LOLHAYTHURR.

I'm KO'ed, and welcome to my profile. Sort of. I'm 12, so much of my writing sucks major ass, but I hope that it doesn't keep you from reading it. Because if I had no readers, then I'd pretty much be screwed. NO RLY. ;D

Anyway, since we're on , I should probably let you know about my fanfic preferences. I enjoy drabbles and oneshots a lot because they usually contain more significance and symbolism than your average multichaptered passage. I'm a sucker for significance and "deeper meanings", and I luvluvluv raw emotion. At the moment, I'm also in love with present tense. It gives any dull writing a push, making it seem more monumental than it actually is.

SO YAZ.

If you take a look at my stuff, you'll probably mistake me for a drabble-only writer. Don't. I'm working on a full-length fic as we speak, but I have to finish it before posting it or I'll lose interest in the middle and leave everyone hanging, which would be mean. AND I'M TOO BITCHIN' TO BE MEAN, FOOL. D:

I read romance, but tend not to write it as much. Apparently, genfic writers don't get much attention on , which is a truth that has been made painstakingly obvious by Reunion, my only smut fic. Though it's one of my worst works, it's also my most popular. I mean, WTF.

W.

TF.

And the worst part is that it only seems to attract the horny fangirls who are too braindead to leave a review that's more than five words long and become disappointed when they realize that Sakura and Sasuke aren't dryhumping. Sex sells, I guess, but only to ig'nant kids. Let's see a good writer who actually likes Reunion, ho. :'D /rant

So I assume that if you're down here, you've actually taken the time to read my super-useless textblock. If you have, congratulations. You lose the intarnets. FAIL@U!

LOLLERZ

I KIZZ U

I MOLEST U

I MAEK U SCREEM WIT PLESUR

MMF MMF MMF

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Haha. Jay to the Kay, bish. Let's be friends k.

Much luv.

Bai. :B