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Jerks, Fangirls, and Mean Teachers: The Joys of High School

Part Three.

Chapter Forty Six: In Which Sia is Deprived Because She Might Be a Sugar Addict

"...I want chocolate."

Both of my brothers looked at me, eyebrows raised.

It was a spring-tastic Saturday, and the three of us were sitting in the back yard of our lovely mansion. Life was normal.

Except for one little thing...

"No."

"Whyyyyyyy nnnnnnot?" I whined, messing with my hair.

...Itachle had put me on a sugar ban.

Stupid older brother.

"You're out of control when you have sugar," Itachi monotoned.

I huffed. "You make me sound like a drug addict! Which I am not!"

"You aren't?" Sasuke asked in a tone of surprise.

I threw a pillow at him and sulked.

Twitch. Twitch.

"…Is she okay?" Tenten asked, eyeing me with worry.

"…She seems fine," Ino muttered, poking me lightly. I spazzed a bit.

"…She seems normal," Mint titled her head slightly. "Anyone know what's wrong?"

"Neeeeeeeeeed. Suuuuuuugaaaarrrrrrr," I muttered, rocking back and forth in the fetal position. "Dammmmmmmmmmmit. Itttttaaaaacccccchhhhhiiii."

Everyone's eyes widened.

"HOLY SHIT DOES ANYONE HAVE SUGAR IF YOU HAVE IT HAND IT OVER NOW!" Ino, Sakura, and Mint panicked, running around the room, collecting any form of sugary goodness the could get.

"H-here, S-sia," Hinata handed me a bar of chocolate. "Don't go on rampage."

My eyes widened. "OMG THANK YOU YOU'RE THE BEST!" I chirped, hugging Hinata around the neck before taking a bite. "Mmmmmm…" I sighed happily. "Yay."

A few seconds later, Sakura, Ino, and Mint returned with a basket full of sugar. "It's okay," Sakura patted me on the back. "We're gonna nurse you back to health."

"YOU COULD'VE KILLED US ALLLLLLLLLLLL!"

I peeked around the door of the gym, only to see Mint raving at Itachi. I giggled lightly, chomping on my chocolate. Show Itachi to try and take my yummy-nummy sugarness away.

"Hnn."

"!" I nearly fell over, holding a hand over my heart as Gaara steadied me. "Gaar-raar! What have I told you-DON'T DO THAT, DAMMIT! You know it causes problems!"

"Hnn," He muttered, smirking down at me. I glared at hands, on hips.

"I Don't care if you like scaring me! I DON'T APPRECIATE IT! D-O-N-T-A-P-P-R-E-C-"

"Hnn."

"No I am not done, you stupid…er…male thing!" I muttered, whacking him lightly.

"…Hnn?" Now are you done?

"Kamiscrewyou, darnation!" I muttered, banging my head on a wall.

He grabbed my wrist and pulled me into the gym.

"I DO NOT APPRECIATE BEING DRAGGED, THANK YOU FOR ASKING!" I I shouted.

Instantly I was surronded by fanboys.

"Sia-chan, is he not what you were looking for?"

"Do you want us to get rid of him?"

"We love you!"

"NO GO AWAY YOU CREEPY THINGS GOOOOO AAAAWAAAAAAYYYYY!" I screamed, clutching onto Gaara.

He smirked, wrapping an arm around my waist. All the fanboys sulked off.

"Hnn." Victory.

The next day. The hallways were deserted. Clutching a bar of chocolate in my hands, I skipped down the hallways, feeling hyper-tastic-ness.

Humming to myself, I darted into the hallway that held, within it's rectanglular confines, Anko's homeroom. Remembering my mission, I darted to the door, waited, and kicked it open.

"…Can I help you, Miss Uchiha?" Anko asked, looking up from where she was scaring a poor senior.

I shook my head happily. "Nope! Just here to see my darling brother!"

"Continue on then…"

I darted over to Itachi's desk, cackling. "HA! Eat it, bro! I have chocolate! And I've escaped your sugar-repressing-confines! Pssssht. I am awesome."

Itachi just looked at me. "Is that all you came down here to tell me?"

"…?"

"…Really?"

"Yup!" I giggled, shaking my head.

"…You have no life."

"Le gasp! How could you say that!" I gasped, my eyes filling with tears. "I do have a life! You're part of it!" I jumped on him, hugging him to death.

"…I don't think he can breath, Sia."

"Omg! Pein!" I gasped at seeing the orange-haired, pierced senior. "How are you?"

"Good."

"That's fantabulosticness…" I paused. "Omg! How's the Akatsuki?"

"We're fine."

"Yaaaaay! You're some of my fav senior/junior buds, so don't get yourselves hurt, ya hear?" Not waiting for a response, I whacked Itachi on the head. "Don't attempt to supress my sugar needs." And, with that, I skipped happily out of Anko's homeroom.

"…OW! DAMMIT! STUPID LOCKERS! SAKLSKFJHALHSDFKSHF!"

"Saku!" I chirped, hugging the sophomore. "Raaaaar!"

"Back to your normal self, huh?" The pinkette smiled.

"Yuuuup! And there's nothing Itachle can do about it! So bleh!" I smiled, bouncing on my feet.

"Oh lord, what did we do?" Sakura teased.

"Brought down hell upon us all," Temari deadpanned.

"No, that's Gai and Lee's job!" I reminded them, shaking my head. "Gee. Friends these days."

SMACK! SMACK!

"Ow! Dudettes!"

"Omg Sasu guess what!"

"a, don't call me Sasu, and b…what?"

"I HAD SUGAAAARRRRRR!"

"…Hnn."

"No! Bad Sasu! Don't use the Hnn word!...oh, who am I kidding, I don't care!" And I skipped towards Itachi's pink car.

…He really needed to fix that.

And soonish.

Yeah.

That's what's up.

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Sia-ism 200: Life is...oooooh, chocolate!

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Baibai,

An Order of RAWR

Sia

Gaar-raar

The Uchiha Brothers

and

The Harunos