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Joined 05-29-03, id: 393017, Profile Updated: 03-06-09
Author has written 20 stories for Harry Potter, Gundam Wing/AC, Kingkiller Chronicle, Stargate: Atlantis, and NCIS.

Okay, I guess people read this thing to learn about the author. Maybe it's time I actually put some information on myself.

I write in the following fandoms:
Doctor Who
The Harry Potter series
Stargate Atlantis
Gundam Wing
NCIS
The Name of the Wind by Patrick Rothfuss

My favorite characters from the afore mentioned fandoms in order of fandoms mentioned:

-The Doctor, K-9, Leela
-Neville, Percy, Severus, Draco, Remus
-Dr. McKay, Sheppard, Zelenka
-Duo Maxwell and Wufei.
-Tony DiNozzo, McGee and Gibbs.
-Bast, and, believe it or not, the main character Kvothe

I write:
The way rocket ships explode. There's a good chance I'll finish it but I won't pick up the shrapnel afterwards.
It also usually happens in one go. One shots are my preffered way to write. But sometimes I'll do something with chapters, this usually ends in disorder and chaos.

"The True Story of the Great Neville Longbottom" - A short story depicting Neville as the hero because in the cannon he is so often used as a butt.

"The Prisoner" - Short dabble about Sirius Black's escape from Azkaban from the perspective of a dementor.

And Hell Came With Him - Cross over of the Constantine comics with Harry Potter. John Constantine teaches at Hogwarts and creates chaos in the meantime. Not my best work but my friends refused to let me call it quits.

"What the Gods Thought" - Short story about the death of Severus Snape; and what happens to him afterwards. Inspired by Good Omens, a novel by Neil Gaimen and Terry Pratchett.

"On Holiday" - Short story about the death of Sirius Black and the unexpected man who gave him a hand. Harry Potter, Doctor Who crossover.

"The Best Follower" - Short story about Percy Weasley. It's a bit of a redemption fic I guess, gives some reasons for why he did the things he did between the third and seventh books. Doesn't follow D.H. exactly but most of what happened still holds true. I wrote it just because Percy was a character with so much possibility and J.K. Rowling never really got around to exploiting that.

"The Taming of the Whomping Willow" - Short story about the death of Remus Lupin and what transpired thereafter. I've been reading alot of Neil Gaimen short fiction lately and I wanted to try to do something in a similar style.

"Ode to a Fallen Warrior" - Short poem in the fashion afer Beowulf written in honor of the memory of Hedwig.

"The Unmaking of George Weasley" - Short story about George and how he deals with the death of his brother. D.H. compliant. Co-written with VisciousWolfie. And when I say cowritten I mean she did most of it, I only added a small bit in the rewrite. So the writing probably sounds like my style but the idea is all hers.

War Stories - An on going project that will be a collection of stories from the war. Takes place from multiple character views. Inspired by Tim O'Brien's book The Things They Carried and my War Lit class. D.H. compliant so far.

Dreamers - Neville centric fic, sort of a crossover with the SANDMAN comics, but written so that it is unnecessary to have read the comics. Alice Longbottom wakes up lucid at the same time that Neville gets stuck in his dreams. Lost, Neville accidentally wanders into Draco's unconscious and Alice calls on The Dream King to assist. But Morpheus has problems of his own and won't let Neville and Draco go until they help him set the Dream World to rights. Slash in the future, Neville/Draco. NOTE: I'm overhauling this puppy, I don't like where it's going. After a decent reformating it will be rewritten and reuploaded. The new story probably won't resemble the current one but the title will remain.

"Harmless Sand" - I was reading alot of Lovecraft when I wrote this story and decided I would try my hand at it.

"Sleeping With the Reaper" - Another poem. I am facinated with the idea of the Gundam boys actually being the archetypes they represent. This explores Duo's archetype...and maybe a little of Wufei's.

"Death Was" - 100 word writing exercize I did. I am messing with the GW archetypes again.

Terms of a Lifetime : Neville centric. Sort of almost a tragedy. Neville is pulled from his own universe into another where he finds himself tangeled in another Neville's problems. He encounters a familair prophecy as well, except it would seem the unfortunate words were meant for him this time, and there is a tragic twist.

"Interlude - Between the First and Second Day" : Based on The Name of the Wind. Which is a more than lovely book if you haven't had the chance to check it out yet. Takes place, to be precise, between the second to last, and last page of the novel. Bast kept a secret from his teacher. The story is slash.

"The End of the Tao" : Stargate Atlantis snapshot. Takes place directly after the episode "The Tao of Rodney". Slash, McShep. More of a rambling with a fluffy ending than anything.

"No Trick of the Memory but a Tale True to Tell" : Kingkiller Chronicles. Told by the young sandy haired man of chapter three. Just a thoughtful ditty done for fun.

"Breathless", "Breathing" and "Breathe": Three short stories that follow one another. NCIS, tag to Requiem from season 5. The first two stand alone without the third because the third is slash and not everyone is a fan. DiNozzo's take on the rescue. Then Jethro's. And then the events that followed after.

The pen is stubborn, sputters-hell!
Am I condemned to scrawl?
Boldy I dip it in the well,
My writing flows, and all
I try suceeds. Of course, the spatter
Of this tormented night
Is quite illegible. No matter:
Who reads the stuff I write?
-Nietzsche


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A Good Offense by JoIsBishMyoga reviews
Another year at Hogwarts, and, as always, last year's events have consequences... Sequel to The Best Defense. Not Yoma's, see my profile for links. Yu Yu HakushoHarry Potter crossover. Abandoned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 119,548 - Reviews: 2001 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 6/2/2005
The Founders' Heir by Renatus reviews
Pre HBP. Days before his sixteenth birthday, Harry Potter disappears in a blaze of fire and magic. When he returns, few recognize him for who he is. He's out for Voldemort, as per the Task the Founders' set to him. And he isn't about to fail.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 142,276 - Reviews: 3727 - Favs: 5,339 - Follows: 5,143 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 4/27/2005 - Harry P.
The Price of Freedom by The Plot Bunny Whisperer reviews
AU. Harry knows better than to run from his fate, but he'll do his damnedest to try. Slash. Crossover with Yu Yu Hakusho.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 36,178 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 1,634 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Harry P., Yusuke U. - Complete
The Poor of God by kilara25 reviews
After Snape's visit to Surrey, Harry writes him a thank you letter that triggers an extended correspondence between the two of them. Sequel to The Guiltless.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 103,741 - Reviews: 1436 - Favs: 2,521 - Follows: 1,194 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Raft of the Medusa by bananacosmicgirl reviews
Six days ago, Tony was kidnapped while tracking down a serial killer. With no clues on the murders and no clues on the kidnapping, the team is at wits end. But at the turn of the seventh day, Gibbs gets a visit from someone most unlikely – Tony. Slash.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,433 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Better Be Slytherin! by jharad17 reviews
YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 175,130 - Reviews: 8437 - Favs: 11,206 - Follows: 5,752 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Forgotten Heirs by Capricious Purple Clarity reviews
SEQUEL! GWHP crossover. The Gundam pilots plus Draco attempt to go on with their lives as usual, which isn't very usual at all. But what's this about a second prophecy? And why is Harry looking for an Heir to Slytherin that isn't Voldemort? YAOI
Crossover - Gundam Wing/AC & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 188,250 - Reviews: 1251 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Harry P., Draco M., Duo M., Heero Y.
Harry Potter and the New Lives by Steve2 reviews
Alternate reality. After the war, 7th year Harry Potter is transported into an AU where Neville is ‘TheBoyWhoLived’. How will the powerful Shadow Mage Harry Potter get accustomed to a new life as a ‘nobody’? Now SilverAegis approved 25May2007
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 150,058 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 1,883 - Follows: 2,147 - Updated: 4/18/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Neville L.
Yoedian Arl: Part One of The Sea Folk Trilogy by Memeal reviews
Mistaken for a pleasure slave of the eastern lands, then taken on board a ship of madmen, Quatre endeavors to make sense of his voyage and find his way to freedom. AU, slash
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 91,558 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 8/10/2004 - Quatre W., Trowa B./No-Name - Complete
Walk the Shadows by jharad17 reviews
AU. The summer after 5th year, Death Eaters find Harry abandoned in the Dursley house and bring him to Voldemort. Will one particular Death Eater give up his position and his hate to save his enemy's son? Snape mentors Harry fic. violence,chld abuse,rape
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 113,854 - Reviews: 2315 - Favs: 2,681 - Follows: 1,014 - Updated: 11/27/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Oath Breaker by Goblin Cat KC reviews
Slash. HP:DM, LM:SS. At the start of seventh year, the Malfoys perform a dramatic doublecross and Draco educates Harry in dark magic. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 197,987 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 2,471 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Building With Worn Out Tools by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Post War, Post Hogwarts, HBP spoilers. Right smack in the middle of a stormy divorce from Ginny, Harry has no reason to be attracted to his Arguer, Draco Malfoy. I mean, it's Malfoy. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 129,552 - Reviews: 1677 - Favs: 4,242 - Follows: 823 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Secret Link by Capricious Purple Clarity reviews
Revised 12-06-17. Watch as Duo chips away at the very foundation of Hogwarts as he breaks down House walls, befriends Gryffs and Slyths alike, mugglfies Malfoys, and flushes cherry bombs down school toilets. Read, laugh, enjoy. YAOI
Crossover - Gundam Wing/AC & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 141,044 - Reviews: 1277 - Favs: 1,115 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 3/8/2006 - Published: 7/6/2005 - Harry P., Draco M., Duo M., Heero Y. - Complete
Wilderness by Dentelle-noir reviews
AU 3x4,1x2, 5x13. Stuck on a week long Wilderness vacation, Quatre, the loser, finds himself knee deep in trouble because of a tall and gorgeous forest ranger.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,457 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/27/2005 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Quatre W., Trowa B./No-Name
Deconstruction by kirikarin reviews
Tonks is sent to investigate the mysterious disappearance of Percy Weasley after his abrupt departure from the Ministry of Magic. Nothing is what it seems. The deeper Tonks goes, the more sinster and complex Percy's life appears.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 66,723 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/14/2005 - Published: 4/4/2005 - Percy W., N. Tonks - Complete
Irresistible Poison by Rhysenn reviews
**Chapter 9 is up!** Harry/Draco slash. Poison doesn't always bring death -- Draco learns that there are other ways to suffer and live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 78,080 - Reviews: 1183 - Favs: 1,080 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 9/28/2001 - Published: 1/28/2001
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Breathe reviews
Sequel to Breathing. Tag to Requiem: There were several things Jethro had to say to his senior field agent.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Breathing reviews
Sequel to "Breathless". Tag to Requiem: Jethro tried to get free, to pull the steering wheel away from his lap so he could struggle upwards. But the oxygen was gone, and without oxygen the strength was gone. So instead he watched DiNozzo save Maddie.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Breathless reviews
—feel the jar of his steps against the ground. Tony didn't. All he felt was the distance, how far away the water was, the seconds ticking by...
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
No Trick of the Memory but a Tale True to Tell reviews
They keep telling people I was drunk to discredit me. But I must tell you, I was drunk that night in Imre too. I cried myself sober afterwards. Who else could he be but Kvothe?
Kingkiller Chronicle - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Complete
The End of the Tao reviews
Rodney learned and unlearned many things during the "almost ascension process." Most of what he would like to remember has since slipped out of his grasp, and the one thing he would very much like to forget has managed to stick around. McShep.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Terms of a Lifetime reviews
Neville has had a hard time with life lately. He only wants to find some peace. But first he has to come to terms with the one person he'd rather avoid. Himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,337 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Neville L., Draco M.
Interlude: Between the First and Second Day reviews
Bast has been keeping a secret from his teacher.
Kingkiller Chronicle - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Complete
Death Was reviews
Death does not cry for the people he must take away, but for the people he must leave behind.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Quatre W., Duo M. - Complete
Sleeping With the Reaper reviews
They'd watched each other's backs for fifteen years. Been teammates. Friends. Lovers. Wufei has one obstacle left to over come with Duo...and every morning the reaper comes.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Duo M., Wufei C. - Complete
Harmless Sand reviews
Burning on the horizon a window is open. Stumbling, worn, he walks down the lonely strip of sand. And, though he cannot remember why, he knows that window is his only hope.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Sirius B. - Complete
War Stories reviews
A true war story, if truly told, makes the stomach believe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/6/2007 - Published: 11/8/2007
The Unmaking of George Weasley reviews
George wondered if maybe he was slowly going insane... DH spoilers. COAUTHORED WITH VICIOUSWOLFIE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/3/2007 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Ode to a Fallen Warrior reviews
Listen: for these are the tales of loyalty... In honor of Hedwig. DH compliant
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Complete
The Taming of the Whomping Willow reviews
Have you heard? They say Teddy Lupin tamed the Whomping Willow. DH compliantspoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Remus L. - Complete
The Best Follower reviews
Percy came to realize early in life that he was not cut out to be a Weasley. He was shaped to be something else. That something sunk its teeth in and Percy's life changed faster than his world could keep up. Non DH compliant
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,957 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Percy W., Remus L. - Complete
On Holiday reviews
There are darker and stranger things than death in the universe. And one of them has decided to give Sirius Black a hand. Harry Potter Doctor Who crossover
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,128 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Sirius B. - Complete
What the Gods Thought reviews
DH SPOILERS: Two divine beings wait for Severus Snape. He was undeniably a Slytherin in life, but when it comes to it the sorting of his soul will be a bit more difficult...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
And Hell Came With Him reviews
John Constantine: demon hunter, wise guy, smoke a'holic, and the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. There's a hellblazer at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,682 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Complete
The Prisoner reviews
Sirius Black's escape from Azkaban from the perspective of a dementor.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Sirius B. - Complete
The True Story of the Great Neville Longbottom reviews
After five years on the run Bellatrix Lestrange has been located. Rufus Scrimgeour sends in his newest star Auror to bring her in. OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,553 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Neville L. - Complete