Name: Seven letter first name, four letter middle name, six letter last name. All three are difficult to pronounce when spelled backward.

Age: Thirteen times my age divided by thirty-nine equals a number that, when multiplied by nine and then divided by three, equals my age.

Location: An insignificant little blue-green planet far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Milky Way galaxy.

Personality: I’m the kind of person that really dislikes people trying to categorize themselves. But, to go with the flow: I'm the kind of person who goes with the flow, has a really bad temper and very little tolerance for stupidity. I also tend to be loyal to my friends and family, very cruel when I'm upset, and very, very proud. I have something of a superiority complex and a bad habit of deceit; I'm also almost overly empathetic, and will try to help anyone I can, but I also usually look at the big picture politically and my morals tend to bend and skew with my logic.

Music: Very eclectic. I'm currently fixated on The Mountain Goats.

Likes: I like sleeping, writing, chocolate cake, motorcycles, cats, feather quills, scarves, green glass, dragons, mirrors, feather earrings, singing, Capitalizing Things Unnecessarily, swearing, thumb drives, computers, nail polish, patterned tights, silver rings, any kind of silver, plaid, hydrangeas, hyacinths, hyperactivity, designing clothing, architecture, studying WW2, and flannel shirts. I like laughing at people who think I'm lesbian when I wear flannel shirts. Red is currently my favourite colour, but I like every colour except certain shades of pink. There’s this part in one of my favourite songs, People Are Stupid by 30 Foot Fall, that I love: racism sucks and so do you/if you hate somebody ‘cause they’re not like you/and that goes for homophobia, xenophobia, and classism too. I also like music, theatre, cellos, oxymorons, movies, ideas, my purse, buttons (the pin kind), amethyst, garnet, werewolves, vampires, Johnny Depp, Jon Stewart, David Tennant, British accents, Scottish accents, Irish accents, Australian accents, collars, big jackets, combat boots, sweet peppermint, orange tic tacs, chocolate, and blue eyes. I also like green eyes, but today at least I’m more interested in blue.

Dislikes: I don’t like wearing pink or white because I’m so damn white that I’m practically translucent, and pink and white make me look washed out. I dislike idiocy, stupidity, narcissism, hypocrisy, and self-satisfied smirks. I intensely dislike self-satisfied smirks when the person with the self-satisfied smirk is wrong, but also when they’re right. I really dislike using the word “hate”, because hate is really not a good thing, but I hate discrimination. I also detest it when people say "Well, by disliking racists/sexists/homophobes/whatever, you're discriminating against a group of people for their beliefs...". Which is a stupid argument, since I dislike the beliefs, not necessarily the people.

My Fandoms:

My main fandom is Harry Potter, but I branch off into other things sometimes. For instance: House, Bones, Numb3rs, Angel, His Dark Materials, Pirates of the Caribbean, Spiderman, F.R.I.E.N.D.S, Doctor Who… etc.

Stories:

None currently.