I like you. When I destroy the world you shall be the last to die.

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid and say the opposite.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.

Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.

Some say the glass is half empty, other say the glass is half full. I Say "Are you going to drink that?"

If the aliens are looking for intelligent life then why are you scared?

I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and stare at it for hours.

Smile! It scares people.

Don't knock on deaths door! Ring the bell and run off! He hates that.

I'm smiling. That alone should scare you.

I swear to drunk I'm not God!

Don't hit kids! No. Seriously. They Have Guns Now!!

I am possibly the weirdest sane person they put here.

I am who I am, your approval isn't needed.

Fake is the trend... I guess everyone's in style.

If you do it, you'll regret it. If you don't do it, you'll regret it. Either way you'll regret it. You might as well just do it and be done with it.

If you do it, you'll regret it. If you don't do it, you'll regret it. Either way you'll regret it. You might as well just do it and be done with it.

Everything's okay in the end. If it isn't okay, then it isn't the end.

From the day I was born, till the day I die, the only side I'm on is mine.

Consciousness- the annoying time between naps.

If at first you don't succeed- cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie!

I'm not scared of dying. I just don't want to.

You tried and you failed. So the lesson is: Never try.

Don't regret doing things. Regret getting caught.

When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Borrow money from pessimists- they don't expect it back. (It’s true. We really don't)

I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly alert.

This isn't something that should be tossed aside. It should be thrown. With great force.

That which does not kill me, had better run pretty damn fast

A university professer gave an examquestion in which he asked: "What is the difference between Ignorance and Apathy". He was forced to give and A to a student who answered: "I don't know and I don't care."

A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at me suede jacket. "You know a cow was murdered for that jacket." she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone: "I didn't know there were any

Never argue with a stupid person. First, they'll lower you down to their level, and then they'll beat you with experience.

When I was younger, I hated going to weddings. It seemed that all of my aunts and grandmotherly types would come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, "Your next!" They stopped doing that crap after I started doing that to them at funerals.

When life gives you lemons throw them back and see if he tries that again.

When life gives you lemons, run away. You’re not supposed to take things from strangers.

There are people I would take a bullet for, and people I would like to put a bullet in.

Don't kill me! I've Got Friends!! Kill THEM!

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

"You're a team player, a save the day super hero... I hate people like you.” –Hiei

"Do you think he knows it's a circle?"-Hiei

"I’m sorry, a 30-ft killing machine wanted a word with us."-Hiei

"Ninja's are revolting, they stole my idea. I'll have to kill them now."-Hiei

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)

2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)

3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)

4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect)

5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)

6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)

7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)

8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)

9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "Just do it")

10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)

DJ HIHI KIMIKO'S SONG! (Add onto your profile if you hate KarinSasuke!): WOOT SASUSAKU FANS SPREAD!!
Karin (FROM NARUTO) is A Bitch:

Hey SASUSAKU fans!
Heya Kimi-chan!
You wanna go for a ride?
Where?
You can’t we’re ninja so run on your own
xDD!

Karin is a slutty witch,
She is just a bitch.
I really hate her,
Who the hell would date her?

Sasuke’s such an ass,
The boy that girls harass.
Sakura’s like whatever,
They really need to get together.

Karin is such a bitch and I wanna scratch her eyes out!
OOH! xDD!

Saku’s dreamed about him,
As best friends forever.
That he would stay,
And they’d live together.

But Karin is a slut,
With that shitty fatass butt.
And can’t keep herself from the Uchiha…

EWW!

Like I said…it’s freaky…
Damn the fucking slut is irritating me!
Ooh…

Karin's a slutty witch,
She is just a f'ing bitch.
I really hate her,
Who the hell would date her?

Sasuke’s a huge retard,
To leave for one gay bastard!
What a stupid jerk, living with people as dirt!

When I see him, I will knee him.
OOH!
When I see that bitch I will kill her!
And I’ll punch her and I crunch her!

MWHAHAHA!

HEY! Look over there!
What Kimi-chan?
If it isn’t that bitch without the bastard and the shitty ass Hebi! (Not that Hebi would ever come to her xD!)

Hey Karin, over here!
We have something for you!

-intiate blood scene with her screaming-

YOU HOOKER! YOU SLUT! I HATE YOU!!

DIE!

SCRATCH HER EYES OUT!

GO TO HELL!

MWAHAHAHA!

HOLD HER DOWN!

Let’s get outta here!

-SasuSaku fans run off and give middle finger-

Meanwhile…
Sakura and Sasuke were confessing their love for each other and shared a sweet kiss and we cheer smirking at the dead Karin.

AQUARIUS- The Sweetheart (Jan 20-Feb 18) Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but can be original and unique. Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric personality.

PISCES- The Dreamer (Feb 19-Mar 20) Generous, kind and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May become secrative and vague. Sensitive. Doesn't like details. Dreamy and unrealistic. Symathetic and loving. Kind. Unselfish. Good kisser. Beautiful.

ARIES- The Daredevil (Mar 21- Apr 19) Energetic. Advernturous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse (easily angered). Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic. That's Me!

TAURUS- The Enduring One (Apr 20-May 20) Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings who are stable and secure in their own way. Not looking for shortcuts. Take pride in their beauty. Patient and reliable. Make great friends and give good advice. Loving and kind. Loves hard - passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to furious temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge themselves often. Very generous.

GEMINI- The Chatterbox (May 21-June 20) Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptible but needs to express themselves. Arguementive and outspoken. Likes change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense. Gossips. May seem superficial and inconsistent. Beautiful physically and mentally.

CANCER- The Protector (June 21-July 22) Moody, emotional. May be shy. Very loving and caring. Pretty/handsome. Excellent partners for life. Protective. Inventive and imaginative. Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from everyone. Easily hurt, but sympathetic.

LEO- The Boss (July 23-Aug 22) Very organized. Need order in their lives - like being in control. Like boundaries. Tend to take over everything. Bossy. Likes to help others. Social and outgoing. Extroverted. Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive. Creative energy. Full of themselves. Loving. Doing the right thing is important to the Leo's. Attractive.

VIRGO- The Perfectionist Dominant (Aug 23-Sept 22) In relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last word. Arguementive. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hard working. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic.

LIBRA- The Harmonizer (Sept 23-Oct 22) Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind. Have own unique appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible.

SCORPIO- The Intense One (Oct 23-Nov 21) Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hard working. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secrative. Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and emotional.

SAGITTARIUS- The Happy-Go-Lucky One (Nov 22-Dec 21) Good-natured optimist. Doesn't want to grow up. Indulges self. Boastful. Likes luxuries and gambling. Social and outgoing. Doesn't like responsiblities. Often fantasizes. Impatient. Fun to be around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious. Doesn't like rules. Sometimes hypocritical. Dislikes being confined - tight spaces or even tight clothes. Doesn't like being doubted. Beautiful inside and out.

CAPRICORN- The Go-Getter (Dec 22-Jan19) Patient and wise. Practiacl and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be good-looking. Humorous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimistic. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be unfriendly at times. Hold grudges. Like competitions. Get what they want.

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate!

It's better to look stupid than to open your mouth and prove it.

Don't make me mad today. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

"No, not yet, now that you've made me this serious. Regret as much as you damn well want!" - Hitsugaya Toushirou, Bleach

"Don't just stand back... freakin' disappear!" - Hitsugaya Toushirou, Bleach

"If the demon is truly big, then we are no match for it. It's impossible, it's irrational. It's against my religion." - Miroku
"You ought to be arrested." - Inuyasha, InuYasha

"How did I pass? She beat me like I owed her money. " - Ichigo, Bleach

"Damn it, there are so many idiots whose asses I need to kick!! I'm going to have to start keeping a list just to keep track of them all!!" - Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist

"Suicide is a way of telling God, 'YOU CAN'T FIRE ME, I QUIT!'"

"That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again."

"Don't play dumb with me, I'll always win."

"So tell me, what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?"-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho

"I never said I was normal, you just presumed I was."

"People say violence isn't the answer. Well, they're right. Violence is the question. The answer is 'HELL YES'."

"Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something."

"Stupidity got us into this, why can't it get us out?"

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

"We!
Are about to head to the battlefield!! Believe, our blades will not be shattered. Believe, our souls will not be cut!

Promise!!
Even if the ground may split, we will come back alive to this place!"

-Abarai Renji, Bleach chapter 248