KURISUTINU

"The girl who spends her life between sleeping, eating, work and in front of her computer/phone's screen." - My friends

Name: Kurisutinu

Gender: Female

DOB: October 10

Status: Currently fighting work stress and writer's block...

Fictionpress account: Kurisutin

Hi!

I'm just an average female aspiring writer who loves to write.

When I'm not sleeping or being lazy that is. Or being distracted, which often happens. And being kept busy too.

Stupid necessity for work and writer's block...

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."
- Jim Carrey

"To be a successful procrastinator, you must be a genius because you take what other people do in a course of weeks and mash it all into a couple of hours."

- David S. Clements

"A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the first word you thought of."

- Burt Bacharach

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tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses
and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not
raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas
tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs rpsoet it.

"My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone."

"Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience."
"Reality bites with a variety of sizes of teeth."
"Snowflakes are some of the most fragile things in the world but look what happens when they stick together."
"It's not cheating unless you get caught and if you get caught lie through your teeth."
"It's better to keep silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubts."
"It's the friends that you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter."
"You have the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity."
“That’s it! I give up! There’s no talking to you people! And you wonder why I’m arrogant! If the rest of you weren’t such idiots, I might not feel so superior!”
"The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple."
"Skill is being able to walk across Niagara Falls on a tightrope. Intelligence is not trying."
"Nice try, but you can't fool a fool."
"Nothing is impossible. Some things are just improbable."
"Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words."
"If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?"
"Why be difficult when, with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?"
"Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now."
"Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."
"I'm going to live life or die trying."
"If you die, I'll kill you."
"I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing."
"I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I'll get in trouble no matter what."
"Love your enemies! It really pisses them off."
"Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them so much."
"The older you get, the sooner it ends."
"I'm not supposed to make sense! That would defeat the purpose of confusing people!"
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to 'put your two cents in' but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?
What's the speed of dark?
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance?
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
There are 2 types of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.
Support publik edekasion!
Drive it like you stole it!
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
The more I learn, the less I understand.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
Procrastinate now, don't put it off.
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
82.7 of all statistics are made up on the spot.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
I'm scared to fall in love, scared to fall fast, because every time i fall in love... it never seems to last.
Those who think they know everything, annoy those of us that do.
If you love somebody, they shouldn't make you cry. They should be worth crying over.
It's not cheating unless you're caught. Till then, it's called Strategic Answer Retrieval (SAR).
A straight line may be the shortest route between two points, but it is by no means the most interesting...
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
Never interrupt your opponent while he’s making a mistake.
I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
I'm not insensitive, I just don't care.
Would you like a cookie? So would I.
We're all pretty bizarre, some are just better at showing it.
Yes, I am insane, but every now and then, I have these horrible periods of boredom where I have to be normal like you.
I don't know what my problem is, but I do know it's hard to pronounce.
The pen is mightier than the sword. No one expects you to attack them with a pen.
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. Study hard, be evil.
I'm such a rebel. I leave a message before the beep.
It's shiny and in video game rules, it's important.
Chaos, panic, pandemonium. My work here is done.
Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.
When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it. (Unless no one knows that you're responsible for it, then it's probably best to lie low and wait for it to blow over.)
Insanity is just a word for "eccentric genius"
We’re not lost. I’m just not quite sure where we are.
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
There are three kinds of people, those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid.
Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.
The secret to success is sincerity. (Once you can fake that you’re good, that is.)
Yes, of course I'm perfectly civil, but that's only because I choose to direct my anger towards such fruitful pursuits as plotting your untimely and gruesome death. Have a nice day now.
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Someday your prince will come. Mine got lost, took a wrong turn, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
They keep saying the right person will come along; I think a truck hit mine.
You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft.

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

If you have a lot of story ideas in your head but are unable to bring yourself to write them, copy and paste this in your profile. (...)

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile. (My laptop...)

If you think that writing stories is fun, then copy this onto your profile!

If you are the kind of person who gets excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table then put this on your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy this into your profile.

If you have forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy and paste this in your profile. (I hate it when this happens. Especially when writing stories...)

If you support the Yaoi/Yuri filter for the story search engine, paste this into your profile! (This would be a dream come true...)

I, as both a reader and a writer, find it increasingly infuriating that stories can get thousands of hits yet only a few reviews. What could take you five or ten minutes to read could have taken someone several hours to write and a lot of planning. Reviews encourage people and make them feel good about the writing.

CURRENT STORIES

Finished:

None so far...

Still Writing:

Miasma (Powerpuff Girls) (AU) - Envious of Mojo Jojo for creating the Rowdyruff Boys, Him also wanted kids of his own. However, unlike Mojo and his vile boys, he much preferred girls. Elegant and evil daughters, he thought, catching a glimpse of a picture of the only trio of super-powered sisters in existence, and he knew just where to get them. The Powerpuffs are slowly to be turned into the Powerpunks and they have no idea, not when they are too busy being the assigned watchers of the newly neutral Rowdyruffs... (Reds/Greens/Blues)

Comments: Hopefully part of a trilogy. I hope to see some improvements in my writing while working on this...

Discontinued:

None so far...

Kurisutinu's Journal

06-25-16

(Currently focusing on work)

Currently trying to write and finish Miasma, despite the numerous other story ideas I really really want to write...

And yes, still slow and erratic updates. Blame work. I'll try to update whenever I can, meaning when I am inspired and have the time.

Read and Review!

Kurisutinu